The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"I dare to swear, this is the highest praise for snacks!"

"Damn it, the stalk of spiritual recovery is so good. I want to write spiritual recovery, and the name is "The King Forgive Your Life."

"Li Haoran is so talented. I really hope he writes a fantasy novel. This kind of literary talent will definitely become a hit."

"..."

Fans onlookers discussed a lot, Li Haoran gave an emotional speech: "Everyone looked at the place where the sound came from, and saw a man sitting there, in his early twenties, what was shocking was the Taoist robe he was wearing on the sign."

After a pause, Li Haoran said in a tone full of admiration: "It turned out to be the mysterious and powerful Lan-Xiang-School! And it is also the most terrifying dig-digger-machine-system among them!"

"Hahahahaha..."

[Sound on the Scene] has a strong sense of substitution. When they heard the words "Lanxiang students" and "excavator department" with their own joy, the fans burst out laughing, and the laughter interrupted. Li Haoran's speech.

After stopping his speech, he rolled his eyes helplessly, Li Haoran, who was very excited about speaking, said speechlessly: "Will you let me speak?"

"Speak quickly!!"

"Everyone stop laughing, hold back!"

"..."

The fans became anxious immediately, and quickly stopped their laughter, trying their best to suppress it. Li Haoran couldn't help laughing because of that appearance.

The fans became anxious immediately, and quickly stopped their laughter, trying their best to suppress it. Li Haoran couldn't help laughing because of that appearance.

Smiling for a while under the resentful eyes of the fans, Li Haoran used the skill [Calm Joker] to calm himself down, and resumed his speech.

"Lanxiang College, the first thing people think of when they hear this name is that it is powerful. It is said that a big teacher provoked a student of Lanxiang's excavator department, and then he was run over by that person with an excavator. Broken, the mountain protection array is as vulnerable as water tofu, and everyone in the entire sect has been suppressed and killed!"

After a short pause, Li Haoran stared at a large circle of fans who forced themselves to laugh, with a very serious expression on his handsome face, and said: "You must know that there are people who have passed through the catastrophe period, how terrible is the Lanxiang excavator?" One can imagine, no wonder this kid was able to come up with a pack of spicy strips, which is actually from Lanxiang Academy, which is also reasonable!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

There were still some fans with low laughing points who resisted the contrast and burst into laughter, which caused a lot of condemnation. Fortunately, there were not many of them, so Li Haoran's speech was not interrupted.

・・・・Seeking flowers・・・・

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran continued: "At this moment, I just heard a faint call from another private room on the second floor: two packs of spicy strips."

Eyes widened, Li Haoran was full of surprise and said: "What? There is someone who dares to challenge Lanxiang Academy, and can even take out two packs of spicy sticks! What kind of person is this?"

"Everyone was talking about it, and I saw a young man in his early 20s, wearing white clothes without any wind, and a dazzling badge on his mouth - Xin-dong-fang came into view!"

"Hahahahaha..."

This time the fans with a low laughing point laughed even louder, and some post-80s couldn't help laughing, covering their mouths and giggling.

Lan Xiang has come out, how can we miss New Oriental?

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Li Haoran is indeed a great talent, he knows my heart well!

Pretending to be a little person admiringly, Li Haoran sighed: "No wonder he can take out two packs of spicy sticks, it turned out to be New Oriental College."

Shaking his head again in admiration, Li Haoran explained: "Although New Oriental College is not as powerful as Lan Xiang College, in terms of the stock of spicy noodles, ten Lan Xiang may not be better than New Oriental. After all, almost all the students in New Oriental are making spicy noodles. A master of the rules."

"One is Lan Xiang, who respects strength, and the other is New Oriental, who is rich and powerful. In order to compete for a box of Xuan Mai, everyone feels that a new storm is about to appear."

When Li Haoran talked about this, a student from Lanxiang Technical College shouted "Li Haoran, I thank you on behalf of Teacher Tang Guozhen", all the fans watching couldn't help it, and they all laughed and interrupted the funny speech again .

