Undoubtedly, "Farewell to Cambridge" is an immortal masterpiece in modern poetry, which is enough to sing the famous poems through the ages.
There are not many people with cultural background among the people present, but most of them have been in the entertainment industry for decades, full of life experience, more or less have some appreciation ability, and know how to distinguish good from bad.
They couldn't be sure how powerful Li Haoran's poem was, but they knew that at least ordinary people like them could listen to it very well. With Li Haoran's talent, it shouldn't be far behind.
"Looking for a dream? Take a long punt pole and wander back to where the grass is greener; load a boat full of starlight, and sing in the colorful starlight."
The last paragraph of "June [-]" is very romantic, with soothing rhythm, light movements, lingering affection, and at the same time touched everyone with a touch of sadness.
Using simple vocabulary, it depicts a brilliant color, making people feel that the scenery in front of them has become the scenery reflected by the setting sun.
The scene was silent, the barrage was silent, everyone was shocked by this handed down classic...
"What a beautiful poem!!"
He Jiong, who was still alone in middle age, was stunned. He was the first to react. He chewed the poem and remembered the past, his eyes turned red, and he had the urge to cry silently.
He understood the depressive feeling in the poem that confirms the ideal, steps into the dream, and gradually sinks in the beautiful scenery, and he can't help being touched by the scene.
Not only He Jiong was moved, but Zhao Liying, who was recently criticized by the media for being uneducated and hypocritical with her poems, was even more moved. She wished she could announce her relationship with her boyfriend on the spot.
Needless to say, CCTV's talented girl Zheng Wei, she could hear the classicism of this modern poem, and she was so moved that she almost melted after substituting it into it.
Everyone was moved by Li Haoran's classic poems, words of praise and words of exclamation slowly appeared on the barrage...
This is the power of "Farewell to Cambridge". It will make different people hear different moods, love, hate, sorrow, like a dream in summer, like a bell in a dream.
It's a pity that this bastard Li Haoran destroyed this rare beauty as usual, he is simply committing crimes! ! !
Walking to the center of the stage, Li Hao explained with a smile: "What is the core meaning of this poem? The meaning is very simple, and it can be summed up in the words of a great man."
"Ok?"
He Jiong and others looked at Li Haoran, wanting to hear how the original author explained this poem that made them love it crazy.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Li Haoran coughed and explained solemnly: "The great man said that there are two most difficult things in the world: one is putting your own thoughts into other people's heads; the other is putting other people's money in your own." In the pocket. The former is called a teacher, the latter is called a boss, and both are called a wife."
"Fighting with the teacher means I don't want to learn, fighting with the boss means I don't want to hang out, fighting with my wife means I don't want to live."
"So, please keep in mind that women should not be provoked casually: Qin Shihuang provoked Meng Jiangnv, and the newly built Great Wall was cried down; Cao Cao provoked Xiao Qiao, and the Chibi wooden boat was burned; Li Shimin provoked Wu Meiniang, and the country was taken away ;Xianfeng provoked Cixi, and the Qing Dynasty perished; Huang Shiren provoked a white-haired girl, and was shot as a bully..."
Spreading his hands, Li Haoran said helplessly in the face of everyone's 'what are you blind beeping': "So you must respect the woman around you. Don't get pissed with her! The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of her trouble!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
As soon as the words fell, there were complaints one after another at the scene, boos were loud.
Brother Hu and Wang Kai, who were intoxicated by the love of the beautiful Cambridge Bridge, raised their middle fingers immorally. Liu Yifei's snowy face flushed with anger, and he once again felt the suffocation when making a phone call.
Brother Hu and Wang Kai, who were intoxicated by the love of the beautiful Cambridge Bridge, raised their middle fingers immorally. Liu Yifei's snowy face flushed with anger, and he once again felt the suffocation when making a phone call.
The actions of the stars are justifiable, and anyone who encounters this situation wants to raise a knife to kill someone.
The beautiful artistic conception was interrupted, and everyone felt constipated, and hated Li Haoran to death.
Not only the scene was full of complaints, but also the CCTV live channel was full of complaints, condemning Li Haoran's dirty behavior, it's disgusting!
"Such a beautiful poem is actually interpreted in such a way. Although it sounds pretty good, it is very poisonous!"
"Li Haoran, you can roll as far as your thoughts go; you can roll as fast as the speed of light..."
"Mal Gobi, Li Haoran, did you drink too much Sanlu?"
"I didn't understand this poem very well, but I think this section of the explanation is very grounded. I have a deep understanding that a tigress can't be messed with!"
