My Girlfriend is Yingriri

Bingtang Michiliu picked it up curiously, checked his eyes carefully, and quickly said: "It's not real green onions, it seems to be a plastic toy."

"It's nothing more than a syringe, why are there green onions in the room?" Ying Lili was curious, "It's not the theme room of Hatsune Miku."

Michiru Hido gently waved the green onion in his hand, suddenly his eyes lit up: "Ah, I understand!"

"This room is a nurse's consultation room, so green onions must be used to treat colds!"

"Cure a cold?" Senior sister was a little puzzled for a moment.

"It's that simple way to cure a cold." Bingtang Michili pinched her waist with her right hand, and said loudly, "Put green onions in her butt..."

"Hey, that's a cult of nonsense!" Ying Lili couldn't help shouting.

Kiyosuke Hashima was also very speechless.

In what age, there are still people who believe that scallions inserted in the buttocks can cure colds. It is clearly the same as pig's trotter soup can supplement collagen, which is nonsense.

and many more

The first person in the world to eat crabs became a warrior, so how did the first person who proposed that scallions inserted in the buttocks can cure colds discover this?

your sister!I can't even think about it!

"If you don't practice, you don't have the right to speak. Who says you can't treat a cold?" Michiru Hido shook the green onion in his hand, "When I was young, I was..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu looked in shock: "Did you try it when you were young?"

"You guys misunderstood. I haven't used it before. It's a neighbor's child." Michiru Hido waved his hand, "That child's cold is never good. The neighbor's grandma used this method, and the cold will be cured immediately. The effect is amazing."

Hey, this kind of accidental sample doesn't represent universality at all, you can't just see a three-legged toad and say that all the toads in the world have three legs!

"Ah-"

A sneeze sounded suddenly.

The air suddenly became quiet.

The three of Hashima Kiyosuke turned their heads together and looked at Eirari.

"You, what do you see me doing?" Ying Lili raised her hand to cover her mouth and shouted in embarrassment.

"Sawamura-san has a cold." Kasumigaoka Shiwa hugged her right hand in front of her chest, the corners of her pink lips slightly raised, and there was a happy smile like an Inari god on her pretty face.

"I do have a cold." Michiru Hido held up the green onion in his hand, "Eriri, do you want to try it..."

"Don't try!" Ying Lili hugged her chest tightly and leaned back against the wall, "Even if I die of a cold and fall from the window, I will never use that kind of thing!"

"That's the end of the joke." Kiyosuke Hashima said speechlessly, "Hurry up and go to the bathroom to take a shower."

It’s impossible to take a bath. They booked hourly rooms. With the girls’ bathing speed, they couldn’t finish the bath when the time came.

"It's so wet and uncomfortable." Michiru Hido stretched out his hand to pinch the shirt and shook it upwards, "How about the three of us wash it together?"

"I have no problem." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu sat down in front of the "workbench" where the little nurse wrote the report. She could sit and never stand, with her left leg folded on her right leg, and said lazily, "But Sawamura It’s hard for students to tell.”

"Xiazhiqiu Shiyu!"

Ying Lili couldn't bear the aggressive method of her senior, she immediately showed her small canine teeth, and wanted to agree, but when the words came to her lips, she forcibly endured it.

hold back.

Don't fall into the trap.

Absolutely can't take a bath with these two Oupai stars. I went out today, so as not to lose my momentum in front of Zhenbai, I stuffed two ancestral breast pads inside!

"The bathroom is so small, three people can't wash together at all?"

Ying Lili turned her pretty face away, submissive, and swallowed her anger, "You two go wash first, that's all!"

"Alright then." Michiko Byotang agreed.

Senior sister is also wet all over at the moment, and she doesn't have much interest in playing with Tari, so she stays in the bathroom with Michito Hido.

The room quickly quieted down.

Kiyosuke Hashima opened the cabinet, found a clean towel and handed it to Tari, "Wipe your body briefly first."

Ying Lili took the towel, and suddenly her nose itched, and she couldn't help sneezing.

"You seem to have a cold."

"Sneezing doesn't necessarily lead to a cold. Besides, it's summer now, so it's not easy to catch a cold." Ying Lili rubbed her nose and wiped her hair with a towel.

Kiyosuke Hashima took a towel to wipe his hair, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the prop scallion out of the corner of his eye, and involuntarily appeared in his mind the little theater of Takumi's cold.

in the bedroom.

The sun is quiet.

Zhai Li, who had been ill for a long time, was lying on the white sheet, raised her buttocks, clutched the sheet tightly with both hands, biting a towel in her mouth, and her eyes were full of mist.

