"In the first issue, Zhao Liying talked a lot about how injustice can bring peace to the world, how breasts can't gather people's hearts, and how to cover your face with death. In this issue, it's so embarrassing, and dare to say that Master Xing is a woman."
"Not only said Master Xing is a woman, he also wished Master Xing and Jackie Chan's love!"
"Damn it, Li Haoran is so awesome!"
"Li Haoran: Death is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art."
"..."
The fans who watched the live broadcast were laughing, Zhou Xingchi was angry, and Ruya's face was full of ferocity, wishing to kill that bastard Li Haoran.
What does this mean?
Does it mean that he had sex with Jackie Chan and Li Lianjie?
My aunt can bear it, but my grandma can't bear it!
He misunderstood Li Haoran, and thought he was the wit who knew him best, a genius, but now he realizes that he is a lowly one!
he must...
Zhou Xingchi hadn't thought of what to do with Li Haoran yet, Li Haoran's voice full of blessings came: "By the way, I told you something about that old brother just now."
Zhou Xingchi hadn't thought of what to do with Li Haoran yet, Li Haoran's voice full of blessings came: "By the way, I told you something about that old brother just now."
Jackie Chan has been listening, and he pointed to his big nose and said silently: "Are you talking about me?"
Zhou Xingchi and Li Lianjie nodded together.
Li Haoran's voice quickly continued: "The standard of a good man in the new century: he must be able to go to the temple and go to the kitchen; he can write love poems and sing the wolf of the north; he can afford a BMW and pay for a building; I can fight against profiteers; I can wash diapers and paint old walls; I can repair computers and carry refrigerators; I can resist temptation and coax my mother-in-law; the most important point is: being loyal to my wife is like being loyal to the party!"
Brother Jackie Chan was speechless, and Li Haoran's smiling voice came: "Second Sister, the conditions I set for him are enough for you to love for a lifetime!"
Zhou Xingchi almost died of anger, and after a while he roared: "...I'll blow your lungs!"
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When the perspective came to the Mushroom House, Li Haoran moved his ears back. He was really afraid that his ears would be deafened by the "Second Sister" pretending to be the star master. The name that made his jaw almost drop to the ground happened.
The courtyard door of the mushroom house, which was facing his line of sight, was suddenly pushed open, and the familiar figures of Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi came into view. Seeing Li Haoran staring at them dully, he waved his hand with a smile: "Xiao Ranran, hello!"
Master Xing: "Li Haoran, I remember today's insult..."
Hearing Master Xing's angry voice, Li Haoran finally came back to his senses, his shocked eyes widened, and he pointed at Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi in disbelief and shouted: "They...they...in the yard, Yuan Ge and Zhang Xiyi The second sister is in the yard, we...we..."
"What?"
The few people in the hall heard the words, they all looked like big roosters with their feathers blown up, they swished their heads and looked towards the yard, with expressions like they had seen a ghost...
H6's strange eyes made the couple in love confused, so they took a closer look at each other, handsome, beautiful, all right?What happened to them?It's not that they don't know each other?
Ignoring Yuan Hong who was puzzled, He Jiong was dumbfounded and said: "Hiss! Then who is the person who called us? The phone is still connected!"
On the other side of the phone: "We won't be recording this show, let your leaders come and give us an explanation..."
Hearing the familiar and highly recognizable voices of Master Xing, Brother Jackie Chan, and Li Lianjie, Huang Lei took a breath, sat up from the chair quickly, gritted his teeth and said: "My God, could it be that it is really a star?" Lord them?"
"There shouldn't be such powerful voice-changing software in this world!" He Jiong was sweating coldly.
3.4 Li Haoran was stunned, then grabbed the phone, lay down on the table and yelled: "My God! Hey, hey... Master Xing, Master Xing, my dear Master Xing, I was wrong, I didn't mean to..."
……
"To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be dishonest! Master Xing, please clean up Li Haoran who we can't do anything about him, please beat him hard."
"After getting to know H6, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously. I am so smart, and they can all become celebrities and make a lot of money. Why should I move bricks at the construction site?"
