Moreover, Xie Tingfeng deeply understands that Li Haoran is responsible for a large part of the reason why this "Surrender" MV is so sensational. He is no match for Wang Fei, Xu Qing, and Lao Mouzi combined.
The song "A Million Possibilities" alone crushes everything!
If Li Haoran has the rhythm, it is really possible that he will be distorted. This is what he is good at and often does.
Wang Fei is very shrewd, seeing this, he smiled and said: "I guess he is upset that we have done business with second-hand dealers, and he may feel that he has lost money!"
"What do you mean by Erdao dealers?" 267
"How to explain? Our love is!"
"Understood!"
"What are you doing?"
puff... puff...
When a duet was played in a certain villa in Shanghai, Li Haoran's Weibo was constantly being updated...
At this time, Cupid appeared in the sky again and shouted to me. He didn't mind my previous ungratefulness, and asked me if I wanted to taste it?
I could only muster up the courage and nodded.
Once again, that thick, massive object fell from the sky!
A wave of fear rose again in my heart, and my instinct once again warned me to stay away from it.
Although the iron-like fact is in front of me, this is indeed the spear of Eros that can't kill anyone, but my body is still out of my control due to instinct, because it automatically avoids it because it feels strong pressure.
Pfft, that thick and big spear went into the body of a passer-by who read this comment!
The Cupid in the sky didn't feel sorry for losing again, but inexplicably showed a wicked smile of relief!
I felt a strange kind of fear for no reason, and saw that the unlucky guy who was stabbed did not die, but a strange redness appeared in his eyes.
then……
He struggled to his feet and slowly turned to me.
A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and a strange aura emanated from his body, with a hint of purple. I seem to have experienced this kind of smile and this aura countless times in [CCTV Mistake Collection], and it is so familiar .
The next second, he ran towards me, yelling: "Little cutie, it's you, don't run away..."
……
The Weibo comment area was silent for a full minute. After confirming that the bastard Li Haoran had no intention of posting on Weibo again, the fans were blown away. All kinds of greetings flooded the comment area in an instant, and the refresh rate was astounding.
The Weibo comment area was silent for a full minute. After confirming that the bastard Li Haoran had no intention of posting on Weibo again, the fans were blown away. All kinds of greetings flooded the comment area in an instant, and the refresh rate was astounding.
"It's also nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good, Li Haoran?"
"Hahahahahaha... Li Haoran, you are so talented!"
"I understand, the gun of Langji Laos, Li Haoran, you want to break the tragedy of the king of talk!"
"Chen Duxiu can't even describe you, you should be called Lu Xiucai."
"In an instant, there is the possibility of being bent, the possibility of being bent... the possibility of being bent... Am I singing wrong?"
"Li Haoran met the hardcore Cupid, the gun-level goddess of love, and they married with violence."
"..."
Undoubtedly, the fans were so teased by Li Haoran that they had diabetes insipidus. The feeling of melancholy after watching the MV gradually faded away, and the only thing left was hilarity and spoofs.
Then without Li Haoran's personal guidance, various bcbd versions came on stage one after another, and the romantic and shocking love was turned into a bcbd meeting, which made Xu Qing and Feng Fei mad.
When the spoof started to gain momentum, Xu Qing dialed Li Haoran's phone and asked, "Li Haoran, you bastard, what kind of rhythm do you have?"
Li Haoran smiled disdainfully: "It was you who asked me to like and post the post, I just posted it because of my feelings, can you control me?"
Xu Qing: "Li-hao-ran---damn it, you dare to hang up on me!!"
After hanging up Xu Qing's phone call, Li Haoran hastily sent text messages to Tong Liya and Fatty explaining that he was cheated by Xu Qing's mother-in-law!
With this weird Weibo as a testimony, the two women believed his words.
Urumqi, Municipal People's Hospital.
In a high-end ward, Fatty looked at his grandma, who was already asleep with an oxygen mask on, and turned around to edit the text message: "Hee hee... I believe you, but you are still angry at me (angry)"
"How can it be eliminated? (Begging for mercy)"
"Huh?? Make up a similar joke to coax me. If you are happy, I will forgive you and stop taking revenge on the show."
It was impossible for Li Haoran to think that Fatty said this on purpose because she did not dare to take revenge. She was afraid that revenge would make her lose. The bloody lesson before has never been forgotten.
Li Haoran didn't know, he thought hard for a minute, and sent a beautiful love poem: "When your hair reaches your waist, how about a young man marrying you. Wait for my green hair to be straight, and I will spread ten miles of red makeup for you, would you like it?"
"...?"
It was already very vernacular, but it took a while for the illiterate fat man to understand the meaning of this sentence, and he blushed immediately.
Putting down the phone, Fat Di held his red cheeks in both hands, surprised and delighted and said, "Hao Ran is... proposing to me?"
"It should be, bastard, what kind of classical Chinese are you posting! You clearly know that I am a scumbag, and I can't understand too esoteric words!"
"But should I agree? Should I agree to his courtship?"
Walking around in the ward, unable to make a decision, editing and deleting text messages, deleting and editing, always uncertain about the rules, Fatty's heart is disturbed! !
Seeing that Fatty didn't send a text message, Li Haoran thought he couldn't be biased, so he thought of sending Tong Liya a text message too. Judging from her reaction today, she was obviously jealous and had to be coaxed.
