Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"Okay." Since you can't drive, then don't drive, it's not too difficult.

"Wang Baoqiang, Tang Guoqiang, Xu Wenqiang, join forces." Xie Na used the star's name this time

"Business card, construction card, postal card, Kaka has no money." As soon as Xie Na finished the first line, Hu Xing's second line came.

Chapter 1616

"I'm convinced." Three couplets, Hu Xing matched, Xie Na has to be convinced even if he is not convinced.

"Hu Xing just talked about a topic, and now many male compatriots can't find a girlfriend." Teacher He asked Hu Xing to talk about this topic.

"Haha~ Are you kidding me? Are there still men worried about finding a wife these days?" Hu Xing's devilish dialect came out again.

And in order to let everyone understand his dialect, he still uses the most simple and easy-to-understand Northeast dialect.

"In these days, as long as you do your housework well, how can you not get a wife?"

"As long as you are willing to do housework, there are women everywhere."

"Hahaha~" The dialect was funny enough, but Baili's remarks were even more funny.

It was because of this that the boys at the scene covered their faces and laughed.

As for the girls, this time they are proud.

At the same time, Hu Xing also reflected that, today's modern women, how can there be any housework like before?Little, too little.

Girls nowadays can't do housework or cook, but men can do housework and cook.

It seems to be complaining about boys saying that they can't find a girlfriend, but in fact they are complaining about girls in disguise, and now they don't look like good wives.

"As a woman, I think it's right." Zhao Liying, who is also a woman, said with a smile that there was nothing wrong with her.

"My husband is relying on his first-hand housework and cooking skills, let us go after him." Regarding this point, Zhao Liying also directly admitted this.

"In this day and age, as long as you know how to do housework and cook, you don't need to chase girls, they will take the initiative to chase you back."

"Of course, there are also some people who chase after you, maybe after being hurt by several men, they think you are good, so they chase you back. If you have a virgin complex and a person with a cleansing relationship, of course, you can't accept this. Girls, it depends on the individual." In fact, Hu Xing also expressed a lot of feelings.

"So, Hu Xing, what age do you think is considered a leftover woman?" This question was asked by Wu Xin.

"Those who have passed the marriageable age are leftover women; those who are 24 to 27 years old are leftover fighters; those who are 28 to 31 years old are called leftovers..."

"Haha~ even the leftovers can't come out." Hearing this adjective, the whole happy family laughed.

"That is to say, my eldest sister is now a must-have customer." At the end, Hu Xing even joked about his older sister.

"Is it really okay for you to be like this? You will know that you are wrong when my sister watches this episode." As a wife, Zhao Liying had to remind him.

"It's okay, what is Xiangxiang used for? Xiangxiang is used as a shield for me at this time, otherwise I spoil her so much, isn't it in vain?"

"When the time is right, the little one has to intercede for dad, right?" Such an unscrupulous dad, I'm afraid he is the only one.

"Hu Xing, you haven't come to our show for a long time, tell me, when do you plan to have time to come to our show?!" He Jiong invited Hu Xing before hanging up the phone.

"I don't want to go." He said directly that he didn't want to go to Kuaiben.

"Hey, Hu Xing, you're drifting away. Is it so natural to refuse in person?!" Now Xie Na they are even more unconvinced.

"What's so good about Kuaiben? I can't drive, and the driving scenes have been deleted, and the games I play are boring and boring."

"The most important thing is that I won't pay a star fee when I go. For a big name like me, to record a show, at least a million dollars."

"Use one day to go to other programs and earn millions of dollars in remuneration, which can also be used for charity to help children in impoverished areas."

"But to be on your show, firstly, it's boring, secondly, it's boring; thirdly, it's fine if you don't get paid, and it takes me a day. It's too much for the gain. Don't go, it's as simple as that."

The entire entertainment industry dares to say that about Kuaiben, except for Hu Xing, I am afraid there will be no other person.

Now the five members of the happy family also smiled awkwardly, because none of them thought that Hu Xing would speak so directly.

"If you're like this, aren't you afraid of provoking us?!" He Jiong said helplessly.

"If you provoke me, please provoke me. It's as if the editor of your show doesn't provoke me."

"Anyway, I've been on your show. Last time, I cut out some scenes of old drivers driving; I didn't broadcast so many classic jokes, so I didn't take my feelings into account 0..."

"Isn't that because the broadcast of your jokes will affect the children?" Xie Na explained.

"That's right, since I'm on your show to tell jokes, you still invite me to be a guest knowing this, and I'm a guest, and you delete the jokes after talking about them, why bother."

"Then I might as well set aside this time to record "Star Detective" for fun." What Hu Xing said is also right.

We all know that Hu Xing's shows are interesting because he can say all kinds of jokes.

But there are many minors watching the fast version, so many clips that are not suitable for minors have to be deleted. Hu Xing did not escape this, and many of them were deleted.

However, the director did not delete this passage this time, and all of it was broadcast later.

It is also because after it was broadcast, it caused a lot of booing.

Hu Xing is the only one who dares to disrespect Kuaiben so much, otherwise, who would look down on Kuaiben so much and complain about the crime of Kuaiben face to face.

Hu Xing can also be regarded as the host of Mango Channel. Although he is a contract worker, he can still be regarded as the host of Mango Channel. He also has his own variety show on Mango Channel.

The point is, when Hu Xing participated in Mango Channel's variety shows, the ratings were very high and they were all very popular. That's why Hu Xing dared to complain about Mango Channel.

