Legend of the Giants of the Imperial Palace

"GG." Shirou raised a mysterious smile at the corner of his mouth.

Secret Skill - Chat Stream!

Chatting is the main battle, while the actions on the hands become secondary battles. Whoever invests more experience in chatting will lose the battle.

Despicable and dirty is his synonym.

Who called him Emiya Kiritsugu's child?The method is so skillful.Just like blowing up a skyscraper, it's easy.

"Senior is so cunning!" Sakura helplessly watched her health bar become empty.

"This is wrong. It's entirely because Sakura is still tooyoungtoosimple, and sometimes it's too naive. There's an old saying on the other side, that I don't say anything and make a fortune in silence. Know how to make a fortune in silence."

"You are already familiar with the operations in the game, but you still have to learn one."

"Huh?" Sakura watched Shirou perform suffocating maneuvers and fell silent. Why didn't she know that senior was such a shameless person before?

"Very well, Sakura has taken the first step towards becoming an elder."

And from the porch came the lancer's girlish scream again——

"Why are you eating Mapo tofu again today!"

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Looking at the bright red color in front of him, it looked like the warm color of the sun, but in fact this bowl of Mapo was able to bake him on the fire.

Spicy, very spicy, very spicy, to the point of suffocation.

"Don't Lancer eat it?" Mapo Kirei ate it with relish. In this world, his heart was not completely twisted, and he depended on Kiritsugu and the Mapo in front of him.

Mapo tofu made him forget all the pain and trouble. The spicy taste and rich taste always stimulated his cerebral cortex and made his glands constantly release hormones, such as the hypothalamus, which is now constantly releasing dopamine .

This kind of stimulation is the most deadly enjoyment, and that is—pleasure!

"No, it's impossible to eat, absolutely impossible! I won't eat this stuff again. After eating it yesterday, I ran from here to Xindu all night, and ran back from Xindu, only to endure the hot stomach. Come on, today, I will definitely not eat it again!"

"Huh?" Kotomine Kirei smiled, smiled happily, and got his hands out of the bowl containing Mapo tofu, "If Lancer-kun doesn't eat it, I'll bury you in the ground with only your head exposed, and then put the mapo tofu out of the bowl. Potofu is poured into your mouth, what do you think?"

"I won't give in! Don't even think about giving in! Even if I starve to death, I won't be able to eat in a coffin!"

Soon after, Lancer was lying on the table...

"Thank you for your hospitality..."

I, Lancer, salted fish, make money.Probably like this, right?

No, not salted fish, but to a new realm, that is, dead fish, right?

Lancer felt like he had nothing to fear.

"Have fun, lancer. That way you'll have enough calories for the day, and I've added some magic stuff to it."

"Father, how did you make Lancer-kun submit?" Sakura asked curiously.

"It's nothing, just tell him something about his friend." Kirei finished eating the remaining Mapo tofu in the bowl, feeling the wonderfulness of the remaining spicy taste stimulating his brain.

"Senior, I still don't understand."

"Sakura, you don't need to understand, it's probably a very bad person who used the priest's duties to blackmail the lancer."

Sakura looked at the priest, but she didn't expect that this person who looked very bad was also very bad in nature.

"To each other, Kiritsugu's son."

"Where there is, Father Joy."

"Hahahahaha."

"Clam clam clam."

Why is this so?Why am I so skilled!How did you learn tax evasion?

If you continue to evade tax like this, you will be arrested by the tax bureau and brought to justice!do you understand!

But the feeling of tax evasion is really wonderful.

Simply can not stop.

………………

Kirei left after finishing his prayers. After all, there were three tombs here.

It is really useful to use Mo Xie to dig soil, not only because the blade is sharp, but also because of the large contact area, Shirou is very handy when digging.

"If that's the case, then rest in peace, right?" Lancer lit a cigarette and exhaled a smoke ring, "I can leave with peace of mind."

"Have you figured out when to have a good fight? Lancer."

Shirou said that without caring about Lancer's surprised look.Those who have worked hard to help him, he will do his best in return, and those who want to pit him will definitely dig a bigger pit and bury the enemy in it.

He was still a cadre to sell his allies.

"You obviously use me as a tool, and I can't refuse it with your kindness, but you still do it. I agree with you, as Cu Chulainn. But let's forget it today."

Lancer tilted his head silently, feeling the mapo tofu in his stomach.

Mapo is really scary, he can't eat it anymore, the last supper must be made by Archer of Housekeeping EX to make him a delicious meal.