Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

Funny Niche for Entertainment Author: Lovely Grapefruit

【brief introduction】

[Feilu Chinese.com A-level contract work: Funny Niche of Entertainment] The third part of the Funny Running Man series is here:

This is an era of flooded reality shows; various reality TV variety shows appear frequently.

Running Man: and Reba became the most popular childhood sweetheart couple who hurt each other;

Extremely picky: This is the story of a gang of men, the six bachelors' wits and bravery on the show;

Longing for life: This is a warm and slow life show, but with Hu Xing and Zhao Liying joining in, this show has become more funny and funny;

There are other reality shows and variety shows, such as: Please Refrigerator, Celebrity Detective, Family Birth, Idol Trainee, Creation 101;

There are countless good-looking variety shows; of course, there are also countless little Huadan, popular actresses and Hu Xing's emotional entanglement; (This story and characters are purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental, and do not imitate.)

Chapter 0001 Takeaway brother!

"Why don't you answer the phone?" The young man looked at the phone depressedly, and muttered, "How many calls have you made, but no one answers, do you still want the takeaway?"

This young man is called Hu Xing, and now he has a part-time job delivering food.

"Call again." Hu Xing muttered, and then called again.

The young man standing at the door, while ringing the doorbell, made another call himself.

"Ding dong! Ding dong!" By ringing the doorbell continuously, you can see how anxious Hu Xing is.

"Come on! Come on!" At this moment, a flustered female voice came from the back room.

"Kacha!" The door opened, and the first thing that entered Hu Xing's line of sight was the most standard Chinese face, an oval face.

However, the two jaws of this goose egg face are a bit fleshy. At first glance, it is not very beautiful; but after a second look, you will find that this face is very attractive, and the more you look, the higher the score.

It may be because of age, or because of the living environment and working environment. The female buyer who placed the order from Meituan is mature and charming, but a little bit strong. This is a very popular recently. Kind of female: Yujie.

Look at the face first, then look down, the neck is beautiful.

The long wet hair seemed to be telling Hu Xing why he rang the doorbell for so long and no one answered the phone after so many calls. It turned out that he was taking a shower.

However, this did not stop Hu Xing from observing the beauty in front of him.

The face is attractive, the long hair is what he likes, the neck is also very good-looking, and then he is wearing a long gray shirt, and he can clearly see a part of the collarbone, and the collarbone is also perfect.

As for how big the woman's pair of babies is, because the shirts are loose, I can't tell.

Then I looked at it, fortunately, the gray shirt was not very long, it just covered the buttocks, but the two long legs with water droplets were the urge for Hu Xing to look at it.

With these long legs, the height of the other party is at least 170.

"I'm sorry, I was taking a shower and couldn't answer the phone right away. I'm really sorry." After the hostess opened the door, she didn't notice Hu Xing's gaze, but instead apologized apologetically to Hu Xing. .

"Miss, you didn't fall asleep when you were taking a shower, right? I've been ringing the doorbell for more than 20 minutes at your door." Hu Xing was very depressed. How many orders did he delay in these 20 minutes? .

Fortunately, I was the one who specially sent this milk tea, and there was no other order to send.

If he also took other orders, then these 20 minutes would be enough for him to delay.

If the delivery time is exceeded, the buyer who placed the order will also complain and give bad reviews.

"I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Really, it's my fault, I will definitely give you a five-star praise." The young lady was very polite and her tone was very good. Hu Xing saw that the other party's attitude was so good, so he didn't say anything.

"Okay, I didn't take any other orders, so just delay it."

"This is the milk tea you ordered." Hu Xing gave the two milk teas in his hand to the young lady in front of him.

"Well, I ordered two milk teas, because I made you wait for a long time just now, so I will give you one of them." The young lady said with a smile.

"That's good!" Hu Xing was not polite, and took the cup of sago directly.

"..." The young lady who had reached out to pick it up looked at Hu Xing in astonishment.

"What's wrong?" Hu Xing saw the other party like this, and asked, "Isn't it reluctance?"

"No, do I look like such a stingy person?" the beauty said, dumbfounded.

"Like!" Hu Xing nodded, looking like you were stingy.

"Hey, I'm just a little late. They're taking a shower, and it wasn't intentional. Are you a big man so stingy?"

"No, I'm not being stingy. Miss, the key is what you said, two milk teas, one for me."

"But I took this sago, and you showed that distressed look on your face again."

"Isn't this telling me that you don't plan to give me this Simi at all?" Hu Xing was also powerless, so he talked to this young lady.

Anyway, she is also a beautiful woman. If you can take the opportunity to strike up a conversation a few more words, why not strike up a conversation?

"It's not as good as you think." The beauty was a little tight in her chest, and Hu Xing said, "What is that?"

"Hey, doesn't this little brother know me? After all, I'm also a star, or a beautiful star, and I've done a lot of TV dramas and movies, but the other party doesn't seem to recognize me as Song Jia?" Song Jia thought about this question.

Her little Song Jia is a small flower in the circle.

But this delivery boy didn't know her at all.

Could it be that this delivery guy doesn't usually pay attention to the entertainment industry?

"Because this cup of sago in your hand is my favorite drink." Although Xiao Songjia was a little depressed in her heart, she still told Hu Xing why she was reluctant just now, because this sago milk tea happened to be she likes it.

