My Girlfriend is Yingriri

Geese are pigeon killers.

Don't get emotional.

You can do it if you say it, there is no need to discuss it.

"Senior, run!"

An Yilun also yelled, turned around and ran away subconsciously, it can't be said to be cowardly, when a person encounters danger, it is an instinctive behavior to stay away from danger.

What is instinctive behavior?

Before my head could figure it out, the two legs ran out by themselves.

At this moment, Lun also took a step ahead, and the senior was naturally at the end, so it became a desperate situation for the weak support to deal with the full-level jungler alone.

"..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu panicked.

Well, I was panicked.

She is the high-altitude flower that everyone yearns for at school, but in the eyes of the goose, she doesn't care about the high-altitude flower, the real thing is to destroy the flower with harsh hands!

Goose is a killer, so there is no emotion.

What I like most is to watch the beautiful flowers wither!

When I was a child, I lived with my grandparents in the countryside. I know that geese are terrible poultry. Although it has a flat blunt mouth and no teeth, it can make you bruise without bleeding. what!

The senior sister sat in the car for a long time and didn't eat lunch. She was inevitably exhausted, and was overtaken by the big white goose in a blink of an eye.

Seeing that he was about to be chased down by the killer goose and took a blood, Kiyosuke Hashima finally arrived, grabbed the arm of the senior sister, brought her behind him, and at the same time raised his leg to block the attack of the killer goose.

"Go to the back." Kiyosuke Hashima said in a deep voice.

The senior sister was still in shock, panting slightly, knowing that this is not the time to 'live and die together', she bit her pink lips and nodded, quickly ran back, turned her head and told: "Be careful."

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled: "Don't worry about me."

While speaking, the killer goose flapped its wings and pecked at it again. Kiyosuke Hashima blocked it with his legs just now when the incident happened suddenly, but now he raised the backpack in his hand and slowly blocked the attack.

Kiyosuke Hashima is really not afraid of geese. He raised them at home when he was a child. He knows that this thing looks fierce. In fact, he just needs to grab the neck of the goose and play with it however he wants. However, this big white goose is obviously raised by someone else, so just chase it away. , but you can't pinch your neck, it's always troublesome to accidentally kill or injure you.

As for how to deal with the berserk killer goose...it's actually very simple.

The IQ of geese is really not high, so there is the term "stupid goose", just like those zombies in Plants vs. Two are a bit troublesome, but one is super easy to deal with. Kiyosuke Hashima took a backpack to block forward, and every time it was a perfect block, it is a pity that reality is not a game, otherwise he would be able to hit the shield every time!

"..."

Yinglili and the girls stopped and were speechless.

How could he be easily played with in the applause of the poultry world's combat power that was promised!

While blocking, Hashima Kiyosuke turned his head leisurely and said, "Go a little further."

The senior sister bit her pink lips: "Go on."

After confirming that Eiriri and the others were out of the attack range of the killer goose, Hashima Kiyosuke pushed the goose back a few steps with a shield, then turned around and ran, roaring at a distance of tens of meters.

Several girls looked at Kiyosuke Hajima's back with some trepidation, but the big white goose spread its wings and chased after two steps. Because it lowered its head too hard, it quickly lost its target, so it folded its wings, turned around and left slowly.

"Okay, it's alright."

Kiyosuke Hashima checked the backpack and confirmed that it was intact, then said, "Let's go, let's go to lunch."

It's just a goose that gets in the way, it's not difficult at all.

Yinzi pursed his lips: "I saw you were pecked by that goose."

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm wearing pants."

"Junior." The senior took a light breath, raised her hand to tie the messy hair around her ears, "Thank you just now."

"It's just a small thing, it's nothing."

"That goose doesn't know what's going on, but suddenly it spread its wings and rushed up. It's so fierce." An Yilun also pushed his glasses, and couldn't help but murmur, "It is said that the fighting power of an otaku is only 0.5 goose. , the two ants may not be able to fight a goose, so it is true, I always feel that Qing Jie's fighting power has become higher..."

"..."

Now is not the time to discuss combat effectiveness at all!Didn't you see that senior sister's expression has turned from cloudy to cloudy!Hurry up and apologize to the senior you left behind, that's the real thing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

……

Had lunch.

Kiyosuke Hashima led a group of melon-eating girls towards the Hinazuru Onsen Hotel.

