The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"..."

Wang Zijian couldn't see the barrage, didn't know the fans' teasing, looked at Li Haoran and shook his head with pity, and sighed: "As a popular fried chicken, Li Haoran has been traveling between major cities for several days, so tired!"

"I had dinner with Li Haoran in the morning. I asked him a question. Which of the three cities of Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou do you like more? Li Haoran thought seriously and said: Hmm... the imperial capital."

"What's the reason?" I asked myself and answered, "The reason is that through this AP|P story told by Wang Zijian, I learned that there are more hospitals in the imperial city for body sculpting and plastic surgery!"

It is well known that "Tonight's Post-80s" has no sponsors. Wang Zijian's shameless advertisement for his private work made the audience laugh out loud, and the voice of wailing was deafening.

Without shame, Wang Zijian applauded solemnly: "Very good, Li Haoran's current performance and the first live broadcast are like plastic surgery, very good! It's great to go to Han Country!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"This joke is 6666!!"

"The pit is here! The urban routine is deep, and I want to go back to the countryside!"

"..."

Wang Zijian is still talented, this joke not only mocked the matter of Bangzi's plastic surgery, but also promoted Li Haoran's ability without any trace, killing two birds with one stone and killing two birds with one stone.

The applause subsided, and Wang Zijian said loudly: "Li Haoran, many young people are role models now, so this has something to do with our theme today. Our theme today is a sentence that sounds very arrogant: Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Love, Come ·Not coming!"

"Woooooooooooooo!!!"

There should be applause here, and the applause sounded at the right time. Wang Zijian said with satisfaction: "As the first game of the program revision, the opening must be king vs. king, so let me, the leader of the right team, challenge Li Haoran, the leader of the right team." .”

Hearing this, Li Haoran waved his hands lazily, teased Wang Zijian with Chi Ma and Li Dan, and said, "You think your surname is Wang, but you are Wang!"

"Yes, yes, Brother Ran is right. You are so bad at hosting, and you can't speak clearly. You should apologize. You are shameless and want to be king."

"Hello everyone, I am the Dandan that Wang Zijian often talks about, and I deeply agree with what Li Haoran said just now."

The laughter of the three made Wang Zijian's expression froze, and he said depressedly: "You are so annoying, I don't know how to write the word hate in this world?"

The laughter of the three made Wang Zijian's expression froze, and he said depressedly: "You are so annoying, I don't know how to write the word hate in this world?"

After a pause, Wang Zijian pleaded: "Calm down, Li Haoran, you are a guest, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't do what you shouldn't do, will you accept the challenge?"

"I definitely won't say it... I hate it!" Li Haoran rolled his eyes and replied, rounding up Wang Zijian's stalk just now. The two cooperated tacitly and seemed to have a lot of feelings.

"Okay, then you agree?"

Wang Zijian had a cowardly expression on his face, and the joke performance of the two made many people with a low point of laughter laugh. This set of tricks is quite good. It doesn't innovate, but it still doesn't lose the joke.

Nodding with a smile, Li Haoran stood up and said, "Seeing how pitiful you are, then I will accept the challenge! Will you play first or should I play first?"

"Okay, you go first."

Wang Zijian smiled openly, then looked at the camera and said loudly: "The first issue of the new version of "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show", the first man on stage is me, the man appointed by Wang... Li-hao-ran!! !"

"Oooo!!!"

"I feel that there is high energy ahead!"

"Male god, male god---Li Haoran!"

"..."

The barrage was boiling, the video switched to the pre-recorded VCR, Li Haoran was doing various preparations in the background, and the magnetic narration resounded through thousands of households.

"Actually, when Zheng Wei and I were training at CCTV, we also met some ordinary people. They performed very well in talk shows on stage, so I think the easy and humorous way of expressing is by no means an unattainable skill. Everyone They will all become very good talk show masters."

