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Liu Xu joked casually. Although he is strong, he is approachable, so everyone likes to be close to him.

This is completely different from the original Naruto.

"Are you still in the mood to joke around? The Chunin Exam has already begun. If you miss this time, you will have to wait another three years..."

Liu Xu was stunned for a moment, and there was an exam!

He completely forgot about the Zhongnin exam. Liu Xu's strength is already at the shadow level, so it doesn't make much sense whether he takes the exam or not.

"It's okay, just let me be the first Genin who becomes Hokage!"

"Hahaha...you kid..."

The guard ninja couldn't help laughing. Liu Xu felt very kind to others, so he completely forgot that the other party was the master who was rumored to have raped the elite ninja Yuhihong. Exam ratings were completely meaningless to him. Just going through the motions.

If Liu Xu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely be caught in the dark. Has the gossip spread like this?

Forcibly slap elite johnin?

Such a person, no matter how strong he is, Muye Village can't tolerate it!

After all, Muye Village is not an evil village!

If this kind of thing could really be tolerated, Orochimaru wouldn't have defected back then.

If Uncle Snake stayed in Konoha, Tsunade and Jiraiya would probably not leave either. With the three ninjas working together, Konoha Village would have dominated the ninja world long ago!

Besides, please, big brother, look at my young master Yushu Linfeng, countless beauties are upside down, do you need a forced sex?

The two chatted a few more words, the content was mainly gossip about Konoha Village, someone like Kakashi courted in the street, Kai organized a naked man running competition, and the skull logo appeared in Naruto Rock...

Bai stood beside him with a calm face, quietly watching Liu Xu and the ninja who was far inferior to him get together and brag.

Ten minutes later, Liu Xu took Bai's hand and led her into the village.

Walking on the streets of Muye Village, Liu Xu greeted people from time to time. After gossiping for a long time just now, he obtained a lot of useful information. The most important thing is of course that Liu Xu's identity as the Eastern Immortal Master has not been passed back to Muye. , the only people who know about it may be those upper-level figures.

If the streets and alleys heard about it, Liu Xu would probably be unable to move an inch now, because I don’t know how many people would be begging for a babysitter and running dogs begging for their thighs, especially those with close relatives. However, since Liu Xu became rich, he found that the number of relatives in Ming's family is simply too much!

Of course, Liu Xu’s worries are a bit superfluous. Although he revealed his true identity this time, not many people have seen Uzumaki Naruto. Know alleys and hear.

Therefore, even if the matter of Master Dongfang was reported back to Konoha, the kind of thing Liu Xu was worried about would not happen, but why did he feel a little disappointed!

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ps: I recommend a book "The King of Special Soldiers in Film and Television"

Chapter 1760 Calamus and Bai, Xu is the sun

ps: I recommend a book "The King of Special Soldiers in Film and Television"

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"Huh... I don't know if Uncle Snake will come to take part in this Chunin exam after I kill him. If he doesn't come, it will be a lot less fun. Of course, even if he comes, the Fourth Hokage will It can't be killed..."

Although this old man is annoying, but with him around, Tsunade doesn't have to be the Fifth Hokage. If Tsunade becomes the Fifth Hokage, he must be busy with business all day long, so there is no time to have sex with himself.

And if Orochimaru can't kill the third Hokage, he will definitely not let it go. If he goes crazy, even he himself will be afraid.

Even if Liu Xu is not afraid of the technique of reincarnation in the dirty soil, but Konoha is afraid that except for the third Hokage, everyone else will have to run for their lives.

For a while, Liu Xu was caught in a tangle, whether he hoped that Orochimaru would come or not!

"Husband, what's wrong?"

"It's okay! I was just thinking, where have we practiced the thirty-six secret arts of India?"

"Bastard."

Before they knew it, they had reached a noodle restaurant.

Through the curtain, Liu Xu saw a beautiful girl of sixteen or seventeen coming out of it.

Seeing that familiar person busy in the shop, Liu Xu couldn't help but smirk.

"Bai, after walking such a long distance, I must be hungry, let's eat noodles! The noodles here are the most famous."

"If you want to eat noodles, let's go back and eat! I'll eat it for you next time."

"Eat noodles outside first, and then you will eat it for me when you go back down."

"Have you eaten that much?"

Bai obviously couldn't understand Liu Xu's evil trick.

