They can swear to God, this joke can make them laugh for a year, and it will last forever. Uncle Security is really super loving.
Feeling the 'good-natured ridicule' from the audience of [-] people, Uncle Security, who was moved by Li Haoran's excuse, ran away again, feeling ashamed.
The camera has been tracking this miraculous C-position "debut" security uncle, and the whole process is presented on the big screen on the stage. Seeing the scene of him fleeing in a panic, the audience laughed even more intensely.
Standing on the stage, Li Haoran could see it clearly, and was also amused by the uncle, and he and Dai Peini supported each other, this is their common fan.
After laughing for a while, Li Haoran stood up, suppressed his laughter and said loudly: "Friends in the audience, isn't our Uncle Security very cute?"
"Yes."
The audience burst into promises, accompanied by constant laughter, Hangzhou citizens are very supportive of the young talents in their hometown.
With a hearty smile, Li Haoran said with a smile: "As the saying goes, Uncle Security is a typical person who doesn't talk too much harshly. He only cares about etiquette, and he doesn't even want to take the opportunity to sell a lesson or recommend an online store. He is very upright." , the duty is down-to-earth, frank and frank.”
"Uncle Security has shown that he is not pretentious, the artist gets the heat without being deliberately, the media gets new topics and chooses topics, everyone finds new fun without negative energy, and leaves without leaving after the fight without sequelae, and Sister Penny's expression pack is like A quality product for long-term use."
"No blowing, no black, no tearing, no standing, can it be more clean, fresh and pollution-free? Compared with those hot hypes that have even been thought out in advance, this is simply a clean stream in the screen world!"
Before the words were finished, all the folks in the audience went from boiling to silent. After looking at each other, they were all ashamed, ashamed of the sages of Hangzhou.
At this moment, they realized...
Ever since Li Haoran hosted the Wang Wang Forum, he has 'inherited' the blind beep beep ability of another legendary figure in Hangzhou, Jack Ma, and it is almost speechless to talk nonsense.
Ji Ji Wai Wai talked a lot, but in fact the whole article can be summed up in one sentence - he is awesome.
There were sparse boos at the scene, and the fans who were 'not angry' despised the idol. This is too obvious to excuse, bad review!
Although Dai Pei Ni is a foreigner, the education she receives is still the orthodox Confucian culture. After understanding the meaning of these words, she suddenly feels bad.
After Li Haoran shut up, Dai Pei Ni's face was so tangled, she grinned and said: "Okay, if you say clear flow, let's clear flow ¨〃!"
Li Haoran blinked cutely, and said seriously: "What do you mean when I say clean flow, I will clean flow, Sister Petunia, as the saying goes, you can be strong without desire, and you can be pure without desire. Uncle Security is very pure!"
Dai Pei Ni chose to die in battle, Li Haoran's blind beeping words continued to torment everyone's ears, just like Tang Monk...
"Now that attention is the economy, and attention is equal to market value, it is rare to have a desire-less accidental communication event that is not planned in advance."
"Of course we can't hope that all the hotspots that swipe the screen will be so clean and clean, but every time I really encounter such a simple little beauty, I can't help but feel happy and tell myself, don't just because of posing There are too many disappointments and despair, and we must maintain curiosity about the world."
The host of Guozihao is the host of Guozihao. By the time this sentence is over, Dai Peini has been directly stunned by Li Haoran, and she continues to contribute wonderful emoticons.
The entire audience was also thinking about this passage: It makes sense, but... I always feel that something is wrong?
The entire audience was also thinking about this passage: It makes sense, but... I always feel that something is wrong?
The doubts in his heart have not yet been answered, Li Haoran, who was originally sensational, suddenly shouted: "Then where is the damn finance? I have to complete the task and rush to Heling Village, stand up for me quickly, I promise not to kill you... ..."
"Hahahahaha..."
A reversal caused the audience to burst into laughter. At this time, the host Liu Yiping and Pingting Tingting came up and said with a smile: "Li Haoran, I know where the chief financial officer is."
Li Haoran turned his head to look, and found that the pair of big sisters of Liu Zhi's sister were so tolerant and big, they were so dazzling that he blinded the eyes of this "Naikong".
