My Girlfriend is Yingriri

"Snapped."

A folding fan knocked over, Yin Zi pursed his lips, and his eyes warned.

Enough is enough, it's just for you to practice your arm strength a little more. Why do you suddenly knock someone again? Believe it or not, I'll show it to you.

and many more……

Hashima Kiyosuke has a meal.

"Practice more, don't have the power to tie the chicken?"

Do you have any misunderstandings about chickens and eggs?I'm talking about hens and eggs, not to let you hold strange things after practice! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Hashima Kiyosuke couldn't help thinking of his previous life. He didn't know how boys and girls should have children until he was in high school. Before that, he didn't even hold a girl's hand.Japanese girls, in elementary school, began to talk about each other’s boyfriends’ kissing skills, and in middle school, there was a lecture on physical health, which comprehensively solved the problems of puberty.

Such as house pears.

As a well-known book cartoonist in the industry, he has extremely rich theoretical knowledge, but he has never unlocked it.

"Poke poke-"

Yin Zi stretched out a scallion-white jade finger and poked it twice, "You're getting hard here."

Hashima Kiyosuke couldn't help but complain: "It's normal to be hard. If high school students are soft, it's a big problem."

"Let me pinch."

"I reject."

Unfortunately, the refusal is invalid.

Yin Zi stretched out his hand and pinched it, and his voice was slightly surprised: "You have become bigger and harder."

"..."

If possible, I would like to hear you say "I became bald and stronger".

Hashima Kiyosuke's face was full of black lines: "You exercise for a while, and you have the same effect."

"No, I refuse." Ginko shook his head and retracted his hand from Hashima Kiyosuke's arm, "It feels so ugly."

Hey, boy's biceps have always been a symbol of masculinity, okay?Where is it ugly!

"Tsk, idiot/Brother Han." Yin Zi crossed his chest with his arms and looked down condescendingly, "Do you want to develop a muscle wrestling?"

Sure enough, the poisonous tongue of the silver queen will only be late and never absent.

"what is this?"

Yinzi turned his eyes and picked up a piece of black fitness equipment, "It seems to be iron?"

Hashima Kiyosuke explained: "This is an arm strength bar, bought together with a grip. The exercise method is to fold both hands in the middle, and there is a spring with good toughness in the middle. Don't worry, it won't break."

The grip machine mainly exercises the biceps on the arm, and the arm strength bar can not only exercise the arm muscles, but also the chest muscles. Of course, Hashima Kiyosuke did not have the idea of ​​turning into a muscle brother, just ordinary exercise. At that time, when shopping online , I happened to have a sports equipment spree, so I bought it back together.

The body is the capital of the revolution, and Hashima Kiyosuke definitely doesn't want to happen again because of staying up all night.

"This is a bit difficult. You probably won't be able to break it. If you want to play, you must pay attention to safety..."

Before Hashima Kiyosuke finished speaking, Ginko had already bent the arm stick at an angle, and then he couldn't control his strength, and bounced it directly on himself.

"Where did you hit?"

Hashima Kiyosuke hurriedly stood up. When exercising with this thing, he needed both wristbands to cover his wrists, otherwise it would be very dangerous. He didn't have time to remind him just now that the silver was already hit, but fortunately it was only broken a little bit. , should be fine.

Yin Zi covered her chest with one hand, her slender eyebrows were frowning together, her teeth were biting her pink lips and she did not speak, and there was clearly a hazy mist in her eyes.

Hashima Kiyosuke: "..."

Did you accidentally hit your chest?

Chapter 85

Hashima Kiyosuke was helpless as he looked at the silver that was clasping his chest with one hand, and there was a crystal mist in his eyes.

It's nothing more than other places. I can help me to rub it, and I accidentally bounce it on my chest. I dare to say that if I rub it, I will definitely be beaten!

No way, Hashima Kiyosuke can only say: "Would you like some snacks? The pocky chocolate bar I just bought last night, the latest one should taste good."

Girls can't resist the temptation of snacks, because when people eat, the brain will secrete dopamine, which is the source of happiness.

What should I do if I make a girl angry?

There's nothing a snack can't solve.

If so, get another pack.

"Don't eat it." Yin Zi bit his lower lip, "Let me have a meal and then talk about it."

Okay, why should I make you beat me!If the arm stick hits you, it can only be regarded as an accident, and it is a legal innocence!

"Snapped,"

Yin Ziyi's folding fan knocked over.

It's a pity that the pain in her chest has greatly reduced her damage value. On the contrary, because the movement was too big, she couldn't help but let out a low snort. The mist in her eyes thickened, but she still bit her lip stubbornly, refusing to show her weak side.

"Go to the sofa and sit down." Hashima Kiyosuke sighed and pulled Yinzi to the side of the sofa, "I'll bring you a bottle of green tea, drink it to calm down, and the pain will go away after a while."

