My Girlfriend is Yingriri

Hashima Kiyosuke took a sip slowly, the taste was a bit sour, and a mellow wine aroma hit his face, it should be the white wine used, but it didn't have the spicy taste of the white wine, and the taste was not bad.

"Hey, I suddenly remembered the green plum wine in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms." Xiao Bu took a sip of the wine and asked curiously, "Would it be better to boil the plum wine?"

Hey hey, be more serious when reading a book, the green plum boiled wine is rice wine, not the plum wine you drink now!Don’t think that greengage is boiled in wine when you hear that greengage is boiled in wine.The correct pronunciation is green plum, cooking wine, and talking about heroes. Wine is wine, and green plum is a side dish placed on a plate, okay?

Kiyosuke Hashima was about to speak when he suddenly felt a little dizzy, and a sense of dizziness that was both familiar and unfamiliar came quietly.

"This feeling..."

"Hey, senior." A girl's voice sounded in my ears, sounding a little fuzzy, "Your face is so red!"

Kiyosuke Hashima shook his head, suddenly feeling that the situation was not good...

Chapter 581

"Senior's face is so red."

"Aren't you drunk?"

"The face is so red, he must be drunk, just like my brother."

"..."

Listening to the twittering of the girls, Kiyosuke Hashima wanted to complain: "Blushing is because the body breaks down alcohol too slowly, which leads to dilation of capillaries on the face, and it is not a proof of being drunk!"

"I'm not drunk."

Kiyosuke Hashima was speechless in answering.

"Sure enough, he is drunk." The senior sister held her right hand on her chest, "Everyone who is drunk will say that he is not drunk."

"Senior probably drank too much at once..." Hai Laoming whispered, "The liquor used at home has a relatively high alcohol content."

Plum wine is a kind of fruit wine, but its alcohol content is far higher than that of beer, and it is indeed possible to get drunk.

Kiyosuke Hashima shook his head, a sense of dizziness that was both familiar and unfamiliar came quietly.

Are you really drunk?

Not impossible.

Japanese law stipulates that drinking alcohol is only allowed after adulthood. His predecessor was a solitary boy who obeyed the law and did not get in touch with others. He had never done such a thing as sneaky buying and drinking. constitution.

"That does not work."

Kiyosuke Hashima thought silently, Japan also has a wine table culture, and drinking will inevitably happen in the future, and it is definitely not enough to get drunk after drinking alcohol, it seems that you must practice your drinking capacity.

"Senior shook his head." Xiao Bu said with concern, "Isn't your consciousness blurred?"

"Well, if you want to know whether you are drunk or not, you can just prove it." Kasumigaoka Shiyu showed an expression of interest on his face, and stretched out a light white jade finger in front of Kiyosuke Hashima, with a pleasant voice, "Junior, this What is it?"

Kiyosuke Hashima replied: "One."

Although a little dizzy, but not to the point where the eyes can not see clearly.

"wrong answer."

The corners of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's lips turned up slightly.

"It's obviously a finger."

"..."

your sister!Normal people will answer the number one when they see you sticking out a finger dangling in front of your eyes!

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu showed a happy smile on his face: "Junior, you are indeed drunk."

"This kind of test has no credibility at all." Kiyosuke Hashima's face darkened slightly.

"Tsk, you're still not convinced, so let's do it again." The black-bellied girl folded her hands on her chest, pondered for half a second, and said, "A thousand-yen banknote or a ten-thousand-yen banknote fell on the ground, which one do you pick up? "

"Ten thousand yen." Kiyosuke Hashima replied subconsciously.

"The answer is wrong." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu gently shook her finger, "Of course normal people picked them all up."

"..."

Ebina opened his eyes wide, with a dazed expression, only feeling dizzy: "I didn't want to pick them all up... Could it be that I'm drunk too?"

"Tsk, I didn't expect the younger generation to be drunk." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was full of interest, and suggested, "Once a person is drunk, his true nature will be exposed. Let's play around... No, let's test the younger generation?"

(Hey, you clearly said you were playing around just now!)

"That..." Xiao Mu buried his head in a drop of cold sweat, and politely refused, "Isn't that bad?"

To take advantage of the senior's dizziness to play tricks on him, if the identities were reversed, it would be a crime for everyone!

