Li Haoran rolled his eyes and said with contempt: "Is there any meaning for a fake security guard like you?"
Uncle Security was so angry that he jumped up and said, "Get out, you fake fan."
"I don't want to go out, I bought a ticket, what else can you do to me?"
"you you……"
"you you……"
The hilarious thing happened just like that, the dignified star Li Haoran actually had an 'argument' with the ridiculous security guy, inexplicably full of joy, the laughter in the live broadcast room didn't stop at all.
"Cough cough cough..."
The chief director of Heling Village, Chen Gezhou, was choking and coughing again and again. He rubbed his eyes and asked his assistant, "Are you sure I'm not dazzled?"
The assistant director was also stunned in shock. He turned his head mechanically when he heard this, and after thinking for a moment, he said pleasantly: "Old Chen, just post this video. The ratings of our program this time have stabilized!"
Chen Gezhou nodded approvingly, and anxiously said: "Let the filming team in quickly, and don't let them fight..."
"Well! I'll give you an order!"
Obviously, Chen Gezhou's worries were unnecessary.
When the fight was about to start, Li Haoran took off his mask and blinked, and whispered, "Uncle, do you know me?"
"Ah...you...you...you are..."
The security uncle who pretended to draw a baton froze, his eyes widened, and after careful identification for a long time, he said in shock: "Yi-yang-qian-xi!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"My God! My stomach!"
The barrage fryer, millions of fans are about to be teased to death by this guy, laughing like hell...
Li Haoran staggered and almost fell to his knees on the ground. After standing still, he lamented to the camera without tears: "Am I not so popular? How am I like Yiyang Qianxi?"
Uncle Security was full of embarrassment. In fact, he recognized Li Haoran immediately. It's just that he had a short-circuited brain, which is why he made a slip of the tongue.
Just now, it was because he was too excited that his brain short-circuited, so after Wang Yuan introduced himself, he called him Wang Junkai!
When Li Haoran was lamenting, Uncle Security, with the speed of thunder and jingle bells, jumped up to him with short legs, held his hand and shook it, his fanaticism was not much worse than that of the fans of the three little ones .
Uncle Security's face was 660-red, and the potholes on the nose of the wine groove were more conspicuous, and he said excitedly: "Li Haoran, I am your fan, it's great to see you in my lifetime, thank you eight generations of ancestors... ..."
Li Haoran, who was shaken left and right, was quite happy to hear it, but the last sentence made his face blacken, and he broke free and said, "You-say-what? Thank you to my eight generations of ancestors?"
"Uh... no!!"
Uncle Security was sweating profusely, embarrassingly embarrassing, and finally explained embarrassingly with red eyes: "Thank you to my eight generations of ancestors."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
There is no doubt that the barrage burst into laughter again. Most people can still understand this passage. They think this uncle security guard is super cute. He is too talented to be a comedian. It's so funny!
"Ugh!"
Facing such a 'cute' Uncle Security, what else could Li Haoran do, he could only turn his speechlessness into a deep sigh.
It was the first time in my life that I met a crazy fan, but I didn't expect it to be an uncle with a bad appearance. This was completely different from Li Haoran's expectation: the situation where beautiful girls threw themselves into his arms crazily.
For a moment, Li Haoran's mood was very complicated, and suddenly he felt very sad, feeling that the world had become extremely dark, and felt that he had once again embarrassed the senior traveler. .
Chapter 493
Shaking his head to dispel these thoughts, Li Haoran hugged the embarrassed security uncle's shoulders, smiled and said to the camera: "Uncle, we are recording "Longing for Life", everything is purely for entertainment, please don't take it seriously... "
"what?"
As soon as he heard the recorded program, thinking of his "brilliant deeds" as a fake security guard, Uncle Security's exaggerated expression stopped suddenly, and the word ah fully reflected his current mood.
"See, this is a camera, come on, say hello to the fans, I think there should be a lot of fans now!"
