Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

Calling her husband like this, and making the little milk dog husband so obedient, but it made Song Jiapiao, and while yelling, the joke came: "Three lis of red and ten lis of incense, my family lives in Heilongjiang in the northeast; there are thousands of women in the northeast. I'm the prettiest."

Song Jia's story came as soon as he said it, which made Hu Xing, who took the suitcase in and came out, also smiled and watched this old lady from the Northeast making jokes here.

"Look, there are tens of thousands of men in Northeast China, and it's all women who have the final say." Song Jia added a more classic sentence at the end.

"Hahahaha~" Hearing the latter sentence, even Hu Xing couldn't help laughing.

The hosts watching the show all laughed and watched Song Jiabiao's jokes.

As for the audience watching the show, as long as there are girls from the Northeast, they have already ordered 666 for Song Jia at this time.

"Song Jia is quite humorous in private, and this story comes as soon as I say it." Wei Jia said with a smile.

"This is all influenced by Hu Xing. Song Jia was not like this when we first dated." As a mother-in-law, Jiang Fang clarified this point to the audience.

"Let's not talk about Song Jia, even if she is a teacher, she is usually a daughter-in-law with a good temperament."

"As a result, when she was upside down, she talked very humorously." Jiang Fang really listened to these things too much.

After finishing the joke, Song Jia went into the kitchen to help.

The sleeves have been rolled up, helping to wash the vegetables.

"Honey, if we break up and I'm going to marry another man, as my ex-boyfriend, will you come to my wedding?" Song Jia asked while washing the vegetables.

"What are you going to do?" This question made Hu Xing, who was cooking, stop and asked Song Jia.

"Go to my wedding." Hu Xing entered the appearance of a man in the Northeast in a second, speaking with a Northeast accent.

"To attend your wedding as your ex-boyfriend? To be your best man or something?!"

"Puff~" Not to mention, Hu Xing's Northeast dialect is still very charming.

Reba, who was also cooking next to her, when she heard the two people communicate in Northeast dialect, she silently smiled while cooking, and just listened to their funny comparisons without interrupting.

"It's not for me to be the best man, it's for me." Song Jia, who washes the vegetables, explained to Hu Xing with a smile.

"Oh, what does it mean that my ex-boyfriend paid you money?" Hu Xing, who understood the meaning, summed it up very brilliantly, and Song Jia, who was washing vegetables, couldn't help laughing anymore.

"What you're thinking about is so beautiful, too." As he spoke, he continued to cook, and continued to mutter: "I haven't eaten for eight hundred years? Do I have to give it to you?"

"This doesn't mean you dumped me, and you still have to earn me a sum of money in the end? Is that what you mean by knocking me a sum and spending it with your husband?" Hu Xing said, looking at Song Jia disdainfully.

"Haha~" Although I knew I was joining, Hu Xing's answer was too realistic

"This is not the last fortune." Song Jia said that this married couple was not the last fortune either.

"Oh, I dare you to say that you will earn a wave of money in the end. If you want to have a baby, please invite me to go with the money. Is that what you mean?"

"Ahaha~" Hu Xing is not stupid, he thought of this, just after he finished speaking, even Reba, who was cooking next to him, laughed out loud.

"No way, isn't there still 66 birthday?" When Song Jia said that this was the last wave of money, Hu Xing immediately said: "Fuck off, fuck off, still 66? Break up with me, If you can live past 40, it’s God’s blessing, how about six or six birthdays? Old women in Northeast China can really make trouble.”

Now that we can't continue talking, Song Jia gave up this topic.

"Haha~" He laughed while washing the vegetables, and leaned into Hu Xing's arms while laughing.

Lifting his pretty face, Hu Xing lowered his head and kissed her small mouth.

"Ah!!!!!!" Everyone in the studio, the host who was out of breath from laughing because of their chatting, all curled up their hands and feet when they saw the two kissing together again Call.