"Li Haoran fully explained one point for us: there must be a road before the road, and I can't stop if there is a road."
"My pet pig laughed while watching the live broadcast, why do you still have a bitter face, hahahahaha...".
Chapter 215 A Heart-warming Scene (1/10 Ask for a Reward, Please Order All)
After all, it was a ridiculous misunderstanding. Under the persuasion of Li Lianjie, a peacemaker, and many times of Kanxuan from the director team, Master Xing and Jackie Chan finally accepted the misunderstanding.
Unhappy and cautiously accompanied by H6, he walked into the mushroom house. Master Xing and Jackie Chan sat in the pergola with cold faces, making the scene extremely embarrassing.
In H6, the two hosts, Li Haoran and He Jiong, had intersected with the three heavenly kings. Huang Lei was called a teacher by many people.
These three qualifications are placed in the current Chinese entertainment industry, and they belong to the kind of giants who are unrivaled. Today, they have been ruthless by them, and they are so deadly.
After looking at each other for a while, Li Haoran and He Jiong could only bite the bullet and go out.
When people are old, they have a childish temper, so they have to be coaxed like a child.
Judging from the lingering anger on the faces of Master Xing and Jackie Chan, if they are not coaxed well, the show will be difficult to record.
Li Haoran picked up the teacup, handed it to Zhou Xingchi 03 respectfully, and said, "Master Xing, have you scolded me for a long time and I am thirsty now? Master Xing, drink tea."
Reaching out without hitting the smiling face, Zhou Xingchi glanced at Li Haoran and took the teacup, took a sip and snorted coldly: "Didn't you say that we should cook and boil water by ourselves? Why, what's the situation now?"
Hearing this, Huang Lei quickly explained with a sneer: "How can it be! Others will work hard for us when they come, so you three should rest!"
Nodding his head, Zhou Xingchi looked up at Li Haoran.
Li Haoran was ashamed all of a sudden, and said depressedly: "Master Xing, don't be like this, okay? I said it was a misunderstanding. I really know it's you. I have already met you at the entrance of the village. You have to believe that my character is enough Sincere, just like my flourishing beauty."
"Pfft!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
Fat Di and the fans who watched the live broadcast were amused together. It's this time. Li Haoran still didn't forget the funny comparison of his original intention. It really is... to die!
Master Xing didn't speak or smile, with a cold face without any expression, Li Haoran's expression froze with a sneer, and quickly swore: "What I said is absolutely true, I admire you so much, how can I amuse you!"
"... I believe you."
What Xing Ye said suddenly surprised Li Haoran, but before he was allowed to be grateful, Xing Ye waved his hand and said: "But you can't just let you go so cheaply, it will teach children badly, and let them not know the importance of respecting the elderly .”
"I know it's not that simple!"
Li Haoran rolled his eyes, spread his hands helplessly and said, "Well, you always talk about how to punish, right? I admit it, do you want me to cook for you myself?"
"I heard that Huang Xiaochu is good at cooking, so I eat the dregs that you can't swallow?"
Zhou Xingchi sneered mercilessly, making the fans who watched the live broadcast burst into laughter, and the bullet screen quickly agreed, helping Master Xing to scold Li Haoran.
While being funny, fans can also see that the relationship between the two is really good.
Master Xing's tone of scolding Li Haoran always gave them a sense of elders lecturing younger generations. At least they saw the eyes of Dahua, Fat Di, Yuan Hong, and Zhang Xiyi looking at Li Haoran with envy.
In fact, it is not difficult to understand that the reason why Master Xing likes Li Haoran is because this junior understands him and understands him from the bottom of his heart. He said that he loved you for ten thousand years, which almost made him cry, and said that it made his blood spurt. His words of "I want to be able to cover my eyes again this day" reached his heart.
In the last scene of "Seeing" last night, the scene of Master Xing holding back tears and saying thank you to Li Haoran is still lingering in the minds of countless fans.
Thinking of the desolate and gratifying murmur of gratitude, how can fans not understand the mood of the lonely Xingye.
