Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"There was also another time when Song Jia's mother celebrated her birthday. That night, when we were about to leave after we celebrated her mother's birthday, Song Jia wore those pants with a hole in them and yelled at her mother: Mom! , let's go."
"Hearing that we were leaving, Song Jia's mother looked over, pointed at Song Jia fiercely and said, "Stop, what kind of pants are you wearing? Take the cover off and expose it?" Hu Xing imitated again Northeast dialect, imitating Song Jia's mother again.
"Hearing what my mother said, Song Jia said: Oh, I'm not cold..."
"Song Jia said so, and her mother took a deep breath and stared: Stubborn! I grew up eating papa, just like your dead father, so you are stubborn!!!!" Hu Xing not only imitated his tone, but even his expression Also imitated very well.
"Ahaha~" Now it's time to get down to the bunker, except for Hu Xing in the mushroom house, including all the staff of the column group, all bowed down with their stomachs in their arms and laughing.
The two women, Zhao Liying and Xie Na, were already laughing so hard that they couldn't even catch their breath.
"Haha~" He Jiong and the others laughed and doubted life. One can imagine how funny Song Jia's family is.
"Okay, okay, don't talk anymore, if you continue talking, I will faint from laughter." Xie Na quickly waved his hand to tell Hu Xing not to continue telling the truth.
"I said so much, in fact, to tell everyone that the people in the Northeast are really very interesting."
"It's fine even if he's not humorous, but as long as he's from the Northeast and can speak the Northeast dialect, he has his own sense of humor and humor." Hu Xing's evaluation made the audience in the Northeast very proud.
Northeast dialect is indeed very interesting, and it is funny with sturdy.
"Actually, everyone is a celebrity, isn't it common to give compliments to other celebrities?" Hu Xing asked He Jiong and the others.
"Yeah, isn't this necessary? A friend posted a Weibo, of course you have to like it."
"Once, a friend of mine posted a Weibo, and I liked it."
"When Song Jia saw it, she asked me: Does she look as good as me?"
"I said no."
"Song Jia asked again: Is she as tall as me?"
"I said no!"
"Song Jia also asked: Is it because my long legs are not as good as hers?"
"I said no; but Song Jia said to me: Since there is no, why don't you give her a thumbs up?"
When Hu Xing finished speaking, everyone laughed wantonly again, and the laughter couldn't be stopped at all.
It seems that there is a kind of appearance that is about to laugh out of breath.
But there is no way, the things Hu Xing said are too funny.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, in short, what Hu Xing said was very funny to everyone.
When watching Hu Xing's show, you don't care whether his funny things are true or not, as long as you think it's funny.
Chapter 1017 It's Regretful To Have You Alone
"Okay, okay, don't talk about Song Jia anymore."
"Otherwise, I'm a guest on this episode, and Song Jia is going to be a guest." Xie Na hurriedly told them to stop, so he couldn't continue talking about Song Jia.
She was originally a guest, but why is it more interesting to become Song Jia now?
"Father, Sister Jia's phone number." Hu Xing was here to help, and Zhao Liying said that it was Song Jia who called.
"This woman really can't be said. As soon as the front foot finished talking about her, the back foot called." Hu Xing was still in the meeting and didn't have time to answer it, so let Zhao Liying answer it.
"You take it, I don't have any free hands now." Hu Xing's hands were covered with flour.
"Hello, sister." Zhao Liying answered the phone and asked Song Jia what was the matter.
"Where's Hu Xing?" Song Jia didn't know they were going to record a program today, and thought they were filming in Guangxi
"Hu Xing is meeting, what's the matter?"
"Mianmen? Aren't you filming in Guangxi?!" Song Jia felt strange...
"No, we are recording the life we yearn for today, and now we are here in Hangzhou." After Zhao Liying said this, Song Jia knew.
"Oh my god, I was thinking about going to Chongzuo to visit the class for you today, but it seems that there is no need for it now." Song Jia had a rest today, and originally planned to go to visit them.
"Hehe~ If you have time, come and play with us."
"Just now Hu Xing was talking about you." Zhao Liying invited Song Jia over to play.
"He said me? Surely he didn't say good things about me?!" Song Jia's guess was roughly correct.
Hu Xing, who was meeting at the side, smiled awkwardly at Zhao Liying beside him.
"Right, Hu Xing, speak quickly." Song Jia ordered her boyfriend to speak quickly
"Yes, I just said something about your funny behavior." Hu Xing admitted that he was indeed talking about her just now.
"I just knew, well, when will you finish recording the show?!"
"This seems to be the last recording of the first season of Longing for Life, right?!" Song Jia had heard of it before, so she knew it.
"Yes, coming here today, the atmosphere is not very good."
"Besides, a female nerve came as a guest, and she was in a bad mood." He didn't hide his feelings.
"Female nerve? Thank you?!" Speaking of female nerve, Song Jia knew it was thanks.
