Quadruple split
Chapter 2363 Online Gathering (IV)
Real time AM07:25
Mo Tan, who was too lazy to cook, was holding a fresh burger that had just come out of the (microwave) oven. He was sitting in front of the computer, sucking the ice cream that was not suitable for getting up early in the morning, and chatting with his friends in the group. We were discussing the official announcement of [Innocence Boundary], although... it was a bit off topic...
Uncle Kang: It’s over, it’s over, it’s all over now!
Dayang: What the hell is it over for? Have you been summoned by the court for using pornographic websites?
Uncle Kang: Just stay here and die, no one will be summoned by the court just because you were caught in pornographic websites, okay?
The motivated little pigeon: Wow.
Xiaole Xiaole is amazing: Where is the morality? Where is the rule of law? Where is the URL?
Champion Yidong Online Car Wash: Your meme stopped being popular decades ago.
Xiaole Xiaole was amazing: Oh, where is that kind of thing? @康师博 [Yellow-haired girl drooling expression]
Uncle Kang: No, Sister Xiaole, are you serious? [Sluggish expression of sycamore leaves]
Dayang: Why did your nickname change over time, Dongzi? Before, I remember that Sexy Yi Dong had sex online.
Champion Yidong Online Car Wash: What the heck is [Grumpy Yidong Online Noodles]! Let Xiaoyu kick your brains out.
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: Don’t mess with me. [Wutong leaf scolding expression]
Dayang: Don't worry about the details, Dongzi. By the way, Brother Yu, why did you change your name? Weren't you a private last time? Do you all like changing your name so much?
Champion Yidong Online Car Wash: Just because my name is always changed by some bitch, I am used to taking a look at it every time before entering a group chat, and then changing it randomly to trigger the name change protection.
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: I was promoted, and the stupid first-class soldier in the same team was separated. [Husky’s loveless expression]
Xiao Le Xiao Le is amazing: You all should stop making trouble! Can you get down to business first? [Slumped cat face expression]
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: OTZ
Ocean: OTZ
Champion Yidong Online Car Wash: [Wu Tong Ye rolls his eyes expression]
Xiaole Xiaole is amazing: @康师博, so where is the website address? [Yellow-haired girl drooling expression]
Uncle Kang: Sister, I tried it, but it couldn’t be sent. It said that the website had been reported by many people recently and was suspected of fraud or something.
The striving little pigeon: [Wu Tong Ye’s shocked expression]
Xiao Le Xiao Le is amazing: Nalan Jiang, please send me a text message later. By the way, is there a lot of BL in it? What are their flavors?
Uncle Kang: There is no BL! [Wutong Ye’s shocked expression]
Xiaole Xiaole was amazing: Then I don’t want it.
Ji Xiaodao: ...Change the topic.
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: @康师博, basket! Sister Xiaole doesn’t want me to! Send it to me!
Ji Xiaodao: ...Change the topic. [Black cat sharpening a knife expression]
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: OTZ
Mo Tan, a good young man: So what exactly did you say just now? Isn't it a 'business' between you and Xiaoyu? @康师博
Uncle Kang: No, with our abilities, no matter what we say, there will be no problems with the ‘business’, it’s just...
Yuchen: Just what?
Master Kang: It’s just that I have seborrheic alopecia, and I always feel like I’m going to die.
Yu Chen: [Black cat suppressing laughter expression]
Master Kang: Mr. Yu! Is there any life-saving solution? @语陈.
Yu Chen: Stay open-minded and positive, eat more foods rich in B vitamins, eat less sugar and less spicy food, avoid spicy food, quit smoking and alcohol, don’t wash your hair with strong alkaline soap, wash your hair frequently, but try your best to do it every week No more than four times, ah, and eat more carrots. [Evil-eyed girl’s serious expression]
Uncle Kang: Oh!
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: Oh!
Dayang: Oh!
Champion Yidong Online Car Wash: Oh oh!
Mo Tan, a good young man: Oh!
The motivated little pigeon: You are all bald! ? [Emoji of pigeon choking on French fries]
Three good young men, Mo Tan: Be prepared for any danger.
Champion Edon Online Car Wash: Be Prepared.
Dayang: You two are so in sync with each other. To be honest, who was reincarnated as the wrong gender?
Mo Tan, a good young man: Get lost.
Champion Yidong Online Car Wash: Get lost.
