Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"And then? Why is Reba smiling so weirdly?" He Jiong and the others always felt strange.

"I told my parents, I'll leave for a while, I have a stomachache, and I have to go to the bathroom."

"As a result, when I went to the bathroom, it was full of 197 people. I leaned against the wall of the bathroom. I clamped my legs for more than [-] minutes, and finally waited for a seat."

"I just went in, before I finished taking off my pants, my mother called me and said: Come back soon, son, Li Ying is finished."

"Hahaha~" After hearing what Hu Xing said, no matter who it is, they all burst into laughter again

"How is it possible? Li Ying died naturally so soon?" After He Jiong and the others finished laughing, they remembered to ask this question.

"That's right, how could it be born so quickly? I heard that it takes a long time. It's normal to have a few hours, and sometimes more than ten hours." Others also asked.

"I want to know too; that's what I thought when I went to the bathroom with a stomachache."

"It won't be so fast to have a baby, so I'll go to the bathroom first."

"But who knows, I haven't finished taking off my trousers yet. When I received a call saying that Liying had given birth, I immediately lifted my trousers and ran to the delivery room while I was running to tie my belt."

"Seeing that their mother and daughter are safe in the end, I feel relieved." Hu Xing recalled his mood at that time, not to mention how exciting it was.

"What did the doctor say, Li Ying gave birth so soon?"

"We were also surprised at the time. Later, the doctor said that the baby was very cooperative, and the fetal position was very upright. It may be that the baby was very smart during the prenatal education, so the baby came out after being very cooperative."

"It only took 37 minutes and 21 seconds from the stomachache to leaving the delivery room." Hu Xing said that the natural delivery process has made many women envious.

Everyone wants to have a baby so quickly, because the faster the birth, the less painful it will be.

The pain of childbirth is not something a man can imagine.

"This person, less than 12 hours after the child was born, immediately wrote an agreement, forbidding his daughter to fall in love early, not to fall in love before the age of 25, and not to marry far away." Reba also complained, saying that Hu Xing He just loves his daughter so much.

"Haha~ I read this. At that time, Weibo also posted the agreement. After reading this, I laughed to death." He Jiong also read this Weibo at the time.

Hu Xing also said triumphantly: "In this way, you don't have to worry about Xiangxiang falling in love early."

"Hehe~ Will your son do the same in the future?" Yun'er asked Hu Xing with a smile.

“也会写协议书，内容如下：儿子你必须要在4岁找到青梅竹马小姐姐，5岁之前牵上她的手，6岁之前带回来给爸爸妈妈见过面；7岁要抱过他；8岁要一起吃饭；9岁要一起放学；10岁要送人家小姑娘回家；11岁就必须把初吻送出去；12岁，你就可以做她父母的上门女婿了。”

"Haha~" Hu Xing is giving away his son, it's simply not the same treatment as his daughter.

"Why are daughters and sons treated so differently?" Yun'er felt ridiculous.

"Nonsense, the daughter is the lover in the previous life, and the son is the creditor in the previous life."

"To treat the lover in the previous life, of course you should love him more; to treat the creditor, he cares so much about you, as long as he is alive, he can solve the problem of food and clothing by himself." Hu Xing's father is also quite strange.

"If your son reads what you said in the future, they will see if they will take care of you when you are old." Hu Xing was not afraid of Reba's threat at all.

"I want him to take care of me? My daughter-in-law is in the group, and so is my daughter."

"I don't care if he wants to take care of me." Hu Xing was so arrogant that Reba and Yun'er were helpless.

"Actually, to be honest, a woman is a very simple animal." Tian Shu, a poet in the chef world, is about to create some literature and art again.

"Oh, why?" Mr. He was very curious to say that women are a kind of simple animals.

"Because women are like that. She will follow whoever treats her well." Tian Shu said very seriously.

"Hehe~" After hearing what Tian Shu said, Hu Xing was very perfunctory.

"If you want to say that, then I think men are more innocent." After Hu Xing finished speaking, he added: "I love whoever looks good; I love whoever has a good figure."

"Hahaha~" Hu Xing is really telling the truth. Many male audiences in front of the computer are already laughing, because what Hu Xing said is not wrong.

"Crack! Crack!" Yun'er covered her mouth with her left hand and kept laughing, but her right hand kept patting Hu Xing's shoulder.

Tian Shu also thought it was very funny. The little atmosphere he created with great difficulty was torn down by Hu Xing in the end. You said it was rude.

Reba also kept laughing.

"Hu Xing, so, if beauty is a crime, how many years do you think you will be sentenced?" Teacher He asked Hu Xing another question.

"Life imprisonment! Yes, life imprisonment! No one has ever wanted to be sentenced to life imprisonment so much as now."

"Ahaha~" It's such a good question, but Hu Xing turned it into such a funny question.

Teacher He, who asked the question, even lowered his head and laughed non-stop.

"Sorry, I seem to have asked the wrong question." He Jiong looked up at the camera and apologized to everyone.

"Then Reba, what do you think of you, how many years will you be sentenced to?" Teacher He still wanted to ask Reba.

"I don't know about Reba, but if it's Xie Na, I think it will definitely be released in court."

"Hahaha~" Everyone couldn't hold back the laughter when they heard that Xie Na was complained by Hu Xing for no reason.

Chapter 1184 Have you ever had a fight?

"What kind of evil did Nana do? Every day, Hu Xing complained in different ways; every time the complaints were so classic, people couldn't even hate them." He Jiong laughed like a madman.

