Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Li Sisi patted Liu Xu on the chest, and said, "No, you took that medicine, why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup! Let's wait two days to talk about our affairs! Anyway, don't worry about these few days... ..."

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Chapter 801

"What a few days, I don't want to wait for a few seconds." Liu Xu sniffed the fragrance from Li Sisi's body, which was refreshing, and said with a smile: "The medicine is only for a while, I have a special constitution, and the little guy who bites (Gu worms) have turned into water..."

Li Sisi blushed slightly, and said in a low voice, "Go to my bedroom!"

Liu Xu said without saying a word: "Okay."

Then he carried Li Sisi to the bedroom, and threw her on the big bed that only she had slept on.

Love and concubine love, everything is so natural.

When the clouds subsided and the rain rested, the two of them hugged each other so lazily and fell asleep.

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The two slept until noon. After waking up, Liu Xu originally wanted to torture Li Sisi, but she was delicate and expensive, so he was too embarrassed to destroy her.

Li Sisi slipped into Liu Xu's arms with a smile, and said, "Sisi, I thought about it, I'm really unfair to Chen An'an, you, and some women you haven't seen before."

Li Sisi sniffed the scent on Liu Xu's body and said, "It's okay, I won't be jealous anymore."

Liu Xu smiled and said, "Don't, if you have any grievances, you can express it. As long as you don't fight, and don't run on each other when you meet, or make secret moves against each other, I don't mind."

Li Sisi pinched Liu Xu's waist with one hand, twisted it, and said, "Are you going to be the emperor?"

Liu Xu chuckled, and said, "Well, I'm afraid that you will do something again."

Li Sisi snorted coldly, twisted hard, and said: "You just let us call you sisters, and then I'll ask Chen Anan to call me sister, and then she calls me sister, and then the three of us will sleep together."

Liu Xu grinned and said, "It's a good relationship, but why does it sound like a third-rate online novel to me?"

"Hey, do you have the handsome, handsome and handsome male lead in other novels?" Li Sisi said.

Liu Xu said boldly: "I look like Pan An, a [-]-year-old boy, why am I not as handsome as them?"

Li Sisi snorted and got into Liu Xu's arms, but he had a headache.

Li Sisi said that he was sleeping together, but if he really saw Chen An'an, or even Huang Yijiang or other women in Liu Xu's villa, she probably wouldn't do that.

Hey, the struggle between women and women is really bottomless!

No wonder palace fighting has been so popular in the past two years, it's all caused by women!

It’s better to be a beautiful child of the second dimension, not to mention the useless male pig, but the girls are still posting, and even let him open the Crystal Palace, and even help him open...

Li Sisi got up to cook, cooked a table of delicious food, and then she received a call and went to work in a hurry, while Liu Xu made a call and arrived at the hospital.

As soon as he sat down in the outpatient room, he received a call from Chen An'an and asked him angrily why he didn't call her.

Liu Xu hurriedly said: "I overslept this morning, you were not at home, I slept until twelve o'clock, and I just arrived at the outpatient room."

Chen An'an was not suspicious either, how could she know that Liu Xu had been intoxicated all morning in Li Sisi's gentle hometown.

Chen An'an simply said that they arrived last night, so they didn't call Liu Xu because it was too late, and then went directly to the reserved hotel near Yijia Hospital, and went to report early this morning.

Now that I had finally eaten, I called Liu Xu.

Liu Xu immediately said loudly: "My wife has worked hard. My wife must carry forward the hard-working spirit of the great angel in white for the people of our city, and be the Ma Qiaoao of the people of our city."

Chen Anan scolded with a smile: "Poor mouth! Do you miss me?"

Hearing this, Liu Xu hurriedly said: "Think about it, I couldn't sleep last night, and I couldn't sleep soundly if I didn't touch my wife's mi.mi."

Chen An'an's face was hot, he spat, and said angrily, "Go to hell."

"Honey, let's make a video! Didn't you say you can give me a hot video?"

"Video you big-headed ghost, it's broad daylight, can you think of something healthy in your head?"

"Healthy things? My wife's body is white, soft, and fragrant, very healthy!"

"rogue!"

Chen An'an slammed and hung up the phone resolutely, but Liu Xu sighed. He almost died last night.

If it was another man, he would really be harmed by that bottle of Miaojiang Gu Water.

What the hell did it, pick up a girl and almost cost my life, what a lot of trouble!

But now that's the only way to do it. Women in the three-dimensional world are much more difficult to deal with than girls in the two-dimensional world. Of course, Mr. Liu's methods are also greatly restricted.

If Liu Xu was still the Lord Demon King who was so powerful in the two-dimensional world, killing three thousand stars in seconds with a flick of a finger, slapping a girl would not be as simple as breathing air!

In the space ring on Liu Xu's body back then, the master-servant contract was directly printed with a modified money printing machine for [-] hours without limit...

After haggling in the outpatient room all morning, Liu Xu couldn't stay any longer, so he just slipped away.

Liu Xu returned to his and Chen An'an's nest. He had just returned to the door, and before he opened the door, he saw the fat cat from yesterday squatting in front of his door.

And on this fat cat's neck, there is still the sign: "The master is away on business, please take me in."

Liu Xu was not curious about how the cat ran out of the house yesterday, but it came again today, which is a bit painful.

