My Girlfriend is Yingriri

"Eh eh?"

"Ju, it's actually..."

"It's the real-life kissing show I watched last time."

Kiyosuke Hashima looked at the TV and quickly recognized the variety show on TV. The night Megumi Kato met the underwear thief, he had come to stay overnight. The three of them watched this show at night.

The content of the program is very simple. In each episode, a few pairs of strange men and women will be found for a random pairing test. The content of the test is 'whether a man and a woman can fall in love just by kissing'.

The test is divided into five rounds, and each round has one minute to kiss the other party. It is up to the parties to choose whether it is just a lip-to-lip touch or a viscous kiss in which saliva is exchanged.

Kiyosuke Hashima thought that this show, which was obviously playing around the corner, was already cool, but now it seems that instead of being cool, it seems to be getting more and more popular.

"Hey, Ebina has seen this show?" Xiao Bu asked curiously, "I rarely watch TV at home, so I haven't watched it yet."

Ebina hesitated and said, "Look, I've seen it."

"What are these people testing for?"

"Test, test..."

There was steam whining from above Ebina's head, and the word 'kiss' couldn't be uttered when it came to his lips. For Ebina, kissing and H are words of the same magnitude.

Without Ebina's explanation, the show quickly got to the point.

Xiao Bu opened his eyes wide, watching the strange men and women hugging each other and kissing each other on TV, a slight blush appeared on his face.

"What, why is there such a program!"

"Kiss with a stranger you don't know, and test whether there will be love just by kissing..."

"Emotions are cultivated slowly. Love at first sight is nothing but love at first sight. What is cultivated in this way is not love, but lust!"

"..."

The living room quickly fell silent, and the expressions of the girls were all different.

Ebina's eyes wandered, his face was flushed, and he looked away in a panic after watching the TV.

Kirie's body is tense, the little high school student looks emotionless, but in fact she is quite shy and shy girl, now watching others kissing on TV, her fists are tightly clenched, and there is a trace of love in her eyes. flickering panic.

Student Shengren sitting on the frosty sky was the most calm, watching the TV calmly, showing no reactions such as shyness or blushing.

Finally, there is the house pear.

No matter how shy Ebina and the others are, they are not as strong as Yinglili—a few school girls have no experience and rely on visual brain supplementation, but Yinglili is different. When someone else kisses, a numbness, as if a feeling of electric shock arises between the lips again.

Kiyosuke Hashima turned his head to look at Eriri, her lips were moist like pink cherry blossoms, and people couldn't help but want to lean forward and take a small bite. The softness, delicateness and sweetness of that day will never be forgotten.

"Pervert sister control!"

Ying Lili folded her hands in front of her chest, watching TV as if nothing had happened, but there was a blush on her cheeks that could not be stopped quietly, and she turned her head to stare at Kiyosuke Hashima while no one was paying attention, the little tiger teeth at the corners of her mouth gleamed coldly: "What are you looking at? I Haven't called the police yet!"

Kiyosuke Hashima's eyes signaled: "It takes five times for others to test whether kissing will produce feelings, so..."

"No reason!" Ying Lili showed a super fierce expression, "If there is another time, I will beat you to death!"

I'm sorry, but with your powerless physical strength, if you stand still and let you beat me with Whirlwind, you won't lose blood.

After the first round of kisses, the host conducted an interview, followed by the second round.

This time, even Xiao Bu couldn't hold it anymore, just now it was just a simple touch of lips, but in the second round, he actually stuck out his tongue directly.

"Ha, haha..." The hamster's face was blushing, and he picked up the remote control decisively, "If none of you want to watch it, I changed the channel?"

"..."

Except for Kato, who was calm and breezy, a group of melon-eating girls shook their heads in unison. This wet kissing method was really terrifying.

Xiao Bu quickly changed the channel, finally cooling Ebina down, but the embarrassing atmosphere in the air could not dissipate for a while.

time flies.

"Buzzing."

The phone vibrated suddenly.

"It's my cell phone..." Xiao Bu took out the cell phone, looked down, and said with bright eyes, "My brother sent me a message saying that he is back."

Kiyosuke Hashima nodded and said, "Go back and verify Eiriri's conjecture."

Previously, Tari speculated that the bad luck of immunity might be related to the boys, not Kiyosuke Hashima, so he happened to take his younger brother Taihei Doma as the test object.

"The time is set for half an hour." Kiyosuke Hashima said, "If you encounter trouble, please call me."

"Don't worry, senior."

Xiao Bu responded, picked up his schoolbag and walked out, waved his hand and said, "Everyone, wait for my news."

"Goodbye, little buddy."

As the hamster buried left, the living room suddenly became quiet. Kiyosuke Hashima suggested: "Let's not talk about the situation over there for now...it's getting late, you should take a bath when you have to, and change your clothes."

"Senior." Ebina raised his hand and said, "Can Kirie and I go back to wash?"

