My Girlfriend is Yingriri

That's right, it's not tired, it's sour.

Although she is not a sports girl, the physical fitness of the senior is not bad, she can beat two pears, and cleaning is not tiring, but her shoulders will be sore.

There is no way, there are gains and losses, and at the same time as breasts are big, they will also bear the burden that girls with poor breasts cannot understand. To use an idiom to describe it, that is 'bear the burden of breasts'.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu gently rubbed her shoulders, opened the laptop on the table, and prepared to write something.

three minutes later.

"Forget it." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu silently closed the notebook, "I'll write it tonight."

Writing is something that requires concentration, and it is best to be locked in a small dark room alone, which is why the senior sister rents a house instead of an ordinary single apartment.

At this moment, the sound of pots and pans colliding could be heard from time to time in the kitchen.

The rattling sound of the faucet rinsing something.

The 'sizzling' sound of cooking and hot oil colliding in a pan.

There is also a seductive fresh fragrance lingering on the tip of the nose, which makes people unable to calm down at all.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu propped his chin with one hand, turned his eyes lightly, and looked into the kitchen.

under bright light.

Hashima Kiyosuke, wearing a light blue dolphin apron, was carefully wiping the dishes and plates. The range hood had been turned on, and the wisps of smoke in the frying pan were sucked away as soon as they rose.

Fat Orange ran out of the cat bag at some point, slipped into the kitchen, sat on the floor, looked up at Kiyosuke Hajima blankly, raised his paws in a bow from time to time, completely ignoring the aloofness just now for the sake of food image.

The house, which is usually a little deserted and only the TV can make sound, now has a real smell of fireworks.

It feels...not annoying.

Or very reassuring.

"Ok?"

Kiyosuke Hashima's five senses were sharp at the moment, and he noticed that his senior was looking at him all the time, so he took the time to look into the living room, and asked with his eyes, "What are you looking at?"

The senior sister blinked her eyes, stretched out her hands to hold the hem of her skirt, got up and walked to the kitchen door, and stood by the door.

"My lord, do you want me to help?"

"No need." Kiyosuke Hashima continued to wipe the bowls and chopsticks, "Just wait and eat."

In a sense, there is no difference between the senior sister and the fat orange on the ground. She doesn't need help, as long as she doesn't make trouble.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu hugged her chest with one hand and her chin with the other, and she didn't turn around to leave: "Mr. Junior, I want to apologize to you."

"Apologize for what?"

Kiyosuke Hashima watched vigilantly, if Ebina said he was apologizing, then he was really apologizing, for senior sister... the fox must have no good intentions in wishing the chicken a new year.

"When I was in the supermarket before, I shouldn't have said that the younger generation is my younger brother. I feel very sorry for hurting the heart of a young girl..."

I didn't see where you felt sorry for, and I didn't ask you to sit down when I apologized, at least show a little apologetic expression!

The senior sister licked the corners of her pink lips, and continued: "After all, the younger generation looks older than me, and the identity of the younger brother is easy to be suspected. You should call..."

I don't know what the senior sister is going to say, but she didn't run away because she wanted to make trouble, Kiyosuke Hashima interrupted: "So I'll call my brother next time."

"impossible!"

Senior sister raised her eyebrows and blurted out.

As the only daughter of Kasumigaoka's family, she doesn't have an older brother, not even a cousin, but Lixiang is a cousin at the bottom.

All these years since I was a child, I have never called someone else's brother, and now I don't even think about it.

Kiyosuke Hashima said: "There are no absolutes in the world."

The senior sister narrowed her eyes, gently rubbed her silver teeth, and said with a smile: "Your junior can try it."

"Just try it."

Hashima Kiyosuke is naturally not afraid of his senior sister causing trouble.

"Is the cherry blossom with the earliest flowering time Kawazu cherry or Yoshino cherry?"

"Kawazu Sakura."

"Who will ripen first, the peach or the pear?"

"peach."

"Which is sweeter, watermelon or apple?"

"watermelon."

"..."

They are all common sense questions that don't require thinking. Kiyosuke Hashima and his senior sister asked and answered them very quickly.

"Husband and elder brother, who is not related by blood?"

"Nissan..."

As soon as the words were spoken, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu realized it, but unfortunately it was too late. Naturally, there was no way to take back the words and the water that was spilled.

Kiyosuke Hashima turned around and continued cooking.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu bit her pink lips, turned around silently and walked towards the living room.

"Hold on."

"Don't be angry."

"Once you get angry, you lose completely..."

The senior sister clenched her fists tightly and resisted the urge to bite: "How can you not be angry!"

"One day, let the younger generation call you master!"

……

After dinner, the kitchen was cleaned up, and the next step was the most important task of catching mice.

