Save the Two-dimensional Devil
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Jun Yu also smiled coquettishly and said, "That's right, we sisters are not afraid of such a desolate, obscene husband like you." Then she rolled her eyes and said charmingly: "Not to mention...not to mention that the biggest advantage is taken by you, a bad husband. Occupy... hee hee!"
Suddenly it was spring again.
Liu Xu lived in the ranch for more than a month. During this period, of course, he spent the whole day with two beauties, Hu Tian and Hu Di. Under his development and teaching, they all enjoyed the greatest pleasure between men and women, and began to accept Various bed patterns.
Of course, Liu Xu's skill has also soared. Although his level of swordplay is not as good as Shang Xiuxun's, his overall strength is only slightly worse than Jun Yu's.
As the apprentice of Fu Cailin, one of the three great masters of martial arts in the world, Fu Junyu's strength is unquestionable, and she has practiced martial arts since she was a child, and she has worked hard for many years, which is why she has achieved what she is today. In just half a year, his martial arts has almost equaled that of Fu Junyu. If it gets out, how many people will be scared.
The legendary martial arts wizard is nothing more than that!
But for Liu Xu, he was not satisfied.
Because as a time traveler, Liu Xu has the halo of the protagonist. No matter in the world of Marvel or the world of King of Fighters, he is a strong man. On the contrary, in the world of Tang Dynasty with low martial arts, his strength is a bit ridiculous.
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Chapter 1297 Beauty Military Advisor, Pushan Luoyan
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One day, Liu Xu was sitting on the bed, and Jun Yu was lying on his leg, reading a book.
Xiu Xun knelt behind Liu Xu, lifted him up and massaged him.
At this time, Xiuxun suddenly said: "By the way, there is one thing I forgot to tell you. Li Mi's military advisor, Shen Luoyan, visited the ranch today, and now I have arranged for him to stay temporarily in the east chamber."
Liu Xu blurted out: "Beautiful military advisor!? What is she doing here?" Before he could finish speaking, Da Yuetui felt a pain in his shoulder at the same time.
While pinching him, the two girls coquettishly said in unison, "Don't think about other women!"
Jun Yu, who was below her, raised her head, and asked Xiu Xun worriedly: "Then Shen Luoyan, is she beautiful?"
Xiu Xun snorted disdainfully, curled her lips and said, "Isn't it just a vixen who can confuse men. Want to buy war horses in my ranch!? There's no way!"
Jun Yu squeezed Liu Xu's waist as if in protest, and said coquettishly, "Our sisters firmly forbid you to touch such a bad woman! A vixen!"
Liu Xu thought in his heart: "It's really bad for a woman to be jealous."
After coughing, Liu Xu tentatively said, "I won't touch a bad woman, so what about a good woman? For example, Shi Feixuan and the like..."
Xiu Xun was stunned for a moment, looked at him dumbfounded, shook his head and said: "How is it possible, she is the most outstanding successor of Cihang Jingan, and it is absolutely impossible to have a relationship with you, a big villain."
Liu Xu smiled and said, "Oh, it's hard to say, maybe one day my husband can take her in and let her call you two sisters!"
Jun Yu let out a "puchi" laugh, stretched out his hand to touch Liu Xu's forehead, and looked naughty to see if he had a fever, and said tremblingly: "Hehe... If my husband can really do this, it's impossible We sisters have nothing to say about the matter...but is it possible to succeed?"
Seeing the disdainful faces of the two women, Liu Xu couldn't help but swear secretly that he wouldn't get Concubine Shixuan in bed. He swore not to be human in bed, and at the same time, he thought to himself, what kind of beauty is Shen Luoyan, a beautiful military division?
In the evening, Xiu Xun took Jun Yu to buy clothes or something, anyway, it was their daughter's business, and Liu Xu was also happy, walking alone in the courtyard and enjoying the beautiful sunset.
Suddenly, there were footsteps in my ears.
Liu Xu looked up and saw two people, a man and a woman, walked into the courtyard.
He froze.
The man was about thirty or so, mighty and extraordinary, but he was never in awe of the man Liu Xu, and it was the long-haired beauty next to the man who made him amazed.
Her eyes are like a lake of autumn water, coupled with her slender eyebrows reaching into the temples, her skin like jade and snow, and her graceful posture, she is really a beauty with the appearance of sinking fish and wild goose.
In terms of figure and appearance alone, she may not be as good as Xiu Xun, but she is superior in that there is a coquettish smell from between her brows, full of the charming charm of a mature young woman.
This beauty is probably Shen Luoyan. No wonder Xiuxun calls her a vixen. She does have a fatal attraction to confuse men, and the man next to her who is close to her should be Xu Shiji. What are their plans for coming here? Woolen cloth?
Shen Luoyan smiled at Liu Xu, respectfully said: "I am Shen Luoyan under Pu Shangong, and I am here to ask Mr. Liu for something."