"Opportunities are rare." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu paused for half a second, and then said seriously, "What if the younger generation is a person who gets drunk, goes crazy with alcohol, and beats his wife at home?"

Xiaobu: "..."

(I heard that people react differently when they are drunk. Some people will talk nonsense, some will giggle, some will be irritable, and some will hold a dog to make a friendship with Jinlan. If the senior really will domestic violence...)

(and many more!)

Xiao Bu hurriedly shook his head.

(Ebina should be worried about this kind of thing, it has nothing to do with me!)

"Next is the question-and-answer session."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu asked: "Is the younger generation a lolicon?"

It might be because of his prone to drunkenness, Kiyosuke Hashima only felt the dizziness worsen, and subconsciously replied: "I'm not."

"The junior, does Jun Xi like Lixiang?"

"……like."

"Even elementary school students like it, and they say you are not a lolicon!"

your sister!It's just that the love for children is not the kind of love for lolicon, you are changing the concept secretly!

Kiyosuke Hashima wanted to complain, but his reaction was obviously a bit slow. The senior continued to ask: "What color do you like, junior?"

"White."

"As expected of [Pure White Magician]..." Senior sister played with her fingers on the hair beside her ears, "Where is your favorite dish?"

"Sweet and sour fish."

"I haven't eaten..." Ebina pricked up his ears, and silently wrote it down in his heart, "Go back and study."

The senior sister asked several questions in a row, and found that Kiyosuke Hashima answered all questions, even if he was not drunk, he was not very sober. Unfortunately, there were two junior girls who were in the way, otherwise he might have heard Kiyosuke Hashima calling his master.

"Is there anything you want to ask?"

Senpai looked at Ebina and Xiaobu.

"I don't." Ebina shook his head hurriedly, even if he had a question, he was too embarrassed to ask it in front of everyone.

"That..." Xiao Bu glanced at his girlfriend and asked, "What kind of fruit does the senior like to eat?"

Kiyosuke Hashima replied: "Peach...big peach..."

"Eh... eh?!"

Ebina was stunned for a few seconds, his small face suddenly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he didn't know what he thought of, so he hurriedly lowered his head in a panic.

"..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu went through various tests, and quickly came to a conclusion: "I never thought that after being drunk, the younger generation will not only not be drunk, but surprisingly easy to talk."

"There will be a physical test next." The black-bellied girl looked down at Kiyosuke Hashima, "Junior-kun, stretch out your right hand."

Kiyosuke Hashima held out his right hand.

The senior sister stretched out her hand and said, "Shake hands."

"..."

The handshake was successful.

Senior sister was in a happy mood: "Junior, let me touch your head."

Kiyosuke Hashima showed a hesitant and struggling expression on his face, "Don't..."

My head is indeed a little dizzy, and my reaction is much slower than usual. It feels like I have been slowed down, which is quite bad.

"Don't say it with your mouth, but your body didn't resist." Kasumigaoka Shiwa stretched out her hand and patted Hashima Kiyosuke, then turned to look at Xiaobu and Ebina, "Do you want to try it?"

Xiao Bu hurriedly refused, the senior is not a puppy, what's the point of touching his head?

But from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the anticipation in Ebina's eyes, and the hamster gritted its silver teeth: "Then let me try?"

If he didn't touch it himself, with Ebina's weak personality, he definitely wouldn't touch it.

The hamster blushed slightly, and reached out and landed on the top of Kiyosuke Hashima's head. It was the first time he touched the top of the boy's head. It felt... nothing, not as good as touching a cat.

"Ebina, it's your turn..."

Xiao Bu was about to take back his hand when his wrist was suddenly grabbed with a "snap".

"Eh?" Xiao Bu lowered his head in surprise, "Student, senior?"

"……unacceptable."

"Don't go too far? It's just finished now, the delay is too high!"

Xiaobu complained in his heart, suddenly felt a strong force coming from his wrist, and immediately panicked, "What does the pervert senior want to do?"

Chapter 582 The head of the family, Kato Megumi

"School, senior?"

Feeling the pulling force from his wrist, Xiao Bu subconsciously resisted, but unfortunately the difference in strength attributes between the two was too great, and they were directly crushed.

Turn around.

Kiyosuke Hashima directly pulled him onto his lap.