My Girlfriend is Yingriri

"Student Moriqiu, good afternoon."

Kiyosuke Hashima replied politely.

"Speaking of which, the last time I saw Yushima-san was at the water park." The girl with the ponytail put her hands behind her back and said in a crisp voice, "The back of Yushima-san who silently turned away at that time looked very Lonely."

Ying Lili felt guilty for a while when she heard the words.

wrong.

Why should I feel guilty?

It was an accident to meet seniors from the school club at the water park, so there was no choice at all.

At that time, I chased after him impulsively... If I did it again, I wouldn't chase after him to explain!

Kiyosuke Hashima glanced at Zari, smiled nonchalantly and said, "At that time, something was accidentally lost, and I was busy looking for something, so I didn't go over to say hello to you."

"Did Hashima-san see Eri-ri at that time?"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked at Tari.

Ying Lili quickly gestured with her eyes: "Hurry up and say no."

Kiyosuke Hashima retracted his gaze: "...I didn't see it."

"I'll just say it." The girl with ponytails smiled and said, "If you see Eriri, Hashima-san will come and talk about any big things, right?"

"What are you talking about!" Ying Lili blushed slightly, and couldn't help complaining, "Whether you come or not has nothing to do with me!"

Another girl smiled and said:

"Hey, Hashima-kun and Eri-chan are very destined."

"How can there be any fate?" Ying Lili showed her small canine teeth, "Don't talk nonsense!"

The short-haired girl who was talking showed a sly smile on her face, and stretched out a finger, "Last semester, it was the front and back desks, but this semester it became the next desk. What else can it be if it's not fate?"

"Obviously that boy asked him to change seats... The bell for class is ringing, you guys hurry back and sit down!"

The two girls waved away, and Ying Lili breathed a sigh of relief quietly, opened the book cover in front of her as a cover, then turned her face away, and glared fiercely at Kiyosuke Hajima: "Pervert sister control, it's all your fault."

Kiyosuke Hashima took out his textbook from the table hole, "What's wrong with me?"

Ying Lili looked over in embarrassment: "If you don't sit here, I won't be made fun of."

Kiyosuke Hashima suddenly said, "It's not a joke."

"what?"

"Because..." Kiyosuke Hashima paused for half a second, then glanced at Tari, "What others say is the truth."

Ying Lili: "..."

The first class in the afternoon was Chinese, but because the summer vacation had just ended, many people hadn't put their minds away, and the class seemed a little messy.

"Huh?" Ying Lili flipped through the textbook, her eyes suddenly widened, "Is this sentence written by Mark Twain?"

Hashima Kiyosuke asked in a low voice, "What are you talking about?"

Ying Lili looked ahead and whispered, "The sixth sentence on page [-]."

There is a big difference between Japanese Chinese textbooks and Chinese textbooks of the Chinese Dynasty. The first is the typesetting method. Japanese textbooks follow the ancient rules of the Chinese Dynasty, using the traditional writing method from right to left and from top to bottom. Kiyosuke Hashima just started reading Sometimes I am not used to it.

Kiyosuke Hashima turned the book to page [-], and quickly found what Takuri said.

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and fight you back." -Mark Twain

"I thought it was an online joke, but I didn't expect it to be a famous quote." Kiyosuke Hashima whispered, "This person named Mark should be very serious, right?"

Kiyosuke Hashima said speechlessly, "His surname is not Mark."

Ying Lili said in surprise: "I always thought he and Marco Polo were relatives."

You think too much!These two people are neither a country nor an era!There is a gap of hundreds of years!

Mark Twain is only a pseudonym, but not many people remember his real name, just like Mr. Lu Xun, who said that few foreigners know about the man who rolled the tree, and Xiong Yaohua is similar, and few people know about it.

"Mark Twain is not only a humorous novelist, but also a great inventor. It is said that every girl should be grateful to him."

Hashima Kiyosuke crossed his fingers and said in a low voice.

"Why should I thank him?"

Ying Lili came curiously.

Kiyosuke Hashima lowered his voice to avoid being overheard: "Because Mark Twain was the inventor of the buckle and bra straps for women's underwear."

"Hentai, obscene, vulgar!" Ying Lili showed her small canine teeth, and directly disliked San Lian, "Don't talk to me."

This is a serious invention that has benefited countless women, and it is not obscene at all!

……

After school in the afternoon.

Eriri went to the art department. As the ace member of the art department, she had a lot of things to do at the beginning of school. In contrast, Kiyosuke Hashima was the type who had nothing to do. After cleaning, he returned to the apartment directly with his schoolbag .

