Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Hey, who is this handsome guy?" Song Jia was surprised immediately after seeing Hu Xing.
"Why did you go?" Hu Xing saw that his daughter-in-law from Northeast China had returned, and asked her where she had gone.
"Just came back from the set, what's the matter? You still dyed your hair, so aggressive?" Song Jia said while stroking her husband's hair.
"It's nothing, I just want to change the style suddenly." Hu Xing said and sat down on the sofa.
"Why don't I dye my hair too?!" Song Jia said that she also planned to dye her hair.
"You dyed your hair like an old cucumber with green paint." Hu Xing yelled at Song Jia in the most authentic Northeast dialect.
"What did you say?" Song Jia, who wanted to sit down at first, pointed at Hu Xing condescendingly when she heard Hu Xing insulting her, and asked him what he just said.
"Hahaha~" Liu Shishi, Zhao Liying and the others all smiled and looked at Song Jia.
"What does it mean that the old cucumber is painted green?" Xu Xian, Yun'er and the others really don't understand what it means, what's the point of the joke?
"It means being old and pretending to be young." Nazha covered her mouth and smiled, and gave them three explanations.
"Jiang Yingyu." Song Jia bit her lip and looked at Hu Xing fiercely.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong." Hu Xing apologized, saying that he was wrong, really wrong.
"You think I'm always?!" Song Jia asked Hu Xing, grabbing him by the collar.
"If you are considered old, do others still have jobs?" Hu Xing pulled Song Jia down and hugged her.
"You can talk." Song Jia stopped fighting with him.
"Hu Xing, if Sister Jia had a fight outside, would you go up and help?" Liu Shishi, who was sitting next to him hugging a pillow, asked a question to embarrass Hu Xing.
"Who do you help?" Hu Xing was confused by this question.
"What does it mean to help whom? Sister Jia has a fight with others and you still help others?" What Liu Shishi didn't expect was that Hu Xing would have such an idea.
"This Northeast girl is too ruthless. I call 120 for others, and I have to pay for their medical expenses." Hu Xing said angrily.
"Haha~" Song Jia laughed even more and fell into Yun'er's arms. Liu Shishi and the others didn't expect that Hu Xing would be talking about this.
Obviously, none of them thought that Hu Xing would say this, and his reaction was quite quick.
"Master, come and accompany me for a while, I haven't posted dog food on Weibo for a long time."
"Let's go, let's distribute a wave of dog food to show our presence." Hu Xing said that he would distribute dog food.
"What do you want to do?" Liu Shishi didn't know what he wanted to do, so he asked what to do.
Hu Xing gave Song Jia the phone and asked her to help record the video.
Hu Xing came out and asked Liu Shishi to lie on the floor with his right foot straightened and his left foot bent, and then asked Liu Shishi to fold his arms around his chest.
After everything was done, Hu Xing stood beside him, and then grabbed Liu Shishi's hands lying across his chest with his right hand, and grabbed Liu Shishi's bent left leg with his left hand.
Song Jia recorded a video for Hu Xing and the others, and everyone else watched it.
Under the watchful eyes of all the girls, Hu Xing directly lifted Liu Shishi up.
"Wow!!!!" Yun'er and the others were even more surprised when they saw Hu Xing mention Liu Shishi like this.
"Boyfriend power." This is the so-called boyfriend power, which can easily lift the girlfriend's weight. This is the boyfriend power.
After lifting it, Hu Xing also made a lifting and lowering movement up and down, using his girlfriend to exercise himself, this is the most cruel dog food.
In the end, Hu Xing felt that this was not difficult, and then he used both hands at the same time to lift Liu Shishi's body up quickly, so that Liu Shishi, who was lying on the bed and lifted by Hu Xing, found that her body flew to the height of Hu Xing's head, and At this time, Hu Xing had already let go.
Just when her body was falling and Liu Shishi was very scared, Hu Xing caught her with both hands, a standard princess embraced Liu Shishi.
"Puchi!" After being hugged by her husband, the princess, Liu Shishi quickly hugged Hu Xing's neck, hiding his face in Hu Xing's neck shyly and smiling coquettishly.
But Hu Xing lowered his head, found Liu Shishi's small mouth, and kissed it domineeringly and sweetly.
The whole process was filmed by Song Jia, and they all felt very sweet watching it, not to mention posting it on Weibo later, fans will be in a mood when they see it.
Chapter 1197 This Is My Bottom Line
"Boyfriend power MAX." After reading Liu Shishi's updated Weibo, fans left messages one after another.
"Hu Xing's figure is really good enough to explode. It's a relief to mention Mr. Liu."
"Master, at least you said it weighed 90 catties, right? To lift it up so easily, and toss it lightly before the princess hugs it. How strong is this arm?"
The fans were all abused by this wave of dog food.
Hu Xing also really knows how to play, and he played such tricks with his wife at home.
But Hu Xing took a selfie with his mobile phone and said, "I heard a lot of people say, who said Shanghainese can't drink? Stand up for me."
Hu Xing was recording a selfie and video, and Nazha, who was sitting next to him, stood up silently.
"Friends from Xinjiang, sit down first." Hu Xing looked at the camera, but also felt that Nazha stood up, so he looked at the camera blankly and asked Nazha beside him to sit down first.
"Also, whoever said that people in East China can't drink, stand up for me." Hu Xing looked at the camera and asked again in a serious tone, who said it.
Now, on the other side of Hu Xing, Song Jia, who was also in the camera, just stood up silently.
"Friends from the Northeast, sit down first." Noticing Song Jia stood up, Hu Xing asked her to sit down 943 first, don't be impulsive.