"What the hell, what the hell are these two people? One second they were chatting funny, but the next second they were showing love and kissing. This dog food is one wave after another." The chapter committee didn't know What to say.

"It's true. Hu Xing kisses his girlfriend every day. If he doesn't kiss, he will feel uncomfortable." As a mother, Jiang Fang can prove this point for her son.

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"Hu Xing said a sentence, which left us speechless the most."

"What?" As a girl, Liu Xinran was naturally curious.

"Hu Xing said: You don't have to eat food, but your wife must kiss; you can't die if you miss a meal; your wife will get terminally ill if you miss a kiss." Jiang Fang said her son's words verbatim.

"Wow, such a man is too clingy to his wife?" I really can't imagine this happening.

"He is really clingy, as long as my daughter-in-law is by Hu Xing's side, he will kiss."

"If it wasn't for our elders and family members, Hu Xing would have restrained himself. Otherwise, besides eating, sleeping and going to the toilet, he would have to kiss his girlfriend twice a minute on average."

"I remember that what my daughters-in-law agree on is that as long as Hu Xing is at home and doesn't go out, it doesn't matter if they are at home. As long as they are at home with Hu Xing, he will kiss one of them every minute."

"It's good now, because there is Xiangxiang, so when Xiangxiang will hinder and block, Hu Xing will only kiss his girlfriend every 5 minutes." As a mother, Jiang Fang knows these things quite well. .

"My God, I think all the girls would like such a boyfriend." There must be a lot of girls who like a boyfriend who likes kissing

The point is, Hu Xing is excellent in everything, such an excellent boyfriend, and he likes to kiss his girlfriend so much from time to time, any girl would like it very much.

Chapter 1716 Your Little Knife Has Been Online

"Wow, it's been a few days since I ate the food cooked by my husband, happy." Song Jia sat down with a big appetite and said that she likes the food cooked by her husband.

"I made this." Seeing Song Jia pick up the food, Reba told her that this was made by her.

"Well, I'm at the level of my husband, give us a thumbs up for our harem empress." Song Jia was very generous.

"I made this." Yun'er also showed her housekeeping skills, saying that she made this by herself.

"It's delicious, and it's also delicious." They are all made by my sister, and they are better than her own anyway.

Hu Xing took out a pot from the kitchen. This is the pot of the rice cooker, and Hu Xing took out the whole pot.

Tonight they said they want to eat bibimbap, so Hu Xing also made this bibimbap.

"Where is the bowl?" Hu Xing put on disposable gloves, and put his hands in the pot to mix the rice.

All the ingredients are put in, and the bibimbap is ready, let them come over with the rice.

Hu Xing grabbed a handful of rice and rubbed his hands together, turning the rice into a fist-sized rice ball.

Song Jia pushed the rice bowl over and asked Hu Xing to serve her.

As a result, Hu Xing rubbed the bibimbap with both hands. After making a ball, it was like throwing food for a pig. With a snap, a rice ball was thrown into the rice bowl.

"..." Song Jia, who was eating, saw that the bibimbap in the rice bowl was rubbed like this by Hu Xing, and he was in a bad mood, and said, "What the hell is this?"

"Isn't this the bibimbap you want to eat?" Hu Xing told Song Jia, this is the bibimbap you want to eat.

"Pfft~" They didn't pay attention just now, Yun'er, Xu Xian and the others looked at it, and when they saw a ball of bibimbap in the rice bowl, the soup in their mouths spurted out all at once.

"Hahaha~" After spitting out the soup, there was uncontrollable laughter.

"Come on." While Hu Xing was talking, he grabbed a handful of rice, rubbed the palms of both hands, casually, and smashed it into the rice bowl, and then pushed the rice bowl to Zhao Liying's. before.

"Haha~" Hu Xing's casual posture made everyone around the dining table cover their faces and laugh.

"Tell me, how can you serve a bibimbap in a more casual manner than feeding a dog?" Song Jia asked Hu Xing while laughing angrily.