"Haha~ How do you know it's Xie?" Zhao Liying was also quite curious.
"Looking at the entire entertainment circle, I can't think of anyone other than Xie Na who can be said to be a womanizer by my husband." Song Jia said this, but Xie Na was not convinced: "Reba Isn't it the second one?"
"Reba doesn't count, she's at most half a womanizer."
"Reba can be considered a goddess after all, okay? It's only when she's bickering with Hu Xing on Running Man that she seems a bit nervous and funny." Song Jia still thinks of her sister very much.
"Okay, I'll hang up first, I won't disturb you recording the program." Song Jia said not to disturb them anymore.
After hanging up the phone, Hu Xing and the others continued to make lunch.
Just eat a bowl of noodles at noon, and you don't need to eat too much.
"Shall we do something this afternoon?!" Zhao Liying wanted to find something to do.
"No need, the main thing is to kill the chicken, and then we will make spicy chicken for dinner." Hu Xing wanted to eat spicy chicken, so he said he wanted to kill the chicken.
"That's right, it's the right thing to do, otherwise I'm not here to work." Xie Na felt a lot better after learning that there was no work to do.
"Hu Xing, don't you have a good relationship with Brother Jie?!" Xie Na asked Hu Xing while eating noodles.
"What's the matter?" Hu Xing was still very nervous when he suddenly asked.
"Tell me, there are so many extramarital affairs in TV dramas now, do you think Brother Jie will have this kind of thing?" As a woman, Xie Na, of course, is also worried about this kind of problem.
"Hmm~" After hearing Xie Na's worried question, Hu Xing shook his head violently: "No!"
"Why?" Hu Xing was so sure, Xie Na became even more curious about why he was so sure.
"It's enough for him to regret having one like you, how could he want a second one."
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's golden sentence commented, in exchange for He Jiong and the others laughing heartily.
"Haha~" Xie Na also laughed embarrassingly. After laughing, he asked Hu Xing viciously: "What did you say?"
"Ah? I mean, Zhang Jie regrets that he didn't meet you sooner." Hu Xing hurriedly told Xie which step to go down, and told her not to think too much.
"Can you chat? Anyway, you and I are good friends, and Brother Jie is also a buddy with you."
"How can you say such things to us?" Xie Na asked Hu Xing to see what he thought.
"Nonsense, isn't it the nonsense you asked?"
"I don't even have the most basic trust in my husband, so I won't be able to live in the future." Hu Xing said to Xie Na angrily.
"Isn't it because of the scandal recently?" Xie Na is also a woman, so she worried about it.
Because of "I Am a Singer", Zhang Jie and Deng Ziqi had scandals and extramarital affairs.
Everyone knows this kind of news is a scandal, but there is nothing to do about it.
When women face such rumors, they will feel a sense of crisis.
"It's okay, Lao Zhang is not such a person." Hu Xing was somewhat confident in Zhang Jie.
"Besides, you're not bad." Xie Na was very surprised by Hu Xing's evaluation.
"Oh? It's rare for you to praise me." Xie Na was very surprised that Hu Xing said she was not bad.
"That's right, as I said before, I like girls who love to laugh."
"Although you don't look very good, you love to laugh; although you smile like a psycho, you are indeed a lively woman; although you can be too lively, your smile is a bit ridiculous."
"But generally speaking, you are pretty good, and your heart is not bad." Hu Xing's evaluation made Xie Na very comfortable: "For example, if I am not married now, will you chase me?"
"..." Hu Xing stopped eating noodles, and said dully, "No, give me a face, are you really panting?!"
Hu Xing complained so shamelessly that He Jiong and the others laughed again.
"Seriously, just give my sister a review, okay?!" Xie Na wanted to get an answer.
"No." The answer given by Hu Xing surprised Zhao Liying, and she actually refused.
"Why don't you chase? Didn't you just say that I'm not bad? And I love to laugh."
"It's true that I like you and love to laugh, and you are indeed not bad."
"But the problem is that your character is unpredictable. If we really dated, I guess when we kissed, we kissed well, but in the end, you might bite me. After the bite, you will still bite me. Laughing next to him is like a psycho." Hu Xing's evaluation made He Jiong and the others think about it, and then laughed out the face from his mouth.
Chapter 1018 I Said I Didn't Do It On Purpose, Do You Believe It?
"Also, maybe when we are making a child, we are making it, and you may suddenly pick up a pair of scissors." If it is just a joke, then this is ridiculous.
"Haha~" Xie Na couldn't even eat noodles now.
"You really think I'm crazy?!" Xie Na slapped Hu Xing on the shoulder a few times.
"Hehe~" Seeing that she had almost eaten, Zhao Liying and Hu Xing put down the bowls and chopsticks.
"I'm full." Hu Xing also said that he was full, but he didn't eat much anyway.
"This side is a bit bland, Teacher Huang." Hu Xing and Zhao Liying were full, but Teacher He still felt that it was not enough, and he had to eat slowly.
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