The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

After Minnan girl finished speaking, Li Haoran repeated: "You mean, how long does it take for the things sent from the US Emperor to arrive?"

"Yes, yes, how long will it take to arrive?"

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, Li Haoran said sincerely, "You-guess?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The customer was speechless, there was a burst of laughter from the audience, the customer service girls were laughing, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was also bursting with laughter.

The person in charge of Tmall who stood by was full of panic, and kept shaking his hands: "Li Haoran, no, no, you can't say that, this is a real customer..."

Hearing the sound, Li Haoran looked at the person in charge for a moment, seeing that his expression did not seem to be fake, after coughing, his attitude immediately changed, and he said very softly: "Madam, please don't worry, your goods will be delivered to you in a day Home... yes, you just need to wait in peace, hang up!"

"NO!"

The person in charge of Tmall chose to die, clutching his hair with both hands, and said speechlessly: "Li Haoran, can you be normal? Our Alibaba's logistics tools are not rockets!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The laughter never stopped, Li Haoran gestured quietly, pointed to the computer screen and said: "That's your business, I don't care about it."

The person in charge almost burst into tears, feeling that the boss lost five million yuan, and Li Haoran had already connected another video invitation.

This time it was still a girl, showing her face very generously, at the age of eighteen or nineteen, she looked quite pure.

The little girl first admired Li Haoran, confessed how much she likes idols, and finally got to the point: "Brother Haoran, I bought a bunch of materials that were all pirated, and I actually got a zero in this exam 237." Min, oh my god, can you tell me, what did I do wrong???"

Blinking, without thinking at all, Li Haoran replied in seconds: "You did all the questions wrong!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Suppressing a smile, Li Haoran stared at the eccentric little sister in the video, and comforted him: "Tmall does not buy fake products. If the review department determines that the bookstore bought you pirated materials, then we will give you severe penalties. And compensate you for the loss, is this answer satisfactory?"

"Satisfied, brother Haoran, I'm watching your live broadcast now, can you sing me a song? Just sing that Chinese style song?"

Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran said speechlessly: "Little sister, brother is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask brother to answer this and that."

"You are obviously a customer service."

The little sister deflated her red hair in dissatisfaction, and complained: "Everyone says that customers are gods, but you don't treat me as a god at all. I want to complain!"

Hehe smiled, Li Haoran was not afraid, and replied in seconds: "The customer is indeed God, but I'm sorry, the merchant said, they believe in Buddhism..."

A generous sentence successfully made everyone laugh, Li Haoran connected the third video connection, and said with a smile: "This is Tmall International, and I am customer service Li Haoran."

"Li Haoran, is there a sentence that makes you burst into tears?".

Chapter 508 Nazha's Video

The third customer was a fat college student with a greasy face. The standard configuration of the dormitory behind him was extremely conspicuous, which made Li Haoran miss his student days a year ago.

In his mind, only the taste of instant noodles in the dormitory is familiar and stubborn. It is like a taste positioning system, one end is locked in the different places after going away, and the other end is forever tied to the university dormitory deep in memory.

Li Haoran was in a daze, the question the fat man asked was not about the goods he was selling, but a very strange question: "Li Haoran, is there a sentence that makes you burst into tears just by looking at it?"

After thinking for a second, Li Haoran tried to answer: "99.99%, 0KB/s, how about this sentence?"

The fat customer was taken aback for a moment, then came to his senses, and said with a fat face like a flower: "Hahahaha... I actually understand, Li Haoran, I give you a thumbs up, this answer fits my heart so well!"

Not only the fat customers understood, but most of the nerds also understood, and the barrage immediately started to discuss, which was extremely lively!

"The 60G game was downloaded for two days, and finally stuck at 99.99%, 0KB/s. Who can understand my collapsed mood at that time!"

"Brother Hun upstairs is too pure, do you think Li Haoran is talking about games?"

"Then what is he talking about?"

"Let's find out about the island film!"

"Don't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail upstairs, and learn about the broadcast function while going down."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos

"Throw a Jinghuang at Miss Xunlei."

"I'm going to be as thin as a bolt of lightning to illuminate all wretched fat people."

"I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar!"

"..."

The barrage was giggling, and when he heard the word 'like', Li Haoran suddenly remembered something, and thankfully said: "Thank you, I remembered it when you said it, you must like [-] to complete the task, by the way, the first two Did you like it?"

The technician not far away heard the sound and replied: "It's all ordered~."

"That's good!!!"

Li Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the task was stable and should be easily completed like a drizzle, but he didn't know that these words reminded the clients instead.

So next, the lucky customers from all over the country intentionally wrote bad reviews, which almost made Li Haoran depressed to death.

Needless to say, these clients want to interact with idols!

After all, being an idol customer service is like performing a talk show, it's very funny, and the golden sentences are hilarious, how can you be willing to let him leave easily.

Customer 8: "Li Haoran, why is there no beef in the beef noodles bought on Tmall?"

Depressed Li Haoran: "Isn't this nonsense, is there a wife in the wife cake?"

Customer 16: "Li Haoran, how do you dress the long johns you bought for 40 yuan in a low-key but tasteful way, elegant but with a touch of sadness?"

Li Haoran: "Wearing low-waist long johns with open crotch, showing a touch of sadness, you can also tremble gracefully in the breeze!"

