Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Nuolan, what's wrong with you, why are you crying?"

"It's touching! It's really touching."

"It's a comedy!"

Liu Xu looked at Nuo Lan who was crying, but couldn't find where the tears were at all.

"Husband, you are awesome!"

"What do you mean?"

With a "puchi", Nuo Lan broke into tears and laughed, "Bad guy."

It's good to have a smart wife. If it's a natural one, such as Hill or Ju Chuan Shizuka, they must know what the subtext is.

"Why is it called "Form Is Emptiness"?"

"Actually, it was originally called "My Sassy Girlfriend", but..."

"My Wild Horse Girlfriend? Good name, wait a minute..." Nuo Lan suddenly pointed at herself and said, "Your Sassy Girlfriend, isn't that just talking about me?"

"You are my wife now, not my girlfriend." Liu Xu had an idea.

Sure enough, there is pressure to be motivated. Watching Nuo Lan withdraw her Nine Yin White Bone Claw, Liu Xu secretly wiped a cold sweat.

"By the way, you haven't answered the question just now?"

"what is the problem?"

"What does 'My Sassy Girl' have to do with just cuddling?"

"This...cough cough...actually it doesn't matter..."

"..."

"Well, it's actually like this. There is a plot that is designed like this. One of the protagonist's bad friends tells a girl that he just wants to go to the hotel for a rest, just hold hands and hug, and nothing else. In the end... ..."

"Delete such unhealthy content!"

"Delete, be sure to delete."

Liu Xu said awe-inspiringly.

"Ah."

Nuo Lan nodded in satisfaction when she saw that Liu Xu was following the good advice.

"Nuolan, since my husband is so good, is there any reward?"

"What reward do you want?"

"I want this……"

Liu Xu stretched out his hand to support Nuo Lan's face, and forced his mouth shut.

They hugged each other, and the sky was dim and the earth was dark, and the sun and the moon were dark.

"Ah...it hurts..."

"Honey, I'll take it easy..."

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Chapter 981 Can Buddha have sex?

After an unknown amount of time, when Liu Xu opened his eyes, the world in front of him suddenly shook, and then there was a sound like a mirror shattering.

"boom……"

The scenery in front of him suddenly changed, Liu Xu took one last look at the sleeping Nuo Lan, and the next moment he found that he had returned to the world of Digimon, because the Sanzang beast was right in front of him.

"The trial is over?" Liu Xu was slightly startled, and then said loudly: "Sanzang Beast, let me go back again! Please... Your trial clearly said that the love apartment will be turned into a harem to end. I just pushed Nuolan, and Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia, Yumo, and many other beauties..."

Even though the Sanzang Beast was already on fire, it still couldn't help giving Liu Xu a blank look.

Because of her restless mind, she could no longer generate karma, so the trial was forced to end. In fact, as long as she persisted, as long as the time came to the next day, the projected world would materialize. At that time, Liu Xu has really entered the world of iPartment. Even if Sanzang Beast wants to stop, there is no way to stop it. However, due to the onset of alcohol, Sanzang Beast's skills fail, and Liu Xu's trial test is self-defeating.

At this time, the Sanzang Beast is no longer the dignified and beautiful appearance it used to be. Simply put, she has grown up.

"Look, I said you need me, but I still admit it!"

Liu Xu looked at the Sanzang Beast, she was dressed... the clothes were gone, Bao Yuexiong hid in the water, only the shoulders were exposed, but his eyes looked through the hot spring pool, and he saw the hands of the Sanzang Beast secretly defending itself .

If it weren't for the fact that she used her hands secretly because she couldn't help the restlessness of her body, the Butterfly Dream Sutra would not have been interrupted. Now that Liu Xu has said it out, Sanzang Beast's pretty face is flushed, but she can't care about so much anymore. The Buddhist heart method (data) has a bonus against the power of demons, but the love caused by alcohol is not within the scope of this demon.

Although Liu Xu only vented his body's disappointment on Nuolan in the projection world, but because part of the world has already materialized, the sequelae of his body swallowing the silver-horned beast will be cured, so watching Sanzang beast can't help but secretly Self-defense or something, Liu Xu is using a flirty look, instead of rushing forward without thinking...

"You are simply drinking poison to quench your thirst, treating the symptoms but not the root cause!"

If you can solve it with your own hands, then this wine is too much of a failure!

The Sanzang Beast didn't say anything, although she knew what Liu Xu said was true, but what if it was true, what else could she use now besides using her hands...