"Ha, as long as it's under you, I can eat as much as I can."

With that said, Liu Xu took Bai's hand and walked into Yile Ramen Restaurant.

"Boss, here are two bowls of ramen, with more meat, more ingredients, and more noodles!"

"Naruto!"

Calamus became excited when he heard Liu Xu's unique call to face.

Not long after she and Liu Xu had sex, the latter had just tasted it, and the latter left the village. Seeing you now, it belongs to Xiao Biesheng's newlyweds, so he was naturally very excited.

Calamus immediately put down the things in his hands and walked towards Liu Xu.

As a result, when he saw Liu Xu, or to be precise, he was holding a girl's hand, he was completely stunned.

What attracted Xiao Yi's attention the most was the white chef uniform she was wearing, which looked simple and pure.

Calamus carefully looked at Bai, who was also looking at her.

The girl next to Liu Xu is so beautiful, pure white as snow, just like a clear spring, Calamus can't see the depth of whiteness, I don't know if she is a ninja, but her temperament is so unique, Calamus evaluates herself in her heart opponent.

This girl is so beautiful, she is very beautiful, with a sharp chin and delicate facial features, it is like a work of art.

His whole body was full of enthusiasm and joy, full of vigor and generosity, and Bai also gave Calamus a high score in his heart.

In fact, both women knew Liu Xu. If she was an ordinary girl, he wouldn't be interested in her.

Half an hour later, there were two more beautiful waiters in Yile Ramen Restaurant, and the business was twice as good as before.

Calamus left the shop early, although the upstairs is her residence, but in broad daylight, it is not so convenient after all.

So the three of them went to Liu Xu's house. He had already built a mansion in Muye Village, but Liu Xu didn't live here before, and it wouldn't be interesting for him to live in such a big house by himself.

But today, Liu Xu took Calamus and Bai to the new house together.

It was still daytime, but when Liu Xu's eyes fell on Calamus, he couldn't care less about it.

Bai didn't feel any jealousy, after all, she had been with him for so long, not to mention unlocking all kinds of postures, twin phoenixes wrapped around dragons, and three women sharing the same bed.

The reason why Liu Xu didn't keep her with her was more because of Calamus. She was just an ordinary girl, and she didn't have the creed of lifelong unconditional service like a female ninja.

But, in the end, when Calamus called for help, Bai was not spared.

Of course, this is what Liu Xu did on purpose.

There are many ways for women to become friends, but Liu Xu doesn't have the time to spare. A close sister can't be made in a day, but a close bed partner can be achieved overnight.

On this day, or one day and one night, Liu Xu first had Calamus, then Bai, and then Calamus and Bai.

"Ming... Naruto-kun, I can't do it!" Calamus is an ordinary person, and he can't stand Liu Xu's troubles at all, "Go find Bai!"

"What did you call me?" Liu Xu rolled his eyes, but he just got up on white, "It sounds nice."

"husband……"

Calamus is a few years older than Liu Xu. He usually calls her sister when he is outside, but in private he calls her by her first name, and in bed she is called... Oni sauce, oh Duosang...

"Call me Xu!"

"Xu!"

"well!"

"Xu, I really have no energy left."

"Do you know what Xu is? Xu means the sun, and what is the sun?"

"The sun is...the sun!"

"The sun is the day!"

"what……"

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On the second day, the moon set and the sun rose, and the sun hung high in the sky, releasing its light in a majestic way.

Forest of death.

Even in the daytime, the place is still shrouded in shadows and the atmosphere is tense.

Mitarai Anko, as the chief examiner of the Forest of Death, received reports from her subordinates about the rookies who took part in the Chunin exam. A cold smile appeared on her pretty face. She was very optimistic about the little guys who took the exam this time. Yes, there are a few guys among them who are geniuses that are rare in a hundred years.

Suddenly, the smile on Hongdou's face disappeared, replaced by a cold.

"who?"

Instinctively, she took out a handful of kunai from her bag and put on a defensive posture.

She didn't notice it until someone touched it so close. The opponent is a master, so Hongdou didn't attack at first, but defended.

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ps: I recommend a book "The King of Special Soldiers in Film and Television"

Chapter 1761 Mitarai Red Bean, Dangerous Female Ninja

ps: I recommend a book "The King of Special Soldiers in Film and Television"

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Hongdou frowned, and the chakra started to work.