Let's Laugh at This Beautiful Day

Satania saw He Quan Ming's expression of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, and looking at herself with a relieved look, she quickly stopped laughing, turned her head to the side, and hummed, "Don't laugh so badly. Laughing, you know what it's very lame! Why don't you say what you want to compare... Well, no matter what it is, it's my victory."

"That's right, after all, Mrs. Satania is really good at fighting! That right hook, left hook, AABB up and down... tsk tsk tsk, why don't you fight women's boxing when you are so strong?" It was the wounded Izumi Akira who nodded sympathetically.

Satania jumped in anger: "What are you talking about! It's obviously that you are as weak as a caterpillar, so what... that's right! There is no power to bind insects at all! It's so easy to defeat you, don't tell me Is it as good as a female man?"

"It's the power of a chicken without a hand."

"Who cares about you!"

"Okay, I won't discuss whether it's a chicken or a worm for now. I've already thought of a game that is absolutely fair, just, open, and can easily and quickly determine the winner. How about it? Dare to take it?"

Satania hesitated for a while. She had a bit of a psychological shadow on the six words of fairness and fairness. The last time Izumi Ming said these six words, she lost to Gabriel, and she is still a little afraid of the game. .

But after listening to Izumi's sincere confession, even if he didn't want to admit it, the inner self who was obsessed with winning and losing, fearless of the sky and the earth, was awakened thanks to him. The ten-yard speed instinct also returned to her; the hesitation and timidity in her heart were thrown on the ground and stomped on the ground, she raised her head proudly, and her gaze that faced He Quan Ming was filled with confidence again.

——But is it the chump who can't even win against her?Since it's not Gabriel, huh, I'm more afraid of who than who, I have nothing to be afraid of!

Come, have a good fight!

"Since you dare to challenge the great great demon Satania, very good boy, I will praise you for your recklessness! You are not very good and you can still have this character, I admit that you are qualified to be my opponent. Don't worry, no matter what competition you propose, I will take it uprightly and openly, and then let you taste the taste of powerless defeat! Meow hahaha!" As always, the second middle school looked down on people's attitude, Satania was angry The field is open to provoke Akira Izumi.

Restraining the anger that was churning in his heart again, Izumi Ming was angry and funny-he was very happy that Satania was back, but he still wanted to beat her!I still want to bully her!Why is she so badly beaten and still alive without being beaten to death!Damn it, I'm ugly, believe it or not, who is more urinating than you?

I don't believe that you can win the myth of urinating in the wind!

"Hmph, don't be too confident, the competition I propose is not something that a physical idiot like you can handle! It tests wisdom, scheming, luck, and vision!" He Quan Ming sneered, "Be afraid! Be afraid! Surrender! I don’t know how many heroes and spirits have been eliminated in this game that has been passed down from ancient times to the present. Now our battle will be modeled after the great men of history, and we will compete with this ancient sport. Cheers for it! Kneel on your knees! Glory!"

Izumi Akira raised his fist high, facing Satania's unknowingly sharp, sparkling eyes, and made a presumptuous declaration.

"Then, witness this moment of history! I activate the field magic card——"

The fist stretched out to Satania, as if this move was very appetizing to her, Satania showed an excited and bloody smile, and also stretched out her fist, facing the void.

Izumi Ming nodded approvingly, and spoke his final words with a sense of honor.

"Come out, the ancient showdown - Rock. Scissors. Paper!"

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"Why don't you talk?"

"Shut up!" Satania picked up the small stone on the ground and threw it hard, "I thought you would say something better than the Olympic Games, but it turned out to be just guessing!"

"Hey, hey, don't underestimate rock-paper-scissors, this is a sport that has been handed down from before the [-]th century, it has resolved many disputes throughout the ages, and has held special competitions, even in the Olympics. , used to determine the order of things..." He Quanming said solemnly, his middle finger raised the black-rimmed glasses, the mirror light flickered, like a scholar's demeanor: "It is said that it originated from the hand gestures and open fists of the Han Dynasty, but the so-called Chinese call It remains to be verified whether the Huoquan of the

More say it is a traditional sport from Japan, which was introduced to China and Europe and the United States during the Westernization of the [-]th century. Many Europeans also think that rock-paper-scissors is a Japanese game... There are also graduate students who specialize in this sport to find out. It's a surefire way to win..."

"Ah, I don't listen, I don't listen!" Satania covered her ears, "Who wants to hear you tell historical stories! Hurry up if you want to play rock-paper-scissors, don't talk about it over there. !"

"Oh? Are you ready?" He Quan Ming sneered with a deep sneer, his right hand twisted ghostly, "The loser has to listen to the winner to do something? If you're careless... Hehe, you understand."

"Pervert, pervert!" Satania's face changed greatly, she almost forgot that this guy was coveting her!If I let him win, I don't know what will happen to him, I feel so scared just thinking about it!

—No, Satania, don’t be afraid!Although you can refuse to agree to play with him, but then it seems that you are afraid, so you can't escape!win!defeat him! ...But guessing is a game of chance, and it depends on luck if you want to win... You despicable guy, he must have chosen guessing when he won't win anything but luck, so what do you want to do to me...

——By the way, even if you are really unlucky and lose, don’t admit that kind of perverted condition!I don't believe that he is a person who will force the girl he likes to do that kind of thing, and I'm better than him, so he can't force me to do anything!I'm so smart, hahahaha-

After thinking about it, Satania was refreshed and agreed without pressure: "Then let's guess the boxing! It's just such a simple game of luck, let's see how easily I can beat you! When the time comes, you will Get ready to jump into the Arakawa River for a swim!"

...just swimming in the river?Very good, since you still have a little conscience and don't let me run naked, what you do will be "easier".

You're still going to lose if you don't.You don't lose, how can I implement my plan!

I saw Izumi Ming sneered even more, his fingers clenched into fists, two fingers were stretched out, and his palms were spread out, and he casually looked at these three gestures: "Indeed, in ordinary boxing, only rocks, scissors, and cloth are produced. It depends on luck who can choose the gesture to overcome the opponent and win, at most, add vision, use dynamic vision to see through the opponent's moves and overcome them...

But I also said that it also needs the assistance of wisdom and scheming, in order to win the enemy, and overcome the enemy to win! "

Seeing Satania's expression turning solemn and doubtful, Izumi Ming finally couldn't help laughing loudly: "Hahaha, you still don't understand, Satania! If I want to win against a idiot like you, I just need to be there. In a game of luck like guessing boxing, just add a sentence!"

Suddenly, his tone changed from arrogant to low, attacking Satania with a sinister and smug mockery.

"—Next, I'll get a stone!"

"Sarah, what are you going to do? Satania!"

Satania's face changed.

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Chapter Little Theater

"Brother, why did you suddenly start exercising?"

"I deeply felt that this weak body couldn't protect my beloved sisters, so I decided to become stronger, doing [-] push-ups, [-] sit-ups, and [-]-kilometer long-distance running every day! And it's not air-conditioned in summer!"

"Don't do this, big brother! You can't look at your bald head!"

"It doesn't matter! How can I become stronger if I'm not bald? How can I protect my family? For you, even if I become bald, what if I become bald! Besides, if I become bald, I can become a monk and spend a happy night with my sister!"

"The latter is the main reason why you became bald!"

"Don't worry about me! Addicted to exercise, getting stronger and stronger, isn't it a good thing!"

"...Brother, to be honest, you were only beaten by a certain girl last time to try to exercise? (whispering)"