"The longer the time drags on, the more uncomfortable you will be..." Liu Xu changed the subject, "I really don't want to see beautiful women suffer, so let me help you!"

As he spoke, he walked towards the hot spring pool step by step, changing his clothes while walking.

Cloak, coat, trousers...

After an unknown amount of time, when Liu Xu opened his eyes, the world in front of him suddenly shook, and then there was a sound like a mirror shattering.

"boom……"

The scenery in front of him suddenly changed, and Liu Xu took one last look at Sanzomon, who was full of fighting spirit, and found that he was still in the world of Digimon, but Sanzomon had already put on his clothes, and then punched him hard.

"It seems that I have slept for a long time!"

Liu Xu lazily clenched the Sanzang Beast's fist and yawned.

The Sanzang Beast gritted its teeth and did not speak, but its eyebrows and eyes exuded infinite amorous feelings.

"Your physical strength has recovered?" Liu Xu chuckled, not caring about his naked body now, "Digimon is tough, it's obviously got seven times, but it's worse than Nuo Lan who got two times. Alive and jumping."

With a "snap", Liu Xu's other hand blocked Sanzang Beast's kick.

"Ouch..."

The pale Sanzang beast let out a coquettish cry, a smear of blood appeared on its face, and staggered back.

It wasn't because of Liu Xu's counterattack, he even deliberately relaxed his body to soften his muscles. It was Sanzangmon's own injury that didn't heal.

"Be careful, I looked at it yesterday, it was all swollen!"

Liu Xu looked concerned, Sanzang Beast was already his woman, so Liu Xu naturally felt distressed.

It was obviously such a place for a female Qiao Nen, under his rough ravages, it was so red and swollen that it hurt Liu Xu to look at it, let alone Sanzang Beast himself, now he started to feel sorry for her, and he didn't even think about who was it The culprit, in fact, cannot be blamed on Liu Xu, they belong to an unnatural combination. During this process, Sanzang Beast is subject to the effects of medicine, and she has endured it for so long, so Liu Xu wants to solve her physical problems. Negative state, it took a lot of effort!

"Son of a bitch!"

Sanzang Beast gritted its teeth.

"Can monks curse at others?"

Liu Xu said with a hippie smile.

"Monks are also human beings, so naturally they can scold others."

Sanzang Beast choked for a moment, then spoke out confidently.

"What about the Buddha?"

"Buddha? What kind of Buddha do you know? A Buddha can hold a flower and smile, but he can also glare at the Vajra."

"That's it, it seems very reasonable, then..." Liu Xu's voice paused for a moment, then he tilted his head and asked, "Can the Buddha have sex?"

"Ah, you bastard!"

The Sanzang Beast wished to kill this hateful guy in front of him.

"Sanzang Beast Sauce, you're swearing again!"

"Infinite Barrage Heart Sutra."

Liu Xu, who originally had a calm expression, suddenly changed his expression.

"Puff...Puff...Puff..."

Amidst the dense puffing sounds, Liu Xu's body was hit and pierced by countless rosary beads.

Sanzang Beast's face was calm, because she knew that her attack could not really hurt the other party.

Soon, the figure of Liu Xu who was hit gradually faded away, and finally disappeared.

Afterimage!

The Sanzang Beast showed a shocked expression on its face, it was normal to miss it, but judging from the strength shown by the opponent, it would be a fantasy if it was really easily hit.

But what happened to the traces of attack on the ground?

"so close!"

Liu Xu patted Yue Xiong's mouth with a frightened expression on his face.

Infinite Barrage Heart Sutra is the illusion of scattered rosary beads attacking infinitely from all directions, which frustrates the viewer, but now the attack of Sanzang Beast is not an illusion, and the illusion attack is realized.

It should be affected by the mutated T virus on Liu Xu's body, the illusion attack has physical attack power, as evidenced by the deep holes in the ground.

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ps: The world of iPartment will be written later. The first four chapters are just a small episode, which can be regarded as a prologue.

Chapter 982 I want to marry a human woman!

Sanzang Beast was stunned for a moment, what happened in front of her was obviously beyond her understanding, but no matter what, it would be better if it became stronger, and only by becoming stronger can it beat the bastard in front of it.

He even asked such weird questions as "Can Buddha have sex?" "Slap your sister!"But Sanzang Beast refrained from saying this, otherwise Liu Xu would have been shocked, because he really wanted to fuck his sister Feifei, sooner or later.

The Sanzang Beast still wanted to attack, but Liu Xu didn't give her a chance.

With a flash in front of his eyes, Sanzang Beast had lost Liu Xu's figure in his eyes.