Punch Hu Jianren

As the saying goes, dog meat rolls three times, and the immortals can’t stand steadily, but Hu Jian has not actually eaten dog meat, after all, eating dog meat is a kind of taboo in the original world, and dog meat is more troublesome to buy, so Hu Jian did not eat it in the original world.

And the first time he ate dog meat was when he was in the Tianlong World, there was a chef who made dog meat in the Yellow Crane Tower, and Hu Jian was a little obsessed after eating.

Originally, Hu Jian hadn’t thought about what to use for the main ingredients of the hot pot this time, and then he saw two shiny black dogs on the way to the basement…

“Are you really going to eat these two zombie dogs for dinner?” Looking at Hu Jian holding two black dogs whose necks were directly twisted by him, but their bodies were still struggling, Alice couldn’t help but twitch the corners of her eyes and asked.

Although I have been listening to Hu Jian say that he wants to catch some animals he has never seen before to eat, but this is a zombie dog, aren’t you afraid of being infected?

Alice has even begun to imagine the scene where Hu Jian turned into a zombie, covered with a golden bell, and then flew around waving a golden dragon, the picture was too beautiful to imagine.

“Yes, rest assured, I am enlightened.” Hu Jian looked at Alice with confidence on his face and said, “I’m a person who can’t even eat wild pufferfish liver sashimi.” ”

The delicious Hu Jian of pufferfish liver is still somewhat memorable, but the wild pufferfish liver is highly toxic, and the average person eats it for ten to thirty minutes and people are gone, which is more terrible than what T virus, T virus kills for several hours.

“Well, if you’re happy.” Alice has nothing to say anymore, are pufferfish toxins and T-viruses a thing? No matter how you look at it, the T-virus is more terrifying, okay.

“There’s a little girl there, it should be the girl named Angel you said, you take her out, I’ll go and deal with these two dogs first, and I’ll invite you to eat the dog meat stew pot later.”

As soon as he entered the basement, Hu Jian turned to Alice and said that the zombies here have been solved by Hu Jian and Alice, and the two zombie dogs are already in his hands, and the basement is a closed place, so there is no need to worry about safety for the time being.

These two dogs in Hu Jian’s hands are medium-sized dogs, with a lot of meat, and in addition to hot pot, they can also make half a set of dog meat banquets.

When leaving with two dogs, Hu Jian passed by a classroom, and there were still good basic English textbooks in the classroom, which should be regarded as the Chinese textbooks of these students, thinking of listening to Alice’s awkward Chinese language, Hu Jian felt that he was so tired of listening.

So he plans to learn English, anyway, it’s still early, and it shouldn’t take much time to clean up and learn English.

Thinking of this, Hu Jian walked directly into the classroom and picked up an English book, and walked outside while watching.

“This is it, right?” A group of mercenaries in tactical uniforms carefully touched the vicinity of the school, but the school seemed to be surprisingly quiet, with neither people nor zombies.

。。。。。。

“Nikolai, be careful, the school is the most populous place, we don’t know when they will appear.”

“It’s okay, I’ll touch it in first, you guys are covering behind!”

After that, a young mercenary silently touched the school, and then in the square of this school, he saw a bald head cutting something on a table that was obviously temporarily put together.

And next to him, there are pots and pans and some food and vegetables that look good, which looks like a relaxed and simple family picnic, but the zombies on the side seem to be slightly unmatched with this picnic environment.

“Nikolai, how is the situation inside?” Just when the mercenary who became Nikolai had not yet figured out what was happening, the captain’s voice came from the communicator in his ear.

“Hey friends, you can’t imagine what I see here, there is actually a person cooking here.”

“Nikolai, this joke of yours is not funny.”

“No, I swear, I’m definitely not a joke, if I lie to you, I’m X incompetent.”

“Huh, there are guests coming, I happen to be cooking dinner, do you want some?” Hu Jian, who felt that someone behind him, suddenly turned his head, and said with a fluent English and a mercenary named Nikolai who carefully touched in.

“Well, how embarrassing this is.” That being said, Nikolai’s performance was unusually guarded, and the situation around him seemed to be a little wrong no matter how you looked at it.

Who would eat at such a time, shouldn’t they be quick to find a way to leave the city after eating something casually?

And even in normal times, are you a little too much to eat in the school playground?

“Are you really going to eat here?” At this moment, Alice, who was dressed in a combat attire, walked out with Angel, who was still wearing a school uniform, looking at the food carefully prepared by Hu Jian, and her tone seemed to be full of helplessness.

“Yes, it’s still early, and I’m moving fast, rest assured.” Hu Jian said indifferently in English, “And it’s been almost six hours, and my stomach should already be hungry.” ”

“Huh, you speak English?!” Listening to Hu Jian’s still a little awkward English, Alice’s face showed a shocked smile, knowing that she had listened to Hu Jian Chinese before.

“Just learned a little to facilitate communication.” Hu Jian said in a breezy tone, as if he was saying something simple, and on his right, an English textbook was placed on the table.

“It only took you so long to learn?” Alice felt her braincase hurt, this was the crushing frustration of the scumbags when facing the ultimate student, and she learned a language in just thirty minutes

Can learning martial arts also reach this level?

“yes, it’s not a difficult thing.” Hu Jian said indifferently, with a faint smile on his face.

Although there was no expression on his face, his heart had already blossomed, and this feeling of IQ crushing was really fantastic, and he seemed to be able to understand why those top students always had such a simple topic when you had to ask the pleasure.

“The one over there, call your teammates too, and we’ll leave after eating in a while, anyway, it’s just a passing way.” As he spoke, Hu Jian turned his head and said directly to the mercenary standing on the side

“By the way, that little girl over there is Angel, we can leave together then.”

When the entire mercenary group sat on the seats one by one, their expressions were confused, they still didn’t know what happened, why would they sit here and prepare for dinner?

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? This is basically the truest picture of their hearts now.

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