The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"This one……"

The secret was discovered, Li Haoran was extremely embarrassed, and was speechless with cold sweat all over his face.

However, regarding Xu Qing's matter today, Fatty's text message made him quite depressed. Hearing that Zhao Liying did such a thing without three hundred taels of silver here, he thought about it for a while, gritted his teeth and was honest.

"Mom, I've already established a relationship with Zhao Liying and Zheng Min. Reba may have a good impression of me, after all, I'm so good..."

Halfway through the speech, Li Haoran couldn't continue, his whole body tensed up, and he felt a bad feeling.

Seeing his mother's furious expression, Li Haoran knew that he was going to be in trouble, so he quickly moved out slowly, seized the favorable terrain and fled through the door.

Li's mother Liu Yemei gradually stood upright, patted the sofa and said angrily: "You said that your father is such an honest person, why did you give birth to such a flowery thing like you, I cheated, I didn't expect you to be so serious How many boats are you stepping on?"

"Mom, you're like this..." Li Haoran sweated and smiled wryly, "It's really deceitful!"

"Aunt Wang told me to watch it carefully. She said that men would learn to be bad as soon as they entered the entertainment industry. You, Aunt Wang, are right. You have become like this in just one month. You can pay back in the future. I...I will beat you to death!"

Looking around, she couldn't find the feather duster that used to show her majesty. Li's mother, who hated her indisputable son, directly killed her son with an embroidery needle...

Adding up the previous life and the present life, after eight years, the mother beat up her son violently again! !

Li Haoran hurriedly dodged around the tea table, begging for mercy: "Mom, I am serious about these relationships... Oops! That's a needle... a needle!!"

"Why is the needle 400? I'll stab you to death, you little bastard, as if I never gave birth to a son like you!"

"Mom, don't be like this, okay? Don't you like ancient culture? Three wives and four concubines are normal in ancient times!"

"You still dare to tell me these fallacies, stop for me?"

"Don't talk, don't talk, don't fight, okay? Let's be reasonable, okay?"

"To be reasonable, I'm stupid, and I want to beat you to death today!"

"Mom, if you think it's wrong for me to do this, you can speak up."

"Say it and you change it?"

"Of course not, I'm afraid you'll get sick..."

The mother and daughter suddenly fell into a brief silence, and a moment later, the roar of landslides and ground cracks erupted in the living room, and the gentle Mama Li broke out.

As for Li Haoran, he wished he could smack himself to death with one mouthful, to make you mean, to make you mean!

But, it really can't be changed! !

"Cuckoo cuckoo..."

Li Yanran, who was peeking through the crack of the door, almost died of laughter. Seeing his majestic brother in the past so miserable in front of his mother was even more amusing than watching the best comedy.

The only pity is that it can't be photographed, otherwise posting it on the Internet will definitely cause heated discussions, and that would be so cool! .

Chapter 416 I Bought Crazy Cold (3/7 for Full Order and Reward)

Night, Hangzhou Wulin Square Pedestrian Street.

Wulin, the old name of Hangzhou.

So far, "Wulin" is still an important place name in Hangzhou, such as Wulin Road, Wulin Square, Wulin Gate and so on.

Li Haoran has learned that the name of Wulin first came from the "Book of Han", which is related to Wulin Mountain in the territory.

Ban Gu's "Hanshu" Volume [-] "Geography" records: "Wulin Mountain, where the Wulin Water goes. East to the sea, travel eight hundred to thirty miles."

Therefore, general historians believe that Wulin Mountain is the general name of the mountains around Lingyin and Tianzhu today, which is probably the origin of Hangzhou's ancient name - Wulin.

The Wulin Square just built by New World is located in the north of the West Lake, in front of the Urban and Provincial Exhibition Hall, surrounded by new high-rise buildings, it is the bustling and flower-garden central square in Hangzhou, and one of the most beautiful scenic spots.

Wulin Square is not far from Jinyang Community. After Li Haoran rushed out and fled, he wore the baseball cap of the security guard at the gate and walked here alone to relax.

Li Haoran didn't ask Zheng Min to come out to accompany him, nor did he go to find this girl to realize his dream of hitting a home run.

These days, Zheng Wei has been sharing a room with Liang Yan, the hostess of "News 30 Minutes" at night. It is not easy to ask her out at night, which will easily cause gossip.

After finding a bench to sit down, Li Haoran opened his arms, and an authentic 'Bei Jing Pan' came, leaning comfortably on the back of the chair.

After sitting down, regardless of the 20-year-old sorrow that was beaten by his mother, the deep eyes under the brim of the hat swam past the young and beautiful girls passing by, admiring the hot summer. beautiful view.

"This leg looks good, it's white and long, it can definitely kill people!"

"Fuck, it's so revealing! How dare you wear it, half of your buttocks are exposed, and your shape is not as good-looking as Fatty's. I miss your honey-peach-butt!"

"These girls should be college students, right? Damn it, that girl seems to be from Zhejiang University. I've seen her video, and she's dressed so gorgeously at night, bad review!"

"Hiss! This slender and slender figure is so perfect, I'm so sorry! Human--monster!"

"When did my big Hangzhou become so depraved? It must be Ma Yun, the alien who broke the trend and can buy everything on Taobao, which gave Luo Qiang and these bastards a chance to be disgusting and do evil!"

"By the way, Xu Qing said that her tool is out of battery. I don't know if she will buy it again? Is she using it now?"

Li Haoran was muttering something, thinking of the beautiful picture of Xu Qing himself using tools, his expression gradually became exaggerated, how much - how much - how much!

Nima's!The old woman just makes people yell at me! !

Ami Tofu, Ami Tofu... My true love is Yingbao, Fatty, Shuanger, Yaya, eh!Big power counts as half!

