"The poor women's football players, how come no one pays attention to them?"
"National football team members: No, don't get me wrong, I didn't target you, but said that everyone here is rubbish!"
"Strongly recommend disbanding men's football and using the money to build free stadiums."
"The men's national football team should be pulled out and shot for three minutes..."
Fans quickly praised Li Haoran for his super-powerful talk, but the national football players had already passed out crying in the toilet, and tonight they were in a mess again.
The game continued, and this trip to Longtan alone was just the beginning of Wang Shuang's performance. In the 69th minute, Wang Shuang took a long-range free kick on the right side. Neither the Huaxia players nor Chaomo players in the penalty area touched the ball. Chaomo 182 The goalkeeper made a misjudgment and watched the ball fly into the goal.
Li Haoran's roar did not stop during this period of time...
"Ah... the ball was stolen, the ball was stolen, the left back Xue Jiao stole the ball, the ball was passed to Wang Shuang, Wang Shuang took the ball, and broke through when there were chasing soldiers in front and interceptions in the back..."
"Penalty!!! Penalty!!! Wang Shuang!!! Wang Shuang!!! Wang Shuang has made a contribution. At this moment, she is possessed by Li Haoran. She is not a god, but a human being."
"The great Chinese nation! The great Chinese left back! The great Wang Shuang! She is not fighting alone, there are 1000 billion Chinese fans behind her..."
"The penalty kick was taken by captain No. 10 Wang Shuang, um, could it be that Wang Shuang and Li Xiufu changed their jersey numbers... hit the goal... the ball went in... Chao Mo's goalkeeper fell in the stands!!!!".
Chapter 245 The Most Handsome Best Man Group in History
"Imitate the classic commentary of Mr. Huang Jianxiang, bad review, bad review, bad review!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"Shameless, you still possessed Li Haoran, and I also possessed Demacia! I'm speechless, Wang Shuangniu will shut you up~ what a mess!"
"There are 1000 billion Chinese fans behind her, Li Haoran, are you serious? Are you serious?-"
"The penalty kick was captain No. 10 Wang Shuang, um, could it be that Wang Shuang and Li Xiufu changed their jersey numbers... hit the goal... the ball went in... Chao Mo's goalkeeper fell on the stand! This paragraph made me laugh so hard !"
"Damn it, Li Haoran's show is simply beautiful, Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, good fortune Zhong Shenxiu, the spirit of gathering heaven and earth..."
"This forces me to score 103 points. The extra three points are support, one point is encouragement, and one point is my sister's love for you."
"Li Haoran is amazing! This commentary simply combines the styles of the four football hosts Huang Jianxiang, Han Qiaosheng, Duan Xuan, and Zhai Jun into one, creating his unique commentary style!"
"What should I do if I'm swollen? After watching Li Haoran's commentary, what should I do if I can't watch football without him?"
"..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded with laughter, and the fans' expressive messages filled the screen, making people dizzy to watch.
And this roar of the soul also plunged Mushroom House into a thunderstorm of joy. Fatty and the second sister, who had the lowest laugh, burst into tears laughing together, and their stomach hurt from laughing.
After finally stopping the laughter, the second sister hugged Fat Di Xianxiu's shoulders, and couldn't help laughing and said, "How can Li Haoran be so funny? How does he have such a brain?"
He Jiong replied with a twitch of laughter: "Who knows how to look like this, this enchanting little guy!!"
As a senior host, He Jiong knew Mr. Huang Jianxiang who was expelled from CCTV. It was because of his acquaintance that he felt it was extra funny. This classic commentary by an old friend was almost played by Li Haoran into a fool!
Huang Lei's fat body trembled with a smile, and he commented to the point: "It is indeed a monster! The national team belongs to the national team. In terms of overall level, the host of CCTV is really good!"
Yuan Hong nodded his head. He usually watches football and understands football, so he kept wiping away his tears when he was amused. He fell in love with Li Haoran's way of explaining.
Seeing with his own eyes that Li Haoran, who is much younger than him, is so brilliant, so popular, and so talented, Yuan Hong couldn't help but breed a plan in his mind...
Turning his head to look at his fiancée Zhang Xiyi on the right, Yuan Hong whispered, but the voice was enough for the camera to pick up the sound, and suggested: "Second sister, can we invite Haoran to be the master of ceremonies for our wedding?"
Hearing this, Zhang Xiyi realized instantly, nodded her head brightly and said, "I agree! But Haoran is not married yet, so he can't be the master of ceremonies?"
After a pause, Zhang Xiyi pretended to suggest, "Why don't you let Haoran be your best man?"
