"It's clear, because tourists from the three countries order different coffees. People in Japan often order the smallest cup, while people in Han country often order the regular cup."
Pointing to Li Haoran who is quiet and handsome, Nicholas said: "Chinese people are often the biggest cup, often, unconditionally must be the biggest! I don't know why?"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience burst into laughter, Li Haoran squinted his eyes calmly, looked up at Nicholas and said slowly, "Because the country is big! And we are rich!"
These two sentences are enough to choke people to death. Norway, a country with a bigger fart, was directly stunned by this sentence and couldn't stand up, and didn't know how to refute it.
The country is not as big as them, and the money is not as much as them, why don't you bully others like this, okay?
Seeing that Nicholas was cowardly, Cheng Shijing quickly changed the subject and said, "Just now Takuya Terada mentioned that their Shinkansen is exported to Europe. I heard that Huaxia's high-speed train is also good. How do you pronounce it in Chinese?"
"High-speed rail."
"Oh! High-speed rail!!" After reading it in Chinese, Cheng Shijing said, "Introduce the high-speed rail."
Undoubtedly, Cheng Shijing is going to provoke the Chinese and Japanese spears again... At present, he holds the record of 605KM per hour, and now he can reach this speed! "
"Wow!"
"So fast, my God! Chinese people are so crazy!!"
There were shocking sounds at the scene. In Europe, the so-called mainstream world, when the train speed was still more than [-] kilometers per hour, the Huaxia high-speed rail at six times the speed was indeed shocking.
But the doubled speed instantly snatched away the star-studded Hikatsu Shinkansen. Naturally, Terada Takuya wanted to safeguard the national honor, and asked, "Is it for people to ride?"
Li Haoran replied of course: "Of course you can take it, we can even take a plane."
Chapter 21 This guy is dead (1/5 for collection)
"Uh!"
Terada Takuya was choked directly, Nima said the train, okay, what are you doing with the plane?Can you not bypass the topic, I am very passive like you.
Depressed for a while, Terada Takuya said: "Does your high-speed rail belong to your own technology?"
Glancing at Takuya Terada contemptuously, Li Haoran said proudly: "Of course, there are many news about the construction of Huaxia high-speed trains relying on the technical assistance of other countries, but this year, all of them use Chinese technology and Chinese standards. The market in other countries is highly competitive."
Hastily raising his arrogant little hands, Terada Takuya remembered that China's fake and shoddy products are famous all over the world, and declared war again: "Is it safe?"
Looking up at Takuya Terada, feeling his fighting spirit, Li Haoran replied with a stern expression: "It's very safe."
"Safety is our daily life, and our Japanese Shinkansen is the best in the world..."
Without hesitation to interrupt Terada Takuya's show off, Li Haoran shrugged his shoulders and said: "The speed of the Shinkansen is very slow, so it is safe."
Terada Takuya's expression froze directly. Can Nima play the cards according to the routine? Safety has something to do with slow speed. According to you, the safety of our co-authored Shinkansen is because it is too slow!
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Brother Ran is amazing!!"
"I feel safer walking!"
"..."
As the saying goes, the friendship between China and South Korea depends on Japan, and the friendship between China and Japan depends on the country. Little devils are not as popular as imagined in the world, so Li Haoran's words fell, and the audience burst into laughter.
Ear-piercing ridicule resounded in his ears, Takuya Terada wanted to cry, but he knew that Li Haoran was not easy to mess with, and he didn't want to mess with Li Haoran, but the director of the program arranged for him to say that, what could he do?
Looking for abuse!Terada Takuya sighed inwardly.
The host Jin Xuanmao didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, he patted the table and said loudly: "It's been a while, Sino-Japanese war, Sino-Japanese war, ah! Great! Please continue!!"
Rolling his eyes in his heart, trying to resist the thought of retreating, Terada Takuya said in embarrassment: "I certify that the Huaxia train is the best in high speed, but the safety point of view is still the best!"
After a pause, Terada Takuya continued: "And I heard that some people in Huaxia are too scared, and there are some people who dare not ride."
There was no need for any reaction at all, Li Haoran opened his mouth and came, calmly retorted: "People like that are almost all Japanese people, they are too scared! It's too fast! So I dare not sit down!"
A seemingly ordinary sentence, but it is mocking the timidity of the Japanese people, and mocking the Shinkansen for being too slow before the combination, it is simply slapped in the face repeatedly.
Terada Takuya was really about to cry, Li Haoran didn't let him go, and said loudly: "Most Chinese people now take the high-speed train, and they are not afraid to take it. After all, it only takes one hour to cross the province. It is so convenient."
Suddenly realized something, Li Haoran agreed deeply: "You guys certainly don't understand what it's like to cross provinces, if you want to cross provinces, you'll go across the sea in no time, that's why your Shinkansen is so slow! "
"Hahahahaha!!"
"The talkative Li Haoran is awesome!"
The audience never stopped laughing. Because Lin Yuner was afraid of the director, she could only hide in the corner and twitched while covering her mouth. This guy is so good at talking, he really deserves to be the host.
Li Haoran's outburst made Yu Shiyun's three hosts feel very complicated, and this guy made a big show again, they didn't want this!
Cheng Shijing was the oldest, cunning and cunning, thinking about how to make Li Haoran unable to refute the question in his mind, soon he thought of football, and hurriedly reminded Yu Shiyun and Jin Xuanmoo quietly.
Cheng Shijing was the oldest, cunning and cunning, thinking about how to make Li Haoran unable to refute the question in his mind, soon he thought of football, and hurriedly reminded Yu Shiyun and Jin Xuanmoo quietly.
The two people's eyes lit up, and at this time Terada Takuya had already conceded defeat, and said speechlessly: "Is the problem in speed?"