Customer 22: "Li Haoran, why does the advertisement for this shampoo say: After taking a shower and washing your hair, you will feel much more handsome and prettier?"

Customer 22: "Li Haoran, why does the advertisement for this shampoo say: After taking a shower and washing your hair, you will feel much more handsome and prettier?"

Li Haoran: "Because my brain is flooded."

Customer 36: "Li Haoran, I'm from the north. I bought a box of fish on Tmall. Why do the fish in the deep sea look so ugly?"

Li Haoran: "It's pitch black in the deep sea, no one can see anyone, everyone just grows casually!"

……

The task of temporarily acting as customer service lasted for more than two hours. During this time, Li Haoran's mouth was parched and extremely desperate.

In the end, he was lying on the table in despair, and his answers became weak, but the video calls continued to come in one after another, and the fans were always bursting with unparalleled enthusiasm.

After more than two hours, only 12 positive comments have been accumulated, and there is no time to complete the mission. Li Haoran deeply feels that he has embarrassed the traveler!

His fans are too hurt, not as friendly as the three little four-leaf clover, how can they bully their idols?

Li Haoran is desperate, and the person in charge of Tmall is also desperate!

As a successful middle-aged man with an annual salary of one million, the jokes that have attracted millions of fans are not popular with him. After listening to them for more than two hours, he almost vomited.

The most unbearable thing for him is that the part of promoting Tmall customer service has become Li Haoran's talk show time.

However, the fans chose to leave negative comments to prevent Li Haoran from completing the task. As a last resort, the person in charge could only wink and let the technicians tamper with the data.

He really wanted to get the boss's favorite fellow out of the country, it's so f*ckingly worrying, look at this godly reply, is it a reply that a customer service should have?

The technology quickly improved the data. At this time, Li Haoran connected to the 42nd lucky customer. The opposite side of the video was dark, and there was another shy fan.

As soon as the connection was made, Li Haoran begged for mercy: ".‖ This lady named 'Falling in love with someone I shouldn't love', please don't leave a bad review, let me complete the task!"

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In an apartment in the imperial capital, Gu Li Nazha, who is "retreating and practicing", opened the live broadcast room of her ex-boyfriend Li Haoran on time after the live broadcast of "Longing for Life".

I watched it for more than four hours, and personally witnessed the funny fake fan incident, the car accident at a large concert, and the "Ordinary Road" that gave her goosebumps.

When the stadium lights went out, when tens of thousands of flashlights swayed together into a galaxy, and when the shocking chorus of thousands of people began, she was moved to tears and cried heartbroken.

Although she is only in her twenties and debuted for just over a year, she is honored to have experienced everything from glory to dust.

During these unforgettable days of farewell to lovers, betrayal of relatives, and a collapsed outlook on life, she truly understood the true meaning of the ordinary road.

Gu Li Nazha understands that some people have something, and it may take a lifetime to turn around, and when the time comes, they will not be able to chase them back.

After wiping away tears and emotions, she continued to watch the live broadcast, and then saw Li Haoran make a temporary cameo as Tmall customer service, and Nazha suddenly remembered that she happened to buy a book on Tmall today, and happened to be one of the lucky 13 people.

Staring blankly at the "talk show" of her ex-boyfriend's witty words, Gu Li Nazha was very entangled. This entanglement lasted for more than two hours. Finally, she couldn't hold back her longing and chose to participate in the questioning.

Maybe it was because of an epiphany that Wu Jitai came here. It was the first time to participate in the quiz, and out of tens of thousands of people, she was lucky enough to choose her, which surprised her endlessly.

She frantically blocked the camera. As soon as the video was connected, Nazha heard the magnetic begging voice of her ex-boyfriend. .

Chapter 509 Still stubborn as always

"My God! My God! I'm scared to death..."

Gu Li Nazha didn't expect her luck to be so good. She was lucky enough to be selected for the first time to participate in the quiz. Shouldn't she be lucky enough to buy a lottery ticket?

With all kinds of strange thoughts in her heart, Nazha's mind was in chaos, and she didn't react for a short time.

After reacting, the moment she saw the video connection, she almost scared her to death.

Fortunately, the good habit of practicing dance for many years allowed her to react quickly enough to block the camera in a hurry, so that Li Haoran and thousands of netizens could not see her true face.

Sincerely, Nazha didn't want to be seen by Li Haoran.

How tough you said when you parted, I have no regrets in this life, and I will never see you again.

It's good now, if Baba posts it, then she will be shameless?Can I still raise my head in front of this guy in the future?

Blocking the camera, Nazha, who still had lingering fears, covered her heart and stomped her feet on the spot to relieve her frightened emotions. The magnetic voice of her ex-boyfriend spread to her eardrums.

Even though she was begging for mercy with a stern face, Nazha still thought it sounded so good, and inexplicably remembered the picture of her ex-boyfriend coaxing her to be happy.

Her mind was filled with sweet memories. For a while, Nazha couldn't help but want to laugh, and couldn't help laughing and crying at the same time, her mood was extremely complicated.

"Hello? Why don't you talk?"

Li Haoran's doubtful voice came again, and Gu Li Nazha hurriedly held her throat and changed her tone: "Yes! Hello, Li Haoran!"

When saying these words, Gu Li Nazha spoke very cautiously, trying not to reveal any flaws, in case the ex-boyfriend with sharp ears found out, it would be embarrassing.

Unfortunately, it was still discovered!