Save the Two-dimensional Devil

Che Xiaobai glanced at her.

Tang Wei smiled and said, "Tell me, who is your man? I'll tell you who he is."

Che Xiao shrugged and said, "I'm teaching him how to swim recently."

"Oh, dewy mandarin duck? It's really romantic, but there is resistance in the water, can he satisfy you? At your age like a wolf and a tiger, don't you want to have sex three or five times a night?"

"you!"

Che Xiao was left speechless by Tang Wei's outspokenness.

Tang Wei smiled sweetly and said, "There is the purest love between me and him."

Che Xiao stared at the ancient well in the distance, why isn't she?

……

After leaving the hospital at noon, Liu Xu appeared in the Shanghai Metropolitan University in the afternoon, and finally taught his students another class, and the students finally saw Teacher Liu Xu who had been absent for many days.

In fact, the most important thing in learning is the atmosphere. Liu Xu drives the atmosphere of this class. Even if he does not come to the class, there are other teachers in the class. What they say is not useless. As long as the students listen carefully, they can learn certain knowledge.

So in the Department of Medicine, the class led by Liu Xu from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine has performed surprisingly well recently.

Moreover, the students in the class are very united. Basically, class meetings are organized every week. Everyone pays ten or twenty yuan to go singing, eating and outing together. The boys in the class can basically find a girlfriend or something. What a wonderful class at Shanghai Metropolitan University!

After class, a group of students surrounded Liu Xu and asked some questions that he usually didn't understand. like, and that Sun Jingya is a transgender person, and so on.

Of course, Liu Xu also publicly criticized Zhang Bao's scandal of distributing poisonous seeds without organization and discipline.

However, Zhang Bao and his group of students still told Liu Xu that the Department of Medicine will form a medical PK debate competition to debate which is stronger, Chinese medicine or Western medicine. This activity was initiated by the school forum, and the reason is that Liu Xu’s class has been in the limelight recently Caused by too much.

Liu Xu froze for a moment and asked, "Who is the other party in the debate?"

Zhang Baodao: "Department of Western Medicine."

Liu Xu said, "Who did we send?"

Zhang Bao said with a smile: "No, it hasn't been arranged yet, it's waiting for you to arrange it."

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Chapter 1994 Always full of fantasies about female teachers

He followed Liu Xu, and now he's doing so well, he's even become the squad leader!

So he took care of all the affairs in the class, and he was one of Liu Xu's direct dogs.

Liu Xu thought for a while and said, "Let Zhang Jiajia, Zhao Jinlong, and you, the three of you go."

This Zhang Jiajia is a girl in the class, she is quite aggressive, and she is good at quarrels. In Liu Xu's impression, this debate competition is almost like a quarrel. The patience of never fast-forwarding an action movie on the bed will definitely be able to sort out the most powerful data. As for Zhang Bao, this guy is best at using the deception technique. With a blink of a pair of peach blossom eyes, he will frustrate the girl opposite him.

After arranging all this, Zhang Bao immediately agreed to make an appointment to fight, and planned to start the battle next Wednesday.

Liu Xu nodded and left.

As soon as he walked out of the classroom, he met Zhu Songhua. Since she was taken advantage of by Liu Xu last time, she ate tofu, and even offered to give him a hug once, Zhu Songhua has been depressed for no reason. , that really hates Liu Xu to the bone!

So Zhu Songhua scolded Chinese medicine practitioners on the school forum, which led to this incident, and she also had full control over the candidates for the debate competition.

Hearing that Liu Xu had come to school this time, Zhu Songhua rushed over angrily and declared war on him.

As a result, Liu Xu didn't even look at her, turned around and left.

Zhu Songhua's self-confidence was severely frustrated, so she followed up in a fit of anger, grabbed Liu Xu, and said, "Hey, are you pretending not to know him?"

Liu Xu glanced at her and said, "I can't help but put on my clothes."

"you……"

"There's no need to do this! I've already deleted your photos. If you're still chasing me and pestering me endlessly, then I'm really a hooligan."

"you dare!"

Liu Xu smiled and stretched out his hand to grab it, but Zhu Songhua was so frightened that he quickly covered it.

He pouted, turned and left.

Zhu Songhua was angry and anxious, as disgusting as eating a fly.

She also didn't understand why she always liked to trouble Liu Xu, since he was not used to it anyway.

Zhu Songhua looked at Liu Xu's back, and suddenly had an idea in his mind, he hummed, turned around and left.

As soon as Liu Xu walked out of the campus, he received a call: "Sir, do you want to wear fog?"

The voice is very whiny, just like the phone in an ordinary hotel.

Liu Xu was startled suddenly, and said, "You must be crazy!"

The voice said: "Sir, please don't slander our industry, we have a unified name, please call it the lost woman."

"X!" Liu Xu cursed.

The voice said: "Sir, the full set of massage is only one thousand, do you need it?"