After tearing open a bag of potato chips and taking a bite, Li Haoran chewed and said, "Do you want to hear it or not? You always interrupt me, and the atmosphere is gone!"

The fans were full of laughter, and one of them shouted cleverly: "Is there a microphone here? If you have a microphone, you won't be afraid of us disturbing you. Li Haoran, you have to be considerate of us, it's very uncomfortable!"

"Yes, yes, Li Haoran, you are simply too funny, how do you grow your brain?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran swallowed the potato chips and said with a smile: "It was born by my parents! How else can it grow?"

"too talented!".

Chapter 517 Has Fatty Come Yet?

Hearing the compliments from the fans, Li Haoran gave a smirk, and the handsome and beautiful face caused the female fans to scream again and again.

Smiling and waving his hands to signal the cute girls to calm down, Li Haoran turned his head and looked around, regretfully said: "It's been so long, hasn't Fatty come yet?"

The nympho-like customer service girl at the front desk shook her head, and said with concern: "No, wait a little longer, Li Haoran, I believe Fatty will come soon."

Her fans agreed, they don't want their idol to leave so soon, the opportunity to appreciate the beauty of the prosperous age up close is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, let alone listen to the story of laughing stomachache.

"Hope it!"

Li Haoran sighed, thinking in his heart: "It has been more than [-] minutes since I typed on the big screen. If Fatty is around here, I will definitely see it. I haven't come here yet. I should be in another area and I can't see these things." Four zero zero "romantic words!"

While doing self-analysis, a girl not far away suddenly shouted: "I found the microphone, the microphone is here..."

Hearing this, Li Haoran looked at the place where the voice was spoken, and the fans who watched quickly opened a passage to let the girl in, and there were praises and applause one after another.

However, when Li Haoran took the microphone from the girl, he couldn't laugh or cry for a while, he didn't know how to answer it?

Isn't this just a big speaker for collecting junk? It can play music, record, and talk about classics: if you can't sell it for two yuan, you will lose money, and if you sell it for two yuan, you can't be fooled.

Holding this rare object for a while, Li Haoran complained: "The Raffles City Center Building is very international, why does it have such a down-to-earth loudspeaker?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone was amused, Li Haoran shrugged and said: "To be honest, I am the host of CCTV, and I have used more microphones than most people have used mobile phones, but this is the first time in my life to speak with a loudspeaker. Fantastic experience!"

Everyone laughed again, Li Haoran coughed, turned on the loudspeaker switch, and after the harsh start-up sound passed, he began to broadcast in an extremely gloomy tone.

"Life in the river died mysteriously, residents in the downstream suffered from strange diseases, and plants along the coast kept mutating. Is it pesticide residue? Or biochemical attack? Please pay attention to the special program "Tucao Conference" that will be broadcast next year: "National Football Washes Feet by the River."

Football is derived from Cuju, a traditional Chinese sport. Coupled with the good business operation of world football, as the world's number one sport, its influence is beyond doubt.

Therefore, the people have high hopes for football, but at present, the development of Chinese football is too slow, with backward physique, backward competition system, and official interference in football development, so it is like a person who lives in a wealthy family, but is turned into a waste.

And this year is the year of the World Cup. It is a happy World Cup for the whole world, but for our national men's football team, it should be a sad one for the world.

Many people feel stuffy every time they think about the national football team. Complaining about the national football team has become a daily routine for ordinary people.

Li Haoran's joke about harming the national football team has set a new high, it is the highest level of harming people. In the eyes of ordinary people, the football team's feet are indeed worse than biochemical weapons.

At the same time, Li Haoran also made a good advertisement for the "Tucao Conference" in preparation, making fans' expectations for this program reach a new high.

"Hahahahaha... It's too funny, Li Haoran is simply too funny!"

"My God, is the guest invited by "Tucao Conference" the national football team? That's really exciting!"

