Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"No."

Relieved, Saber said, "That's not a urinal, it's the Holy Grail."

"As a Heroic Spirit, you have been searching hard for the Holy Grail that can fulfill people's wishes, but in the end you returned to Great Britain, leaned against a tree by the lake and waited to die, and then you came here with the Holy Grail."

"I don't understand what you're talking about."

"Aren't you summoned to Japan as a Heroic Spirit? Then became Emiya Shirou's Heroic Spirit?"

"I really don't understand what you're talking about." After a pause, Saber said: "I can tell you what happened before I came to this world. At that time, I led my army to fight with the Roman Empire army, and then Later, someone discovered the Holy Grail, which is the key to victory in the war, and then I fought with a general of the Roman Empire, and then I came here out of nowhere."

After hearing what Saber said, Liu Xu was very surprised.

If what Saber said is true, wouldn't it mean that she was teleported here before she had time to go to "Fate Guardian Night", and even more that she didn't know Shirou Emiya yet?

If this is true, it will be even more enjoyable, after all Liu Xu doesn't want Saber to have anything to do with Emiya Shirou, after all he wants to own Saber.

Taking a deep breath, Liu Xu said, "Then just treat what I just said as bullshit. Anyway, you should take a good rest now."

"But I want to see the Holy Grail."

"Why are you so obsessed with the Holy Grail?"

"Because... because I am its guardian." With dry lips, Saber continued: "You don't know how terrifying the power of the Holy Grail is, so I don't want it to fall into the wrong hands, because the bad guys Wishes are always so evil that they may even overturn the entire world."

"Can blood be used to make a contract with the Holy Grail?"

"do not ask me."

"Could it be urine and the Holy Grail..."

Before Liu Xu finished speaking, Saber asked, "Did you really make a contract with the Holy Grail?"

Having said all this, Liu Xu has nothing to hide, so he said calmly, "I accidentally splashed urine on the Holy Grail when I went to the bathroom, and then I made a contract with it."

Hearing this, Saber, who was like a deflated balloon, leaned softly against the head of the bed, and looked at Liu Xu in a dazed manner, as if she had just been cut by Liu Xu.

"I made a contract with the Holy Grail, then I am the owner of the Holy Grail, and you are the guardian of the Holy Grail, so will you follow me in the future?"

"As long as you die, the contract between you and the Holy Grail will be terminated."

Liu Xu, who seemed to see Saber drawing his sword, stepped back.

Looking at Liu Xu coldly, Saber asked, "What wish did you make?"

"I heard that wishes cannot be expressed, and once expressed, they will not work."

"Believe it or not, I stabbed you to death with a sword?"

"I don't think you have the strength to stab me right now."

Looking at the triumphant Liu Xu, Saber raised her right hand, and a ray of light appeared on her hand, vaguely showing the outline of the sword that swore to victory.

If he was stabbed to death by a saber just like that, wouldn't it be too unworthy? Liu Xu still wants to live a happy life in the two-dimensional world, so Liu Xu planned to run away, but before he turned around, he saw After the light disappeared, Saber coughed violently and spit out blood with a wow.

Seeing Saber falling to the outside, Liu Xu rushed to hug Saber regardless of the danger of being stabbed to death by Saber, and blinded his 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes because the sheet slipped off.

Saber was seriously injured, and there was no way to summon the sword of vowed victory at all, so the consequence of forcibly summoning the sword of vowed victory was that her chest seemed to be hit by a boulder, and she almost couldn't breathe.

After recovering, Saber wanted to push away Liu Xu who was hugging her naked, but she really didn't have the strength, so she could only let Liu Xu hug her.

Looking at her current situation, realizing that Liu Xu has been watching, Saber reluctantly covered it with her hand.

Being able to hold Saber so intimately, Liu Xu was so moved that tears and snot were about to flow out. He never thought that my king Saber would lie in his arms one day.

Smelling the fragrance from Saber and touching her shoulder, Liu Xu swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

After regaining some strength, Saber still didn't push Liu Xu away, but just pulled up the quilt to wrap around her shoulders.

"What exactly is your wish?"

"Since I have made a wish, even if I say it, you can't change it, right?"

"I just want to know what you wished for, that's all."

Saber's voice is very small.

"Then will you kill me?"

"If the wish is too evil, I will kill you. If the wish is not a big deal, I will not kill you."

After coughing dryly, Liu Xu said, "My wish is to have great power."

"Mighty power is the root of corruption!"

"..."

"What do you want to have great power for? Right? Wealth?"

"Those are not my pursuits. I want to have power to protect my sister, and the two-dimensional girl!"

"I can understand protecting my sister, but a second-dimensional girl? What?"

"Like you."

As soon as she blushed, Saber asked, "You made a wish that you wanted me?"