Taking a thousandth of a second to look away from Liu Wei Daxiong, Li Haoran stared calmly at Liu Wei's aging face, "surprised" said: "Sister Liu Wei, where are you? See if I don't beat him to death. "
When he said this, Li Haoran's mood gradually became calm...
If it weren't for the fact that sister Liu Wei is middle-aged and can't hide the crow's feet wrinkles at the corners of her eyes no matter how much she pulls her eyelids, and her rough skin makes him feel ashamed, Li Haoran really has the idea of taking down this big sister.
pity……
Time is like a butcher's knife!
Not only killing men but also women! !
Lin Zhiling and Liu Wei used to be old, half-mature mistresses, and seeing them pretending to be young and pure, Li Haoran always felt goosebumps and couldn't adapt, and his little thoughts of chasing stars disappeared in an instant.
How did Liu Wei know that Li Haoran was thinking so much, and said with a smile: ".‖ The chief financial officer just told me that it is impossible for you to get charity money for nothing!"
Li Haoran couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said clearly: "I knew it must be this way, tell me, what should I do to get the donation?"
"Ask the audience!"
Liu Zhi shrugged and turned the microphone to the auditorium. The [-] spectators immediately understood, and the deafening voice rang out, finally converging into the word 'singing'.
After the roaring cheers came to an end, Liu Wei watched the excitement and said, "It's said that Li Haoran is said to be very talented, so let's let him sing a new song, shall we?"
"it is good."
The fans couldn't refuse this big gift package, they naturally cheered in unison, making Li Haoran, who was going to sing an old song, stagger and kneel on the stage.
Depressedly looking up at Liu Wei's big sister, Li Haoran lamented: "I still have to complete the task, please don't mess with me, okay?"
"Hurry up, hurry up..."
Liu Wei, who was instructed, didn't listen to Li Haoran's prevarication, and pulled him up with Dai Pei Ni alone, and said: "Remember, if you want to get charity money, you must satisfy all the parents who live and eat. If they are not satisfied, you will get every penny." No way!"
Looking up at Liu Wei, Li Haoran begged for mercy: "Is this really going to happen?"
'Playful' blinked, and Liu Wei smiled and said: "There is absolutely no possibility of counter-offering!".
Chapter 499 "Ordinary Road"
After Liu Wei and Dai Pei Ni stepped off the stage, Li Haoran was left alone on the stage to complete the test given by his parents with [-] food and clothing.
"Cough cough!!"
With a cough, the sadness on Li Haoran's handsome face melted away, leaving only a hippie smile that could not be concealed, and said badly: "As the saying goes, deep love can't be kept since ancient times, only routines can win people's hearts!"
Hearing the word 'routine', the fans' hearts skipped a beat!
All the smart ones became 'angry from embarrassment', booing loudly, they were actually cheated!
Faced with the stunned expressions in the audience, Li Haoran looked 'sorrowful', and said frankly: "If the sky has love, the sky will grow old. It turns out that the routine makes people grow old. The routine left gently, and waved his sleeves without taking a piece of it away. have no choice!"
"Hahahahaha..."
The crooked words successfully made the audience burst into laughter, and Li Haoran said with a smile: "I admit, I confess, everything you saw just now was acted out, my acting skills are good?"
"Yoooooo..."
Waving his hands and pressing down, signaling to the fans of 'Frying Pot' to be safe, Li Haoran said with a smile on his face: "Of course, it does not include Uncle Security. Everything after being on stage is acting."
The fans felt a little more comfortable this time, Li Haoran pointed at the audience in a funny way, and said loudly: "I didn't want to admit it at first, but you see, you can see through the trick so well, it's full of bugs, and only Our sister Liu Wei is now!"
When Li Haoran was speaking, the camera focused on the host Liu Wei sitting in the first row.
The audience roared with laughter, and facing such a guy who didn't follow the routine, Liu Wei rolled his eyes that were not cute.
The whites of her eyes were as white as her eyes, and the barrage in the live broadcast was instantly dirty!
On the stage, Li Haoran grinned, took a step forward and said, "Actually, I don't know about this charity performance, but I gave a song to the program crew before recording the show, and I think it should be waiting for me here."