"Moral depravity! The country advocates equality between men and women!"
"Li Haoran said that monogamy means that the state protects men!"
"Fuck, Li Haoran, if Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao Zhi will help you solve it!"
"Li Haoran, get out of here, get out of here without stopping..."
"..."
The barrage is very lively, the screen is maxed out for the first time since the live broadcast, and it is impossible to see what the barrage is saying without pausing.
Hypocritical fans cursed the 'author' crazily. If they believed this interpretation, they would be damned. How could such a beautiful "Farewell to Cambridge" be interpreted with this interpretation?
The male compatriots who were bullied by the tigress were full of resentment, and the screen was full of tearful expressions. They were not moved by "Farewell Cambridge", but were moved by this funny story.
What Li Haoran said is too correct, fighting with the teacher means that you don't want to learn, fighting with the boss means you don't want to mix, fighting with your wife means you don't want to live! !
Every time they resist, they will be severely suppressed in the end!
What the hell! !
Zhao Liying and Zheng Xing enjoyed it very much in their hearts, Nourishing 4.6 In the love of Cambridge, which is difficult for women in this world to understand, a heart is not to mention how beautiful it is!
It's just that the two girls still couldn't avoid the ridiculous interpretations of slandering their sweetheart, and when they didn't pick and choose, the artistic conception was completely ruined!
Of course, the two women will never correct Li Haoran, they also worship women's rights first.
Hearing the ear-piercing boos, and facing the resentful gazes of celebrities with cultural background, Li Haoran spread his hands and said, "Did I say the difficulty was wrong? Don't try to reason with women, it's the truth!"
He Jiong gritted his teeth and asked, "Why is it the truth?"
Blinking his eyes, Li Haoran looked at He Jiong, pointed his hand, subconsciously pointed in the direction of Liu Yifei, and said seriously: "A creature that bleeds for seven days a month and survives on this planet is an existence against the sky, okay?".
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"Pfft!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
The audience burst into laughter. Although Li Haoran said it very cryptically, most people still understood the stalk of "a creature that bleeds for seven days a month and survives death", and all of them laughed heartily.
The barrage of laughing urine, Liu Yifei was the first to be caught by the camera and placed on the big screen. This full of malice almost made the fairy sister angry, and she personally demonstrated to Li Haoran what is the creature that bleeds for seven days and does not die?
No matter how simple any woman is, it is impossible to avoid the things that every woman has experienced, so whether it is Liu Yifei, Zhao Liying, or Zheng Wei, they all understand, and all of them covered their faces with their hands and lowered their heads.
Liu Yifei was ashamed and embarrassed, while Zhao Liying and Zheng Min were angry!
With their heads down, the two women wondered in their hearts if Li Haoran wanted to point at them, and then pointed in the wrong direction. Even if he had the guts, he wouldn't dare to act so boldly, would he?
The two girls guessed right, Li Haoran was indeed just pointing casually, without any ill intentions, and did not notice the dark complexion of the two girlfriends, in He Shouwu's suppressed smile, 28 kept talking nonsense in a serious manner.
"Scientific proof: when a woman is intuitive, her imagination is second only to Van Gogh, when she catches a rape, her IQ is second only to Einstein, when a woman is broken in love, her writing skills are second only to Mo Yan, and when she is angry, her combat power is second only to Ott Man, when a woman goes crazy, the danger is second only to the Tibetan Mastiff!"
When Li Haoran said this, his expression was very serious, as if he was reciting a wise saying, his serious and funny comparison successfully made everyone laugh.
There was constant laughter at the scene, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was extremely noisy...
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Li Haoran summed it up so brilliantly. Does he know women so well?"
"Damn it, you're right, Li Haoran, you're only twenty years old! How many bathhouses did you spend when you were young to sum up these truths?"
"When Li Haoran said this, I finally understood that we only see when others are awesome, but we don't see the hard days before others are awesome."
"Haven't you guys forgotten the Li Haoran documentary broadcast on CCTV's "People" program? It was said that Li Haoran had a girlfriend in college and was dumped by her in the end!"
"Li Haoran is such a perfect man, I really don't understand why my first love in college dumped him?"
"That's right! The mosaic fragment in "Longing for Life" proves that Li Haoran's brothers are not small!"
"Li Haoran: After I was dumped by you back then, I never thought about your badness. I was so stupid to think that maybe it was my problem. Maybe it was because I didn't deserve you. Even if you don't love me, I still hope that you happiness."