"What I'm going to say on the spur of the moment must be neither fish nor fowl. I don't particularly like the kind arranged in advance. I like to improvise..."

"Actually, I think no matter who I am playing against the talk show on the court, I may pay more attention to the method I will use to complete the talk show, and I don't care much about how strong the opponent is. It doesn't matter to me, try my best And for it!"

The VCR, which seemed insipid but actually full of pretentiousness, ended quickly, and the perspective switched to the live broadcast scene. Li Haoran, Chi Ma, and Li Dan, who were the first to play, clapped their hands together, and then walked to the center of the stage with domineering steps.

Holding the microphone, Li Haoran stood upright, using the unique accent of CCTV hosts, and broadcast the report with a smile on his face: "Dear-audience-friends, dear-young-friends, everyone--Hello!"

"Hahahaha, back to the Spring Festival Gala in a second, it tastes like the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!"

"Come on, patriotic and upright boy's flourishing beauty!!"

"When you hear this voice, it's like CCTV! When will Li Haoran quit CCTV?"

"..."

The barrage was giggling, Li Haoran was full of CCTV style, pointed at Wang Zijian's side, and said in a strong tone: "Next, I will conduct a simple analysis of the proposition put forward by the opponent's debater. Does it make sense? It doesn't make sense, think about it, who said this to whom?"

Chapter 49 What I Didn't Say, Hit Him! ! (2/3 seeking collection)

In "Tonight's Post-80s", which advocates light and pleasant language, Li Haoran speaks in the way of CCTV's broadcast, just like he is serious when he tells jokes during the live news broadcast, which brings a strong sense of difference and makes people want to laugh.

"It's the first time that the broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, which I've been bored with for a long time, is actually quite popular!"

"Have you noticed that CCTV hosts are very talented, Li Haoran can switch between various channels at will, he is serious when broadcasting the news, his blood boils when he hates the stick, his love is deep and rainy when he sings, and now he is cheap. "

"Certification, really talented, switch at will!"

"Brother upstairs, don't you know that Li Haoran is Sa Ning's younger brother? All talented scholars in Peking University are like this!"

"666666"

"The talents of Peking University have brought us great harm!"

"..."

The barrage of ridicule kept coming and going, and the scene was full of laughter. After Li Haoran entered the performance, he would not be interrupted. He turned on the [Sound Immersive] skill and continued to perform with a sense of substitution, which was better than the performance of his previous brother Sa Ning. Even more surprising.

"Whether Beishang Guangai will come or not, are they the aborigines of the imperial capital and the magical capital?"

With a questioning expression on his face, he shook his head firmly: "Wrong, the secretary and the mayor dare not say that. Who are you going to tell if Beijing, Shanghai and Guangai are coming? Ah!"

"Hehehe...Why are you so serious? We don't owe you any money!"

Fat Di, who was leaning on the sofa to watch the live broadcast on time, chuckled, and stood back on the coffee table with his long hair. He was white and translucent, and there was a black dog skin plaster on his forehead. He looked very sharp. Ridiculous.

This plaster was given to her by Li Haoran, who said it can effectively heal bruises. After Fatty tried it last night, the effect was very good. For her own beauty, even if the dog skin plaster is ugly, she still gritted her teeth and stuck it on her forehead. If you don't take it off, it will cause passers-by to look sideways.

The ridiculous Fatty stared at the TV happily, thinking that this straight male neighbor was really interesting! !

Li Haoran on the TV said in a rather annoyed tone: "So when I heard this question, I became angry. Who came up with such an illogical question?"

After a pause, he looked at Wang Zijian who was sitting upright, pointed at him and shook his head, "They said that Wang Zijian was born."

Wang Zijian had a lying gun expression on his face.

Li Haoran tilted his head and continued to ask and answer himself: "I thought, it makes sense, makes sense, because this question continues his usual style, right! He didn't put himself in the right position at all, and always showed a superiority." Because of my height, I don't like others looking at me from above."

