Quadruple split

Game time PM13:17

Southeastern continent, Dark Swamp [False End Dream] bottom floor, Jackdaw Castle periphery

"I roughly understand the situation."

Looking at the two young men in front of him who were so unfamiliar that he was confused, the eight-foot-tall, muscular, and muscular special instructor of the Second Legion of the [Dusk Crow Eastern Expedition] 'Gale' Team, the Orc Paladin of the Justice Sect, Kari Cracked Skull, scratched his hair and said with a very strange expression: "So this Miss Monica has been wandering around in the back with my image for a few days, and even created a fake 'Cracked Skull' that looks like Miss Monica out of thin air because of the characteristics of [False End Dream]? Tsk tsk, no wonder a few brothers After returning to the team, the way he looked at me was a little strange. Maybe he thought he had a nightmare. "

"I'm so sorry!"

Although it was not intentional, Monica still bowed 90 degrees to the 'real person' in front of her, and said in a respectful voice: "It is not my intention to impersonate my identity. I hope you will be generous, instructor! Let me go!"

"By the way..."

Mo Tan laughed playfully, and said leisurely: "Your brothers looked at you a little strangely, I'm afraid it's not because of a mere 'nightmare'."

"Miss Monica, you think too much, I just think this is quite interesting, and I don't mean to blame you."

Although he is very serious and meticulous when he is an 'instructor', but During the break, Cary Cleft Skull was surprisingly easy to talk to. He quickly passed over the "offense" that was not strictly speaking, and asked Mo Tan with a little curiosity: "Oh? Since Mr. Anthony does not think that the abnormalities of those boys are caused by "nightmares", what do you think?"

"I was thinking..."

Mo Tan's eyes flashed, and the smile on the corners of his mouth became more and more intense: "If I go back and write a bardic story called "Adolescent Single Clergymen Do Not Dream of Cute Married Widowed Half-Elf Gender-Transformed Instructors, Fighting against Heresy Behind the Scenes", it should be a big hit in nine out of ten cases, right?"

"Fuck!"

Although it is not strictly speaking "alive", it is still The Paladin of Justice, who had the ability to think and communicate independently, immediately shuddered, widened his copper bell-like eyes, and exclaimed: "Is this impossible!?"

"Is this impossible?"

Mo Tan grinned and raised his eyebrows and said: "Imagine that two young men in their prime... or men who are not single but have been widowed or separated from their partners for dozens of centuries, suddenly one day find that the instructor they have been with day and night has turned into a stranger, and a beautiful, cute, fashionable, doll-faced half-elf beauty. In this case, even if they regard this as a dream, I personally think that the probability of a spring... beautiful dream is much greater than a nightmare."

[Did you mean to say a spring dream just now? ]

The beautiful, cute, fashionable, doll-faced half-elf beauty glanced at Mo Tan and silently complained in her heart.

"Did you mean to say a spring dream just now?"

The burly man who was mistaken for a beautiful, cute, fashionable, doll-faced half-elf beauty by his subordinates glanced at Mo Tan and complained dryly.

"Well, I wanted to say it was a wet dream."

Mo Tan gave the instructor in front of him a refreshing and bright smile, and said with a smile: "But I felt it was a bit impolite, so I changed my words."

[If you really think it's impolite, don't say it! ]

Monica twitched her lips and continued to complain in her heart.

"If you really think it's impolite, don't say it!"

Cary Cracked Skull rolled his eyes and complained unhappily.

"Then the question is--"

Mo Tan suddenly turned to Monica, who seemed very reserved and respectful, and asked in a serious tone: "Did you secretly complain in your heart just now? Is the content similar to what Instructor Cleft Skull said?"

"Not a little similar."

Monica immediately understood Mr. Tan Mo's "deep meaning" (although she didn't know what this deep meaning was for) and shook her head, saying seriously: "It's completely consistent."

"If this is the so-called "soul wavelength" similar~"

Mo Tan whistled and sighed faintly: "I don't know who is more unlucky between you and me."

"Hey!"