"also."
Yuan Hong nodded, then showed off with his fingers under the watchful eyes of the fans, and said in a low voice: "As the best man, I invited my good buddies Hu Ge, Peng Yuyan, Ma Tianyu, and Haoran just made up four."
Zhang Xiyi kept nodding his head, and when Yuan Hong finished speaking, he showed worry, "I don't know if Haoran will agree? Is he free?"
With a confident smile on his face, Yuan Hong patted his mouth and said: "Hao Ran seems to say that there are not many shows recently, I sincerely invite him..."
Zhang Xiyi held the powder fist, smiled sweetly and sprinkled dog food: "Come on!!"
Yuan Hong understood, and kissed Zhang Xiyi in the air, making the fans who followed them shudder, and goosebumps all over their bodies!
Yuan Hong understood, and kissed Zhang Xiyi in the air, making the fans who followed them shudder, and goosebumps all over their bodies!
In fact, fans don't know that Zhang Xiyi and Yuan Hong came to "Longing for Life" to create a wave of popularity, and raise their reputation to a higher level through the well-prepared wedding.
In private, they have already sent invitations. He Jiong and Huang Lei are too busy to go to Germany to attend their wedding. Fatty has no time. After the Dahua show is finished, they have to return to the group. Star Master, Jackie Chan, and Li Lianjie Let alone, only Li Haoran agreed to them.
Li Haoran has indeed agreed to attend the wedding, but in order to maximize the benefits, Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi have to perform and use the three male gods Hu Ge, Peng Yuyan, and Li Haoran to attract the attention of the media.
Sure enough, the planning of Tangren Films was successful. When the two muttered these words, the fans of the three male gods were enlightened. They had to pay attention to this wedding.
"Brother Hu, Peng Yuyan, and Yuan Hong are all from Immortal Sword, and only Li Haoran is from a scumbag!"
0 ・・・ Ask for flowers ・・・
"Yuan Hong's face is quite big. Hu Ge, Peng Yuyan, Li Haoran, and Ma Tianyu are four male gods as best men. Thinking about it, he is very handsome!"
"Hu Ge is elegant and handsome, Peng Yuyan is handsome and handsome, Ma Tianyu is handsome and handsome, Li Haoran is handsome and earth-shattering, Yuan Hong, are you sure you want to invite the four of them as best men?"
"I'll go, this should be the most handsome best man team in history!"
"...!!"
Fans were talking about it, and the news about the most handsome best man team in history began to spread slowly under the force of Tang Ren Pictures' troupe. I believe tomorrow's news will be reported.
In the mushroom house, everyone was still smiling and watching TV and Li Haoran's commentary.
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Jackie Chan, Zhou Xingchi, and Dahua didn't quite understand the way people from the mainland made fun, and they didn't know Huang Jianxiang's commentary on his death. Seeing everyone laughing so happily, their appearance was a little unclear.
But after seeing this soul roar, even if they don't understand these stalks, they still find it inexplicably funny and think Li Haoran is very talented.
Zhou Xingchi laughed dumbfounded with his iceberg-like face, turned his head to Jackie Chan and said, "If my "Shaolin Soccer" hasn't been filmed yet, I will definitely ask him to participate in it. He will definitely attract a lot of popularity by appearing as a guest commentator in the film."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Jackie Chan smiled heartily, nodded with a big nose and said: "I also have the same thought. Li Haoran is born with a sense of joy and has many fans. It should be good to invite him to participate in my movie."
"What's your movie?"
"I have a script in hand, the movie is called "Blood of the Machine". I think Li Haoran is quite suitable to play my partner. I originally wanted to give the role to Xiaozhu..."
Hearing the words from the two elderly people beside him, Huang Lei, who had a painful smile on his face, quickly explained: "Master Xing, Brother Jackie Chan, CCTV hosts are not allowed to take on movies and TV dramas."
"Is there such a rule?" The two were surprised.
Huang Lei nodded and explained with a smile: "There is indeed such a rule. I wonder if CCTV will make an exception for Haoran."
Zhou Xingchi and Jackie Chan instantly understood, and after a little thought, Jackie Chan laughed and said: "I will send an invitation to CCTV, Li Haoran is really suitable for acting in movies.".
Chapter 246 The Decline of Xiangjiang Movie Superstars
"Brother Jackie Chan's new movie is called "Blood of the Machine"? Is it a sci-fi movie? Looking forward to it, Li Haoran's prosperous beauty should be shown in the movie!"