"A good bibimbap, now you're feeding the rice...do you feed the pigs?" Zhao Liying couldn't help it anymore, and asked Hu Xing with a smile, what do you want to do.

Hu Xing himself smiled as well.

"Crack!" Another rice ball was thrown into the rice bowl with the posture and movement of feeding a pig or a dog.

"Ahaha~" The mothers of several stars in the studio, when they saw Hu Xing's casual movements, they all laughed and burst into tears.

Several hosts and flying guests, of course, also lay on the table laughing like crazy...

The audience watching the show were also confused by Hu Xing's trick.

"During the bibimbap, everyone didn't know where they were going to die. When the rice was mixed, you came over one by one. Serve the meal? Open a hammer rice, just this action, just the attitude of the canteen aunt, whether you like it or not .” Hu Xing didn’t forget to be funny when serving meals.

"Haha~" All the girls now covered their faces and leaned on their chairs laughing.

Song Jia, Zhao Liying, Yun'er, Xu Xian, Reba, Zheng Xiulu, and Chen Yu are all laughing out loud now.

I don't even need to eat. Now, I'm laughing like crazy.

"Then you can't do this, you are bibimbap for me now, just like playing with mud when I was a child."

"I lose my appetite like this." Chen Xi smiled while covering her small mouth.

"Why do you lose your appetite? Look at my daughter, she's drooling." Except for the little princess who was drooling, everyone else was laughing.

"Mom, mom~" The little princess stood on her mother's lap, pointing to the rice bowl, eager to eat.

Seeing that the child was so hungry, Zhao Liying also fed the child some food.

"It can't be my fault, can it? Whoever cooks the rice is to blame. There is too much water, which makes the rice a bit sticky." The rice is not cooked either.

"I cooked this." Chen Wei said that she was here to cook tonight's meal.

"Put less water in the future, or the cooked rice will be too sticky and unpalatable." Hu Xing, Zhao Liying, Liu Shishi, Reba, Nazha, and Yun'er, who are often in charge of cooking, know how much water is needed for cooking. .

Chen Kui seldom cooks, so naturally he doesn't remember how to do it.

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time, and I'll ask you guys when I turn on the water." This was also the first time Chen Kui cooked at home, and the first time it ended in a semi-failure... …

After Hu Xing took off the disposable gloves, he hugged the child from Zhao Liying's arms.

"Is it delicious?" After hugging the child, he asked her if the bibimbap was good.

"It's delicious, and more." Besides milk, children will find other things delicious.

"Auntie made dinner tonight. Is there anything Xiangxiang wants to say to Auntie?" While feeding the child, he did not forget to teach the child some table manners.

"Thank you, Auntie." Sure enough, the little princess was smart enough to know that her father was implying that she wanted to say thank you to the cook.

"Well, Xiangxiang needs to eat more, so that she can quickly grow into a big beauty like her mother." Of course, Chen Wei is very happy to be thanked by the child.

"???" Auntie's praise made Xiangxiang puzzled for a while, and the child's nature was brought out at this moment, and she asked Dad curiously: "Dad, Dad, is Xiangxiang ugly?!"

"Ah? Not ugly, how could Xiangxiang be ugly? Who said you are ugly?" Hu Xing didn't understand, but told the child that no one said she was ugly.

"Then, why does everyone say that Xiangxiang looks like her mother?" While eating, Xiangxiang said something that surprised everyone and stopped eating.

"..." Especially Zhao Liying, a mother, was still thinking about this sentence.

"Huh ha ha~" Hu Xing, who was the first to react, was the first to understand what his daughter meant.

"Hahaha~" 0.6 When Hu Xing laughed, everyone else opened their mouths and laughed loudly.

"..." Zhao Liying slapped her chopsticks on the table with a slap, and rolled her eyes speechlessly. It was obvious that she was about to explode because of her daughter's complaints.

"Haha~" In the studio, Jiang Fang, who is a grandma, has already burst into tears from laughter at her granddaughter's words.