Liu Xu was taken aback for a moment, but then said: "Oh, it's not convenient to talk here, let's go inside and discuss in detail, please."
Shen Luoyan smiled at Xu Shiji, made a gesture to let him stay where he was, and then followed Liu Xu into the room in a showy manner.
Shen Luoyan sat on the chair, looked at Liu Xu for a while, and said pointedly: "I didn't expect Mr. Liu to look so much like you..." He paused at this point, and then said: "You are really a good-looking talent , no wonder it made my daughter's family happy!"
Liu Xu's heart was shocked. Did she know about his affairs with Xiuxun and Junyu?Also, what does he look like?Is it like someone?But he said in a deep voice without revealing anything on the surface: "I don't know what important things Shen Junshi needs to do like dogs and horses?"
Shen Luoyan avoided answering and asked Liu Xu instead: "I wonder what Mr. Liu thinks about the general situation of the world?"
Liu Xu didn't know her reason for coming, and it was inconvenient to reveal what was in his heart, so he said perfunctorily, "I'm ignorant by nature, and now the world is chaotic, and I can't figure it out."
Shen Luoyan added plump soft lips, and said spontaneously: "It seems that the most powerful now is undoubtedly the Li Clan. They are sitting in the Guanzhong, have a lot of soldiers and food, and they have an excellent commander like Li Shimin, but Li Yuanlin is so stupid that he can build it immediately. As a prince, as long as Li Shimin goes to the Li Clan, there is nothing to be afraid of; although the Jianghuai army is huge, Du Fuwei doesn't know how to give both kindness and power. Factions, Li Zitong and others are in a corner, and they are not opponents of Mi Gong at all; Dou Jiande is certainly a great talent, but unfortunately he is in a poor geographical location. It's hard to get out!"
Speaking of this, Shen Luoyan paused, smiled at Liu Xu, and said with beautiful eyes: "So, the one who will unify the world and end this chaotic war is undoubtedly none other than Mi Gong."
Liu Xu couldn't help secretly praising her as an excellent lobbyist, even if she talked about the heroes of the world with a few words, they all hit the key point.Thinking of this, Liu Xu's heart suddenly moved, and he said casually, "Mr. Shen has missed someone. What do you think of Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling?"
The beauty's strategist burst out laughing, as if remembering something funny, Qiao said, "Those two brats do have some skills, but they are not qualified to compete with Duke Mi with their abilities."
Liu Xu looked at her coquettish appearance, and secretly said: "You look down on them now, but you are destined to suffer a lot in the future."
At this time, she continued: "So, I would like to ask Mr. Liu to influence the owner of the mall and let her sell us war horses, so as to speed up the pace of Mr. Mi's unification of the world." After finishing speaking, Liu Xu gave Liu Xu a swaying look, and said with a coquettish smile: " I have already inquired into the relationship between the young master and the owner of the mall, a woman must listen to a man, hee hee!"
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Chapter 1298 Fighting alone, gambling for one night
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Shen Luoyan's flirtatious appearance made Liu Xu almost want to pounce on her, and finally managed to regain his composure, and said calmly, "What good will it do me if I help you?"
Shen Luoyan stretched out a finger like a spring onion, and said: "After the matter is completed, I will give you a thousand taels of gold, not to mention, after Duke Mi has unified the world, he will never forget the people who helped him."
One thousand taels of gold is a huge amount in this war-torn era, but Liu Xu was unmoved, shaking his head and saying, "No, I'm not interested in gold."
Shen Luoyan frowned and said: "Then what does the young master want?"
Liu Xu stared at her playfully, and said with a smile: "It's very simple, I want you, as long as you sleep with me for one night, I will help you."
Liu Xu knew that a mature young woman like Shen Luoyan would never be as easy to deceive as a yellow-haired girl like Xiuxun and Junyu. She could not be moved by anything like love. I was too busy to take care of myself, so I didn't have time to pursue her slowly, so I decided to cut the mess quickly and immediately put forward what I thought.
Shen Luoyan showed a sultry expression of being so fascinated that people don't pay for her life, and said with her unique and coquettish voice: "Oh, my lord already has such stunning beauties as the owner of the mall and Fu Meiren, and you still treat Puliu like me like you?" I'm interested in your posture!" He said while leaning his mature body closer.
Liu Xu laughed and said, "How can these two yellow-haired girls compare to the mature charm of Junshi Shen?" He opened his arms to embrace her as he spoke.
At this moment, something unexpected happened, and the beauty's army teacher raised her jade hand, and slapped it in Liu Xu's face.
Liu Xu leaned back, dodged Shen Luoyan's hand, and stepped back a few steps.
Shen Luoyan slapped him in vain, shedding cold tears, and then said in a cold voice: "Bah, do you think I, Shen Luoyan, are such a casual woman? If you want me, wait for the next life!"
