The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Hearing Li Haoran's words, Liu Yifei's pretty face turned pale, and she thought that she had escaped by luck, but she didn't know that she would still be complained about in the end.

Thinking of the grievances and grievances with Li Haoran, Sister Shenxian was terrified in her heart, a little deer was jumping wildly, and there was an urge to escape from the scene.

"Because I took the filming of "The Third Kind of Love", this guy called me a traitor. This guy ignored me so much. If he complained about me, he must be very ruthless, even more ruthless than complaining about Fan Yan!"

Liu Yifei thought timidly! !

Of course, no matter how dissatisfied with Li Haoran's actions in his heart, there is the sentence he once said: I used to like Liu Yifei so much. In this life, if she does not marry, Liu Yifei will find it difficult to hate Li Haoran as a black fan.

No star is willing to hate fans who are better than him. "Seven Two Three" at least Liu Yifei feels that he can't hate a super handsome guy who liked him.

Liu Yifei felt that if her girlfriends knew that Li Haoran was her big fan, liked her crazily, and said that she would not marry unless she was the only one, that would be a lot of face!

One must know that among the most handsome male stars in the entertainment industry, Li Haoran ranks in the top three. If not for his femininity, Li Haoran's sunny handsomeness will definitely dominate the list.

Today's little girls like Han Fan'er's sissy dress, while older sisters like Liu Yifei like Li Haoran, a healthy, sunny, and powerful man who feels safe!

What's more, I have to thank Li Haoran for this matter. She broke the contract for this movie openly because of "patriotic" reasons. Although she paid a lot of compensation, she also won the support of countless fans.

With the attribute of patriotism, her mother has been soft on receiving notifications these days, which made her slightly weak stardom shine again.

As Yang Mi said, good advice is good for deeds, and good medicine is good for disease. If Li Haoran hadn't really chased her, he would never give her a "reminder". How could he not be grateful.

Furthermore, the most important point is that for the first time as a director of "Excellent acting leads to directing", Liu Yifei has been fascinated by the short and succinct "Tuner", and really wants to use this work to start her directing career.

Therefore, Liu Yifei always wanted to improve the relationship between the two of them. Seeing that Li Haoran was about to open his mouth, he quickly raised his hands in surrender and said, "Li Haoran, can you stop complaining about me?"

Li Haoran, who was about to complain, was taken aback for a moment, stopped talking, scratched his head and said, "Would it be bad to do this, after complaining about you, my mission is complete!"

Liu Yifei immediately put on a pitiful expression, bowed his head and said, "Please! Look, when you bought your "Tuner" script, you said that I was not suitable for acting in Han Guo movies. My mommy and I respect your opinion very much. , I resigned from the movie right away, for the sake of my sincerity, don't complain about me, okay?"

As soon as the words fell, there were endless screams at the awards ceremony! !

Fans of Sister Fairy were in an uproar, feeling extremely anxious. Hearing this tone, and thinking about the impressive performances of Li Haoran and the female guests, could it be that the two have something to do?Do the two have any dark secrets?

"Li Haoran, if you dare to take advantage of my idol, I will kill you!"

"Li Haoran, please continue to complain! Almost every comment made me laugh like crazy, please let me laugh again."

"I'd really like to hear how you complain about Sister Immortal, I don't care about your stinky and shameless attitude."

"To be honest, Li Haoran's complaints are really good. His comments are much more exciting than the movies."

"To be honest, Li Haoran's complaints are really good. His comments are much more exciting than the movies."

“Indeed, it’s better than watching a movie! [haha]”

The fans at the scene were almost full of praise, and Liu Yifei rolled his eyes because of the shocking word "tucao". For the first time, he felt that the typical fans watching the excitement was not a big deal.

Li Haoran on the stage frowned, and Sister Shenxian said clearly: Let's make up!It surprised him a bit.

"Resign from "The Third Way of Love"?"

Li Haoran didn't expect Liu Yifei to follow his kind "suggestion". It can only be said that this girl's life was good enough to escape the biggest disaster in her previous life.

From the bottom of his heart, Li Haoran laughed. After all, she was the fairy sister he liked in the previous life, and it is very happy to be able to be pure and pure in this life.

Seeing Li Haoran's warm smile, Liu Yifei believed in his own judgment more and more, and the expression on his pretty face became more silly and cute, and he bowed and said, "Please! You haven't praised me before!"