Kari patted Mo Tan on the back in annoyance and said in a bad tone: "Although Miss Monica was replaced with my image, it's not unlucky, right? Uh, it shouldn't be?"

Perhaps he also noticed that it was indeed a bit inhumane to make such a huge change in the physiological structure of a young girl. The fair knight seemed to have used question sentences at the end.

"Of course it counts."

Mo Tan gave a serious and decisive answer, saying in a deep voice: "Imagine that a young girl was turned into a strong man for dozens of days, and she can see her crotch every morning when she wakes up..."

"Hey!!!"

Monica, who finally couldn't continue to be indifferent, screamed and interrupted Mo Tan, blushing and gritting her teeth, saying: "I have been in a daze during this period. I was either in the cafeteria, the training ground, or a battlefield under the night. I have never experienced getting up in the morning! I haven't felt anything that a lady shouldn't feel! Don't talk nonsense!"

Mo Tan laughed: "I'm anxious."

Monica: "..."

"Ahem, by the way, brother Anthony, how did you know that I was in the state of 'married and widowed'?"

In order to protect the innocence of the beautiful girl, Kari even brought up the sad past that others understood, and curiously asked Mo Tan: "Isn't this what Commander Hogel told you?"

"That's not true."

Mo Tan smiled lightly and asked: "I wonder, instructor, have you ever heard of [Deduction Method]?"

In the other party's eyes, there were at least ten impartial knights who could testify to his 'married and widowed' argument. They shook their heads and said honestly: "I don't know."

Mo Tan nodded slightly and explained: "That is a very interesting reasoning method."

"oh oh!"

Kari, who was very interested in interesting reasoning methods, nodded vigorously, then closed his mouth and waited for the next sentence.

As a result, Mo Tan also fell into silence, and he and Kali stared at each other for two minutes.

"Then what!?"

In the end, the orc who still couldn't calm down broke the silence and asked: "What specific method is it?"

"It's a complicated method that will take us until at least this time tomorrow to explain."

Mo Tan shrugged, spread his hands and said, "So, considering that even if I want to say it, you don't have time to listen to it, let's just skip the specific content."

Kari Splitskull was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then——

"I'm free to listen!"

The paladin, who didn't seem to mind wasting time, told Mo Tan this.

"I'm too lazy to say."

Mo Tan, who was no longer pretending, raised his eyes and said listlessly: "Next topic, how did your wife die?"

"Mr. Anthony——"

Monica's expression froze, and she immediately tugged on Mo Tan's sleeve.

"What are you doing!"

As a result, Mo Tan jumped three feet high and said angrily: "You are flirting in public! How unbecoming!"

Monica: "..."

"Died from food poisoning."

As a result, Kari Splitskull didn't care about Mo Tan's offense and said casually: "She once went to deliver supplies to a small church on a mountain in eastern Morrill County. She found a lot of mushrooms on the way, so she took them I sifted out the colorful ones and picked some simple-looking non-toxic mushrooms and stewed them. It turned out that those were the most energetic. When the idiot was found, his whole body had turned purple. "

Monica: "Huh?"

"What she means is..."

Mo Tan patted Monica's shoulder affectionately and translated: "I originally thought that your wife must have died in the assassination of the God Destroyer Society, which is why you had the idea of ​​joining the Eastern Expeditionary Army and fighting with the girls."

Monica: "I didn't...well, maybe I did think about it..."

"Haha, that girl is just a poor priest of fertility. Even if the God Destroyer Society doesn't pick her, they won't go out of their way to assassinate a loser like her. However, I did have a few close friends who died in the attack. Of course, Not as the main target, most of them were destroyed along with the church and the camp.”

The impartial knight with a bold personality laughed, shook his head and said: "I can understand your expectations for wonderful stories, but the reality is not a bard story, nor is every member of the [Twilight Crow Eastern Expedition] suffering from great hatred. The reason is that, in fact, most of us members of the Inquisition who can stop children from crying in the eyes of others are quite normal. Although there are some extreme paranoia, they are far less than the green-faced, fanged people who love to eat children as rumored. degree."

Monica suddenly realized: "That's it!"