Uncle Kang: Don’t interrupt, what is that? Miracle doctors are like this. In fact, I have checked a lot of information before and feel that my symptoms are not actually like seborrheic alopecia, but they are also not like psychogenic alopecia. Regarding hair loss, salt-induced alopecia and sugar-induced alopecia, can you help research the possibilities when you have time? @语陈.
Sanhao Youth Motan: Yes, postpartum hair loss and menopausal hair loss.
Uncle Kang:......
Yu Chen: [beating the table and laughing emoticon]
Dayang: [beating the table and laughing emoticon]
Cui Xiaoyu, a first-class soldier of the 7th Special Forces Team of the East Asia Division of the FFF Regiment: [beating the table and laughing emoticon]
Xiaole Xiaole is amazing: [aunt’s smiling expression]
The motivated little pigeon: ahhhhhxiahhoshhh!
Ji Xiaodao: My sister burst out laughing. Let’s stop talking about postpartum.
Uncle Kang: Aren’t you talking about hair? !
Ji Xiaodao: [Black cat sharpening a knife expression]
Uncle Kang: Hey, don’t bother me during my confinement period.
Dayang: Can we make a video? I'm ready to grab the cake, but it's hard to type.
…
So, after user [Dayang] sent out a group video invitation, one picture after another continued to appear on the screen in front of Mo Tan——
The first person to connect was Cui Xiaoyu, a short-haired young man with dark circles under his eyes, wearing glasses and a bookish face despite sleeping enough hours in the game cabin every day. In the video, he was also sitting at the computer desk, looking like He doesn't look like a strong man about 1.9 meters tall at all.
Then there was Kang Lan, who looked like he had just taken a shower and had his long hair tied behind his back in a rare ponytail. Like Mo Tan, he was holding a cup of Coke and sipping it in the rather high-end living room.
The third person connected was Yi Dong, as he was nicknamed at the moment. He was washing the car with a water pipe in the underground garage. Because he was only wearing a vest and his skin tone was standard cold white skin, at first glance it looked like he had turned on the 18th gear. It looks like a filter, but actually...
"Damn it! This beauty is so incredible!"
Yidong glanced at the screen and was shocked, and then he hurriedly turned off the beauty function that was turned on by default, transforming himself from a 'white jade cone-faced monster with big eyes' back to a 'super-standard, cool, fair-skinned, tall and handsome guy'.
Ji Xiaoge, who appeared on the screen the next moment, pointed at the screen (everyone thought it was Yi Dong), raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and slightly opened his lips and said: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha""
Then he raised his head and fell down from the chair.
"So disgusting..."
Ji Xiaodao, who came into the mirror from the side, hugged his sister and stroked her back, glanced at the screen coldly (everyone still thought it was Yi Dong), and said angrily: "Are you trying to pierce someone with your chin?" ”
Yidong, who was waving the water pipe, was immediately furious and said angrily: "I didn't do it! It's because this thing has a default beauty!"
"Stop talking nonsense."
Then appeared on the screen. Gu Xiaole, who was in the large guest bedroom more than ten meters above Yidong, shook his finger and said seriously: "How can the default beauty be turned on to the point where it turns you into a monster? The situation! I clearly set it up for you before!"
Yidong: "...Is there something wrong with you, a woman!?"
"Bold awl face!"
In the new pop-up window, Wan Yang, who has hair as bright as fire and a wild charm, slurped a hand cake and said angrily to Yi Dong in an inarticulate voice: "Don't talk about me, Sister Xiaole!"
It can be seen that after Gu Xiaole, who has rich experience in (cross-dimensional) love, promised Wan Yang to help him chase Yuchen's eldest brother, the latter has already followed the great onmyoji master.
Mo Tan smiled, pushed the Coke and fast food burger at hand away from the camera and clicked 'Join Meeting'. Almost at the same time, Yu Chen, who was sitting at a small table and drinking millet porridge, also appeared. in the screen.
"Good morning everyone."
Yuchen, who was blushing because the millet porridge was very warm, said hello with a smile, and then suddenly frowned: "Hei Fan, have you had breakfast?"
"have eaten--"
Mo Tan straightened his chest and raised his head confidently, and then quickly changed the topic because he was worried that the other party would ask for specific details, and sighed: "There is really a lot of content in this update. My brain is not working well. Can someone save me the trouble? Let’s analyze it?”
When Wan Yang heard this, he immediately raised his hand and said: "Here comes the basket! He is professional!"
"Don't give me random nicknames. Do you know that what you said in the Northeast is considered a curse?"
