Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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Half a month later, when the show was broadcast, many viewers couldn't help laughing again when they saw Hu Xing calling his mother that.
What are these names? I don’t have a fixed name for my mother. I change it every now and then.
Jiang Fang also looked at her son with a helpless smile.
"How old is mom this year?" This is what to ask.
"How old am I?" Jiang Fang still wanted to ask this question deliberately.
"3...35?" Hu Xing asked his mother uncertainly, but Jiang Fang laughed and said, "Be more reliable, your wife Song Jia is already 35, give me 35."
"40." Hu Xing turned around, looked at the camera and said immediately.
"Yes, 40." He was very cooperative with his son, saying that he was only 40 years old.
"Haha~" Seeing that his mother also admitted it, Hu Xing even raised his hand to give his mother a high five.
"Wow, Auntie, you are the same as Hu Xing, you are very good at making jokes." The writer also couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, seriously, I'm 65 years old, and I'm exactly 50 years old this year." Jiang Fang told her age, saying that she happened to be 50 years old.
"50 years old? Looks very young." The writer did not expect that Hu Xing's mother is 50 years old, but she really looks like she is in her early 40s.
"Look, I just said 40 years old, and you didn't believe she was so young; now that I'm telling the truth, you said she doesn't look that old, why is this?" Hu Xing also couldn't laugh or cry.
"Age is true. Life has been good these years. My son and daughter are filial. They often let me go for beauty treatments when I have nothing to do, so I look good." This is the truth of the Hu family.
"Auntie, do you know how Hu Xing usually flirts with girls?"
"I don't know this, but I know how to tease my daughter-in-law."
"There are also a lot of interactive content between him and my daughter-in-law on the show, and I watch every episode." Regarding this point, Jiang Fang, the mother-in-law, is still very good.
"Hu Xing, have you ever teased your mother?" Hu Xing nodded sharply at this question: "Yes, but you can't."
Now Jiang Fang was curious, when did his son flirt with her?
"One time, I told her: Mom, I want to eat a bowl of noodles. At this time, if it was my wife, she would ask: What kind of noodles do you want? That's right."
"Actually, I was waiting for my mother to ask: What kind of noodles do you want to eat?... Then I replied: In your heart."
"But my mother is very straightforward: what kind of noodles to eat, and what time is it? I know how to eat every day. What else can you do besides eating? Tell me? Hurry up, finish washing Take a shower and go to bed, don’t think about these things.” Hu Xing restored the scene at that time, and it was exactly this restoration that made the audience clap their hands and laugh.
Chapter 1663
"I can't move them. Those little things of mine are like little toys in front of my mother. They can't be moved."
"Just these things, I want to use them on my daughter-in-law, one by one, but my mother can't."
"The funniest thing is that when my dad says "wife" or "madam", my mother is very happy." Regarding this point, Hu Xing also has too much to say.
"Isn't that right? Your father is my husband. Of course I like to hear everything he says."
"You are my son, if you are so easily teased, would it be reasonable?!" That's right.
"So, Hu Xing, aren't you married now?!"
"In daily life, what is your favorite thing to do?" Hu Xing immediately answered this question: "I don't need to work, but I hug my wife and kiss at home, the kind that kisses when there is a disagreement or hit it off."
"Ah~~~" The female audience members were no longer calm.
"Where's your daughter? Without Xiangxiang?"
"Oh, don't let Xiangxiang see it. If she wants to see it, she will definitely separate the two of us who are holding her." Don't say it, forget this.
"Well, then do you think your mother is a good wife and mother?!"
"A good wife, but not necessarily a good mother." As soon as she answered, Jiang Fang looked at her son with murderous eyes: "Correct what you said."
"is a good wife, but not necessarily a good mother." Corrected, but what difference does it make.
"Why am I not a good mother anymore?"
"Whose mother is still in her 20s and shows her affection for her husband?"
"My two daughters are not in a relationship and have no boyfriend, don't you know?"
"I still love your husband every day, go out to watch movies, travel, and date."
"You are like this, how can you be considered a good mother?" Hu Xing said so, and Jiang Fang also said: "I didn't tell them not to fall in love."
"But the key is that your father and you have to agree."
"It's not that there is no money in the family, why do you want your daughter to make do with it?"
"If you can't find it, don't talk about it. Did you father and son say this?" After speaking, Hu Xing didn't say anything, and he didn't know what to say at this time.
"Isn't that right, mom is also in a hurry, but your sister is a strong woman, work is more important than love and marriage, what can I do?"
"As for your sister, she has her own career. Although she is not a strong woman, she is used to being free. She doesn't want to restrict herself by dating a random boy."
"As for you, you are playful, affectionate, and flirtatious, and you have harmed girls one after another."
"None of you three brothers and sisters makes me worry." When Jiang Fang said of her three children, Hu Xing ate in silence, and then forked beef for her mother.
"Even now, granddaughter Xiangxiang, she is a little dramatist. She is cute, but she is too dramatist. She is like a miniature version of you."
"If you grow up, as a father, I will see how you will be tortured." When Jiang Fang talked about her granddaughter, her face was full of happiness.
"That is, Auntie, what do you want your son to pay attention to in life? Or, what do you not want him to do?"
