The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

sweat! !

Li Haoran was ashamed, and hurriedly promised: "Zheng Xing, don't worry, it won't happen, it won't happen, it won't happen, it's because I was too nervous before, but now I'm not nervous anymore."

He stopped and looked Li Haoran up and down, and found that he had indeed calmed down. Zheng Xing heaved a sigh of relief, patted the somewhat expectant mouth and said, "Thank you, thank you!!"

sweat! ! !

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The recording room was not far from the restroom, and Li Haoran and Zheng Min rushed to the recording site very quickly. After seeing the frosty face of the middle-aged aunt Director Cui, Li Haoran immediately felt a strong temper born of dissatisfaction.

"Director Cui... sorry for keeping you waiting!"

As if meeting Li Haoran for the first time, Director Cui stared at the handsome Li Haoran, and thought of a call from Liu Ji, one of the giants in charge of culture, asking her to give Li Haoran another chance.

The giant's order could not be disobeyed, Director Cui resisted the anger of Li Haoran on the spot, and said in a low voice: "Don't talk nonsense, I will give you another chance, if you can't grasp it, write a resignation report!"

Director Cui thought that there was someone on top of this guy, but she never thought that there was no one on top of Li Haoran. The reason why the giant called was because his cousin who was suffering from depression was hilariously amused by Li Haoran's mistakes and wanted to see it. With this call.

Li Haoran also misunderstood, and thought that Director Cui was a good person, and said gratefully: "Thank you, Director Cui, if I make another word wrong, I will immediately pack up and leave."

"Go! The advertisement has been broadcast for nearly ten minutes, and the complaint calls are about to explode. By the way, calm down and stop being needlessly nervous, it won't help."

"Ok!"

After issuing the military order, Li Haoran and Zheng Min sat back in front of the camera of "News 30 Minutes".

Seeing that the director hadn't turned on the camera yet and was doing the final preparations, Zheng Xing turned to look at Li Haoran, clenched his fists and said, "Li Haoran, come on!!"

Sensing the nervousness of his teammate Zheng Xing, Li Haoran smiled, clenched his fists and raised his voice: "Yes! Come on!!"

After finishing speaking, Li Haoran said softly in his heart: "Use the [Calm Duan Hand] skill."

After the words fell, a mysterious and mysterious feeling filled his mind, Li Haoran instantly became very calm, sitting in front of the camera was as stable as Mount Tai, as if he had been live broadcasting old fritters for decades.

"what?"

Director Cui's piercing eyes trained for many years immediately noticed the difference in Li Haoran, observed for a moment, then nodded secretly: "It seems that there are still two brushes, not the silver-like pewter tip that came in through relationships."

Chapter 3 Is there such a show operation? (for collection)

Li Haoran and Zheng Xing were sitting upright, the last advertisement of the news channel was playing on the monitor behind them, pinching the advertisement time, the director gestured.

“5…4…3…2…1……开始！”

After the director finished speaking, the camera behind him instantly switched to the program log of "News 30 Minutes", the classic program soundtrack played, and the handsome couple Li Haoran and Zheng Wei reappeared on the TVs of thousands of households across the country.

"Wow! What did I see? The error collection king has been resurrected with full blood?"

"6666, I thought those three minutes were a swan song, but I didn't expect to see a miracle again. Comrades, a high-energy warning is coming!"

"233333"

"..."

Amidst the lively discussions among the melon-eaters on CCTV, the camera was focused on Li Haoran, and he said calmly: "Dear viewers and friends, hello everyone, the earth will not explode, we will not have holidays, the universe will not restart, and we will not rest. We are here to accompany you in the wind, rain and festivals, there are no four seasons, only two seasons. If you look at it, it is the peak season, and if you change the channel, it is the off-season.”

"Pfft!"

"I go!!"

During the solemn and solemn CCTV news live broadcast, as soon as Li Haoran's angry words came out, the sound of water spraying in the director's room immediately followed one after another. Director Cui was choked up and coughed again and again, gnashing his teeth: "...This bastard, is he crazy!!"

"God!!"

Zheng Xing, who was not captured by the camera, was also stunned and looked sideways at Li Haoran, feeling that he was going to be cold, you come here to perform the news live broadcast, if you want to die, don't take me!

"Director Cui?"

The director pressed the camera switch with his hand.