No, no, the voice was a bit familiar. Liu Xu suddenly felt doubts in his heart, and suddenly said from his heart: "Okay, what type do you have?"

"What type do you like, sir?"

"I like the teacher type, especially the one who wears a suit, wears glasses, and wears black silk, and holds a pointer. I was punished too much by the teacher when I was young, so I always have fantasy about female teachers. And it’s in the classroom. You come to Modu University, I’ll take you to the classroom of the female teacher named Zhu Songhua in our school, on her podium, hehe... Remember to change your clothes!”

Liu Xu hung up the phone, snorted coldly, and said, "Fight with me!"

Although Zhu Songhua deliberately pretended to be sweet, Liu Xu still heard Zhu Songhua's harassing phone call.

On the other end of the phone, Zhu Songhua blushed and her heart beat. Liu Xu's explicit words just now reminded her of a series of horror movies.

Terrified, she quickly took a sip of rock sugar pears, and she was still in shock.

But as the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat, and human curiosity can also kill a person.

Zhu Songhua thought about it carefully, and hid in the classroom secretly, called Liu Xu, and said, "Sir, I have already arrived at the classroom you mentioned. When are you coming? There is no one in the classroom now."

Liu Xu chuckled and said, "I'm going over now, just wait!"

"Ok."

……

Liu Xu hung up the phone, rolled his eyes, and said to himself, "Look, I've got a plan."

After he rushed to Zhu Songhua's western medicine department classroom, he called that number, but she didn't answer at all.

Liu Xu chuckled and sent a text message, saying, "Where are you, I'm looking for you."

Zhu Songhua immediately replied a text message, saying: "I just found out that I forgot to change my clothes. I went back to change my clothes. Do you like Teacher so much?"

Liu Xu replied: "Yes, I like it very much. When I was young, they beat and scolded me. Now there is a teacher in my school named Zhu Songhua. She is just a bitch. I just want to sleep with her."

I have to admire Liu Xu's intimidation method, which is really becoming more and more shameless, but he knows that to deal with a bitch, he must use the cheapest method, such as this text message.

Sure enough, after a while, Zhu Songhua replied again: "Is she cheap?"

"Very cheap, very cheap."

Zhu Songhua, who was hiding in the corner, was holding the mobile phone tightly, trembling all over.

Looking at Liu Xu standing in the classroom, she rushed out and cursed: "You bastard, you are the bitch."

Seeing Zhu Songhua who couldn't help it, Liu Xu smiled evilly and said, "Mr. Zhu, is it good to be a woman who has lost her footing?"

"you!"

Zhu Songhua was suddenly at a loss for words, her face flushed red.

Liu Xu smiled and said: "Here, you come out now, and you are wearing a suit. It just so happens that this is still a classroom. How about I give you a thousand dollars, and let's have a classroom passion!"

"Shameless." Zhu Songhua scolded viciously, never thinking that this was the end of her active seduction.

Liu Xu grinned and said, "It's okay, thank you for the compliment."

Zhu Songhua was furious.

But Liu Xu sat in his seat, looked up at Zhu Songhua on the podium, and said, "Actually, Teacher Zhu, I feel that it's really nice to have a friend of the opposite sex who calls each other a slut and doesn't make a fuss in one's life." Not bad, at least you don’t have to be so hypocritical.”

After speaking, he got up and left, leaving behind Zhu Songhua in a daze.

Zhu Songhua looked at the empty classroom and was stunned.

Some people can live a lifetime after arguing and scolding for a lifetime.

And some people have been happy for a year, slept in the same bed for two years, and finally parted ways for decades.

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Chapter 1995 This cat can be Li Sisi's son...

When Liu Xu returned home, he saw an old acquaintance sitting at home, the stewardess Xiang Jin, and the fat cat in her arms who had spent half a month in his house, and Li who was talking to her next to him. Snow.

Seeing Xiang Jin, Liu Xu almost cried.

Damn, all the Li Sisi brand breastmilk that Liu Xu took home was stolen by this fat cat, and this cat also learned to open the milk bottle cap. His nose is sharper than a dog's nose, so I can't afford it. .

Liu Xu stepped forward and asked, "Are you back from a business trip?"

Xiang Jin nodded and said: "Well, now I can rest at home for a few days, and thank you for nurturing Xiaopang during this time!"

Liu Xu said bitterly in his heart: "You better not thank me, this cat can be Li Sisi's son, damn, this milk is for drinking."

However, he still had a smile on his face and said: "It should be, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors!"

Xiang Jin smiled and stroked Xiaopang in his arms, which made Liu Xu more sure of his idea of ​​being a cat in his next life.

Nima, she drills into the arms of beautiful women every day, and she specializes in drilling.

"Shall I treat you to dinner?" Xiang Jin said.

Liu Xu nodded and said, "Okay."

Liu Xu and Li Xue followed Xiang Jin to a nice restaurant. Xiang Jin treated them to a meal and then went back.