My Girlfriend is Yingriri

(so close.)

(Almost said the Coke.)

(Coke is happy water for a fat house, how can a girl drink that kind of thing?)

(If you want to drink, you can also drink black tea and coffee.)

Xiao Bu took off his shoes, put on a pair of sandals, walked through the narrow hallway, and soon found that besides his best friend Ebina, there was a girl with poor breasts and double ponytails in the living room.

"Eriri-senpai?"

"Student classmate."

The two looked at each other, and the same social smile soon appeared on their faces. Those who didn't know it thought it was two famous ladies having a tea party.

One is a woman who does things, and the other is a book artist. If they chat openly and honestly, they may become home friends. Unfortunately, neither of them is willing to reveal their true identities.

"Ebina just won a lottery at the supermarket." Kiyosuke Hashima explained.

"Eh? Ebina won the lottery again?"

Xiao Bu hurriedly looked at his friend.

"Yes, I'm sorry..." Ebina apologized softly, and said pitifully, "I don't want to draw a lottery either."

"Hmm..." Xiao Bu pondered for half a second, "It might be a good thing to win the lottery."

"Eh?"

"Look, luck and bad luck will always accumulate." The hamster stretched out a light white jade finger, "After winning the lottery, the bad luck can be eliminated. If you don't win the lottery all the time, it will make people worry that too much bad luck has accumulated. .”

Ebina was dizzy, although he felt a little strange, but he couldn't tell what was wrong: "Okay, it seems like this?"

Kiyosuke Hashima nodded: "That's right, that's it."

"We were measuring our weight just now." Ying Lili smiled and said, "Do you want to try Tuma-san?"

"Measuring weight?"

Xiao Bu hesitated for a while, then nodded and agreed. She is very confident about her weight, and she is definitely not fat. Regardless of drinking Coke and eating potato chips all day long, she has never lagged behind in sports.

"I don't want it, Xiao Bu."

Ebina hurriedly reminded her best friend, don't get into the fire by mistake, the weight measurement will be attacked and played by senior sister Eirari from behind, it's super shameful.

"What's wrong with Ebina?" Xiao Bu was puzzled.

"It's just a simple weight test, don't worry." Eriri looked at Kiyosuke Hashima, "Hashima-san, isn't that right?"

Kiyosuke Hashima was silent for half a second: "That's right."

Ebina opened his eyes wide, and the expression of grievance on his face was very understandable: "Senior is too good to be helping the evildoers."

"Forty-seven kilograms, a little heavier than the beginning of school."

Xiao Bu quickly got off the electronic scale, "Where is Ebina's weight?"

"It's almost the same as Xiao Bu."

Ebina replied in a low voice, letting out a sigh of relief for her friend's escape from the clutches, and soon discovered the desperate fact... Senior Yinglili seems to only want to bully herself.

While talking, the door of the bathroom was pushed open. The senior sister came out after taking a shower. She was wearing a white shirt and a brown skirt. Naturally, she would not wear stockings just after washing. She had a pair of straight, slender, curvaceous big white legs Exposed to the air, it is dazzlingly white.

Ying Lili puffed up her cheeks subconsciously, and hid her legs back.

The white skin is never afraid of others, but the length is really out of hand.

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu." Zhai Li shouted.

"Huh?" The senior was brushing her hair, she glanced at Takuri, and said casually, "What does Sawamura-san, who calls senior by his name, want to say?"

"hateful."

Zhai Li gritted her silver teeth lightly, if it wasn't for Xiao Bu's presence, she would have already fought back forcefully.

"Come here and measure the weight."

"weight?"

Senior sister's eyes flashed: "I'm not interested."

"Everyone has been tested."

"What does it have to do with me?"

"Aren't you guilty?" Ying Lili clasped her hands in front of her chest, the fat woman in black silk was not just talking nonsense, Cricket Cloud Hill is not thin at all.

"Only those who don't say anything and steal food behind their backs will feel guilty." The senior sister said slowly, "I don't have that kind of thing."

In any case, the senior sister is not willing to test her weight. It is very simple. She weighed 52 kilograms at the beginning of the year. After more than half a year, it is likely to grow a little longer. Therefore, those who call their wives every day should exercise their bodies first. , Otherwise, even if you really see senior sister, you will be exhausted and lie down if you run less than a hundred meters in your arms!

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu!"

Ying Lili clenched her fist, who stole it?

I have never done that kind of thing myself!

"Don't make any noise." Kiyosuke Hashima came out of the kitchen, holding the freshly sliced ​​watermelon in his hand, "Come and eat the watermelon."

"stare--"

Ying Lili looked over angrily.

"Hmm..." Kiyosuke Hashima was silent for half a second, "After eating, you can continue."