"..." Song Jia sat down silently, but Hu Xing looked at the camera blankly.
"Sorry, it was a bit reckless to make this video." That's all the content of the video.
But many fans who watched Hu Xing's Weibo laughed wildly in the comments.
Hu Xing in the video, not to mention how arrogant he is, wants to prove his drinking capacity to Shanghainese.
Fortunately, Gu Li Nazha, a friend from Xinjiang on the right, was the first to despise Hu Xing, a Shanghai native, for his drinking capacity; afterward, Song Jia from Harbin, Heilongjiang also stood up and despised Hu Xing, a Shanghai native, for his drinking capacity. Hu Xing, who was still despised, didn't even have the courage to challenge them.
"Now you know why the northerners are not as rich as the southerners? It's because the southerners are not good at drinking. They like to drink tea when they have nothing to do. When they drink tea, they feel poor and talk about how to do business."
"Northern people love to drink. When northerners drink alcohol, they feel like the emperor and start talking nonsense. After drinking, they feel that the universe is their own." The second half of Hu Xing's selfie video, again Make the fans laugh out loud.
"It's the truth, haha~"
"Hahaha~ It's so fun, it really is a Weibo joker."
"But I'm curious, Hu Xing, you are really married to Song Jia, will it be Song Jia who will help you drink?" Some fans are very cute, and they have considered this.
"Ait Hu Xing, I'm curious, did you kneel down when you proposed to our teacher?" A fan asked Ait Hu Xing in the comment section.
"No, I didn't kneel down when I proposed to Shishi." Hu Xing saw the WeChat message and replied to the fan.
"Why? Don't boys always kneel when they propose?" This fan felt strange. Could it be that she was wrong?no.
"Oh, it's like this, Shishi told me at the time: In the future, there will be opportunities to kneel, so forget it this time."
"Pfft! Hahaha~" After reading Hu Xing's answer, the hundreds of thousands of Weibo fans were overjoyed.
Even if Liu Shishi saw it, he turned around and slapped Hu Xing. When did she say that?
Even if they knew he was joking, the fans felt very happy.
When I come to Hu Xing's Weibo, I can always find something to play with, especially some jokes. Hu Xing's here is the funniest and most creative.
"Hu Xing, I can't figure it out. Women will always feel that they have no clothes to wear. As a man, after hearing this, what do you think you will think?" Some fans asked Hu Xing about his relationship problems.
"Men only feel that wearing clothes is unnecessary." Hu Xing replied immediately when he saw it.
"Haha~" Sure enough, Hu Xing's answers hit the nail on the head. This time, Hu Xing, the old driver, drove the car.
"There's nothing wrong with it?!" Some fans felt that what Hu Xing said was right, the truth.
"Yes, women will always feel that they have no clothes to wear, and we men will only feel that there are redundant clothes."
"Like it, Hu Xing is indeed a veteran driver." Many fans gave Hu Xing a thumbs-up.
After browsing Weibo for a while, Hu Xing stopped.
But this wave of dog food with Liu Shishi tonight really caught fire.
Many couples imitated it, and then took a video and posted it online for everyone to see.
"I'm back." Reba returned home, followed by Master Song
"I said you didn't, did you attend class for a day?" Reba went to class today, and she was taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and occasionally she would have class, but she didn't expect that she would attend class for a day today.
"It's not that I went to class for a day and went out with friends in the afternoon."
"The appointment is over, it's near the master's school, and I'm waiting for her to finish class at the school gate." Reba put down her bag.
"I'm hungry, please make me some supper." Reba wanted to have a supper.
When they said they wanted to eat supper, Song Jia, Liu Shishi, Zhao Liying, Lin Yuner, Xu Xian, Nazha, Krystal, Song Zhuer, everyone including Reba looked at Hu Xing.
It seems that they are waiting for him to agree. When it comes to eating supper, everyone is hungry.
"No, this is not as simple as a supper. It can be said that it takes a whole supper to make a supper for you foodies." Hu Xing was a little bit dumbfounded, so many people wanted to eat a supper Well, how did he manage to come here?
"Dumplings, don't you still have dumplings in the refrigerator?" Reba thought it would be nice to eat some dumplings.
"I want to eat fried noodles." Yuner said that he wanted fried noodles.
"Let me eat a little bit." Xu Xian didn't eat supper at first, but all the sisters ate it. If she didn't eat it, she would feel very hungry.
"Okay, if you are full, you will have the strength to be exported by me." Hu Xing agreed and made you a supper.
"Haha~ Anyway, I'm still a virgin, so I don't need it tonight." Yoon'er smiled and said that I don't need it tonight.
"You also come in tonight." Reba strangled Yoon'er's neck, kissed her lips, and asked her to come in quickly tonight, so that they could witness her completing her coming-of-age ceremony.
"No, so many people are watching, I don't want it." Yun'er refused, saying that he couldn't do this.
"At most, I can accept being with Xiaoxian and Xiaojing, and no more." Yun'er thinks this is her bottom line, but Xu Xian said: "In the future, any number of people can be together. Chuye, I can only accept being alone. one person."
"This is my bottom line. Besides, all the sisters can't be alone with Ouba, and they will be together when they come to me, right?!" Xu Xian thinks this is fair.
"Okay, you can do it yourself. If you can tonight, you can leave the door open for your husband and let her in." Song Jia thought that Hu Xing would not refuse.
Chapter 1198 Good and bad reviews
Now all the girls are watching TV seriously, and what they are watching is the new Condor Shooting that was just updated tonight.
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