Kang Lan glared at him fiercely, and then said dryly: "Besides, among our group of people, I'm not that high-level at all."
Cui Xiaoyu nodded, and then said sincerely: "I didn't say you were high-level, I just think you are more professional in gaming."
"Hey, okay, okay, then I'll simply save the money, although you must all have some ideas in mind."
Cui Xiaoyu obviously didn't save face for herself, but Kang Lan grinned after hearing this straightforward truth and concluded happily: "First of all, there are issues about 'hair' and 'game cabin' Although it will cause some anxiety, speaking of the matter, the impact of those things is not even as good as the modification of the 'Minor Sensory Protection System', are you right, Xiaoyu?"
Cui Xiaoyu, who is very keen on using the [Minor Sensory Protection System] for self-defense, blinked and said confusedly: "What? I didn't see much just now. I'm waiting for you to tell me."
"OK, let's skip this question."
Giving Cui Xiaoyu a middle finger casually, Kang Lan looked serious and said seriously: "As for the previous upgrades, they are the absolute top priority. Let's talk about the limited-time activities that are linked to each other first. Now I can What is certain is that these two things are actually the same thing. I mentioned to you that a large number of professional players participated and gave Xiaoyu a part-time opportunity! "
Mo Tan nodded slightly and agreed: "I think so. Lusail invited us to go to the Wind-breaking Bird before, and it was the same thing."
Cui Xiaoyu also reacted belatedly and said in a long voice: "Oh——!!"
"Explain more!"
Because he returned to the game very frequently during the [Controversy], 'Mo', who was the captain when Lusail invited [Zoo], was not online. Ji Xiaoge, who didn't really understand what was going on, hugged his sister and proposed Reasonable requests.
Therefore, Kang Lan explained the ins and outs of the matter to everyone in a relatively detailed manner, and taught everyone about the 'big event' that the professional players were preparing to do for about a quarter of an hour.
It all started about half a year ago, when several ‘twisted passages’ suddenly appeared in the middle of the continent at the border of the Dark Forest and the Forest of the Elf. At the end of these passages, there was a mysterious area that seemed to have no ‘history’ and had never been realized before those passages appeared.
In Kang Lan’s words, it was as if a ‘region’ that had never been explored and recorded suddenly appeared there out of thin air. Its abstractness was like a house with three bedrooms and one living room. After a certain moment, people suddenly realized that it was actually a house with four bedrooms and one living room. The extra room had never been discovered by anyone before ‘a certain moment’, let alone set foot in it.
Therefore, as the largest force closest to that special area, the Elf King’s Court in the depths of the Forest of the Elf named it ‘Alpha of the Exotic Region’ and specially organized a group of elite forces to open up the land. In the eyes of the players, this land reclamation appeared in the form of a ‘large regional task chain’. Coincidentally, Rune Zhulan in the game happened to be one of the first players to participate in this task.
Before the official announcement of [Question of Crime], the mission had completed four stages, and the fifth stage was not opened because the conditions were not met. But the fact is that the Elf King Court and the surrounding forces have lost control of the situation because no NPC can pass through those ‘twisted passages’!
As one of the most influential player organizations in [Innocent Realm], the [Green Apple Chamber of Commerce], which has surpassed Gymboree in the business field and has occupied a huge market share of players, got this news and miraculously reached a consensus with the Elf King Court, Academy City, Forest Elf Tribe, and Skarlan Principality around the twisted passages, and obtained the ‘right to open up wasteland’ with considerable freedom.
Then, almost immediately after the right to open up wasteland was obtained, the [Green Apple Chamber of Commerce] contacted the [Windbreaker Club] and, through the latter’s influence in the circle, tied a large number of professional player groups on board.
After all -
"No one can resist the temptation of gaining a foothold in the first player's main city and becoming a vested interest."
Kang Lan smacked his lips and suddenly said happily: "The result is unexpected. Everyone originally planned to quietly complete the task first and then build the city, but the official directly overturned the table and disclosed the existence of the "Alpha Alien" in the form of a "secret realm" in the final stage of the regional task, which directly disrupted the plan of the professional circle."
Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and thought about it in confusion, and asked: "Why?"
"Because if those professional players can't take down the so-called limited-time secret realm in a swift and decisive manner, and then take the initiative in the subsequent world mission [City of Innocence] of the continental level..."
Kang Lan grinned, his eyes full of gloating for his "employers" -
"I'm afraid I really can't gain a foothold in the game [Innocence Realm] in the future."
Chapter 2354: The End
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