"Li Haoran's subtext is actually: the beginning is beautiful, the process is very tiring, the ending is sad, and it is difficult to wake up—this is love."
"Cry for yourself, laugh for others, this is the so-called life."
"..."
In a large-scale commercial event center in Guangzhou, Gulinaza, as the spokesperson of the brand, came to the scene to cheer and help out. After finishing work, she quickly turned on her mobile phone to watch the live broadcast of "Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival".
When I clicked on the live broadcast, it happened to be when Li Haoran said this passage, her face was super dark when she heard it, and she had the feeling that Li Haoran was talking about her.
When I clicked on the live broadcast, it happened to be when Li Haoran said this passage, her face was super dark when she heard it, and she had the feeling that Li Haoran was talking about her.
When the two fell in love, she was arrogant and guarded, always harboring all kinds of wariness and temptations towards Li Haoran.
Fortunately, Li Haoran answered all the questions correctly and gave her satisfactory answers every time he tried, and was very loyal to this love from the beginning to the end.
It's a pity that Li Haoran was still studying hard when she was in her senior year. She had already become famous and became a starlet respected by fans.
Fans of the entertainment industry dazzled her eyes, and felt that she and her boyfriend were people in two worlds, and because Li Haoran didn't allow her to do this, she didn't allow her to do that, so she had a temper tantrum and proposed to break up.
Gu Li Nazha did not regret it after breaking up, but she also complied with her ex-boyfriend's request, not to participate in the drinking party of the opposite sex, not to shoot buzz scenes, not to accept passionate|sensual scenes, and sometimes she had to use a double instead.
Now watching the barrage of netizens teasing, I suddenly remembered that I guarded myself like a jade for Li Haoran, but this guy was deeply in the gentleness. Gu Li Nazha regretted the temper of the princess at that time.
Obviously my heart has been subdued, why can't my mouth be subdued!
Apart from regretting, Gu Li Nazha also resented Li Haoran's decision very much.
He clearly agreed to work for Huawei as an operator, but why did he go to CCTV, and he became more popular than himself in just one month!
"This bastard... This suit is so handsome!"
As a trendy fashionista in the entertainment industry, Nazha has a very trendy taste in dressing. A pair of "golden eyes" trained in magazines can naturally see the expensive price of the suit worn by her ex-boyfriend. She understands that people rely on clothes and horses. It is also suitable for boyfriends.
With gloomy eyes and distracted thoughts staring at the phone screen, staring at her ex-boyfriend who had never been so handsome, Gu Li Nazha felt very uncomfortable.
Time and time again, I made up my mind not to pay attention to my ex-boyfriend, but I couldn't help but always click on my phone and search for news about my ex-boyfriend, as if possessed by a demon!
At the live broadcast, Li Haoran didn't know that his ex-girlfriend was saddened by his prosperous beauty, and he still made jokes with He Jiong to set off the atmosphere.
"Gentlemen, give up the 300 resistance. This is a creature that cannot be provoked. A proper compromise often brings unexpected surprises. Pet her and listen to her. I hope all the lovely dear sisters will like me. !"
After Li Haoran finished speaking, the audience immediately burst into thunderous applause, and the girls clapped with all their might.
Fan Kuang, Yang Mi, Kan Qingzi, Yang Zi, Guan Xiaotong, Liu Yifei, Jiang Shuying, Zhang Xueying were all applauding and smiling brightly.
Li Haoran's previous paragraph was not very pleasant, and he was suspected of deliberately exaggerating the horror of women, but the last paragraph was very pleasant and suited their appetite.
Of course, Yang Mi, who is used to being bullied by Li Haoran, firmly does not believe these words. In her opinion, this guy is just talking nonsense and deceiving people with his eyes open!
Li Haoran was still lying, and said loudly: "Lesbians are all good things. I have the following summary: Thin ones are called slim, fat ones are called plump, demonic ones are called beautiful women, tricky ones are called talented women, dull ones are called gentlemen The fierce ones are called straightforward, the silly ones are called sunshine, the cruel ones are called cold and gorgeous, the earthy ones are called dignified, the foreign ones are called temperament, the strange ones are called personality, the gangsters are called capable, the crazy ones are called tasteful, the tender ones are called beautiful, and the old ones are called It is called Feng|The rhyme is still there, the cow is called Aoxue Lingfeng, the idle is called pursuing self, the weak and windy is called Xiaoniaoyiren, and the unlike woman is called Super Girl! "
After a pause, Li Haoran said with a smile: "Everyone thinks what I said is right?".
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