Wang Zijian's upper body is full of drama, with an expression of vomiting blood, which makes the barrage burst into laughter, and the interaction is unprecedentedly good.

"Wang Zijian: I was too caught off guard by this wave of blows. Why are you pissing me off? Are you addicted to pissing people off?"

"Hahahaha! Li Haoran's talk show rhythm is very good, and his expression is eye-catching!"

"Li Haoran is dirty! It's easy for him to slander my little prince again!"

"I hate those who are [-] meters tall and say they are short!"

"I also hate [-] meters and say that I am short there!"

"Wang Zijian: Li Haoran, you are the uneasy song in my heart, which always makes me thrilled."

"..."

The audience burst into laughter. When Li Haoran said this, his expression should be as contemptuous as possible. Thinking of the scene when he almost carried Wang Zijian to the center of the stage when he just appeared, the barrage was full of funny sounds.

After despising Wang Zijian, Li Haoran turned around to look at the audience, and said solemnly: "Whether Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou will come or not, this kind of talk, right... Do you want to hear it or not?"

After despising Wang Zijian, Li Haoran turned around to look at the audience, and said solemnly: "Whether Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou will come or not, this kind of talk, right... Do you want to hear it or not?"

"Hahahahaha!!"

Pressing his hand to calm the audience down, Li Haoran said with a good sense of rhythm: "But I think, my personal understanding should be to say to myself, ask yourself, Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, do we like to stay or not? Because the right to choose is in every In the hands of individuals, such as me, a senior Beijing drifter..."

Pointing at himself after speaking, Li Haoran explained in a scientific manner: "Of course my Beidiao is different from many Beidiao, because I was forced to be Beidiao."

Most of the audience hadn't realized that the King of Kings was about to be born, and this part was not funny, they were all sitting in their chairs waiting for his performance, and then they were almost choked to death by the King of Kings, Li Haoran.

"I didn't take the initiative to go, because back then...Of course I didn't do it to flatter and elevate myself..."

When Li Haoran said these words, his face was full of humility, and some smart audience members had already realized it, and they all let out strange screams.

The current audience is so savvy, according to the normal routine, is it going to be bragging next?

A lot of barrage immediately occupied the screen, fully explaining that there are really many boys in the Five Girls of Huaxia, and the speed of years of practice is really unbelievable!

……

"High energy ahead, non-combatants evacuate quickly, this is not an exercise, pay attention, this is not an exercise!"

"Everyone fasten your seat belts, I feel a constant nuclear energy warning ahead!!!"

"Li Haoran, you just want to flatter and elevate yourself... Please start your performance!"

"Next, Brother Ran is going to show his true strength!"

"..."

Sure enough, as the fans expected, after Li Haoran paused for a moment, his humble expression immediately became extremely embarrassing and pretending to be depressed, and the slut said: "I was... because it was... Bao-send-Peking-University- Already!"

After speaking, Li Haoran laughed cheaply. Even though the audience watching the live broadcast were mentally prepared, they still received a wave of critical hits with a damage value of 99999, and the coughing sounded endlessly.

It is now eight o'clock in the evening, and it gets dark late in summer, so most people eat late.

It was meal time at this time, and when Li Haoran's forced words came out, many spectators who were drinking water and eating were unable to take care of themselves and burst into tears.

"I'll go, this pretender, woo woo woo, my computer!!"

"It choked me to death. I thought it was a sad story. I didn't expect the honest boy to be so skinny!!"

"@另展向民歌 Recommended for Li Jian from Tsinghua University."

"showtime!"

"I didn't say anything, hit him!!"

"I didn't say anything, hit him!!"

"..."

The barrage was full of wailing, and the only two universities in the Qing Dynasty and the North were awesome. Li Haoran was recommended to Peking University... The five words "Guaranteed to Peking University" kept lingering in their minds. Hammer him' two words, let this guy understand not to pretend to be aggressive, and to pretend to be struck by lightning.