PUBG Nightmare Player System

"Okay, let's continue talking about Zhang San, no, continue talking about trees. The barrage asked just now. If you say that this tree is a cherished tree species, I'm sorry, but your family’s planting of this tree does not bring good luck. It's bad luck. Don't talk about my tree. I can build it anyway. I want the car to be a chamber pot. You really don't understand it. This thing is as precious as a panda!"

Ye Lang said something like this, and the barrage of the question suddenly said, "Fuck, I remembered, my tree seems to be called Metasequoia!"

"The Metasequoia is a precious tree species at the national level. All will put their silence on the public screen. Brothers, give him a minute of silence."

Barrage likes this kind of interaction, even if it is interesting, it can run on people.

So the whole screen is a "silence", and from time to time there are colored barrage, and the large barrage floats by, which is extremely eye-catching.

"So, don't build this kind of tree casually, take good care of it, and don't be distracted."

As soon as Ye Lang finished speaking, a voice appeared throughout the live broadcast room.

"I see, I'm going to cut down trees!"

"It must be valuable! I'm short of money!"

Ye Lang looked at the naughty look of the barrage and thought of himself.

"At this time, I have to say one more thing. Sometimes, even if you see ordinary trees, don't move around, especially those with cultural significance."

The barrage was stunned.

How can a tree say so much?

Is Ye Lang used to writing novels?

Or he is Zhang San who cut the tree.

"For example, a tree planted by a concubine of a certain dynasty has lived to the present, and you rushed up with hot water, or climbed up excitedly to take a group photo. There is a problem."

Ye Lang took a deep breath and pointed out a terrifying BGM. The style of the live broadcast suddenly changed.

"Are you going to take a photo with the tree or the person who planted the tree? Hehehe..."

With Ye Lang's smile, the timid in the live room almost dropped the phone.

"Ye Lang, you are too much, I am afraid of ghosts since I was young."

"Ye Lang, what you said, I know why I was fined. I watered the tree with warm water in the tea cup. It is still a famous and precious tree planted by the ancients..."

Ye Lang said, "You really deserve it. You have to start with three thousand. Fortunately, you didn't cause a big disaster, otherwise you won't see you in the future. Three thousand, how nice it is to brush me a gift."

Barrage laughed crazy.

"No, you can give the money to whoever you want. Look at you, that's 3,000 yuan."

"Ye Lang's wealth code has appeared again?"

"Hahaha, Ye Lang wanted it. I saw Ye Lang's greed, Ye Lang, do you think your behavior is a fraud."

Ye Lang hurriedly waved his hand, "You can't talk nonsense, how can this be a lie? This is what you want, it's the same thing between men and women, you want to know the length, I think Try the shade..."

At this time, a special barrage appeared.

"Ye Lang, please pay attention to your live broadcast behavior."

Ye Lang scratched his head for a while, "Fuck, it's super big, sorry, sorry, I'll pay attention!"

"Ahem, we are a serious live broadcast room, well, we just had a bullet screen asking about fraud, so let me talk about fraud."

"Speaking of scams, we all seem to be familiar with it, right? Something that you send on your mobile phone text messages all day long wins, or pretends to be a dead historical celebrity, such as the classic bedroom Qin Shihuang, immortal, now living on the street Give me five thousand, and I will return you five hundred thousand in the future, and give you my personal jade seal. Right."

The barrage burst out laughing.

"Of course I know, I, Qin Shihuang, pay money! Everyone is fooled!"

"That's too fake."

"I know this, behavioral fraud!"

Ye Lang nodded, "There is a barrage that is right, behavioral fraud. There is another kind of fraud, called deception. This is my friend Zhang San."

At this time, a group of people in the live room were dumbfounded. ,

"Why is this Zhang San again? Can he go to prison first?"

"We want to watch Li Si, we want to listen to Ye Lang."

Ye Lang frowned, "What are you anxious about, I'm leaving the country too. The law will also protect fools, such as my friend Zhang San."

"I used to hang a picture of my three-year-old nephew at home. Zhang San came this day. When I saw it, it’s not bad. It seems to be Picasso’s early paintings, and it looks like Monet’s paintings. How do you say, 500,000? I immediately agreed. Barrage gods, and classmates of the law exam, this is not considered a fraud. Of course forget it!"

"This is deception and fraud, great! My law test is promising."

"Is this Zhang San a fool?"

"No, what's going on with Zhang San, you can't tell, it deserves it."

Ye Lang looked at the barrage at this time: "Knowing that the other party will be fooled, but not telling the other party, this is a kind of deception, and this is also a fraud."

At this time a bullet screen raised the question.

"Ye Lang, the deception in propaganda is not called fraud. For example, the Kunlun Mountain Spring is a bit sweet. I always think it is not sweet enough."

Ye Lang smiled, "This is propaganda, at best it's bragging, bragging, it's no different from your bragging when playing games with me, it's just that his pretense is too fake, and you have seen it through."

"For example, listen carefully. For example, if you drink my mineral water, you can hear and see clearly. What is this called, is it right to brag, then drink my mineral water, your hair loss can grow out, this is called Fraud. For example, drinking mineral water makes you as handsome as me. What is this called?"

"The other one, recently there seems to be an incident with a female anchor on the enemy station. She is obviously ugly and she does not show her face during the live broadcast. One day she suddenly showed her face and was seen by the audience. This is not considered a fraud. Okay, leave these two topics. Here you are."

When I heard the barrage, I suddenly became interested. ,

"Ye Lang is bragging first, and fraud is the second."

"No, the first is fraud, the second is bragging."

At this moment Ye Lang let out a sigh of relief, "My friend Zhang San thinks so too. He also gave the female anchor a lot of gifts. Is this a fraud? Okay, that's it for today. Let me leave you some suspense. At the same time tomorrow, we will continue!"

After this clip, Ye Lang talked about less than ten cases in total, and then opened the live broadcast room.

On Weibo, a video appeared silently.

"Watering trees is also a crime? There are so many kinds of trees!"

Ye Lang’s voice is full of magnetism. When he popularizes legal knowledge, everyone on Weibo feels as if he has been confused. It is so interesting when it is obviously a boring law. ,

The most important thing is that Zhang San.

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