"Bang bang."

At half past five in the afternoon, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Kiyosuke Hashima closed the book in his hand, walked over and opened the door, and a tall, black and straight girl standing outside the door was none other than Senior Sister.

"it's too hot."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu raised his right hand, fanned the wind gently in front of him, and walked into the entrance with ease.

In terms of seasons, the time has entered autumn, but it still looks like a hot summer, and you will be sweating profusely when you sit still.

Putting on the slippers, the senior sister handed over the shopping bag in her hand, and said, "Mr. Junior, go and wash the grapes."

Every time the senior sister comes to the magpie's nest, she will not come empty-handed. She either buys fruits or ingredients, but the fruit needs Kiyosuke Hashima to wash, and Kiyosuke Hashima cooks the dinner. She always sits on the sofa and waits to eat and drink.

Kiyosuke Hashima sighed, walked into the kitchen with his things, washed the grapes, and put them out on a plate.

"Give you."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's eyes turned, and he began to order people again: "Your junior, peel the grape skin."

You are enough, you have to peel a grape after you eat it, and feed it to your mouth after peeling it!

Hashima Kiyosuke put the plate in front of the senior sister: "Peel off yourself."

"I haven't washed my hands yet."

The senior sister stretched out her hands, confidently.

Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help complaining: "Then you should wash your hands!"

"..."

After eating a few grapes, the senior got up quickly, took out a change of clothes from her backpack, and went into the bathroom to take a bath. No one likes the sticky feeling of sweat. Those who don’t take a bath in summer have only one reason, and that is lazy.

Kiyosuke Hashima turned around and walked into the kitchen, preparing to process the ingredients that the senior sister bought. The senior sister could not count on this matter, so she had to do it herself.

Before the ingredients were finished, a cry of pain suddenly came from the bathroom, followed by a muffled bang as it fell to the ground.

"Sister?"

When Kiyosuke Hashima heard the movement, he thought it was a prank at first, but after all he was worried, turned around and walked to the bathroom door, "What happened just now?"

"M-Junior." Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's soft inhalation sound came from the bathroom, "I, I got burned."

Kiyosuke Hashima frowned suddenly, "You open the door first."

Burns and slips and falls are the two most common ways of injury in the bathroom. If you are really injured, you must deal with it as soon as possible without any delay.

"Crack."

The door opened a crack.

Kiyosuke Hashima directly pushed the door open and walked in, looked at the teary senior with a pink towel wrapped around her chest, and said in a low voice, "Where is the burn?"

"Shoulders." The senior sister turned around, revealing her snow-like back, biting her lower lip with her white teeth, "I was washing my hair just now, and my hand accidentally touched the switch, and the water temperature suddenly became higher."

Kiyosuke Hashima took a closer look and found that there was indeed a red mark on the senior sister's shoulder. He quickly said, "Sit down first, and I will wash you with cold water for a while."

When you encounter a burn, the first thing to do is to rinse it with cold water to take away the temperature. Wrapping it in flour is definitely the stupidest way!

Kiyosuke Hashima turned on the shower, put his hand under the shower, and quickly breathed a sigh of relief. The water temperature was indeed very hot, but it was still within an acceptable range.

"It's okay, it's not serious, just rinse it with cold water first, and then I'll go buy a bottle of cooling spray."

After adjusting the water temperature to the commonly used cold water, Kiyosuke Hashima held up the shower and helped the senior to wash her back.

"Well……"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's body trembled, subconsciously trying to escape.

"Hold it, don't move." Kiyosuke Hashima ordered, "Just pretend we're swimming at the beach."

The senior sister bit her lower lip and couldn't help complaining:

"It's much cooler than sea water, isn't it?"

Having been scalded by hot water just now, and then drenched in cold water in a blink of an eye, the senior sister suddenly realized what is called 'two heavens of ice and fire'.

After a moment.

"It's almost ready." Kiyosuke Hashima turned off the shower, looked at the senior sister, "I'll go buy spray, you continue to take a shower."

"Wait a moment."

The senior sister yelled in a low voice.

"how?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu turned her head to look, biting her pink lips, her voice was a little shameful: "The place that was burned just now... not only the back, but also the front."

Hey, what are you talking about?

Want to continue to help you flush your body?

Stop joking!It’s fine if you can’t reach the back, but absolutely not in the front, if you don’t make up your mind, it will lead to the destruction of the world!

Hashima Kiyosuke was silent for a few seconds, then directly handed the shower to the senior sister, and said solemnly: "You come by yourself, this matter is not negotiable."

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu: "..."