You must take a shower. It’s early summer and the weather is getting hotter. If you don’t take a shower after playing football, you will feel really uncomfortable.

"No problem." Kiyosuke Hashima said warmly, "But be careful."

"Yeah." Ebina looked at Kato and Tari, and said in a low voice, "...Well, Eirari-senpai, Hui-senpai, do you want to come together?"

Ying Lili twitched the corner of her mouth lightly, and resolutely refused: "No, it's too late to wash together, you two go wash."

When she was collecting material for "The Warmth of the Moon" last month, Eiriri had already set a warning in her heart that she could not take a bath with Ebina, it was impossible in this life.

Taking a bath with this big-breasted school girl who beat her ten times in terms of breast volume, the spirit will definitely be irreversibly damaged!

Chapter 474 Get out of the way, I'm going to tune/teach a certain girl

After Ebina and Kirie left, the living room suddenly became quiet.

"Which of you two will take a shower first?"

Kiyosuke Hashima asked.

"That..." Ying Lili hesitated, and looked at Kato Megumi, "Kato, why don't you take a bath first?"

Because of a well-known reason, but I can’t say it, and it will blow my hair if I say it, Eriri doesn’t want to take a bath with other people, Ebina can’t, Kato Megumi can’t either——

When she was traveling in the hot springs, she already knew that the "average" sage classmate on the surface is actually a girl who "looks thin when dressed, but has flesh when undressed".

It is someone who is far ahead of him in the equivalent level, and he does not want to compete on the same stage at all.

In addition, there is another reason that cannot be said. After taking a bath, the defense is greatly reduced. In order to prevent a certain girl-control moron from suddenly losing his mind and turning into a werewolf, he must be more vigilant.

"Hey, no problem."

Megumi Kato would never reject others, upon hearing this she put away her phone, looked up at Kiyosuke Hajima, and wrote casually: "I'm going to take a shower first."

Kiyosuke Hashima nodded and said, "Be careful."

……

Soon there were only Kiyosuke Hashima and Eriri left in the living room.

"I'm so tired, I'm exhausted."

Zai Li, who had been pretending to be an elegant young lady, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the sofa regardless of her image.

"Do you want me to give you a massage?" Kiyosuke Hashima looked at Tari.

"It's a massage in name, but in fact it's all about taking advantage of girls through physical contact?" Ying Lili complained mercilessly, "Don't even try to get close to me, sister-in-law moron."

"That's it."

The massage that is serious, relaxing tendons and activating blood becomes an advantage in your mouth. Hurry up and apologize to those masseuses who have worked so hard to learn their skills!

"Come here." Ying Lili sat upright suddenly, and pointed to the sofa in front of her.

Kiyosuke Hashima was puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"Let you sit down."

Ying Lili clasped her hands in front of her chest, raised her pretty face, revealing a snow-white and slender neck, and the corners of her pink lips suddenly rose slightly, revealing half of her teeth: "Do you know why I came here this time?"

"Take the notebook back?" Kiyosuke Hashima guessed.

"It's not the book!" Ying Lili complained, "Although I haven't finished reading that book, I can already guess the content behind it."

As expected of the old Si Ji, if you flip through a few pages of the book, you can tell at a glance whether it is a heavy-tasting tauren book or an ordinary love book, the hamster can only lift your shoes for you!

Kiyosuke Hashima asked puzzled, "Then what are you going to do?"

"Humph!"

Eriri raised her snowy chin, snorted triumphantly, then held the phone in front of Kiyosuke Hashima, with a sweet and sweet voice: "Look for yourself."

"..."

Kiyosuke Hashima looked at the phone and was quickly speechless.

The mobile phone played a small video of Zhai Li’s collection. The content showed two people training a dog. One man was squatting on the ground with a short-legged corgi sitting next to him. The other man was holding a bag of snacks in Hashima. Under Qing Jie's observation, the man squatting next to the corgi suddenly let out a 'bark', then shook hands, and finally opened his mouth to eat a snack.

The same operation was repeated several times, and the short-legged corgi next to him quickly learned the skill of "begging to be fed", and suddenly barked, and then successfully got the food.

"Have you finished reading it?" Ying Lili put away her phone, with a smug smile on her face, "Do you have any thoughts?"

"Not at all." Kiyosuke Hashima drew a black line above his head, "You play by yourself, I'll go to the balcony to blow some air."

"Don't go."

Ying Lili stood up and said condescendingly, "It's time for Fat Ju to learn survival skills."

"Let me refuse."

"Don't even think about it." Ying Lili pinched her waist with one hand, "As a master, it is only natural to teach skills to pets by example, right?"

"You are also the master." Hajima Kiyosuke said with squinted eyes, "Why don't you sit down and let me feed you?"

"No."

Ying Lili resolutely refused, just kidding, I bought snacks here, not to be taught/taught by you!

"Cats are different from dogs." Kiyosuke Hashima complained, "The method of training a dog may not necessarily be used to train a cat."