Li Haoran became dirty, but fortunately no one noticed that his hometown legend would have such a wretched side.

Of course, it was mainly because there were not many people on the pedestrian street in the early hours of the morning.

Watching the human-demon's back gradually move away, and the buzzing vibration came from his pocket, Li Haoran took out his mobile phone without taking his eyes off it. After completely losing sight of the human-demon sister, he picked it up and found that it was from the younger sister Short message.

"Mom is already asleep, let me open the door for you secretly!"

After reading the text message, Li Haoran felt warm in his heart.

As Zheng Xun said, no matter when and where, no matter what happens, even if you are devoid of conscience, there will always be a relative who cares about you silently and unconditionally. This is the relative.

With a warm smile, Li Haoran slandered the editor and said in a text message: "You stupid little pig, you made me miserable, almost got stabbed by my mother!"

With a warm smile, Li Haoran slandered the editor and said in a text message: "You stupid little pig, you made me miserable, almost got stabbed by my mother!"

Li Yanran sniggered under the blanket, squinting her big eyes and editing the text message: "Why blame me? Don't tell me you're stupid, but you were cheated by your mother with just a few words. I laughed so hard. Hehehe, I took a video. !"

Li Haoran understands everything: "You know Mom cheated on me, why didn't you remind me? You even made a video, I will never buy you a gift again."

Li Yanran deliberately threatened: "If you don't dare to buy a gift, I will send the video to Sister Yingbao, Sister Zheng Bing, and by the way, Sister Reba."

Li Haoran was sweating, and immediately gave up: "Tell me! What gift do you want?"

Li Yanran clenched her fist and said yes, thought for a moment, and the editor texted: "A Chanel bag, a set of genuine Guo Xiaosi novels."

Li Haoran frowned: "Guo Xiaosi? Reading his novels polluted your eyes, can you change to another one. Also, why two gifts?"

Li Yanran: "What's wrong with Guo Xiaosi, I bought this for my best friend, as for the two gifts, you owe me."

Li Haoran was confused: "I don't owe you a gift, the conscience of heaven and earth, I have given you an Apple mobile phone and a tablet computer."

Li Yanran: "That's what you promised before, but, (with pouting expression) you didn't give me a gift for my younger sister's day."

Li Haoran had an African expression on his face: "Sister's Day?"

Li Yanran: "Children's Day! You don't even know to give me a gift!"

Li Haoran laughed angrily, and said convincingly: "Children's Day on June [-]st is sister's day, so is May Fourth Youth's Day brother's day?"

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Li Yanran: "(sweet smile) That's right! I sold you a lot of delicious food on May [-]th, but it's a pity that you're not here, so I ate it by myself. What a pity!"

"Damn it...you're a bitch!!"

Before finishing editing this text message, Li Haoran felt that someone came to him, and he could tell that it should be a woman based on the fragrance lingering around his nose.

Sure enough, a crisp voice sounded: "Brother, I am the host of Alibaba's neighborhood. Recently, the B20 Internet forum is in full swing. Have you ever bought anything on the Internet?"

"It turned out to be the host of the neighborhood!"

As a hometown legend, his recognition is getting higher and higher, Li Haoran didn't dare to raise his head, and he was too busy arguing with his sister, and didn't have time to answer the host, so he said nonsense, "I bought it."

The sweet voice asked: "What did you buy?"

"Uh!" Li Haoran was speechless, and casually said: "...I bought crazy cold!"

"What??"

The beautiful host was stunned, her face was full of embarrassment, and the fans who watched her live broadcast didn't understand. They didn't know what this "selling crazy cold" meant?

Of course they didn't know that what Li Haoran said was actually a joke that was very popular on Douyin in the previous life.

Before Li Haoran crossed over, the word "bought crazy and cold" was very popular, and people often used these four words to post comments, and there was a long list of replies below. .

Chapter 417 Song Zu'er is the host (4/7 ask for full order, ask for reward)

In the previous life, the meme of "bought crazy cold" was very popular. In fact, it was a song, but many people didn't recognize it, so the homonym was translated into "bought crazy cold" and other meanings.

The title of the song is "Ilovepoland", sung by Hazel.

The English of the whole song is only a few words, various loops of Ilovepoland, and another singer's impatient question.

Why is this song so popular?

Li Haoran thinks it is mainly because the original sound of the song is too ecstasy, the male voice is very magnetic, and the female voice is also very attractive, which is the explosive prelude to this English DJ song.

The dynamic melody also resonated with everyone. At the beginning, this song was a cool feeling, and all kinds of handsome men and beautiful women rushed to imitate it.

But suddenly one day the style of painting changed, and a crazy and cold version with the theme of chat voice came out on the Douyin "[-]". This version changed the music style of the previous cool mode and directly became a funny style.

As time goes by, more and more people imitate this song, some dancing and lip-syncing, all kinds, full of tricks, people laugh to death.

Before time-traveling, this song became a representative of "psychopathy". As soon as this melody appeared, most people knew they had to be ready to start laughing.

Moreover, some netizens made a spoof about "bought crazy cold", and deliberately sent the WeChat voice of "bought crazy cold" to their parents, grandparents and grandparents.

How can middle-aged and elderly people understand this? Even if they repeat it several times, they still can't understand it. Instead, they will make other pronunciations, and some even scold their children directly.

This kind of voice interaction sounds very interesting, and it is also the main reason why "Buy Crazy Cold" became popular.

This world is only in 2014, and the Douyin prince has not succeeded to the throne, and there is no song "Ilovepoland" in the world.

Therefore, there is no doubt that the hostess girl in the neighborhood and the netizens who watched the live broadcast bored at night did not understand.