Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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But on the other side, Xie Na who was sitting in the car was flustered.
"Why did Hu Xing know it was me all of a sudden?" Xie Na was very flustered, this was nothing like the sense of mystery she had imagined?
But the photographer of the column team just smiled and said nothing, seeing what Xie Na would do.
At Mushroom House, Hu Xing and the others didn't leave, they were all waiting by the phone, waiting for Xie Na to call again.
I will definitely call again, Xie Nadu hasn't ordered yet.
"Dididi~" Sure enough, within two minutes, the phone rang again.
"Hello." Hu Xing still turned on the hands-free this time, but he didn't say anything.
"Hello, this is Hangzhou No. [-] Hospital. Your girlfriend is sick and hospitalized. Please transfer the money to pay for medical expenses and bed expenses." Xie Na still changed her voice, not her own.
"If we don't transfer the money, then we will unplug the oxygen tube." Xie Na, this is a phone call pretending to be a scam gang.
"Then you pull it out." Hu Xing asked Xie Na to pull it out.
"Ah? Isn't she your girlfriend?" These Xies were a little flustered, why didn't Hu Xing play cards according to the routine.
"Yes." Hu Xing admitted it.
"If it's your girlfriend who doesn't save her, are you still a man?" Xie Na asked angrily.
"I just want to change my girlfriend recently. If I don't save her, I can change my girlfriend justifiably. It's very good." Hu Xing replied like this, making Xie Na hang up the phone again.
But He Jiong and the others were on the verge of laughing.
The viewers in front of the TV were all overwhelmed by the rivalry between these two hostesses who are notoriously unreasonable in variety shows.
Hu Xing is notorious for not playing cards according to common sense when doing shows; Xie Na is famous for not playing cards according to common sense among female hosts.
When these two people are together, who is the best?Now it can be confirmed, Xie Na can't play Hu Xing.
Xie Na who hung up the phone said, "Is this unscientific? It's not the plot development I thought at all."
Two minutes later, Xie Na called again,
"Hello, is this Mushroom House?!" Xie Na was a little more normal this time, but his voice still changed.
"Where, where are you?!" Hu Xing asked Xie Na again.
"Hahaha" I couldn't help it anymore, after Xie Na's iconic laughter came out, I became more certain.
"How do you know it's mine?" Xie Na really couldn't figure it out.
"The audience all over China watched this show, and they all know that you will be invited as a guest in the last episode of Longing for Life; how do you think I know?" Does this need more explanation?
"How is it possible?" Xie Na was still talking stubbornly.
"You'll know why after watching the show." Hu Xing didn't say much, and asked her, "What dishes do you want?"
"I want a steamed Jinxiu lobster." Xie Na was not polite, and ordered an extravagant dish.
"I'm sorry, we don't have Splendid Lobster, but we have Braised Snake Head here." Hu Xing deliberately named a disgusting dish.
"Haha~" Xie Na knew that Hu Xing did it on purpose, and then changed another one: "Is there a Buddha jumping over the wall?"
"There is no Buddha jumping over the wall, and the bone is shredded and stir-fried, or?" Hu Xing said something even more exaggerated.
"Puff~" When Zhao Liying, He Jiong, and Huang Lei heard the name of the dish, they all fell to the floor laughing and looked at Hu Xing.
"Cut the bone into shreds, haha~ Hu Xing, are you laughing at me to death?" The audience in front of the TV were all taken aback by the name of the dish Hu Xing gave.
"You can also shred the bone and stir-fry, so let's order this, shall we?!" Xie Na ordered this dish following Hu Xing's order.
"We have tube bones here, so you are here, you have to shred it for us." How could Hu Xing be caught by Xie Na so easily.
"Why did I cut it? Didn't you do it?!"
"Yeah, we are responsible for doing it, but as a guest, we have to help, right?!"
"So, I'll hand over the shredded bone to you, stir-fry, and we'll do it." Xie Na was speechless with Hu Xing like this.
"Hu Xing, how did I find out that you are really getting uglier?!" Xie Na deliberately wanted to argue with Hu Xing.
"What? From your point of view, Sister Na intends not to come here, but is just on the way. This is going to quarrel with me, right?!" Hu Xing asked Xie Na very calmly.
"Then what's the matter? Can't you? Just now you said I'm a womanizer, and I said you're ugly, isn't that too much?" Xie Na felt that he hadn't suffered a disadvantage.
"Yeah, I, Hu Xing, are getting uglier and uglier now, thanks to you I'm getting more and more goddess."
"Which of us is now a goddess. Calcium deficiency since childhood, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, left cheek twitches, right cheek kicks, donkeys kick when donkeys see donkeys, pigs see pigs trample, pretty face is as thin as knees." Hu Xie Na was dumbfounded after Xing's communication.
"Hahaha~" He Jiong fell to the ground laughing with his stomach in his arms.
"I, you, you are too cruel, Hu Xing?!" Xie Na said very speechlessly.
"Who told you that I'm ugly?" Hu Xing said very annoyed, and added: "If it was before, I can admit it without thinking about it."
"But can it be the same now? I am the one who is going to have a daughter."
"You said I was ugly, let my daughter watch the show from now on, what should she do if she hates me?"