Liu Xu sighed, but he became more interested in Shen Luoyan, and said in his mouth: "In this case, is Military Master Shen interested in meeting me? Bet once?"
Shen Luoyan didn't speak, but just looked at Liu Xu coldly and waited for him to continue.
Liu Xu spread his hands and said, "I will fight alone with you. If I lose, I will listen to you. If you lose, you will sleep with me. How about it?"
Shen Luoyan turned around and replied without turning her head: "Midnight, the trail behind the mountain, I'll wait for you."
Looking at her graceful back that was fading away, Liu Xu thought to himself: "You can't escape my palm."
That night, Liu Xu went to the bed with Jun Yu and Xiu Xun a little earlier to have fun, and deliberately aggravated his hands and feet and tried his best to make them exhausted.
When midnight came, Liu Xu got up and said that he wanted to visit Lu Miaozi, the two women wanted to follow him to monitor him with disbelief, but their bodies didn't obey, and they fell into a deep sleep after a while.
Liu Xu snickered in his heart, stroking the two naked female Qiao's bodies with his big hands indiscriminately, and then went out to prepare for Shen Luoyan's date.
Although everyone agreed to fight alone, but with the unscrupulous tactics described in the novel, the military strategist of the beauty would definitely not fight Liu Xu fairly, and set a trap [-]%.
However, Liu Xu was not afraid, because he had already prepared for it.
Hidden in Liu Xu's bosom is a human skin mask of Xu Shiji's face. It took him an hour to make it using the Lu Miaozi disguise technique he just learned, and it can play a decisive role when necessary.
Besides, with his current martial arts, even if he can't win, I believe it won't be a big problem to escape.
Liu Xu didn't take the back mountain path directly, but went around to the woods in the back mountain through the underground secret road.
Xiu Xun told him this secret way. She is very obedient and obedient to Liu Xu when she is in a hot relationship. Now it just comes in handy.
Sure enough, Shen Luoyan did not come alone, there was Xu Shiji standing beside her, and they were hiding in the dark by the forest and whispering.
Liu Xu used his longevity zhenqi, and suddenly felt a strange feeling that he and the forest were becoming one. His perception extended outward, and the sound of their conversation came to his ears without missing a word.
Xu Shiji said: "Zhao Da and the others have already set up an ambush, and now they are waiting for that kid to appear. This time there are more than [-] people in ambush, I don't believe that we can't catch that brat."
Shen Luoyan smiled and said: "I have tried it, and with five successes, he can barely dodge it, so that kid's kung fu should not be too strong. Our goal is not to simply catch him, the most important thing is to keep quiet and not Let the people in the ranch know, otherwise we will be in big trouble if his concubine Shang Xiuxun finds out."
Xu Shiji said coldly: "Wait for that brat to fall into our hands and see how long he can keep his mouth shut! Feed him a few pills and let him do whatever he wants. I really don't know what's so good about that brat, he's so fascinated. Shang Xiuxun is dizzy, it is reported that they had a good time just now!"
Shen Luoyandang smiled and said: "Oh, is Xu Lang jealous? Maybe that kid has some 'strength' beyond others, hee hee!"
Xu Shiji snorted angrily and said, "I'll castrate that kid when he's no longer of use. Let's see how he plays with women."
Shen Luoyan nodded in deep agreement, and then urged: "Hurry up and hide, that kid is probably coming soon. Remember, you can't show up without my call!"
Hearing the conversation between the adulterer and the adulterer, Liu Xu couldn't help but grit his teeth with hatred, Shen Luoyan is really vicious, she actually wanted to castrate me! ?Hmph, then he doesn't have to be polite to you.
Liu Xu continued to silently practice profound arts to explore the location of the ambush.
One, two, three... well, there are twenty-two people in total, and Shen Luoyan is really cautious when dealing with such an unknown person like Liu Xu.
He already knew the distribution of the enemies in Yuexiong, Liu Xu sneered, put on Xu Shiji's mask, and used the bird crossing technique to steal away to the edge of the forest without a sound.
Now Liu Xu's skill is not what it used to be. His body is like a light smoke, avoiding all the hidden troubles and successfully reaching the destination.
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Chapter 1299 Be steadfast and fall into the geese
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Liu Xu, incarnate as Xu Shiji, suddenly appeared by the forest, startling Shen Luoyan. Before she could react, he waved to her lightly, and immediately fled back into the woods.
Liu Xu's body shape is similar to Xu Shiji's, and it's hard to tell him apart at night after wearing a mask, but he hasn't learned how to change his voice, and he will definitely reveal his secrets when he speaks, so he bet on the curiosity of the beautiful military adviser.
Moreover, the position Liu Xu was standing just now can only be seen by Shen Luoyan, but not by other people who are in ambush.
As Liu Xu expected, Shen Luoyan chased him with a gust of fragrant wind.
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