"By the way, wife, where's my daughter?!" He didn't see anyone when he got up in the morning, and he didn't know where her daughter was. He was planning to find her.

"Here in Changsha, she is playing with my assistant in the backstage right now." After Zhao Liying said that, Hu Xing became depressed: "Why did you bring your daughter there too? Can't you just stay at home?!"

"If you stay at home, God knows how crazy you are going to play with her again? If I'm not at home, I can't let you father and daughter be alone together, or I'm afraid that the house will be demolished later." Zhao Liying worried, in exchange for The biggest thing is everyone's laughter, because the audience and fans like to watch the funny stories of the couple.

"Then come back quickly tonight. I'll prepare a meal and wait for you to come back." In order to see his daughter sooner, Hu Xing naturally wanted to please his wife.

"Should I prepare dinner and wait for my daughter to come back, or wait for me to come back?"

Chapter 1617 What Hu Xing hates the most

"Oh~~~~" Such a good man, of course the audience booed.

Zhao Liying covered her mouth in embarrassment and smiled sweetly. Obviously, she was quite happy to be teased by everyone.

"Hu Xing, that's it. What do you think is the most ideal love for girls nowadays?!" When everyone was booing and envious of Zhao Liying, He Jiong also asked Hu Xing a question.

"The ideal love that girls want now?!" This question made Hu Xing deep in thought.

"Yes, what kind of love do you think girls want nowadays?!" Xie Na also helped to explain, let's see if Hu Xing can give you an answer

"Withered vines, old trees, dark crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned wifi with watermelon, the sun sets, men make money and I prodigal." Hu Xing quickly said what he thought.

"Hahaha~" It's just that, after listening to the audience friends at the scene, they all burst out laughing.

"Haha~" Several members of the happy family on the stage, including Zhao Liying, were all laughing and pumping on the stage.

This passage really rhymes, but no one thought of 08, and now Hu Xing doesn’t even let go of ancient poems

After I changed the ancient poems into a joke, I used this joke to explain what kind of love girls want now, yes, it is just like what he said.

"What's wrong, is it wrong?!" This made Hu Xing wonder if he said something wrong.

"Really, why are you talking about us like that?" Liu Shishi's voice appeared beside Hu Xing...

"Well, what girls want nowadays is this kind of love, and I'm not wrong." Regarding his point of view, Hu Xing is still very persistent.

"Hehe~" Knowing that he was answering the phone and recording a quick copy, Liu Shishi didn't mention him anymore.

"Is Shishi here?!" He Jiong, who happened to hear the voice, asked if Liu Shishi was there.

"Yes, Mr. He, hello." Hearing that Mr. He was looking for her, Liu Shishi also lay on top of her husband, and answered Mr. He on the phone.

"Teacher, that's it. What do you think Hu Xing hates the most in life?!" This question is actually what everyone wants to know. Let's see if Liu Shishi can know.

"The thing he hates the most? Doesn't Li Ying know about it?!" This good sister is going to record a show today, so if you ask her, you should ask her, right?

"We didn't ask, Liying, do you know?!" Xie Na asked Zhao Liying beside him.

"I know." As a wife, it's impossible for her not to know what her husband hates the most.

"Liying, write it out, but don't say it; we'll let Shishi say it, and see if you are talking about the same thing." He Jiong planned to play a game.

"Wait, there are quite few things he hates in his daily life. What kind of situation are you asking?!" Liu Shishi wanted to know more accurately.

"When traveling, or when going out, do you know what Hu Xing hates the most?" After asking this question, Zhao Liying wrote the answer on the small blackboard.

At this time, Liu Shishi also said: "Make up."

"Wow!" Everyone was surprised when they saw that Liu Shishi was talking about makeup and Zhao Liying was talking about makeup artist.

"Do you really understand this well?!" Teacher He and the others were very surprised.

"He actually dislikes men wearing makeup. When acting, concerts, or variety shows require men to dress up as women, it's fine if you have to wear makeup."

"But when he goes out and travels in private, he dislikes makeup very much."

"In his words, the make-up of a big man is more womanly than a woman, and I can't stand make-up the most." Liu Shishi said such vulgar words of his husband, which also made Hu Xing turn his head to look at his woman .

Liu Shishi lay on Hu Xing's body, smiling at his man.

"Teacher He, what do you say, haha~" Xie Na next to him was making up for Teacher He.

"..." Now He Jiong was even more speechless.

"This has been said many times, Hu Xing seldom wears make-up on shows." He Jiong said this, but Zhao Liying added: "Not to mention less make-up on shows, even when he is filming, he seldom wears make-up. "

"What? When filming, Hu Xing rarely puts on makeup?!" This surprised the audience even more.

"Yes, let's take "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" as an example. In the scenes you see, as long as Guo Jing's clothes are clean, his face must also be clean. At this time, Hu Xing is not wearing makeup. "

"And you see, after some fights, the face will be dirty. This is the effect of makeup."

"But there are very few shots where the face is dirty, and most of them are clean faces. These are all shots of him without makeup, completely bare-faced, without even a foundation."

"If there's anything you put on your face, it's something like skin cream."

"Besides, in Hu Xing's life, he is just a bottle of facial cleanser. He knows nothing else, not even lipstick." Zhao Liying told everyone that Hu Xing is usually such a person.

"Then the weather is cold and dry, won't the face be very dry? Doesn't Hu Xing have this kind of body lotion?!" Du Haitao is also a man, so of course he will be curious about this.

"Yes, but what he uses is ours, and he doesn't have it."