"I can't help it. So many cold medicines are ineffective. Now I can only try the scallion therapy. If you bear with it a little, it shouldn't hurt..."

boom.

There was a sudden pain in the back of his foot.

Ying Lili's shy, annoyed and angry voice sounded in her ears: "What are you thinking!!"

Hashima Kiyosuke came back to his senses, and said with a guilty conscience, "I'm in a daze."

Ying Lili squinted her eyes, and looked at the bottom carbon-based organisms with disdain: "Drool is dripping down, and you said you didn't think about it!"

Kiyosuke Hashima subconsciously raised his hand to wipe the corner of his lips, "There is nothing."

"Idiot! Pervert! Dirty! Please apologize by harakiri!"

"..."

……

The sound insulation of the love hotel is good, but the bathroom inside is very average.

"Okay, so big, senior sister has such a good figure, she is bigger than me, she should have an E?"

The conversation between the senior sister and Michiru Hido came faintly, and a critical blow made the corners of Yinglili's eyes twitch.

Yes, damn it!

I haven't seen her for a while, but that dark-bellied girl has grown up again, and all her nutrition is grown on Oupai!

Ying Lili looked down at her Ping A, I'm sorry, but fortunately I didn't take a bath with those two Oupai stars, otherwise I would definitely be so angry that I vomited blood!

The senior sister's lazy voice came out: "You are not bad too... Is this the vest line?"

"I joined the basketball team and volleyball team at school, and I was a main player. I trained with everyone every day, and the vest line appeared without paying attention."

"Horse, vest line..."

Ying Lili heard another thing that she can never have in her life. As a sports insulator, it is absolutely impossible to have a vest line. It is impossible to exercise. She has to draw a book and play games. How can she have time? exercise.

Zai Li glanced at him, and seeing Kiyosuke Hashima sitting beside him, he immediately bared his teeth: "What are you eavesdropping on?"

"I didn't listen." Kiyosuke Hashima slightly pulled the corner of his mouth, suffering an innocent disaster for nothing.

The room is only this big, and the sound insulation is so-so. Senior sister and Michiru Hido didn't whisper, if they can't hear you, they should go to the hospital for an examination!

Ying Lili pinched her waist with her right hand: "Cover your ears."

Kiyosuke Hashima was helpless: "I have to wait until I dry myself first."

"Then watch TV."

Ying Lili snorted softly, picked up the remote control, and turned on the TV.

Kiyosuke Hashima wiped his hair and turned his head to look. Watching TV is a good way to divert attention, but he always feels that he has forgotten something.

then……

The TV screen flickered, unsightly, dirty and dirty, and a terrible picture that was completely inconsistent with the core values ​​clearly appeared in front of Kiyosuke Hashima and Eiriri. !

Kiyosuke Hashima finally realized that he had forgotten something - this is a love hotel, and the content broadcast on the TV must be very unhealthy.

Chapter 762

on the TV.

Looking at the scene is also a ward.

A man and a woman are fighting with goblins on the hospital bed, and the female nurse, who is still disheveled, flushed and panting, has the upper hand, controlling the audience from a high position, pressing the patient under her body and rubbing hard!

Ying Lili: "..."

Human beings are a typical visual creature. Seeing such an impactful picture suddenly, even an experienced book artist, Ying Lili still waited for two seconds to react.

"Evil, disgusting! Turn it off!"

A crying-like voice sounded, causing Yinglili's hands to tremble, and the panicked remote control fell to the ground.

Ying Lili hurriedly went to pick up the remote control, but accidentally bumped her little head against the corner of the table.

"Let me do it."

Kiyosuke Hashima bent down and picked up the remote control.

"Hurry up, turn it off!" Ying Lili's face was flushed, and she urged nervously.

"Ah."

Kiyosuke Hashima responded, pressed the remote control on the TV, and...

Hearing the terrible sound coming into her ears, Ying Lili turned her head to look at the wall, and said angrily, "Why don't you turn it off?"

"The remote control didn't respond." Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly, "It must have been broken just now."

"How can there be such a coincidence..."

It's such a coincidence, it's normal for the remote control to break!

It’s just a mere live-action movie. What’s so scary about this kind of thing? If others dare to shoot it, you still don’t dare to watch it?

It’s nothing more than Xiaobaihuahai’s old name. Seeing this kind of scene may be too exciting, and you will faint directly. You are the hottest teacher Eri Kashiwagi in the doujin world, so you shouldn’t be shy at all!

Ying Lili stretched out her hand and said, "Give me the remote control."