This business trip drives the cat out, what kind of master is this shit?

Wait a minute, when Tian Erniu left, she left the pet shop to her brother as a souvenir. Could it be that she had the foresight and knew that someone would ask her brother to take care of the pets?

This is too nonsense!

Thinking of this, Liu Xu couldn't help but picked up Fat Cat and threw it into his home, and gave him some leftover fish to eat.

Unexpectedly, the fat cat would always come and sleep on his own sofa after eating.

Liu Xu was not in the mood to compete with this fat cat, so he sat on the sofa to recuperate the breath in his body.

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Chapter 802 Seven Weapons: Longevity Sword

It has been three full days since Liu Xu came to this unnamed town. He was sitting in the dormitory of the hospital meditating that day, but when he opened his eyes, he came to a strange place.

The time of crossing is not fixed, and the location is also very random...

This was the first thing Liu Xu thought of after crossing.

Three days ago, when Liu Xu traveled here, he still had fifty taels of silver on him this time, but as a system gift package, doesn't it seem too shabby?

However, this money is enough for the family of ordinary people in the small town to live happily for a year, but Liu Xu spent it all in less than three days.

Some people say that women spend money like water when buying clothes and jewelry. In fact, they don't know that if a man spends money lavishly, it will only be more terrifying than women.

Gambling, drinking, women, murder, and even making friends in the world, no matter which one you want to do well, you need a frighteningly extravagant expense.

"Master, it's getting dark now, are you going out again?"

A woman like a water snake wrapped around Liu Xu's body. Her slender index finger was painted with bright red impatiens juice, and slowly drew a circle on his chest, deftly untying Liu Xu's body. buttons of his clothes, but the eyes looking at him were full of sorrow.

Liu Xu gently took her hand away, sat up and took out the last ingot of silver and put it on the table, while buttoning up his neckline, he said with a smile, "Why, you can't bear to part with me?"

The woman obediently took a sword from the bedside and handed it to Liu Xu, her eyes were full of puzzlement and said: "Master, no man has ever been able to live in my room for three days, but he can resist touching me. Pay me a lot of copper coins..."

"The more I don't touch you, the more you want it?" Liu Xu asked.

The woman didn't answer, but her gradually blurred eyes had already given the answer.

Liu Xu took the Chengying Sword that he brought with him when he traveled through time, but this magic weapon now looks like the most common green steel sword.

Hanging the sword casually on his waist, Liu Xu opened the door.

Before leaving, he glanced back at the room and the woman on the bed, and said with a smile: "I spent three hours traveling all over the town, and found that only your bed is the softest, the environment is the quietest, and it is the most suitable place for you." Rest. So I am not here to ask you, but to recharge your batteries."

After finishing speaking, Liu Xu walked down the small building without looking back, except for the yard.

The woman's shirt was half untied, and she sat on the bed blankly for a long time before she realized it. Looking at the open door, she spat bitterly: "Smelly man! Why don't you go to Fengyun Inn to stay here? My wife's fire!"

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Liu Xu's current destination is Fengyun Inn.

Walking on the long street paved with bluestone slabs, Liu Xu couldn't help shrinking his neck and tightening the collar of his clothes when the evening wind blowing towards him was slightly chilly.

Fengyun Inn!

After knowing that there is an inn like Fengyun Inn in the small town, and after inquiring about it, Liu Xu knew that the martial arts world he came to was not Jin Yong's martial arts world on the bad street, but Gu Long's martial arts world, the longevity sword of the seven weapons .

If it was the world of Jin Yong's martial arts, Liu Xu would be able to be proud of the world. Even if he has no power to restrain a chicken, he believes that he can live a good life, but the world of Gu Long's martial arts is different. There is simply three steps and one trap, ten steps With a killing intent, anyone who looks old, weak, sick, or disabled can instantly turn into a god of death.

To survive, this is the short-term goal Liu Xu set for himself.

This goal seems simple, but Liu Xu doesn't think so.

Liu Xu saw the Longevity Sword of the Seven Weapons a long time ago. Many of the plots have been forgotten, but the ending is still relatively clear: except for the protagonist, all the masters who went to the Fengyun Inn, in order to snatch the goods, Finally wiped out.

Oh, it seems that there is still a woman alive, the problem is that he is obviously not a woman.

Different from Jin Yong, in the world of Gu Long, unexpected changes may occur at any time, life and death trials will occur without warning, and any mistake will lead to serious consequences, even for top experts, including Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang, and even Guys like Ximen Chuuxue danced a close tango with Death more than once in the book.

Moreover, Liu Xu didn't think that being a passer-by would allow him to get away with it and return to his original world.

Looking at the Chengying sword on his waist, Liu Xu couldn't get angry, and couldn't help cursing: "At least save me some martial arts! What the hell is an unusable magical weapon (status seal)? Let me fight with those desperadoes in the rivers and lakes?"

However, he is also very clear about one thing, in Gu Long's world of martial arts, martial arts will never come first.

Now that things had happened, Liu Xu had no other choice, so he could only hold his sword tightly and walk forward along the Qingshiban Street under his feet.

At the end of the street, a three-foot-high flagpole stands prominently, on which four large lanterns stand.

On the vermilion lanterns, there are dark characters written: "Fengyun Inn".