Li Haoran nodded solemnly and said: "The problem lies in the speed, don't you know after talking about it for a long time?"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Knocking on the table interrupted the lively atmosphere of the scene, Yu Shiyun was about to turn the topic to football, Italian representative Alberto suddenly assisted and said: "I went to the Imperial Capital of China ten years ago, and at that time it took a car to get from the airport to the city. Hours, I went again this year. I wanted to take a break when I boarded the train, but I didn’t know that it took only seven minutes to arrive in the city. I just went to the toilet, and I didn’t even have time to put on the blindfold. The destination was here! "
"My God, the speed is so fast!"
"Is this the Huaxia speed?"
"Seven minutes!!"
Everyone was full of disbelief, Yu Shiyun's hand holding the hammer stopped, and he sighed after a while: "Is this the speed under the whole country system? It's terrifying!"
Li Haoran gave Alberto a thumbs up. Although this assist is suspected to be icing on the cake, but apart from the support from the Batie brothers, Alberto is really the most kind-hearted foreigner to him, which is worthy of praise!
Looking at the two people's secret glances, Yu Shiyun continued to admire: "The whole-nation system is really a terrible system. It is easier than us to do everything. For example, China's sports are doing very well under the whole-nation system! In fact, it is also the Olympic Games. Power faction, right?"
Jin Xuanmao understood that Yu Shiyun had changed the topic, and said calmly: "Li Haoran, let's introduce Huaxia's sports strengths!"
After thinking about it for a while, Li Haoran said: "As we all know, China's gymnastics, badminton, diving, and table tennis are all number one in the world, especially table tennis is very good, the strongest in the world, based on May 2014, the world rankings for men and women One to three places are all occupied by Huaxia players..."
"Ping-pong! This recognition, the first in China, the number one insane."
"Riluo's projects are also very powerful, but not as powerful as Huaxia!"
"Huaxia is really good at table tennis. The big devils and that fat man who can't play are really invincible!"
"Huaxia Table Tennis is an insurmountable dungeon!"
"..."
Everyone clamored in approval. Judging from the tone of their agreement from the bottom of their hearts, it must be said that the fat man who can't play is really amazing, and the disciples he trained conquered the world!
Holding up his glasses, the treacherous and cunning Cheng Shijing said slowly: "Modern China is really a sports powerhouse, right! As long as you make up your mind, what can't be done?"
As soon as Cheng Shijing finished speaking, Asan Gupta, who was instructed by the director, immediately said: "Football."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Hahahaha, this football is also certified!"
"..."
Facing the laughter and ridicule from everyone, Li Haoran stared at them speechlessly and said, "We can still be good friends without mentioning football! Do you dare to compare table tennis?"
"Hahahahaha!!"
Speechless, Li Haoran quickly defended: "Because there is a reason, there really is a reason!"
Chapter 22 The Fearless Representative of China (2/5 for collection)
After finally catching an opportunity to make Huaxia's representative feel embarrassed, how could everyone give up, headed by Yu Shiyun, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Is it a quick guess? What can't Huaxia do? Football, hahahaha!!!"
After Yu Shiyun finished speaking, Cheng Shijing immediately took over and said, "I'm just curious, should there be such news in Huaxia? Everything is doing well? Why can't football?"
Jin Hyun-moo's third round of blows followed: "There is also "Shaolin Soccer" in the movie!"
Facing the aggressive three hosts, Li Haoran, who was full of depression and speechless, realized that the pit was waiting here. Bangzi is really insidious enough!
Thinking about how to fight back, Li Haoran also felt extremely bitter.
As a Chinese, football has to be blamed.
It's really because of my inability that foreigners ridiculed me like this. I don't even have the confidence to fight back. Who is to blame?
To blame can only be blamed on those national football players with annual salaries of tens of millions, but their bodies are in vain. Nima's fat fills the screen, and the women's football girls have more muscles than them!
"Not every team is called the national football team, not every team can lose!!" Li Haoran sighed in his heart.
"Li Haoran??"
Turning his head to look at Yu Shiyun, who was full of expectations, Li Haoran smiled wryly and said, "Actually, I don't know why Huaxia football can't work. Why can your small country do it, but our big country can't do it!"
As soon as Li Haoran said this, people in South Korea and Japan became furious. At this time, you are still stubborn and mocking us, let's see if we don't hate you to death.
Takuya Terada, who was depressed for a long time, seized the opportunity and said with a smile: "A few days ago, I watched a match between the war-torn Shuriya and Huaxia, ah... Huaxia has nothing to do!!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
The audience was full of gloating laughter. Li Haoran took a deep breath to calm his anger. Terada Takuya continued: "Suriya obviously played better. In the end, he defeated Huaxia 1-0 and kicked Huaxia out of the top [-]!!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
"Certification, certification, Huaxia football is really not good!"
"..."
There was endless laughter in the round table conference room, and every gloating laughter fully explained the frightening intrigue hidden under the glamorous surface of world peace.
Li Haoran was already indifferent to this, and when Takuya Terada said it proudly, he raised his hand and said, "Can I explain why Huaxia Football doesn't work!"
"Well! Say."
Cheng Shijing nodded, but a bad premonition grew in his heart. This guy's expression was too calm at this time. According to the previous rules, he must be holding back a big move if he is so calm!
Cheng Shijing nodded, but a bad premonition grew in his heart. This guy's expression was too calm at this time. According to the previous rules, he must be holding back a big move if he is so calm!
Sure enough, the worry came true, Li Haoran stared at Terada Takuya and said: "China football is really not good now, but the annual salary of Chinese football players is the highest among China, Japan and South Korea, and our Chinese companies invest more in football clubs than Japan and South Korea combined several times more."
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