Apart from being very expensive, the watermelon tasted only mediocre. Kiyosuke Hashima took a bite of the watermelon and quickly made a decision. What kind of watermelon will he eat in the future? Why not buy two catties of spare ribs? It tastes much better than watermelon!

"Meow~"

Fat Ju, who was napping on the ground, heard the sound of eating, and walked over with his tail upright.

"I heard that a cat's hearing is three times that of a human's, and it can hear as long as it eats." Xiao Bu complained, "So those cats who don't care about you no matter how you shout, they don't hear you, but they don't care about you. .”

Kiyosuke Hashima nodded: "You will never be able to wake up the person who pretends to be asleep."

Fat Ju sat on the ground, raised his paws and began to bow. He thought he would forget this skill when he grew up, but instead of forgetting it, he became more proficient.

Except Kiyosuke Hashima who was immune to this trick, the other girls were all caught in the trick, even the eyes of the senior sister flickered slightly, Ebina was more like a devout believer, ready to offer all the watermelons in his hand.

"Senior?"

Ebina looked over expectantly.

"You can feed a little." Kiyosuke Hashima nodded lightly, "Some cats really like to eat fruits, such as durian, just feed a little less and don't have diarrhea."

"Understood, senior."

With permission, Ebina carefully removed the watermelon seeds, and then fed a small piece of watermelon.

Ying Lili also fed a small piece of watermelon, "It feels a bit sweet, isn't it addictive?"

"will not."

Kiyosuke Hashima clapped his hands and said, "Cats lack the genes to sense sugar, so they can't taste the taste of 'sweet'. On the contrary, some people need to avoid sweets, otherwise they may have mouth ulcers and toothaches."

Senpai lightly extended her right hand to Kiyosuke Hashima's waist, and said nonchalantly, "Well, what you said makes sense...but I won't listen."

"..."

After eating the watermelon, the next step is naturally to review the homework, sharpen the gun in front of the battle, and let go of the unhappiness. Those in the university who reviewed in the last week before the exam have already proved this law with their bodies.

In the evening, Kiyosuke Hashima and Ebina had dinner together. Xiaobu was planning to leave, but Kiyosuke Hashima stayed behind. It was nothing more than an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks. Anyway, Taihei Doma would be ready after nine o'clock in the evening. home, there is another reason

If there is Xiaobu, Yinglili will not reveal her true colors in order to maintain her image, which can save a lot of trouble, and Ebina can feel at ease.

Nine o'clock in the evening.

The phone vibrated suddenly, Kiyosuke Hashima took out the phone, and looked at Tari.

Eriri is reciting history. Japan is obviously a small country, but the history is extremely trivial and complicated, which makes people headache. Sensing Kiyosuke Hashima's gaze, Takuri looked up: "What are you looking at me for?"

"It's Aunt Sayuri's phone number."

"what?"

Ying Lili raised her eyebrows and immediately put down her pencil, "Hurry up and go to the balcony!"

Kiyosuke Hashima went to the balcony and answered the phone.

"Aunt Sayuri, good evening."

Kiyosuke Hashima said.

"Call my sister~" Saidura Sawamura's cheerful and pleasant voice sounded in the night wind, "She is obviously seventeen years old forever, auntie sounds so scary."

Kiyosuke Hashima looked down at Tari.

"Don't shout."

Ying Lili's eyes signaled that she didn't speak for the time being, and was going to listen to what Kiyosuke Hashima and her mother usually said.

"Understood." Kiyosuke Hashima nodded, "Sister Sayuri."

"The soul is pale!"

Ying Lili couldn't help but reach out and put her hand on Hajima Kiyosuke's waist. If you call that Obasan your sister, then what am I?

Is it still your niece?

Hashima Kiyosuke's face remained unchanged, and the maximum grip strength was only ten kilograms of Taki, the pain of pinching was not worth mentioning.

On the other end of the phone, Sayuri's voice was lazy: "Well, I'm taking a shower..."

"What? Taking a shower?!"

Ying Lili opened her eyes wide, her ponytails almost exploded.

(Soul light sister control! My mother actually called you in the shower, the relationship between the two of you has progressed to this point?!)

A drop of cold sweat fell from the top of Kiyosuke Hashima's head, and he realized that he had accidentally walked to the edge of the cliff. If he was not careful, he might fall off the cliff and be smashed to pieces.

If she thinks that she and Aunt Sayuri are unclear, Yinglili will explode with a bang like a balloon dipped in lemon juice!Maybe he can evolve into a Super Saiyan and throw himself directly from the balcony on the second floor!

"Yinglili's father won't come back at night, and Yinglili also sent me a message saying that he won't come back. I'm the only one at home. It's boring..."