"Uh!"

Li Haoran blushed a little, and wanted to agree to the request of the fairy sister, but felt the unkind eyes of his real girlfriend Zhao Liying, how could he agree...

Calling "threats" from a genuine girlfriend is useless, but you can still make complaints about it. If Liu Yifei lets her go after begging for mercy, then Ying Bao's sea of ​​jealousy will not drown him.

"Fellow Daoists who live in poverty and never die, for the sake of brother's happy life, Liu Yifei, I'm sorry, you should pay the debt for the sins you committed in your previous life!"

Making a decision like lightning in his heart, Li Haoran gestured with both hands in the expression of the fairy sister Qi Yi, and said with a smile: "It is not a miracle that a bad film sells well at the box office, whether it is in the Chinese film industry or the world film industry. It is definitely a unique "spectacle" in the Chinese film industry that bad movies can release sequels one after another, and continue to sell well, and the "Pen Fairy" series and the "Four Famous Catchers" series belong to this category."

These words are by no means a compliment, Sister Shenxian can still understand, her cute expression gradually froze, and after a moment of stunned by the laughter of the audience, she sat down with her mouth pursed and dissatisfied, staring angrily at the incomprehensible Li Haoran was so depressed to death.

"Liu Yifei's anger gauge has reached 42%, please continue to work hard..."

"Yang Mi is my eternal pain. My first defeat in the mission was born like this. How wonderful you are!!"

Sighing in his heart, Li Haoran complained purely to heal the trauma in Zhao Liying's heart: "Luckily among misfortunes, the name of this film is "The Finale of Four Famous Detectives". It seems that there is absolutely no possibility of a fourth episode in 2.3. .”

"The story frame of this movie is mediocre, the rhythm is not good, the editing depends on the mood, the story is crazy, and the actors have concave shapes. Liu Yifei continued his stiff, exaggerated, pale, and artificial performance style, adding important factors to the double failure of the movie's reputation and box office. Weights."

"..."

Not surprisingly, after some complaints, the anger value of the fairy sister Liu Yifei also reached the 70 mark, and more than three-quarters of the task was completed.

It's a pity that Yang Mi is super calm, Li Haoran can't use words to shake his bottom line, so he can only give up with regret, and welcome the birth of his first defeat in the mission.

However, Li Haoran will never sit still. In order not to embarrass himself who suffers from diabetes insipidus, after finishing the spitting session, he decided to play an ice bucket challenge in front of the camera, pretending to be aggressive and covering up...

Chapter 369 Push Ma Yun (2/7 for full subscription, please reward)

The funny and hilarious official complaints session came to an end, and the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival kicked off grandly.

Introduced by DJ Magneto, new actress Ma Sichun and Running Man member Zheng Kai presented the "Best Supporting Actor" and "Best Supporting Actress" awards.

Both of them are very good at playing tricks. On the stage, they make witty remarks and jokes with each other. There is a clear division of labor between teasing and flattering. They have the potential to be hosts.

It's a pity that all the stars lost interest after being bullied by CCTV, and the audience couldn't arouse their interest. They turned their attention to discussing the classic "Farewell to Cambridge" and discussing the wonderful official complaints.

"I left quietly, just as I came quietly; I waved my sleeves without taking a cloud. I dare to swear that this modern poem by Li Haoran is enough to be included in middle school Chinese textbooks as a teaching plan."

"A genius from Peking University is a genius from Peking University, and your uncle is your uncle!"

"I like Li Haoran's official complaints. It's hard enough for him. You can watch such a movie. How much perseverance is there to not vomit! If you want me to watch this kind of bad movie, I definitely can't do it. I thought it was The biggest blasphemy and waste of my life, I just want to reward myself with high-quality movies and please myself.”

"The words are so flowing, the situation is so hearty, I can read this poem for a lifetime!"

"Tucao is quite enjoyable and wonderful. A good film review is like a light in the dark... More lights... There will be fewer bad movies."

"Feel the realm of poisonous tongue!"

"It turned out that the complaints were so sharp and merciless, the language was rich, colorful and vivid, and the image was serious, and the cold humor and hot humor came all at once, and I couldn't help but laugh!"

"God's commentary, listening to those satirical comments about bad movies, shouting happily, doing justice for the heavens!"