"Since it's what you like, why do you order this?" Hu Xing felt strange.

"Because of Meituan's takeout, it costs 18 yuan to start, but this sago is only 15 yuan, and the remaining 3 yuan is not enough, so I can only order another cup of bubble milk tea." Song Jia explained , Hu Xing finally understood.

This is also an unspoken rule of Meituan takeout.

"But do you also like this sago milk tea?" Xiao Song Jia asked Hu Xing.

"Yes, I have to drink a cup every day, but since you like it, then give it back to you." Hu Xing is not a person who is loved by others. Since it is what others like to eat, then give it back to others.

After Xiao Song Jia took the cup of sago, she looked at Hu Xing strangely.

Hu Xing just took the pearl milk tea, and when he felt Xiao Song Jia's eyes, he said helplessly, crying and laughing: "I don't want it anymore, I'll give it to you."

"Why?!" Xiao Song Jia was stunned, why didn't he want it again.

"Why? When I took your sago, you said you liked it."

"Now I've got your bubble tea, and you're looking at me like that again."

"How dare I want you like this, forget it, I'll give it back to you, miss, don't give me a bad review." Hu Xing cried and looked sad.

"Pfft!" Hu Xing's face was so sad that Xiao Song Jia couldn't help being amused.

"No, Miss Sister, can you stop laughing? I'm afraid of you like this." Hu Xing didn't really pretend, he even lay on the wall with his face against the wall, pouting at the young lady in front of him coquettishly.

For the five-star praise, Hu Xing really went out of his way.

"Haha~" Little Song Jia, who was just smiling, became spoiled when she saw a big man like Hu Xing, which made Song Jia feel that this little boy was very interesting.

"Still laughing? Stop laughing, okay? I've already acted like a spoiled child, so just give me a five-star praise." Hu Xing was powerless to lie on the wall with his face and act like a spoiled child to Xiao Song Jia.

"What's the matter? Do you guys care about five-star reviews?"

"Of course, the five-star praise is related to our salary and rewards."

"One bad review, I have to deduct all the rewards for today's orders." Hu Xing still kept his face against the wall, and told Xiao Song Jia very seriously.

"So that's the way it is, you guys are working really hard." Little Song Jia never knew about this before, but today she saw this guy outside is very handsome, so she raised up to chat with him.

"Of course, just because you took a shower and didn't answer my call, I waited here for 20 minutes, and almost made me work for nothing today."

"It's alright now, I just brought you a cup of milk tea, you are so stingy."

"I'm sorry that I waited for you at the door for 20 minutes, okay? Don't give bad reviews, okay?"

"As long as you don't give bad reviews, you can say anything." Hu Xing discussed with Xiao Song Jia in a good voice.

"Pfft!" Hu Xing is still depressed about this issue, but Xiao Songjia can't help it: "Okay, I'm not stingy with this cup of milk tea, and I'll really drink it for you as compensation for your waiting for me for a long time. ; Praise will also be given, but will not give you bad reviews."

When he heard that Xiao Song Jia would not give bad reviews, Hu Xing immediately changed from his aggrieved and coquettish expression to his confident appearance.

"That's great, goodbye Miss." It was certain that there would be no bad reviews, so Hu Xing was relieved.

"No, wait for me." Seeing that the little brother was leaving, Xiao Song Jia immediately stopped him.

"What's the matter? I'm rushing to take the order now. I don't have time to chat with you." Hu Xing said anxiously.

But when he was like this, Xiao Song Jia was even more shocked. He really didn't recognize me, and he really didn't recognize me.

"If you dare to leave, I will give you a bad review right away." Xiao Songjia threatened Hu Xing with her phone.

"Aha~" When he heard the bad review, Hu Xing immediately came over, stood in front of Xiao Song Jia, pressed his handsome face against the wall, and looked at Xiao Song Jia pitifully.

When Hu Xing acted pitifully and coquettishly again, Xiao Song Jia even covered her mouth and raised her head to chuckle.

"Haha~" Xiao Song Jia discovered for the first time that it was so interesting for little boys to act coquettishly.

"No, please respect me, okay? Now I'm acting like a spoiled child to ask for a good review." Seeing how heartless this young lady is, Hu Xing is even more angry

"Haha~ Isn't chatting with me better than taking orders and running takeaways?" Xiao Songjia asked Hu Xing while drinking sago milk tea.

"Yeah!" As soon as Song Jia finished asking, Hu Xing nodded immediately.

"What did you say?!" Hu Xing really dared to say that, which made Xiao Song Jia even more bluffed and stared, "Poor review! This delivery boy is not good at speaking, and he has a bad review."

When Xiao Songjia was talking, she also lit her mobile phone, as if she really wanted to give a bad review.

Chapter 0002 Only allow me to hate you!you don't make fun of me

"Hey no no no." Hu Xing was in a hurry, and even reached out to stop it.

"No matter, the reason for the bad review: The delivery guy said that taking orders is more important than chatting with me, and this beauty is not happy." Xiao Songjia said with a pretense.

"Don't! Hmm~~" Hu Xing was in a hurry, and once again used a wronged voice to act like a spoiled child to Xiao Song Jia.

"Pfft!" For some reason, whenever he saw Hu Xing acting coquettishly, little Song Jia couldn't help it, thinking it was very interesting, especially the voice, it was simply too cute.