The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"it means……"

Putting his elbows around the chief financial officer's neck, Li Haoran stared at the camera and said, "Don't tell me, the finance for the charity concert is the finance for our "Longing for Life"?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hearing this, the staff backstage of the concert burst into laughter, and the fans who watched the live broadcast in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing.

"Cough cough cough..."

There was a lot of financial drama, coughing hard, and explained after coughing a few times: "Haoran, I am a member of ACCA, and there are very few senior accountants like me. Chief Financial Officer."

Li Haoran was dissatisfied, looked down at the accountant in the crook of his arm, and said with a smile: "I see, you mean that good accountants will make false accounts, and not good accountants will make wrong accounts, right?"

The finance manager couldn't help but rolled his eyes at 940, and muttered, "I-didn't-say it!"

He refused to admit it, but he was speechless in his heart: what nonsense is being said, this matter has to be talked about, how can it be said during the live broadcast!

Li Haoran didn't care whether he hugged her or not, and said contemptuously, "If you don't admit it, you think I'm stupid! The ACCA you mentioned is very popular in the United States, and it is a must-have certificate for the exclusive accountant of the chaebol."

After a pause, Li Haoran spoke invincibly: "The role of ACCA in the Western world is to allow capitalists to evade taxes in a 'reasonable and legal' way. It should be the same in our country!"

Finance couldn't laugh or cry, blushing and said: "Hao Ran, you simply..."

The finances couldn't go on, Li Haoran said with a smile: "Come on, let's see, how many good children have been harmed by the US emperor's exams, how many honest children have learned to cheat, the dross of the capital empire!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was bursting with laughter, and after Li Haoran's teasing words fell, the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded with laughter...

"This guy is really talkative, how dare he say anything?"

"Because he represents the country, and what the country hates most are capitalists who evade taxes."

"Understood, being backed by CCTV is really different, and Li Haoran dares to slander anyone."

"Think about the salary comparison with these accountants, forget it, I don't want to live anymore."

"Li Haoran: alive, in the attitude of death..."

The barrage chattered non-stop, Li Haoran let go of the finances and sat on the sofa chair, opened a bottle of drink and took a sip, and said leisurely: "If you don't stay in the US emperor to trouble them, why are you here in the country?" ?”

Rubbing his neck, Cai Cai sneered and praised: "Our country is safe!"

The casual words made Li Haoran startled, and he remembered the joke about this sentence!

The casual words made Li Haoran startled, and he remembered the joke about this sentence!

Recently, many places abroad have been a bit chaotic, and we can always see news of various terrorist attacks or murders.

Not long ago, on the US version of "Zhihu" Quora, a question about Huaxia aroused enthusiastic responses from users.

This question has only four English words, (Is China safe or not), but it has aroused long-winded answers from native Chinese netizens and many foreigners living in China, and it has become popular on the Internet.

As the host, Li Haoran naturally knew about this news. To be honest, as a Chinese person, while feeling proud and happy, he felt a little mixed when he looked back.

Once upon a time, under the banner of "public order", "temporary residence permit" became a nightmare for people going out.

But now, this notorious few pages have withdrawn from the stage, and China has instead become "the most envied safe place for foreigners". In just a few years, Chinese people have long been (bjdc) accustomed to this kind of safety.

Shaking his head to disperse these things, Li Haoran planned to change the topic and go to Heling Village after getting the 'money and food'. Presumably He Jiong and Huang Lei had already arrived.

Li Haoran hid his emotions very well, but the smart financeman still found a clue from his expression.

The accountant originally wanted to promote himself to make himself more famous, and to be hired by a big company instead of being an accountant in a variety show, so he wanted to have more scenes and said: "Hao Ran, you seem to be very displeased with the US Emperor?"

Glancing at this guy, Li Haoran rolled his eyes and said: "Of course I don't have a cold, and I don't look at my identity, patriotic and upright boy, can you like the US emperor who has been targeting our country?"

"why?"

"Where do you get so much money? Come on, I have to drive all night..."

With a smile, the treasurer sat down, looking like he was holding a wisdom pearl, and said with a smile: "Hao Ran, you don't even look at your watch, it's just nine o'clock, it's still early, do you really think it's so easy to get the money? "

"Damn it, the damn show crew, I've already pulled out the bottom-of-the-box stunts, and you actually dig a hole for me, I'm at odds with you guys..."

Li Haoran "fried his hair", sat up suddenly and "cursed" and put on a look that I refused to cooperate, and that I wanted to return to Lingcun, making the staff and fans laugh.

Of course, the fans all know that all these are routines, just like what Li Haoran said on stage, the program is just for the effect.

The program crew dug a hole, Li Haoran pretended to be aggressive, joined forces, and made a perfect match. What can he be angry about?

The finances are also clear, and he took two steps back full of drama, and said with a smile: "Li Haoran, donations can be exchanged for goods to the program group! Think about it, how much are rice cookers, gas stoves, and range hoods worth? How much time do you have?"

This temptation is enough weight, Li Haoran, who is not angry, chooses to give in!

Taking a deep breath, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Okay, you guys, tell me, what else is waiting for me?"

"There is absolutely no pitfall this time. I just want to know why you, who are so rational, smart, and wise, hate the US emperor so much. Shouldn't this be your style, Li Haoran?"

After talking about the finances, Li Haoran laughed and said approvingly: "Oh! I thought I had hidden it deep enough, but I didn't expect you to discover these qualities!"

The financial complexion was tangled, and Li Haoran said in a playful way: "Don't force me, otherwise I will become great and I will be out of control!"