"I have reservations about it."

Mo Tan shook his head and sneered: "As far as I know, the Inquisitions of most sects are no different from the crazy critics in the story. Only the Justice Sect where you, Instructor Splitting Skull... have a more unique style of painting. And this kind of 'special case' cannot be a reference for judging your industry."

"Well, maybe you are right, but I still hope you won't be too prejudiced against my companions."

Split Skull twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a helpless expression: "They are all good people, and they are as eager to hear news from the outside and see unfamiliar faces as I am, so if you don't mind..."

"Sorry, although we won't keep away from your companions, we don't intend to say hello to too many people. We came here specifically because you and my Monica are somewhat destined."

Mo Tan calmly interrupted Skull's words and said softly: "But as I said before, if things go well, whether it is Hogel, you or others, they will be able to obtain relief that has been delayed for thousands of years. "

Splitskull, who didn't seem to have any expectations for 'things going well', smiled and said kindly: "Okay, then in the name of my Lord, please allow me to wish you both all the best, and may justice and courage always prevail. Stay with you."

"That's natural. I am simply walking with justice and courage."

Mo Tan smiled reservedly, and then asked: "Then, since there is no reason for bitterness and hatred, why did you, Brother Kali, join our [Twilight Crow Eastern Expedition]?"

"Because my wife is dead, I don't really want to live anymore."

Kari stretched out and said with a smile: "Of course, I didn't have two years left to live because of the old injuries I sustained during the fight with the heretics from the God Destroyer Society, so I thought it would be better to die in a hospital bed in two years. , it would be better to join the Eastern Expeditionary Army, which has a very low survival rate, and take away one or two heretics to serve as backers.”

Mo Tan clapped his hands gently and nodded: "I see, so if I give you another chance, you must..."

"I will definitely choose to die in the hospital bed."

Kari waved his hand to interrupt Mo Tan, and looked up at the moon in the sky: "Instead of staying in this hellhole until you forget what she looks like."

"Maybe you can change your mood, such as having a love affair with a boy who just had a wet dream?"

"In the name of my Lord, I really want to stuff your lousy little head into your asshole, Mr. Anthony."

"It seems that we should say goodbye, Instructor Cleft Skull, my name is Tan Mo, and I am glad to meet you."

"Goodbye, Mr. Tan Mo, I hope you can get what you want."

...

So, after a not-so-brief chat, Mo Tan and Monica said goodbye to the fair knight who had a deep connection with the latter, left the other's sentry post, and walked into the bizarre gray forest outside Jackdaw Castle.

Five minutes later, Monica, who was walking behind Mo Tan, broke the silence softly: "Mr. Tan Mo."

"Speak."

Mo Tan, who was walking in front, smacked his lips and said in his usual lazy and gentle tone without turning his head.

"I thought about it carefully, and I always felt that Instructor Cleft Skull didn't seem to tell the whole story of him and his wife."

Monica pursed her lips and hesitated: "But having said that, I'm not too sure..."

"Dear Monica."

Mo Tan looked around the monotonous environment with interest, and asked casually: "Do you remember what sect that guy's wife belongs to?"

Monica was stunned for a moment, then took a breath, and suddenly widened her eyes!

"It seems you noticed it, too."

Considering that this was the other party's reaction speed after dreaming for dozens of days, Mo Tan nodded with satisfaction and said in a brisk tone: "A priest of the Abundance Sect, no matter how 'unskilled' he is, it is impossible for him to die accidentally because of such a ridiculous reason as food poisoning."

"So Instructor Cleft Skull..."

"He didn't lie, but he also didn't tell us that his wife didn't die in an 'accident'."

"Because Instructor Cleft Skull was seriously injured by the people of the God-Destroying Society, he doesn't have many years to live, so..."

"Obviously intentional suicide for love."

"I always feel that the term intentional suicide for love is a bit..."

"Extraordinary?"

"Boring and vulgar."

"I can see that you are amazed by the romantic love between them."

"Yes, what about you?"

"Me? I just think they are noisy."

Chapter 2329: The End