"Don't harm the little girl... Ugh!" Before he finished speaking, Hu Xing stuffed a fork of beef into his mouth.
"Stinky boy." Jiang Fang beat the son beside him.
"It's still the people's teacher, will you talk?"
"What is a disaster? Am I such a scumbag? Am I not responsible for everything?"
"The kind that disappoints others and is irresponsible is called a scourge. My kind is called fickleness and sentimentality. I'm not a scourge. Can I talk?" The mother and son quarreled like this.
"Then don't take so much responsibility, at least give them a chance, right?"
"Eleven is enough. If there are so many more, my mother will not object, but if you date one more, China will have one more male bachelor."
"Then I'm not talking about ordinary girls, I'm talking about female stars."
"Look, Lin Zhiling and Chen Qiaoan are all beauties, aren't they? I won't mess with your son, aren't they single too?"
"It's someone else's son who is not as good as your son."
"If you want to blame it, blame me for being too good." He was narcissistic while talking.
"Hehe~ This is true." See, when the son is narcissistic, the mother is also narcissistic.
"That's right, Auntie, what do you think your son can't do in life?!" The writer continued to ask other questions.
"Almost none. He knows how to wash clothes. He really knows how to wash clothes. It's not the kind that simply puts clothes in the washing machine. He used to really know how to wash clothes by himself."
"Can cook, take care of people, clean up the house, mop the floor, and take care of the children."
"Even if it's my sister, including me, as long as it's menstruation, if he knows, as long as he is at home, he will personally make brown sugar water for us, and he will press some acupuncture points for us, so that we will not be so nervous when we have menstruation. uncomfortable."
"What I remember most clearly is that since Hu Xing was 5 years old, he would make brown sugar water for me to drink."
"In the past 20 years, Hu Xing's father made brown sugar water for me personally, definitely not more than 5 times, but Hu Xing started from the age of 5 to the current age of 25, on average, he came down first, and at least cooked it for me every year. Give me brown sugar water three to four times." Speaking of this, Jiang Fang was also very happy.
"Wow, really?!" This surprised the writer, and even the audience who watched the show were very surprised.
"Yes, it's not just me, he also made brown sugar water for her grandma."
"Everyone knows that women start menopause at the age of 50-55."
"Hu Xing's grandma was born in 1945, and Hu Xing was born in 1990, so Hu Xing knew how to make brown sugar water at the age of 5, and Hu Xing's grandma was only 50 years old at that time, so at that time, what I remember most clearly is When Hu Xing made brown sugar water for his grandma for the first time, her grandma cried a lot, because of Hu Xing's sensible and considerate caring, his grandma was very moved."
It was the first time for the audience to understand that Hu Xing was so good at taking care of others because he had understood it since he was so young.
"It seems, if I remember correctly, every time Yunyun has her period, you are the one who takes care of her?!" I don't really remember, but Jiang Fang can ask her son.
"It was before I fell in love." Hu Xing did not exaggerate.
"Yes, Hu Xing began to fall in love with Song Jia and Reba in 2013. Before falling in love with them, every time his twin sister had her period, as long as she came out clutching her belly, Hu Xing would say to her: The brown sugar water is in the kitchen, drink it yourself."
"He remembers when his elder sister and younger sister came to menstruation better than them." The more Jiang Fang talked, the more Jiang Fang felt that his son was very careful, which was fatal to girls.
Chapter 1664 Hu Family Rules
After three days, Hu Xing's mother went to Changsha TV station on Saturday.
Because the catalog of the show is complete, after the editing, the mothers of several celebrity guests will come to the scene to watch the show together in the greenhouse to see what their children are like in daily life.
"Wow!! Hello, Hu Xing's mother." Wei Jia was very surprised when she saw Hu Xing's mother.
"Hello." Jiang Fang greeted these hosts and the mothers of several other celebrity guests. This is the most basic etiquette.
I'm almost ready, I came to the recording hall and started to watch the programs edited by the program team working overtime.
When the program was broadcast, the first star to watch was Hu Xing.
"Wow!!!!" When the show officially started, Da Zhangwei, Wei Jia and others looked at Hu Xing on the big screen.
"Why is Hu Xing going here?!" The chapter committee just looked at it, and asked Hu Xing, who was dressed neatly, and Jiang Fang, Hu Xing's mother.
"Seeing that he is dressed so formally, I guess he is going to work." In the show, Hu Xing was indeed dressed neatly, very formally, unlike his style.
"To go to work, you have to go to work in the group at home, right?!"
"Yes, he 273 seldom goes to work in the company, but every time he goes to the company, he has to deal with important matters. When he goes to work in the group, he will not exceed 10 days a month at most, but at least he will Go to work for two days." Jiang Fang introduced her son's work habits.
"Only work two days a month?" This surprised everyone.
"Yes, he is the design director and vice president of the company. He will only go to the company unless it is very important. Otherwise, his father will handle other affairs."
"Only some things his father can't handle, or are difficult to handle, will let him go to the company."
Looking at the big screen, Hu Xing was fully dressed, and when he set off in his own car, everyone noticed
Hu Xing's car was indeed not a good car, it was just an ordinary scooter.
After Hu Xing came to the company, the secretary of the design department was waiting at the door of the company.
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