"I want to create a perfect image in my woman's heart. If you say I'm ugly, but if I don't hate you until you suspect that I'm world-weary, then I'm not Hu Xing."
"Let me tell you, if you don't come today, if you are coming, I will definitely hate you from morning to night."
"Let you say I'm ugly, I'll let you say I'm ugly." Hu Xing's temper came up, and he was quite cute.
The audience watching the show, while laughing out loud, are still mourning for Xie Na. Today is a hard day, Xie Na.
If you are caught by Hu Xing, you don't even think about running away, even Zhao Liying and Di Lieba are no exception.
Chapter 1014
After hanging up the phone, everyone went out, waiting for today's guest to arrive.
They came here very early today, at 10 o'clock in the morning.
Unlike the usual ones, they came to Mushroom House in the afternoon and waited for the guests to call. After they rested all night, the guests came over the next morning.
This time it was different, they came in the morning.
"Is it time to make lunch?!" Zhao Liying read the script for a while, then asked Hu Xing if it was time to make lunch?It's not too early.
"Are you hungry?!" Hu Xing also put down what he was on hand.
"Yeah." It's already this time, Zhao Liying must be hungry.
"I'm not hungry, but your daughter is about to make a fuss." Zhao Liying resorted to this trick, so Hu Xing had no choice but to obediently go to lunch.
"Teacher Huang, let's cook." Hu Xing didn't really want to do it either, because Huang Lei got a job, so let him do it well, and it would be good if he helped by himself.
Huang Lei didn't talk too much, since he could make lunch, it would be good to make lunch.
"What we eat for lunch is very important." There is nothing wrong with making lunch, but the key is what to do, which they haven't figured out yet.
"As long as it's not braised snake head and pork ribs shredded and stir-fried." Zhao Liying also grasped the stalk.
"Haha~" Speaking of these two dishes, He Jiong found it very funny.
Only Hu Xing could think of the name of this kind of dish, otherwise who else could have thought of it?
"Then let's eat something simple." Huang Lei said to eat something simple, and Hu Xing and the others were not picky.
It would be nice to have something for lunch, of course I won't be picky.
While they were making lunch, a car stopped outside.
After Xie Na got off the car, he looked at the mushroom house in front of him and prepared to go in with his luggage.
But when she came to Mushroom's door and looked at the wooden sign of "Mushroom House" above the door, she had a flash of inspiration.
"Do you have a pen?" The director of the column group didn't know why Xie Na was looking for a pen.
But he still gave Xie Na the signature pen on his body to see what she was going to do.
After Xie Na got the pen, he crossed out the word Mushroom House on the wooden sign, and wrote the word 'Xie House' next to it.
It means that this is no longer the Mushroom House, this is already Xie Na's mansion.
They even tampered with the rules of life in the mushroom house.
Xie Na did this secretly, and even carefully took a look at the situation inside the mushroom house.
When Xie Na was peeking, Hu Xing just heard a sound.
Turning around, I saw someone outside the small wooden door of the mushroom house.
"Thank you, it's enough to change it almost, don't go too far." Hu Xing said directly to the outsiders.
"Haha~" Xie Na didn't expect that he would be discovered.
"What to change?" Xie Na knew that he had been discovered, so he quickly changed the pen to the director, and walked in himself, the dead duck was stubborn.
"Changing what? With your character, did you change the Mushroom House to 'Xie's House' or something similar when you saw the wooden sign outside the Mushroom House?" Hu Xing's guess made Xie Na stared at Hu Xing with wide eyes.
"No, no, no, how do you know?" Xie Na was very surprised. How could Hu Xing know that he just changed it, and he said it so accurately?
"Nonsense, among the artists in China, the only one who can do this kind of thing is you with a thick skin, otherwise, who else can do it?" Can't stop
"Isn't Chen He skinny enough? But last time he came, he didn't change like this."
"Does Sun Honglei play cards according to common sense? Isn't that bad enough? Didn't they do it last time?"
"Just thank you, thick-skinned, wherever you go, you will regard it as your happy base, do whatever you want, and do whatever you want."
"The Mushroom House is another mansion. With your IQ and knowledge, you can't think of a name with such a connotation as the Mushroom House. In the end, you will be thick-skinned, write your surname on it, and then find a 'Mansion' came to be called."
"Because writing 'Xie Fang' doesn't sound good, and 'Xie's family' doesn't sound good, so you want to pick someone with culture, and after thinking about it, you think of 'mansion', and finally write 'Xie's house', Then you are very satisfied and absolutely, this is your style, isn't it?!" Hu Xing's analysis made Xie Na feel really terrible.
Ninety-nine percent of the analyzes were correct.
This person's IQ is simply off the hook, right?Otherwise, how could the analysis be so clear.
"Hahaha~" When he saw Xie Na's dull face, wanting to refute but unable to refute, He Jiong knew that Hu Xing hit everything.
"It's terrible, Hu Xing's psychological analysis; he is simply the king of analysis." He Jiong lamented that Hu Xing's analytical ability is almost invincible.
"No way, let me tell you, Xie Na is the only woman who is not my girlfriend, but still sends me WeChat chats every day."
"Really, if you talk to her a lot, you will get a clear idea of her personality. Through her personality and then observing her behavior, you can easily see through some of her thoughts." The relationship between Hu Xing and Xie Na is really true. is good.
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