The live broadcast just started can't be cut off immediately, it's not a joke, it's a joke, Director Cui waved his hand tiredly, watching Li Haoran continue his performance, feeling that life is so gloomy.

Although this guy's appearance is very upright, although this guy's voice is nice, even though this guy's backstage is very hard, but this is a live news broadcast, what the hell are you talking about? ? ?

Li Haoran didn't care about whether Director Cui liked it or not after using the "calm jokes hand". After finishing that angry sentence, he immediately connected with the following news: "In addition to praise, criticism also makes us regret. Ten minutes ago because I was negligent in my work and said that the ancient town of Ciqikou in Chongqing belonged to Chengdu, and now I am solemnly correcting that the ancient town of Ciqikou is located in the ancient town of Jialing, Shapingba District, Chongqing."

"Ten minutes ago, I handed it over to Chengdu privately on the show. After the scorching sun rose, I was extremely sorry. I also gave Chongqing a bright light. I hope to have Ciqikou, which has a unique landform of one river, two streams, three mountains and four streets. Forgive me very much." I have been guilty for a long time for the five deficiencies and six consumptions, seven meats and eight vegetables a few minutes ago."

The beautiful ancient town of Ciqikou was broadcast on the TV screen, and Li Haoran's guilt-ridden voice spread all over the country and into the computers and TVs of thousands of households, which greatly entertained the people who had been waiting for a long time.

"You can be sure, this is not a fake CCTV!"

"6666, it rhymes! Is this an official talk show?"

"What's the matter with Rhyming Maniac Lee?"

"It's called Li Haoran, but do you want to deduct money? Haven't you seen such a report in the news?"

"Hahahahaha! What a serious look, this guy is really a beautiful and refined flower!!"

"Hahahahaha! What a serious look, this guy is really a beautiful and refined flower!!"

"Hahahaha, have you seen the sign language teacher in the lower right corner? She is desperate!!"

"Hmm, let's pay attention to the sign language teacher's heartache, shall we? How to translate this passage in sign language?"

"..."

After broadcasting the apology report, the camera switched to Zheng Xun who was rolling her eyes. This girl was very alert, resisting the urge to beat up Li Haoran violently, and broadcast a piece of news in a well-regulated manner.

Li Haoran wanted to die, but she couldn't do the same! !

Zheng Xing's sweet voice finished the broadcast, and the screen behind him switched to the weather news, and the four characters 'heat wave is coming' marked the next report.

If it was the news in the past, the audience would have been impatient with the weather forecast, but today's live broadcast is Li Haoran, and the audience staying in front of the TV is full of expectations.

Sure enough, Li Haoran did not disappoint them, and started to show off again.

"Since the [-]th, many places in the north have started steaming and cooking, and entered the high-temperature mode. I just want to tell you that the heat is not just about today. Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow are all hot sunny days. , I originally thought about air conditioning, WiFi, and watermelon, but it was so hot that I could almost cook it...sprinkle...chopped green onion!"

"The whole country is hot, especially Chongqing is the hottest. Every person in the mountain city has been an angel with broken wings in his previous life: sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, Flame Mountain in sunny days, Water Curtain Cave in rainy days... Four years later, they will become Monkey King!"

"Honey, do you want to enjoy a domineering sauna? Do you want to have a dreamy bronze skin? Come to Chongqing, it only takes ten days, black and skinny, dear, come here!"

……

"puff!!"

"Hahaha, it really is a rhyming madman!!"

Everyone in the recording room fell down, even the extremely dark-faced Director Cui couldn't help grinning. This guy's ability to talk nonsense is not bad. Go to the entertainment channel?

Even Director Cui couldn't help laughing. Audiences all over the country who were eating watermelon burst out, especially those from the mountain city of Chongqing.

He is also a young man who has given in to this coquettish anger. He was so nervous that he was going to die before, but now he is so mad. Are all young people like this now?The most important thing is... this is CCTV news!

"The financial crisis has spread to every corner of the world. Many office workers can only work part-time to help their families, but it is not a good way to work part-time..."

Zheng Xing's inexhaustible Siping finished broadcasting a piece of news, and the camera focused on Li Haoran again, still serious and terrifyingly calm.

"Okay, let's continue to pay attention to the news of the World Cup."

Li Haoran, who was looking at the teleprompter, suddenly paused, and thought to himself: "Huh? Isn't the 2014 World Cup held in Brazil? Why did you go to Fei Maozi? Okay! Traveling is reasonable!"