Senior sister poured a cup of barley tea for Kiyosuke Hashima, "Has Fatachi ever caught a mouse?"

"No."

"Where's the mouse toy?"

Kiyosuke Hashima shook his head: "No."

Fat Ju’s toys are mainly bought by Zhai Li, such as cat teasers, massagers, painted eggs, etc. The senior sister is afraid of mice, and Zi Li certainly doesn’t like them, so there are no toys that look like mice.

The senior sister pursed her pink lips, looked down at the orange cat playing with its tail at her feet, with a slightly difficult expression on her face, "How can I make Fat Orange understand my current mission?"

The language barrier is the biggest problem. Fat Ju is not a robot cat, pointing where to go. Before eating, the senior sister tried to let Fat Ju catch a mouse. Unfortunately, Fat Ju didn't do anything except play with his tail.

Kiyosuke Hashima thought for a while and said, "Show Fatachi a cat movie?"

The so-called cat movies are actually not for cats to watch, but for people to watch. Most of the content is about cat owners eating, drinking, sleeping, interacting with shit shovel officers, etc. Nowadays, there are more and more people who suck cats , the number of similar cat movies has exploded exponentially, and it has almost become an era when everyone raises cats.

Kiyosuke Hashima summed up the reason why so many people raise cats—distance produces beauty.

Cats are cute animals, yes, but they are not inhumane. They will shed hair, destroy furniture, make noises when they can’t sleep at night, picky eaters, need to shovel shit, and scratch people when taking a bath. Many of them are high on the Internet. People who say 'so cute, I really want to raise', if they really let them raise a cat, they will probably lose interest or even get bored in a short time.

"Watching cat movies?" Senior sister nodded, "It sounds good, let's try it first."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu took the laptop, turned on the computer, and started to search for keywords. Tens of millions of indexes appeared on the webpage, and the top ones were "How to Make a Cat an Internet Celebrity", "Cat Language Six Books like Level [-]: From Getting Started to Quitting" sell quite well on Amazon.

The senior sister looked at the "Cat Language Level Six" and complained: "I always feel that the blonde loser should have bought this book."

"..."

Kiyosuke Hashima had nothing to say.

Because Tari actually bought this book.

Last week, when I went to deliver milk tea to Zhai Li and help tidy up the room, Kiyosuke Hashima did read this "Cat Language Level Six".

"Tsk, you are obviously an English idiot, but you still want to learn cat language." Kasumigaoka Shiwa folded her hands on her chest, and she had already got the answer from Kiyosuke Hashima's reaction, "Someone who insists on challenging the difficulty of hell really has someone Abusive physique?"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked at the senior, and said with a blank expression: "Stop talking, stretch your face over."

Chapter 428

"Look at the online live broadcast of NICONICO first..."

The senior sister clicked on the video link on the search page, and a series of cat-related videos came into view.

"Provide massage services online, work hard to make money, buy small dried fish..." The senior sister glanced at the title, because the cover is an orange cat, and she was a little curious, "Let's see what it is."

Kiyosuke Hashima picked up Fat Tachibana and placed it between himself and his senior sister, and the two looked at the computer together.

The screen turns.

The first thing that catches the eye is a large barrage, which is one of the biggest features of NICO. Of course, most video sites nowadays have barrage functions. In addition to sharing and watching movies, social functions are equally important.

"Front row, front row."

"Still working overtime, I really want to have a Migu to help me massage when I get home."

"I want a fox girl who can make fried tofu, I want a knee pillow, and I want a hug."

"Go upstairs and wash up and go to sleep. Inari God will not respond to such a rude request."

"Real-time data: Migu has stepped on a total of [-] times since the start of the broadcast, which is five times less than yesterday. If you are in a negative state, you should give half a small fish to increase your mood."

"..."

Because it is a popular live broadcast room, the number and density of bullet screens are very high. Fortunately, it does not affect the viewing of the live broadcast. Kiyosuke Hashima only took a look and figured out what the so-called "working to earn a living" is. mean.

The orange cat in the live broadcast is providing massage services for cat slaves.

The massage tools are two front paws.

The object of the massage... is the fat polymer on the chest of the cat slave.

That's right, it's commonly known as "stepping on milk". This behavior is a kind of instinct for kittens to increase maternal secretion in childhood. For cats, it is a kind of pastime and enjoyment. For cat slaves... it is supreme kind treatment.

In the live broadcast, the girl with a cat stepping on milk wears a big mask, only revealing a pair of eyes and a smooth and fair forehead. She should be young in age, but Oupai does not match her body shape. Evil poor breasts, even if the cat owner is in a good mood and is willing to provide massage services, there is nowhere to lay his claws.