"I'm dizzy! Brother Jackie Chan also learned to promote in advance in order to make money. How prodigal is his son?"
"To be honest, I don't approve of Li Haoran's participation in Jackie Chan's movie. Big Brother's previous movies are indeed classics, but now the output is like diabetes collapse, and the quality has seriously declined. Li Haoran will lose his image if he participates in the film."
"The emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry. It is impossible for Li Haoran to participate in the movie."
"why?"
"CCTV is a state-owned enterprise, the face of the country, the system is above everything else, and the rules are paramount. Do you think CCTV will change the rules for Li Haoran alone?"
"Uh... probably not!" "Six Three Three"
"..."
There were a lot of barrage discussions, and many smart people pointed out that Jackie Chan was suspected of promoting the film, which immediately caused a lot of complaints, and the overwhelming majority did not want to watch it.
This scene caught the person in charge of Jackie Chan's agency by surprise, and felt that his face was extremely black. After the black face, he sighed that the people in the mainland have learned to be smart, so it's not easy to lie!
The fact is indeed the case. Today's fans are becoming more and more rational about celebrity consumption. There are not many people or things in the entertainment industry who can sell their feelings. In the works, the fairy sword is one, and the love apartment is one.
Then the big movie "Love Apartment" in 2018... let alone! !
Among the stars, Zhou Xingchi’s output is not high, but he can buy his feelings. Jackie Chan’s works are too frequent, a few a year, and most of them hit the street. Fans have no feelings for him. They will never say that I owe you a movie. Tickets like this.
I have to admit that among the three current kings, only Zhou Xingchi has a good reputation. Li Lianjie has already passed away due to immigration problems, and Jackie Chan is about to die in his later years in order to pay off his son's debts.
In addition, Zhou Runfa, Liang Chaowei, and Liang Jiahui all took bad movies, which led to a sharp drop in word-of-mouth. In 2018, Xu Zheng, Huang Bo, and Shen Teng from the Mesozoic era were all well-known in the entertainment industry. It has to be said that it is a pity to decline.
Back to the topic, when Jackie Chan and Zhou Xingchi were discussing about "inviting" Li Haoran to participate in the movie, the game on the Lark Cloud football field was also going on.
Although Wang Shuang's penalty kick had an element of luck, there is no doubt about Wang Shuang's excellent footwork. In the opening game two weeks ago, she used a free kick [Full Moon Scimitar] to break the Han Guo team's goal.
There is no doubt that in the future, Wang Shuang's skills and tactics of the Chinese women's football team will be extremely good, and the highly ornamental style of play is also very eye-catching. All kinds of incredible extraordinary and world waves will definitely feast the eyes.
And Wang Shuang is called the female Messi. In addition to her personal strength, the Chinese women's football team also plays Barcelona's pass-and-control tactics, which sets off Wang Shuang so much like Messi.
Of course, the Huaxia women's football team has not acquired the essence of passing and controlling football. Judging from the excitement of the whole game, the playing style is rather boring. It is not as pleasing to the eye as Barcelona, and the mercury is pouring down the ground.
But the women's football girls still have some skills. It is easy to play a teaching style of play in partial scrambling and passing cooperation. Flash, it's interesting.
But the women's football girls still have some skills. It is easy to play a teaching style of play in partial scrambling and passing cooperation. Flash, it's interesting.
As the game progressed, the Huaxia women's football team with Wang Shuang as the arrow completely crushed the Chaomo women's football team, killing Han Guo first, and then Chaomo immediately, achieving a double kill against Gaoli Bangzi, which won a lot of applause.
"Wang Shuang, the best striker in China (including men's football) is not one of them."
"Indeed, Wang Shuang can vaguely see the shadow of the martial arts king, but he lacks a little bit of Wu Lei's verve in his finishing touch... unexpectedly they all entered!"
"Wang Shuang's skills and awareness are really top-notch, making the men's football team ashamed!"
"Li Haoran's commentary also made the hosts of domestic commentators ashamed, why is he cheating so much?"
"..."
The crushing game was in line with the wishes of Huaxia fans, and Li Haoran's commentary was also in line with their wishes, with witty words and jokes raining down. The fans who watched the live broadcast couldn't imagine that this guy could talk like this after dozens of minutes.
"Park Xiuna can block Wang Shuang's one shot, and Wang Shuang's two shots. I believe she can't stop Wang Shuang from always shooting..."
"The quality of the turf in the fee-paying stadium is high. If it is a public stadium, Li Xiufu's midfield pass is a ground ball, and by the time Wang Shuang receives it, it has turned into a header. 0.."
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