"..."

The forums of Tianya, Zhihu, and Weibo were full of discussions, and the keywords of "Farewell to Cambridge" and "Official Tucao" were unprecedentedly popular, triggering heated discussions among netizens.

In contrast, the ratings of the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival have dropped. The fat leader was stunned by the tragic drop. Why did he return to before the liberation?

The main reason for the sharp decline in the ratings of the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival is naturally Li Haoran. "Farewell to Cambridge" and "Official Tucao" are too exciting. It's like eating a bear's paw and then eating chicken ribs. It's better to watch the barrage. .

After the awards ceremony started, Li Haoran hurried to the backstage of the show, greeted the staff, walked into the bathroom and stopped coming out, the reason was—constipation.

It was the first time since time travel that he failed to complete the task, and was about to face the inhumane punishment of diabetes collapse. How could Li Haoran be caught without a fight, he must resist and fight this doggy system to the end.

Didn't the system make him suffer from diabetes insipidus?

Then he will finish all the inventory ahead of time, and see how you make me pee.It can't be created out of thin air in violation of ergonomics, right?

If that's the case, he will be convinced!

However, it is really not safe to finish urinating in advance. What if the system can really create it out of thin air, so it is a wise choice to find another way to cover up the embarrassing scene of diabetes insipidus.

After thinking about it, Li Haoran thought of the ice bucket challenge that was popular all over the world in his previous life.Not only can you show yourself, but also you can pretend to increase your popularity, which is a good way.

Creativity is everywhere in this world, changing the clichés that people take for granted.

In the previous life, with the help of social networks, a bucket of ice water that combines games and charity is "soaking|soaking" the US empire, involving Europe and spreading to China.

How did the "Ice Bucket Challenge" become popular?

Why fire?

Who initiated it?

Who initiated it?

Li Haoran didn't know about it, but it didn't prevent this game from being popular all over the world.

Participants post videos of themselves being doused in ice water online, and participants can then ask others to join the event.

Invitees either have to complete the challenge within 24 hours or donate $100 to the ALS Foundation.

This challenge quickly became popular in the United States, and then swept the world, becoming the coolest topic in that hot-hot summer, with countless celebrities participating.

"In the previous life, the games launched by ordinary people were all popular all over the world. In this life, my popularity is so strong that it will definitely cause a boom in a short time. Who should I choose?"

Squatting in the bathroom, Li Haoran took out his mobile phone to search the address book, and finally dialed Ma Yunbaba's number.

Soon, Ma Yun connected his personal mobile phone, and his signature voice came: "Hello."

"Hello, is this Mr. Cholesterol Walking?"

"Uh!!"

Ma Yun's voice was dumbfounded, and he said sadly: "Li..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Haoran continued to speak in a CCTV accent: "I am your brother, the walking Hor-er-mon, how are you recently?"

Jack Ma finally couldn't take it anymore, and complained: "You fart, you kid, I have to meet the German president later, and I don't have time to beep with you."

"Nimma! This forces me to obey!"

Li Haoran slandered in his heart, and stopped being funny, and explained with a normal tone: "Mr. Ma, after the interview with "Big Star", didn't you tell me that you wanted to donate money but there was no good way?"

"What? Do you have a good idea?"

"Of course it is!"

Li Haoran replied with a smile, thinking of 063's scene from last night in his mind.

Generally, after a geological disaster occurs in the country, netizens across the country will force Ma Yun to donate 1 million yuan, jokingly saying that your donation is equal to our donation.

After being forced too many times, Ma Yun finally responded: It is much harder for the richest man to spend money than earn money, how to donate?How much to donate?Who to donate to?These are big problems, and the richest man can't be stupid and irresponsible.

The reason is very evasive, but it is not unreasonable!

Ma Yun said that he would rather bear the infamy than be forced to be charitable, as he would be very passive in the future.

But he has to donate, as that will be regarded as an unscrupulous capitalist by the people, which is not conducive to the development of Alibaba, so he plans to secretly set up a charitable trust fund of US$30 billion.

Ma Yun is not willing to be forced to do charity, but wants to let people know that he has done good deeds. Like Gutian Lejian Primary School, he is praised in a subtle way.

It's just that the common people nowadays are ghosts and ghosts, and it's a little difficult to make them think that doing this is not for show or selfishness.