The barrage greeted very powerfully, with words like 'Hello, uncle', 'Uncle, you are so cute', 'Uncle, you are popular' and other similar words.
Although Uncle Security couldn't see the content of the barrage, he could imagine that his old face immediately collapsed, and he wanted to cry without tears: "What is it? It's live broadcasting?"
The fans were amused by the uncle's 'cute' expression, Li Haoran also blinked with a smile, nodded and said: "I'm sorry!"
It has to be said that this security guard really has a sense of comedy, and he lamented like Meng Jiangnv crying on the Great Wall: "Hey, hey! I'm ashamed and ashamed!"
"It's okay, what are you worried about?"
"Clover don't scold me to death!"
Once again, he grabbed Uncle Security's shoulders, and Li Haoran pointed at the camera and clarified for the two of them with a smile: "In my opinion, it doesn't make people feel angry that there is a small episode like ours at the concert, but rather So funny and cute."
Uncle Security guard knew the elegant meaning after hearing the strings, and played the role of flattery very well. He said cautiously: "Really??"
"Of course it is true!"
With a hearty smile, Li Haoran patted his heart to assure, and said firmly to the camera: "Our Uncle Security is cute, at least he is wholeheartedly protecting his idol Yiyang Qianxi, he can't tolerate me as a "fake fan" "Come to my idol's concert" "."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The fans watching the live broadcast burst into laughter, and Li Haoran continued to 'confess' and said: "And I am a "fake fan", is it also cute? The one who came out of the long-awaited is Wang Yuan, and he will be kicked out by the security uncle. Did you say anything?"
"Damn it, heresy, you've misinterpreted your mistakes like this, so what's the use of the police?"
"You fake fan, you fake security guard, get out of here."
"My God, Li Haoran is so shameless that he is invincible. He is clearing himself up!"
"Admitting to a wrong idol can still make such a high-sounding statement, Li Haoran, I will obey you if I don't support the wall!"
"Li Haoran is really super shameless. It really is Li Haojian who hides money in his shoes. The director team can't tell the truth, but he does it. His shamelessness can be compared with Yan Wang Sun Honglei."
"Damn, I strongly recommend Li Haoran to participate in the extreme challenge, he is very suitable for this program!"
"..."
Barrage discussion, all kinds of ridicule!
The smart fans didn't believe Li Haoran's explanation. Although what he said was very funny, it was too weak. Do you really think Li Fen'er is an idiot?
In the end, it became a call for idols to join "Extreme Challenge". Enthusiastic fans @着极拍Director Yan Min, @给极男字, posted this video.
In the end, it became a call for idols to join "Extreme Challenge". Enthusiastic fans @着极拍Director Yan Min, @给极男字, posted this video.
Zhang Yixing, the little sheep, happened to be playing on Weibo, and replied immediately after seeing this: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome my idol to come on stage. It proves that the post-90s generation can also kill old foxes."
Zhang Yixing himself admired Li Haoran very much, even though Li Haoran criticized Xiao Xianrou, he didn't take it seriously.
He very much agrees with what Li Haoran said, that only ability is the precious wealth that will last forever, there will be a day when you will get tired of looking good, and there will be a day when you will be disgusted if you are cute, only acting and singing skills are the capital for an artist to go on.
Little Sheep's Weibo has received a lot of attention, and soon attracted the attention of fans and other FHM members. Sun Honglei was the first @凯民和张乔兴 to say: "Since Li Haoran's fans are so crazy, please quickly invite him to let him know." Let's get it together, it's been a long time since we have bullied a guest."
Ten minutes later, Huang Bo @凯敏 who was filming the film: "Yan Min, try it! Let everyone understand that no matter how smart a guest is, they can't play well."
Huang Lei@黄博、孙宏雷、Zhang Yixing、Yan Min: "I was so obedient in Mushroom House, he wasn't that exaggerated."
Wang Xun@黄雷: "Can you guarantee that you can hold down the big devil Li Haoran in the extreme challenge?"