"Li Haoran understands Master Xing, and Master Xing also likes Li Haoran, and his attitude towards him is like that of my own uncle towards me, cursing and scolding, caring ruthlessly!"
"Li Haoran understands Master Xing, and Master Xing also likes Li Haoran, and his attitude towards him is like that of my own uncle towards me, cursing and scolding, caring ruthlessly!"
"Indeed, Master Xing gave Li Haoran a big compliment last night, saying that he is the post-90s young man he admires the most."
"Once upon a time, I only saw Master Xing in full bloom, but I never imagined that in ten years, he has already aged so much, and the old heart is even older."
"Why don't Master Xing accept Li Haoran as his apprentice or godson?"
"That's just your imagination. Master Xing and Li Haoran are unlikely to agree. People in their realm only care about the blending of hearts."
"It's disgusting to say, it should be a hero who cherishes a hero!"
"..."
The fans talked a lot, and Huang Lei was in a hurry to promise that he would use his full strength to make dishes that the three were satisfied with, making them very satisfied.
Li Haoran, who was despised, sneered, and secretly despised Master Xing for his ignorance. He is a talented student who has trained as a chef in Lanxiang, okay?Really long hair but short knowledge!
Zhou Xingchi continued: "As for how to punish you? You know that I like the story of Journey to the West. "Wukong Biography" will be sent to me as soon as it is finished. You know my email address."
"What?"
Hearing Zhou Xingchi's unquestionable words, Li Haoran was directly stunned.
Who said I was going to write "Wukong Biography"?
Master Xing, you are really an old child!
How can I refuse at this time?
Or did you plan ahead?
Li Haoran was depressed, but the fans were all overjoyed when they heard the words. The bullet screen was full of thumbs up expressions, praising Master Xing for his wisdom and caring.
After a night of fermentation, the classic sentences Li Haoran said today completely exploded on the Internet. The 207 paragraphs of words that seemed to have life made their hearts itch. They wanted to have a full meal with the original work, but unfortunately they could not find the original work.
On Li Haoran's Weibo, there are a lot of fans who "submit a letter" to ask for orders. They strongly urge Li Haoran to write "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" and "Wukong Biography".
However, because Li Haoran has been recording the program, he can't open any communication software, and can only use the mobile phone provided by the program group, so the pleading seems vigorous, but in fact it has little effect, after all, the master can't see it.
It's all right now... Master Xing is indeed Master Xing, he understands them!
At this time, He Jiong also handed the tea to Brother Jackie Chan, and said with a smile on his face: "Brother, the Yunwu tea here is good, you come to taste it? Haven't seen each other for several years!?"
He Jiong in his forties is considered an old generation, Jackie Chan didn't scold Li Haoran like Zhou Xingchi, took the teacup, smiled wryly and said: "Okay, okay, just clear up the misunderstanding, don't make it so awkward. Don't drink tea for now, I don't like drinking tea before meals, is the breakfast you prepared ready? I'm starving to death."
"Uh!"
Everyone fell silent, and the smart Fat Di hurriedly raised the teacup to Li Lianjie to distract him, and said Nuonuo: "Mr. Li Lianjie, do you drink coffee or tea? We only have tea here..."
"...".
Chapter 216 The Reluctant Nazha (2/10 Ask for a reward, ask for a full order)
Modu, the crew of "The Ruffian Hero: Dawn Rises".
The busy shooting continued. Seeing that it was not her turn yet, Gu Li Nazha sat quietly on the side, trying to figure out the script, and waited for her own shooting after an hour.
Recently, Gu Li Nazha was badly accused of black acting skills, black EQ, and black character, but the entertainment industry pays attention to popularity, and her popularity rises when she is black. With the help of the brokerage company, the past two years can be called Film appointments continue.
From the TV series "Xuanyuan Sword" produced by Brother Hu became popular, guest starred in "The Breakup Master" by Deng Chao, "Police Story 2013" by Jackie Chan, and "Wanted in the City" by Zhao Wenzhuo, the resources are endless.
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