Let's Laugh at This Beautiful Day

"—I know this question!"

"You know? True or false? Tell me tell me!"

"Do you really want to know? Let me tell you in advance that there is an unspeakable secret behind this. Knowing this may change your life!"

"(Swallowing) It's so serious, I don't even know... Is my name related to the most secret and most secretive X-Files in the legends of hell... No, even if it's a big secret that can subvert hell , Miss Ben, I - the future great demon (scheduled) Walnutze Satanikia McDowell - must also know, because this is my destiny! Come on, tell me! Whether it is I will endure any kind of sin!"

"Very good! As expected of the wicked (stupid) devil (egg) lady that I admire, then let me convey this tragic, extremely tragic, and utterly cruel truth to you!"

"Sarah, I'm ready, shoot me!"

"Your name is not Satania...it is Walnutze Satanikia McDowell!"

"What?!...Hey, isn't that a matter of course!"

"Yeah, Sata meow."

"What the hell is Sata Meow! Who allowed you to give this lady a nickname!"

"Ah, Sata Meow, your pineapple bun was taken away by Xiaobai again."

"Ah—that stinky dog! Stop and give me back the pineapple buns!"

"Secondary idiot is really fun... Well, it's been a good day again."

End.

Chapter 3 This guy must be a bitch

Although the evil of this world began to rise in his heart, Mr. Izumi smiled brighter, like the warm sun in winter, and behind that warmth hides evil and cold intentions.

He Quanming squatted down, stretched out his hand and beckoned to the little white dog. At first he was worried that it would be embarrassing if he ran away without a bird, but he didn't expect the little white dog to give face, not only excitedly towards him He rushed over, rubbed his hand affectionately, and gave him the pineapple bun on his mouth.

Nice!This will be more fun, brother, you should cooperate with the king!He Quanming quietly gave the little white dog a thumbs up.

Shhh!Dude, don't go into the village to shoot quietly, this time it's up to you, try to play new tricks!The innocent face of the little white dog showed a dark smile.

Needless to say, an invisible sense of mission connects the two sides, and when the two meet, they instantly form a "red-haired front". This tacit understanding transcends races, transcends words, and even makes a voice sound in their hearts at the same time.

""This guy, must be a bitch (dog) - just like me! ""

When one person, one dog, and one dog who had a good relationship with each other looked at each other, the red-haired girl finally ran over.Leaning on her knees, she took a few breaths and said loudly to the little white dog with a proud expression.

"Ha! I finally caught it! Give me back my pineapple buns!"

The little white dog seemed to be frightened by the red fur, sobbed and hid behind He Quanming... Then he showed a good show smile.

——The ghost knows whether this dog has become a sperm.

Only then did Satania see Akira Izumi crouching on the ground with a smile on her face. No, what she noticed was not Akira Izumi, but the pineapple bun in his hand.

"Ah, my pineapple bun! Why is it in your hand? Give it back to me!" After speaking, he grabbed the pineapple bun with his hand.

He Quanming quickly got up and jumped backwards to dodge, but he didn't expect the red hair to react faster, and continued to chase after a small step forward, grabbing out with his left and right hands, and was almost snatched back by her several times. , Fortunately, Izumi Ming has held on with difficulty.

Well, it's actually not that difficult. After all, as long as you raise your hand high, not only is your IQ a problem, but even a red-haired girl whose height is a problem can't be touched no matter what, anyway, he is also over [-] meters; but this way It's too bullying, and it's easy to lead to toys... ah no, it's Satania's interest and lack of cooperation, and the game is fun only if two people cooperate, so I have to boil the frog in warm water and draw it slowly.

It seems that the run just now took too much physical strength. Satania finally stopped after grabbing a few more times and was dodged. After taking a few breaths, her bright red eyes stared at He Quan Ming: "Who are you? Who! He dares to fool His Highness Satania, the great devil (scheduled) who will rule all things in the end, I advise you to give me the pineapple buns, or it would be a pity for a life as young as yours to wither here!"

"...Want?" He Quanming completely ignored the rolling second breath, swaying the pineapple bun in his hand, and raised his eyebrows to look at Satania.

"Yeah!" Satania nodded impatiently.

Did she still think he would return the things to her so easily?This girl is too naive.

"If you want... you can." A body turned around to avoid Satania's pounce, He Quan Ming stretched out his other hand to press her head, and smiled at Satania's claws and claws, taking advantage of his arm length." Don't worry. As long as you answer my few questions first, I'll give you the pineapple bun."

"You think I'm stupid! Why do I need your consent to get my things back? Give them back!"

Yo, I didn't expect her to be completely stupid, and her IQ is still online. No wonder she can live until now... But it's more fun than this. After all, bullying a fool is more interesting than bullying a mentally retarded~

He Quan Ming is very good at dealing with the second disease and Quan Ming, after all, he once also had that dark history...

"Cut, this guy actually reminded me of unpleasant memories, and the molestation has to be increased by [-]%..."

So Izumi Ming, who laughed even more happily, replied: "If it weren't for me, you couldn't get the pineapple bun back from the dog's mouth, and you actually did something to me without saying thank you, don't you think? Is this how the great demon Satania treats her benefactor? I am so disappointed."

The little white dog behind him let out a cooperative bark, which made Satania tremble all over.

"How could there be no way! I have a hundred ways to deal with this stupid dog to make it bow down to this lady, but I just don't want the city to be dyed bright red!... But it's a fact that you helped me get the bread back, too. I did it first without asking anything, sorry." The voice became smaller and smaller at the end, and Satania's face was also reluctant.

"No sincerity, say it again." He Quan Ming still smiled and healed his heart.

"Clam? Why! I've clearly apologized, and return the pineapple bun to me!"

"According to the sincerity of your apology depends on the amount of pineapple buns I give you. It's like the level of apology you just did... Come on, give it to you." He Quan Ming reached out and handed it over.

"Ah, thank you...Wait, isn't this a package!"

"Yes, the sincerity of your apology just now is only enough to exchange for one package, as long as you work harder, you can exchange for a whole pineapple bun!" He took out the toilet paper that he carried with him and squeezed the unpackaged pineapple bun in his hand, Izumi said. Clearly follow the good inducement.

Heart-to-heart, if the food to be eaten is grabbed by a stranger's hand, it will definitely feel disgusting if it is him, who knows what that person has just touched, girls may be more concerned about this - although I am not sure about the idiot of Hongmao Would you care - but it's better to talk about hygiene, which is basic respect for people.

Although she still looked unhappy, Satania was not angry when she saw that the man with black-rimmed glasses on the opposite side treated her well with her pineapple bun. That smiling face has the desire to be slapped with a slap.

The devil is also reasonable, so Satania planned to do as the man said - just to apologize, just say a few words in exchange for a pineapple bun, this wave is not a loss!

"I'm so sorry!"