The pause was only a second, and Li Haoran reacted quickly with the skill of [Calm Joker], and continued: "Early last night in the imperial capital, the final round of the 2014 Russia World Cup group match between Group F and Group E ended, and finally Group F The defending champion German team lost 0:2 to Hanguo in a shocking defeat, Ruiyi defeated Mexico 3:0, and the two teams joined hands to advance to the top 2. In Group E, Brazil defeated Costa Rica 0:[-] to win the group The first to qualify..."

"Group F ended at the end, the four teams were very surprised. Rui Io didn't expect to be so happy to be promoted to the first place in the group. Mexico Gee was surprised to find that he didn't have any accidents. Han Guo didn't expect to beat the German team. Defeated, the German team did not expect to be eliminated at the bottom of the points, the curse of the defending champion is indeed an incredible existence in the World Cup, the German chariot has become a shared bicycle of Mexico and Han... and was trampled."

Chapter 4 Seriously funny (for collection)

"6666666, adding a beat is a tongue twister."

"Hahahaha, the World Cup can be made into jokes, this host is so angry!"

"Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing. The sign language teacher was stunned and found out. She didn't expect the host to be so rude!"

"Sign language teacher: Come out, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"Focus on the aunt in the lower left corner all the time. Do you also need to update modern buzzwords in sign language?"

"I feel sorry for the sign language teacher for three seconds!!"

"..."

CCTV's barrage was laughing and joking, and more and more boring netizens were summoned by friends, watching this news broadcast, all of them burst into laughter.

Strictly speaking, Li Haoran's jokes are not too funny, but they were broadcasted by Li Haoran solemnly on the serious CCTV news channel, and there is also the blessing of the sign language teacher's endless love expression, this sense of difference, this novelty Feeling, the cheeks of the audience who watched it hurt.

"Ouch...you're dying of laughter, baby!!"

Di Lieba, who just came back from the cast of "The Legend of the Ancient Sword" in the Jingyuan District of the Imperial City in the morning, laughed and lay down on the sofa after seeing this scene, rolling on the sofa with her stomach in her arms.

"Gu Jian Qi Tan" TV drama female lead, Yang Mi, who became best friends with Fat Di because of this drama, poked his head out of the kitchen when he heard the laughter, and asked curiously, "Xiao Di, what's wrong? What's so funny?"

"Hehehe... Sister Mi Mi, come here, this host is too funny!"

Di Lieba was still laughing non-stop, lying on the sofa with her head tilted and staring at the TV. A pair of crystal clear feet slapped the sofa vigorously, showing her current mood.

"Which host? Guo Degang? Or He Jiong?"

Yang Mi came out of the kitchen curiously, looked at the TV with big eyes, and saw a very handsome and handsome host broadcasting the news of the World Cup in a serious manner.

"Actually, this group worked together to eliminate the German team, including the German team's own obstacles. There has never been a football game where the strong must win. There is only the wild heroism of the winner on the field. Even if you are the world champion, You have to keep running to stay in the original zone. This is why everyone loves football so much!"

Li Haoran, who was broadcasting the live broadcast, didn't know that more than 30 people on CCTV had already watched "News [-] Minutes" online, and he didn't know that Fat Di and Da Mi Mi were watching his program, and they were still broadcasting the World Cup in a serious and calm manner.

Zheng Xing on the side rolled his eyes until his eyes hurt, he was convinced by Li Haoran, and he sang a cool song in his heart, followed by another cool song.

You don't need such a tragic way to seek death!

You can resign!

Don't hurt me!

Li Haoran couldn't see Zheng Min's resentment, and continued: "Except for Group F, Brazil in Group D encountered stubborn resistance during the game. Costa Rica's defense line is like an impregnable wall, especially the goalkeeper."

This episode of Li Haoran's broadcast was quite satisfactory, Zheng Wei just exhaled, thinking about how to connect the broadcast later, who knew that Li Haoran's show operation was coming soon, which made her thinking stagnate on the spot.

Football highlights are played on TVs and computers in thousands of households. Li Haoran speaks faster, as if chanting: "Goalkeeper Keylor Navas is the incarnation of "the wall". He mainly needs to defend the inside of the Brazilian forward." Maer—"that person", that person wants to cross that wall, that wall is going to block that person, that person rushes from left to right, that wall blocks up and down, with eyes full of Neymar and Neymar, One side is full of these Vasnavas..."