As soon as I arrived nearby, I saw a cute loli with stupid hair on her head looking left and right, and after spotting Kiyosuke Hashima, she ran over like a suckling swallow in a forest: "Master! (*^▽^*)"

Hashima Kiyosuke showed a smile on his face, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to smooth his hair.

Chuhe Aixiao showed the cat's happy expression after being petted, and the dumb hair on the top of his head couldn't help shaking: "Hee hee, master, touch it again. (〃'▽'〃)"

This Lolita is very interested in shogi. Every night, he will play shogi with Hajima Kiyosuke, because they have video chats every day, but they are not unfamiliar, but they are getting closer.

"stare--"

Yinzi unfolded the folding fan in his hand, squinted his eyes and emitted disgusting light.

Kiyosuke Hashima coughed lightly and explained, "Ai is actually a younger sister."

A nine-year-old little loli, if she isn't treated as a younger sister, what else can she be?

"..."

The air was suddenly quiet.

A series of subtle eyes looked over.

A drop of cold sweat fell from the top of Kiyosuke Hashima's head, and he suddenly realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said.

The senior sister smiled and said, "Well, the younger generation seems to only write novels about younger sisters."

Ying Lili crossed her arms and said, "Sure enough, every sister-con is a lolicon."

Yinzi: "Let's apologize by cutting open my stomach."

Chapter 214 Loli is really awesome (second more)

Lori Ai was puffing her cheeks at first, wanting to reaffirm her status as an apprentice, but when she heard that Kiyosuke Hashima was a "hopeless sister-in-law", she immediately hugged Kiyosuke Hashima's right hand, her big eyes bent into There are two crescent moons.

"As long as the master likes it, I can play it no matter if it's an apprentice or a younger sister."

It's fine to act in your true colors, besides apprentice and younger sister, what kind of identity do you want!

"Has Master had lunch?" Ai Jiang raised her face and asked.

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled: "I just ate."

"Then master, let's go to the hot spring first, and I will play shogi with you later."

"it is good."

"Master, Master." The clear and tender voice sounded like a lark, "I heard from Sister Guixiang that you are going to join the Duan soon?"

Kiyosuke Hashima responded, "I just got the qualification to join the stage."

Whether you can enter the stage or not, you have to participate in the promotion competition. Before the conclusion of the matter, never speak big words, otherwise you will be easily slapped in the face.

"Cheer up, Master!" Loliai's eyes sparkled, "I will go to the scene to cheer for Master."

Kiyosuke Hashima was speechless: "No need to go, you study hard and concentrate on class."

"I don't want it." Chu Heai wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose, "I know all the knowledge in the book at a glance."

Kiyosuke Hashima praised: "Xiao Ai is really smart."

"Hee hee. (*^▽^*)"

So far, the conversation has been normal.

As a result, the next moment is abnormal!

"Master, Master, hurry up and become a professional chess player, then I can move out and live with Master!"

"..."

Applying cohabitation to a nine-year-old little loli is terrible no matter how you look at it!Will be invited to the police station for tea! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Xiao Ai broke her fingers and said, "When the time comes, I will wash, cook, and clean for the master..."

I'm sorry, the housework you mentioned can be done by myself, and I don't need your help at all!

"Well, there is also a warm bed. Didn't the master say that he likes to hug pillows when he sleeps?" Xiao Ai's innocence made Kiyosuke Hashima hover on the edge of social death, "I can be a pillow."

"..."

A series of disdainful gazes looked over, causing a big drop of cold sweat to fall on Hashima Kiyosuke's head.

"Mr. Junior, starting in three years, the maximum penalty is death."

"Pervert lolicon."

"Apologize by caesarean section, hentai."

Hashima Kiyosuke resolutely refused: "You can't."

"Eh, why?"

"Because I already have a pillow candidate."

"..."

A word made the air suddenly quiet.

Takuri, who was so disgusted just now, hurriedly dodged his eyes, worried that Kiyosuke Hashima would say something strange on the spur of the moment.

"Master..." Little Lolita's voice sank, her eyes were covered with a layer of gray, and she said quietly, "Who is that person you are talking about?"

"..."

Kiyosuke Hashima twitched the corner of his mouth, and said decisively, "It's a body pillow I bought."

"I'll take a bath first, and play chess after the bath."