Huang Lei@王苏: "I can't guarantee it, hahahaha!!"
Yan Min@央TV官微: "The fans are so enthusiastic, CCTV is overbearing to think about it."
……
Li Haoran didn't know everything that happened on Weibo, and he was sincere to the camera, and explained earnestly: "I think, Wang Yuan should be happy when he finds out, because my good brothers have so many loyal fans, There are lovers like that."
".‖Even if they didn't come for themselves today, even the security guy came to protect the millennium, it doesn't matter, it won't affect the concert at all, but adds more to the concert color."
"So, like me as a "fake fan" and Uncle Security, if you love your idol, you have to say it out loud, no matter right or wrong!"
When he said these words, Li Haoran pointed at himself and Uncle Security, with an expression that we are fans and we are very proud, which made the audience laugh non-stop.
The fans who watched the live broadcast simply knelt down. This bastard tied the poor Wang Yuan to the shelf of morality, how can he let others fight back?
It's useless to fight back, and it's too bad if you don't fight back! !
Uncle Security was even more admirable, and he gave a thumbs up and sincerely praised: "Idol, you really deserve to be my idol. My admiration for you is like the endless river (Zhao Wangzhao) and the water of the Yellow River." Come from heaven..."
Speechlessly, he gave this guy a blank look, and what else to mention after turning the page, is there nothing to look for?
Interrupting the uncle's endless admiration, Li Haoran said in a low voice: "Uncle, I have a mission, is there a way to bring me to the first row?"
"What?"
His mind paused for another three seconds, and then the security uncle came back to his senses, nodded hurriedly and said, "No problem, no problem, right in the first row? I'll wrap it on me."
After finishing speaking, the uncle security guard took Li Haoran and walked to the first row. The fans watching enthusiastically couldn't help laughing, isn't this uncle so cute!
Li Haoran's face was full of sweat, he broke free from the arm held by the uncle, and said speechlessly: "Uncle, I'm talking about the first row next to the stage, not the first row on the second floor, you pull me over, do you want me to go from the second floor Jump off?"
"Uh!".
Chapter 494
Led by the security man himself, with Glory clearing the way, Li Haoran and the cameraman passed through the staff passage smoothly, and arrived at the edge of the stage in eight minutes.
At this time, the three little ones who were mistaken by funny finished singing, and Malaysian singer Dai Pei Ni came on stage to sing her masterpiece "How".
"It's getting dark here, and there, it's cold here, and everything has changed here, and I've become more sensible..."
Dai Pei Ni's playful voice and smooth and beautiful timbre are her unique characteristics. Her solid singing skills and skillful dancing skills make her a veritable music elf with excellent singing and acting skills.
Even though this song "How" is singing about the pain of love, the poetic lyrics, beautiful melody, and clever singing voice brought an intoxicating feeling to the ears of the audience.
Li Haoran likes this guy who is very persistent in music, does not "multi-habit" development, does not only "reward" for pictures, uses music to write a diary, faithfully faces the growth path, and chooses to be an "urban hermit" during the non-promotional period real singer.
While walking, Li Haoran hummed along. The soft male voice singing this song has a special taste. The singing voice conveys sad emotions, which can easily make people unable to extricate themselves. They prefer to enjoy the coffee-like bitterness created by sad emotions, but the aftertaste is endless atmosphere without wanting to get away.
Even through a mask, Uncle Security 270 still has goosebumps all over his body. He thinks it sounds super nice, even better than the original Dai Pei Ni.
Blocking an audience member who was laying flowers at the edge of the stage, the security guard quietly gave a thumbs up and said in admiration: "Idol, you sing so well!"
Hearing this, Li Haoran stopped humming, blinked at the camera secretly, and said helplessly: "How should I answer this? It's like yesterday when a beautiful sister ran over to me and said: Brother, you are so handsome! I gave her A few slaps, isn't that fucking nonsense!"
After such shameless words fell, the barrage exploded in an instant, and the condemnation from fans dominated the screen...
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