"Actually, Reba is here today, and many viewers must want to know, in life, have you and Hu Xing never quarreled or had a cold war?" He Jiong will return to the normal topic.

"Yes, how could it not be, if there is no quarrel between couples in life, then it proves that something really happened." Reba said with certainty that there had been.

"Yes, we have also quarreled with Ouba, but Ouba has a principle." Yun'er who was beside him also replied, saying - she also quarreled with Hu Xing.

"What principle?"

"Hu Xing's principle is that today's affairs are finished today." Reba told everyone that this is Hu Xing's principle.

"It means that no matter how big the quarrel is, how big the awkwardness is, no matter how late it is, today's awkwardness must be dealt with today before going to bed."

"At the same time, Hu Xing is also a very reasonable person. As long as he is reasonable, he will always apologize first because of the quarrel between husband and wife, and it is all his fault." Reba looked at Hu Xing sweetly.

"There are more like this?" Huang Yan and the others were very surprised.

"A man quarrels with his own woman. If he wins the quarrel, his wife will be gone; if he loses the quarrel, his wife will still be your wife."

"Unless the man really doesn't like his wife, he will try his best to win the fight."

"If you really love a woman, you won't care about the frustration of bowing your head and admitting your mistakes in front of your wife." Hu Xing himself thinks so.

"What's more, our fights never last long."

"Every time we quarrel, he will make me laugh with all kinds of strange things." Reba said.

"For example?" He Jiong asked Reba to make a metaphor.

"Once, Hu Xing and Song Jia quarreled and ended up in a cold war."

"After the cold war for more than an hour, Hu Xing came out of the room and asked Song Jia, who was quarreling on the sofa, "Have you changed your Youku membership password?"

"Yes, my member, can't I change it anyway?"

"In the end, Hu Xing came up with a sentence: women nowadays are really, quarreling is quarreling, cold war is cold war, you change your Youku membership password, you can die after using it."

"Haha~" There was another burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone's eyes were focused on Hu Xing.

"At that time Song Jia was annoyed and laughed: Are you wrong?"

"Hu Xing just knelt down and said: Wrong, wrong, I'm sorry, I'll cook something delicious for you tonight, hurry up and give me your Youku password, "Naruto" has been updated, I want to watch it." Reba Speaking of this matter, the audience must laugh to death.

Hu Xing is so weird, how come there are such men.

"This is already the 90th funny comparison between Hu Xing and Song Jia in their private lives in "Please Take Care of the Refrigerator." He Jiong didn't want to complain, but there was no way. In the show, Hu Xing said too much and The funny incident of Song Jia getting along.

"So now, Song Jia is like the third host in our "Please Take Care of the Refrigerator"."

"No one is here, but you can hear interesting things about her in every episode."

"Yun'er, Reba, do you know? In our "Please Take Care of the Refrigerator", Song Jia and Xie Na appear most often. The former is often brought up by Hu Xing to talk about her funny things; while the latter Xie Na is Hu Xing often complains and speaks venomously."

"Their appearance rate in our show is higher than that of the star chefs sitting here." This He Jiong is not exaggerating, it is completely true.

"Really, Sister Jia is very funny in life. Although she is a goddess in front of the screen, she has a noble, sexy, charming, and elegant temperament; but in fact, in her private life, she is a woman with a funny attribute."

"In our family, Hu Xing is a man with a funny personality, and Song Jia is a woman with a funny personality; it is even no exaggeration to say that if Song Jia became a running man and became a regular female member, she would do it. better than me; combined with Hu Xing, that is the real funny couple." Reba is not exaggerating at all.

"Then it seems that we have to invite Song Jia once." He Jiong thought about when he would invite Song Jia.

"I remember one time, Sister Jia and I sent Master to school."

"But because Zhu'er had her period that day, and Hu Xing was not at home, she was not in a good mood."

"Sister Jia and I drove her to school together, but the master didn't want to go to class."

"It was April of this year. When Zhu'er reluctantly walked to the school gate, Song Jia said loudly to Zhu'er: "Master, Master, please persevere, the holiday will be in three months." .”

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"There are still three months to go on vacation, hahaha~" This is the first time everyone has heard such encouraging words.

As Song Jia's husband, when Hu Xing heard this, he was also amused by his funny girls.

"Really, the dean of students and teachers at the school gate all gave Song Jia a thumbs up, saying that she is amazing, and you are the only one who can comfort the students like this." Reba thought it was quite funny.

After talking so much and seeing a lot, He Jiong also felt that it was almost the same.

"Okay, we've talked so much, and now we're going to have a quick question and answer session with Reba, are you ready?!" He Jiong has already taken the script and is ready to start asking.

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"Okay." Reba was already ready and could start.

"The timer starts." Hu Xing took the phone and timed Teacher He.

"Which part of Hu Xing do you like the most?" The first question was so shocking that Teacher He also smirked and winked at Reba.

"Mouth." Reba didn't have time to think for a second, and answered immediately.

"In life, does Hu Xing take care of you more, or do you take care of Hu Xing more?"

"Hu Xing takes good care of me." Reba looked at Hu Xing after finishing speaking.

"After writing so many songs, did any one move Hu Xing to tears?"

"Yes! Quite a few!" Hu Xing himself couldn't help smiling, this thing really happened.

"It is said that you are Fatty, when you were the fattest before, how much was it?"

"119 pounds." Reba said that when she was the fattest, she reached 120 pounds, which frightened many viewers.