Looking at the figure of Hashima Kiyosuke, Ginko bit her lip lightly, her right hand rested on her chest, and rubbed lightly.

"Well, it hurts..."

A girl's chest is a very delicate and delicate place, and it was the first time Yinzi felt such pain -- when a girl was growing, her chest would also ache at night.

"stupid stupid stupid!"

When Hashima Kiyosuke came back with the green tea, he saw Ginko sitting there, pointed his folding fan forward, pursed his lips and said, "Sit down."

Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head decisively: "Don't sit."

If you want to slap other people's legs at every turn, don't be ashamed!

Yin Zi raised his eyebrows: "How dare you resist?"

Those who don't resist are idiots!

Hashima Kiyosuke was about to complain when the doorbell rang suddenly.

"I'll open the door."

Yin Zi hesitated for a moment, then got up and walked to the bathroom. It was embarrassing to be seen with tears in his eyes. He was going to wash his face. By the way, he looked at his chest to see if it was swollen or injured.

Open the door.

This time, the one who appeared outside the door was a weak girl with red hair.

Because it was a day off, Eina did not wear the school uniform. She was wearing a pink sweater and a brown skirt at the bottom. Her burgundy hair shone softly in the sun, and she looked cuter than before.

"Xue, senior, good morning." Hai Laoming blushed and shouted in a low voice.

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded: "Good morning."

"That, this is the steamed buns I made in the morning..." Hai Lao Ming held the bento box in both hands, and said in a weak tone ready to apologize to the flowers and grass, "I want to give some to the seniors to eat."

"Steamed bun?"

Hashima Kiyosuke thought about it for a while, and quickly recalled that this mantou was not the big white mantou without filling in the previous life, but a kind of wagashi, which was usually stuffed with bean paste.The most common type of refreshment in Japan is steamed buns. The common people spoof steamed buns, but it is also steamed buns that are made high-end.

"Thank you Eina." Hashima Kiyosuke smiled, "Come in, it happens to be the weekend, you can go back and watch some of your favorite movies."

Although Yinzi is at home, he is not afraid of the shadow, and his feet are not afraid of the shoes. There is no reason to let anyone in the door bring snacks.

Hai Laoming walked in, and when he saw the small leather shoes at the entrance, he couldn't help but stunned, and asked in a low voice, "Is it Yingri-senpai here?"

Because I often bump into Eri from the room, does it mean that all the guests are Eri by default?

With Zhai Li's arrogant character, she was caught raped by her mother on the spot last night, and she won't come over in a short time.

"It's not Eiri." Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head and said, "I'll introduce you when I come out."

"Oh."

Hashima Kiyosuke asked casually, "When I went back last night, there were no more unfortunate incidents, right?"

"No more..." Hai Laoming whispered, "Go back to take a shower and watch TV for a while, it should be fine."

"That's good."

It's just two hot spring travel coupons, and it's not anything valuable. Even if you're unlucky, it can't be too much. If Hai Laoming wins a lottery with hundreds of millions of prizes, won't it directly drop meteorites that destroy the world, and then Or sinking continental shelves?

Think about it and know it's impossible.

Hashima Kiyosuke still thinks Eina's 'luck theory' is metaphysical -- if you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you don't.

Hai Lao Ming bent down and put the bento on the coffee table. Behind her, a painted child's egg rolled out from under the coffee table, with a fluffy tail wagging, obviously a little orange cat who was enthusiastic about playing eggs.

The problem is that the painted egg just rolled under Eina's feet!

"Be careful……"

Hashima Kiyosuke shouted, but unfortunately he was a step behind. Eina had already guessed the child's painted egg, and suddenly fell back involuntarily with a meow.

Hashima Kiyosuke stretched out his hand to grab it, but he instinctively adjusted his body under Eina, and he didn't grab Eina's shoulders, only the skirt—

at the same time.

Yinzi had already washed his face in the bathroom, and was taking off the top of the sailor suit at this moment to check if there were any scars on his chest. Fortunately, there was no problem, neither bruising nor redness, just pain.

"It's fine."

Yinzi breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to put on his clothes before going out, when he suddenly heard a 'pop' from the living room, and a shy and panicked girl screaming: "Xue, senior, don't..."

"What happened in the living room?"

Yin Zi was curious in his heart, hesitated for a while, pushed the bathroom door open a gap, stuck out half of his face, and wanted to take a look at the situation.

Then his eyes widened instantly.

From her point of view, she just happened to see Hashima Kiyosuke pushing an unknown red-haired girl onto the sofa. It didn't stop there. One hand had already ripped off the other's skirt, and her pink fat times had been exposed. in the air.

In addition, her eyes were flustered and her whole body was trembling, like a red-haired girl with a hamster in a cage... It is clearly the plot of a perverted senior pushing a weak junior girl!And it's still being violated by the younger sister!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!