With a "vomiting" expression on the barrage, Li Haoran became serious, and said seriously: "Didn't the experts say that the Indians are descendants of our Yin and Shang merchants, but how many Indians have been killed by the white American emperors since they set foot on the American continent and carried out genocide?" ? Some experts say [-] million, some experts say tens of millions, how can I like the United States?".

Chapter 505 "Fireworks Easy to Cold"

"My dislike of US imperialism actually stems from a story. Ever since I read that story three years ago, I have hated US imperialism deeply."

"what story?"

"This story is like this, more than two hundred years ago...~"

With [Sound Immersive] skill enabled, Li Haoran is the most beautiful voice actor in the world, absolutely none.

His voice is deep, thick, magnetic, and has an unparalleled sense of substitution. Hearing it, everyone sits upright, looking forward to the next wonderful story.

With Li Haoran's peerless talent, the stories he tells should be very exciting!

Everyone is looking forward to it, finance is even more looking forward to, hoping to use Li Haoran's fame to become a hit, and be valued by Ma Yun, Liu Qiangdong and others, then the beauty will be great!

Lightly glanced at the 'interesting' finances, Li Haoran, who had already seen everything, was amused, looked at the camera and told this story affectionately: "That year, Yang Guo hadn't slept with his aunt, and that year, Duan Zhengchun wouldn't be right. His son said he was playing with your sister!"

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

After a short period of astonishment, the sound of laughter in the office was endless.

Li Haoran's huge-big reversal made people laugh, and at the same time felt that this was very Li Haoran's demeanor, he has always been so irritating.

"Uh!"

The finance minister who was full of desire to show something every now and then froze, staring at Li Haoran's handsome face, feeling as uncomfortable as a dog beeping.

How did he answer this?

How to demonstrate his profound knowledge?

My pants are all off, why are you telling me this?

Finance almost exploded with anger, and guessed that Li Haoran had already understood his little thoughts, and was a little embarrassed for a while, afraid of being targeted by this big star.

Although he obtained the certificate, he lacked experience and did not have much experience in making false accounts.

Now he doesn't dare to offend Li Haoran, a big bull. If he loses the opportunity to work in CCTV, he will lose a lot.

"I actually take smart people as fools, I'm stupid!"

The finances were full of worries, so Li Haoran didn't bother to talk to him, and sighed in an extremely soft voice: "In that year, brother ate food, not loneliness. In that year, brother walked the road, not loneliness."

Sitting up slightly, Li Haoran pointed at his heart and shook his head: "In that year, Yali was not so big, and in that year, his thoughts were not so complicated. In that year, Liang Shanbo had not yet married Juliet. , Obama doesn't know Xia Yuhe either."

"Damn it, Li Haoran is muddy, this metaphor is not vivid at all!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Li Haoran has fully proved that being smart is not wisdom, and wisdom must be smart."

"Li Haoran's Mensao is his own debauchery."

"Li Haoran's cow B is like the crops in the south, it is ripe three times a year, and it doesn't take a break!!"

"..."

The barrage kept laughing and laughing, Li Haoran confessed: "I'm not here to vent, I'm not here to make soy sauce, and I'm not here to cheer for anyone, nor to contain and attack certain social phenomena, I'm just Idle and boring to tease you, isn't it funny?"

The barrage kept laughing and laughing, Li Haoran confessed: "I'm not here to vent, I'm not here to make soy sauce, and I'm not here to cheer for anyone, nor to contain and attack certain social phenomena, I'm just Idle and boring to tease you, isn't it funny?"

Everyone was stunned, they couldn't laugh at this shit, they couldn't even laugh, they were so aggrieved!

Coincidentally, Jay Chou, who was on stage to sing, passed by and heard these words, he was the first to react, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up and said: "Oh! Li Haoran, you are very good!"

"Wow! It's Jay Chou, it's a pleasure to meet you..."

Hearing the sound, Li Haoran hurriedly stood up from the boss chair, walked up to Jay Chou in three steps at a time, held his hand with a smile on his face, and said with a humble attitude: "Hello, Jay Chou, I'm your fan, I like you very much song."

With a characteristic smile, Jay Chou said modestly: "After listening to your song "The Ordinary Road", I am now your fan. It was so shocking, it gave me goosebumps."

"The class is messed up. In front of Jay Chou, I haven't graduated yet at this level!"

"You are amazing, Lin Junxie wants to invite you to sing a song! By the way, Li Haoran, how about we collaborate on a song when we have time?"

As soon as Jay Chou's words fell, countless fans who watched the live broadcast screamed, and the words "promise and promise" flashed across the screen.

The cooperation of two great musical talents, and the most representative singers born in the 80s and 90s, what kind of sparks will burst out, I am so looking forward to it!

Li Haoran was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, nodded with a smile and said: "Okay! No problem, how about you compose the music and I write the lyrics, or I compose the music and you write the lyrics?"

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"Let's complete these two tasks together!"

Nodding his head, Li Haoran had nothing to do, and said with a smile: "To be honest, Director Chou, I have liked your songs very much since I was a child."

"you are welcome!!"

"Although you have recently been succumbed to the pomegranate skirt of the capitalists, frequently appearing on various variety shows for rewards, and writing more and more ugly songs, I still like you and I will be a fan of you for the rest of my life!"

Jay Chou was very happy at first, after all, to be admired by a nationally recognized great talent is a matter of great honor, but Nima's last few words were meant to be magical, do you despise him?

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Before Jay Chou was allowed to get angry, Li Haoran proposed: "Director Chou, would you like to participate in my first program "Tucao Conference"? Be the first host to complain, and help me to promote the status of the fan."