"You're one of them."

"This kind of wish, hehe, I really don't know how to evaluate it." Saber, who adjusted her breathing and reduced her hostility towards Liu Xu, asked, "What is the second dimension?"

"The world you stayed in before was the two-dimensional world, but here I am in the three-dimensional world." Pointing to a poster of "Things That Fell from the Sky" on the wall, Liu Xu said: "Look at that figure...that tall A very pure girl, she belongs to the two-dimensional world, simply speaking, she does not exist in this world, but only exists in another world, understand?"

"I don't really understand, but whether I understand or not has nothing to do with me." With Tim's dry lips, Saber said: "You go and pour me a glass of warm water first, I will tell you something very important later , about the Holy Grail Hunter."

Chapter 010 The Holy Grail Hunter

The Holy Grail Hunter is not a good thing when you hear this name, so Liu Xu immediately went to pour water for Saber.

After returning to the bedroom, Liu Xu saw that Saber was still leaning against the head of the bed. The exposed shoulders indicated that she was still naked, but Liu Xu had thrown Saber's lady armor into the bucket in the bathroom. Saber could find clothes to wear. There are ghosts.

Worried that Saber would choke, Liu Xu, who was sitting next to her, kept telling Saber to drink little by little, and said that she would change her gauze later.

After drinking some water, Saber felt much better.

Adjusting her breathing, Saber said: "The Holy Grail can fulfill most wishes, and every time a wish is made, the wisher will make a contract with the Holy Grail, but if the wisher is killed, the contract will be automatically canceled, so the Holy Grail becomes infinite again. Master, you can sign a contract with a new master again."

"In other words, I am the owner of the Holy Grail?"

"That's right, it's just that I didn't expect you to make such a wish."

"My slender lady, the gentleman is so arrogant."

"What do you mean?"

"It seems that Chinese poetry is really extensive and profound." Muttering, Liu Xu said: "The meaning of this sentence is actually very simple, that is, I think it is normal to want to have many two-dimensional beauties, after all, I am a man !"

"Hehe, you are only so old that you call yourself a man."

"Bigger than you think."

"How big?"

"Shall I prove it to you now?"

"How do you want to prove it?"

Liu Xu also wanted to say that he proved it with his actions, but Saber is not the kind of girl who can joke casually, so Liu Xu swallowed what he was about to say, and said: "I want to show my ID card to You see, but think about it or forget it, anyway, in future contacts, you will know that I am a man, and I am a very brave man."

"Do you know swordsmanship?"

Liu Xu shook his head.

"Do you know boxing?"

Liu Xu still shook his head.

"Then what will you do?"

"I'm good at eating, drinking, sleeping, and playing."

Sighing slightly, Saber said: "If you are an ignorant person, I suggest that you terminate the contract with the Holy Grail, but you have already signed a contract with the Holy Grail, and the only way to terminate it is you die. It's kind of cruel, so I can only let you guard the Holy Grail with me, hehe."

Seeing Saber, who seldom smiles, showing a faint smile, Liu Xu said as if he had been injected with chicken blood, "Definitely!"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you what a Holy Grail hunter is. The Holy Grail hunters come from other dimensions and have different abilities, but their purpose is the same, which is to kill those who guard the Holy Grail, and those who make a contract with the Holy Grail , and then make a contract with the Holy Grail, and gain the power to destroy heaven and earth."

The other spaces mentioned by Saber should be any two-dimensional world.

Since Saber can travel to the three-dimensional world, it is normal for demons and ghosts in other two-dimensional worlds to travel to the three-dimensional world. This means that Liu Xu, who has made a contract with the Holy Grail, may be attacked by any villain. What should I do if the monsters in "Ultraman" suddenly appear?

Liu Xu shivered when he thought that the monster in Ultraman could pull up a building in place.

"Are you afraid?"

"Whether I'm afraid or not, I have no way out." Clenching his fists, Liu Xu said seriously, "In this case, why not work harder and kill all those Holy Grail hunters."

"Then when I recover, I'll teach you swordsmanship. By the way, I'll see if you can control the sword of the vowed victory."

"fencing?"

"I am very good at swordsmanship."

"I never doubted that, but..."

"but what?"

"Saints cannot use weapons!"

"..."

"Then I'll help you change the gauze now."

After a blush appeared on her face, Saber lowered her head and said, "Give me my clothes."

"I can't change it for you if you wear it."

"I mean inside."

Saber's voice became very small.

Realizing that he had misunderstood, Liu Xu hurriedly stood up, but he was in trouble again, because Saber's wet clothes were thrown into the bucket together with the lady's armor, and it was definitely not dry at the moment.

Feifei is only twelve years old, her age and figure make her clothes Saber can't wear, so Liu Xu has a difficult time.