Just edited four words, Xu Qing's questioning text message came again, Li Haoran's face was full of black lines, he didn't read the content, and edited the reply directly.
"When your hair reaches your waist, the autumn wind will fatten you up. When your hair reaches your waist, how about mopping the floor? When your hair reaches your waist, how about strangling you to death? When your hair reaches your waist, I'll just let you go." One click."
Chapter 413 Fatty's Reply (4/7 for Full Order and Reward)
Xu Qing's family of poems and books, instantly understood this piece of doggerel that could be beautiful, but insisted on pretending to be crazy, and said angrily: "Li Haoran, are you still a man?"
Curling his lips, recalling Ying Bao's begging voice in his mind, Li Haoran replied confidently: "Leave me alone, you will know after you try it."
Xu Qing was out of breath, and said angrily, "Li Haoran, you really can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth.~"
Putting on the earphones and listening to the voice, Li Haoran typed back: "You have a vegetable in your teeth-."
"Nonsense, I didn't eat vegetables today."
"So it was yesterday!"
Xu Qing almost fell down in anger, gritted his teeth and said, "You only have a vegetable in your teeth!"
With a smile, Li Haoran typed: "Do you want to eat? I can pick it for you."
Xu Qing felt nauseous for a moment, and groaned and cursed: "Li Haoran, I curse that your future wife is not a virgin!"
Facing the curse, Li Haoran expressed his composure. Ying Bao is the same, so is Fat Di, Tong Liya, and Yang Mi. He has broken the curse. He is a calm horse!
Seconds replied: "I wish your wife will always be a virgin."
"Congratulations to my wife?"
After reacting, Xu Qing was killed immediately, fell down in big characters, fainted on the sofa and took a deep breath to calm his anger. This bastard cursed himself to be alone and helpless all his life!
She is so tired, she can't scold this bastard! !
A few words knocked out Xu Qing, and Li Haoran thought about which one of the ancient quatrains he should choose to send to Tong Liya, so as to impress this girl's heart.
Judging from the interaction just now, this girl should be jealous, otherwise she would never say anything, just to test her reaction and see what her true intentions are?
Just thinking about it in his heart, Li Haoran suddenly heard the clear and clear notification sound from the system, disrupting his thoughts...
"The work "Surrender" has received more than 3000 million hits, exceeding the task, but unfortunately, the host failed to fulfill [the cameraman's long-cherished wish], and the final picture did not meet Xu Qing's perfect standard. Task criticism For failure, there is no penalty."
"Damn it, I knew this mission was doomed to fail!"
Li Haoran was very melancholy, but this time he didn't scold the system, he wondered in his heart: "Xu Qing fulfilled Feng Fei's love, is it because the heroine is not her, that I failed the mission?"
"Yes."
The system's firm answer made Li Haoran feel even more melancholy. Thinking of what Xu Qing said this afternoon, it took a while for him to sigh.
It would be nice if you didn't do that!
If only you were ten years younger! !
Shaking his head, Li Haoran smiled wryly in his heart: "Although she is living an open-minded life, she is still a poor woman in the final analysis. Her life is not perfect. She lacks a hero, but I can't yell at you!"
Sighing in my heart, the phone in my hand rang again.
Click on the message and see that it is a text message from Fatty, the content is very simple, only one sentence: "Li Haoran, thank you, let's look forward to the future together!"
Click on the message and see that it is a text message from Fatty, the content is very simple, only one sentence: "Li Haoran, thank you, let's look forward to the future together!"
The deep eyes shrank slightly, Li Haoran understood what Fatty wanted to say but didn't say, and the bitter taste in his heart became more intense.
The three words thank you have already said everything, and looking forward to the future also expresses Fatty's meaning.
Li Haoran knew that even though this conservative Uighur girl had fallen in love with him in her heart, she still couldn't make up her mind to accept this love separated by her ethnic group. She needed time to break the barrier in her heart.
Fatty is considered to be very open-minded among Uyghur girls, but she still retains many traditional habits of Uyghur girls, for example, it can be seen from the fact that she always blocks with her hands every time she puts on Hungarian clothes.
The details of life can reveal a person's value orientation, and the whole picture can be seen at a glance. Her views on love and marriage should be more conservative.
Furthermore, when he was studying, the Uyghur classmates gave Li Haoran a feeling of being ultra-left, that is, he was very stubborn, and there was no possibility of bargaining for the things he decided, and even reached the point of paranoia!
So Fatty sent this text message should be well thought out, she can accept it, what about her parents?What about the different values of the two nations?
All this will take time, the two have just known each other for over a month, it is too reckless to confirm the relationship! !
Li Haoran, who knew what Fatty meant, was not in the mood to send another text message, put his phone in his pocket, and lamented: "Why am I still so weak now? I have worked so hard, and I still can't even deal with a woman, tease-dial Is too much easy to cause trouble?"
· · Flowers · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·????
"Fuck, damn the dice function, can you give me a little bit of power, can I make some money? Can I become a capital crocodile? Without money, I can't speak hard in front of these women!!"
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At [-]:[-] p.m., "Big Wrist: Into the Pain" starts on time.
Speaking of Pain Xun, everyone may think of the penguin and its owner, Ma Huateng.
However, its first impression in everyone's mind should be plagiarism!
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