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran spread his hands and said, "It's all so routine, then I'll sing a new song! Sing the song that was handed over to the program group - "Ordinary Road"."
Everyone chewed the words "Ordinary Road", feeling inexplicably connotative.
(bjde) Even Jay Chou, who was waiting for the finale in the backstage, was vaguely looking forward to it, thinking that the title of this song was destined to be a good song, and he was quite looking forward to Li Haoran's creative talent.
On the stage, Li Haoran continued to introduce: "It's been a week since I wrote this song. When I was hosting the show "Big Star", Mr. Ma Yunma invited me to write a song for him. He wanted me to write a song expressing his brilliant life. song."
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran made nonsense: "At that time, I came home, imagining my future ups and downs in a legendary career. I was inspired and wrote this song in one fell swoop."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
"Hey hey hey..."
After the words fell, deafening boos rang out in Yunyun Stadium. The fans had already developed the habit of booing the idol when he was pretending to be aggressive.
Waving his hands to calm the fans down, Li Haoran didn't mind, and said with a smile: "I like this song "Ordinary Road" very much. Of course, I can't buy it for Ma Yun. He still can't hold this song, so I wrote them a song "We Are Different", do you like it?"
The booing became even more deafening. The damage caused by a group of billionaires who sang "We Are Different" has not yet healed, and this guy is actually adding salt to the wound again.
The booing became even more deafening. The damage caused by a group of billionaires who sang "We Are Different" has not yet healed, and this guy is actually adding salt to the wound again.
"If Li Haoran has something to do, go straight to the point, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance."
"Li Haoran is dirty, my heart is so broken, it's like dumpling stuffing!"
"If you bother me any more, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows."
"Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall with one slap, and I couldn't even pick it off!"
"..."
The fans complained again and again. At this time, the band had already played the prelude to "Ordinary Road" under Li Haoran's signal.
This magnificent movement, which is marching toward the history of world classic music, slowly sounded. Just the opening chapter resonated with everyone's hearts.
In those expectant eyes, Li Haoran closed his eyes, as if he heard his vigorous and trembling heartbeat.
Every time he hears the rhythm of this song, his heartstrings will always be plucked, and every blood vessel in his body seems to be perfused by the notes.
The feeling of being fully immersed in the melody made his emotions sink into the artistic conception of the song, as if he had returned to Pu Shu's difficult dream-chasing road in his previous life.
"call!!"
Trying to exhale calmly, the pianist's heavy and classic prelude melody sounded in Li Haoran's ears, so familiar that it seemed to blend into his life.
In the previous life, the classic piano prelude to the song "Ordinary Road" inspired two generations of people in China in the 80s and 90s. A classic is a classic, even on another earth.
As the beautiful music sounded, everyone was intoxicated involuntarily. Whether it was an ordinary fan or a singer in the backstage, they could not extricate themselves from the beautiful world woven by the band's instruments.
"Wandering on the road, do you want to go? Via, via, fragile, proud, that was my appearance..."
The singing voice is very touching, and Li Haoran's voice is even more special and warm. Even if he doesn't have a high-pitched voice with a lot of accompaniment, but just sings a very warm opening in the middle range, his voice makes everyone intoxicated.
The wonderful music seems to tell the truth of the world, look at the "good" world with an ordinary heart, look for the ordinary in the simplicity, and find the extraordinary in the ordinary.
With the feeling of the soul and the vicissitudes of life in the singing, Li Haoran is particularly heart-breaking in the slightly sad and painful part of the song.
"hiss!"
Many people at the scene, and even in the live broadcast room, all gasped after listening to this passage, and felt a throbbing feeling along with their souls.
This is the first time Li Haoran sang this kind of rock music so different that it makes one's scalp tingle, but without exception, everyone's hearts were shocked.
This is not the shock of high rock music, this is not the shock of exquisite music to the soul, it is just the shock of identity from the depths of the soul, this is an ordinary shock.
In all fairness, everyone is willing to experience this kind of shock, because this song is not the kind of high-level rock, but sings about all of them, and they feel the same way. .
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