"Li Haoran's cannonball ability, the national football team will definitely live a life worse than death!"

"Li Haoran must have smiled and said to the national football team: Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person!"

"Li Haoran must have smiled and said to the national football team: Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person!"

"..."

The fans were looking forward to the discussion again and again, Li Haoran resumed his normal tone after a while, and continued to tell the unfinished story.

"Just when people thought that the treasure was the master of New Oriental, suddenly there was a soft and ethereal voice from the VIP box upstairs: I made a tea egg."

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

This time, because of the magic trumpet, the fans laughed unscrupulously. Li Haoran is a great talent because he can use the stalk of tea eggs.

With a loudspeaker, Li Haoran didn't care about the fans who couldn't stop laughing, and continued: "As soon as the words fell, the auction house was boiling instantly, tea eggs! It is said that tea eggs can produce white meat, renew bones, and adjust yin and yang. Yixitian Cup Tea, East Sea South Leaf, and an egg with the blood of the male phoenix, as long as you have this egg on your body, it is hard to die!"

"Damn it, I want to eat a tea egg so shocking!"

"Killing me!!"

The fans couldn't stop laughing, and Li Haoran said angrily, "The New Oriental expert downstairs stopped drinking: Which friend just robbed me from New Oriental, don't you want to live? The voice was like thunder, shaking everyone's minds... .And the upstairs said lightly: This girl is from Dongying, what do you think??"

"Pfft!"

Most of the people understood the stalk, and were stunned for a moment, laughing endlessly.

Fans felt that Li Haoran was too disrespectful. As a host of CCTV, he actually told a story that was dirty. !

Hee hee smiled, Li Haoran kept talking non-stop: "There was an instant silence downstairs, and the man downstairs uttered an unbelievably deep cry, gritted his teeth and asked: But he is as famous as the patriarch in that era. Dongying, the Holy Land of Immortal Cultivation?"

The Holy Land of Immortal Cultivation! !

Li Haoran's description is absolutely perfect, and the introduction with aggravated tone made the fans laugh so hard.

Isn't that place the holy place for men to cultivate immortals?

When the man's laughter and the woman's eyes stopped slightly, Li Haoran gave an emotional speech: "During the conversation, the man downstairs thought: Dongying, it is rumored that in ancient times, there were many people who became immortals and saints. Even now, it is not the same. Our New Oriental can compete!"

"Just when everyone thought that the matter had been fixed, suddenly there was a voice of Weicha from a corner: Is it too early for you to make a decision like this, haha, Pindao also came out with a bottle of Laoganma at 5.5."

"Which one is an expert, please show up quickly! The man below said in amazement."

"What! This is the legendary old godmother? It's still a whole bottle."

"Many people were shocked, but more people were confused, as if they had never heard of this item. At this time, the auctioneer explained."

"Presumably everyone has never heard of this item, but when I was young, I accidentally got a broken page from my grandfather. It vaguely recorded tens of thousands of years ago. -Old Godmother."

"Every bite, every time, you can enjoy the rare deliciousness in the world. It is a kind of god-level treasure condensed by the peerless gods and people with chaotic matter since the beginning of the sky. It is as rare as a miracle. The existence of the same level as the lotus seed heart.".

Chapter 518 Happy Fatty

"This is a small object the size of a fist. It looks like gold but not gold, wood but not wood. It exudes a strange fragrance. Everyone who smells this fragrance in the hall seems to have loosened the bottleneck that has plagued them for hundreds of years. Some even I want to immediately find a place to retreat and break through."

"Hiss... Could this be the legendary sliced ​​cake, which was recognized by very few old monsters in the hall."

"The legend of this thing is extremely heaven-defying. Carrying a piece the size of a fingernail with you not only doubles the effect of practice, but what is especially powerful is that no matter what bottleneck you encounter in practice, you only need a small piece to get through it easily, and there is no negative effect."

"At this time, someone recognized the young man, and exclaimed: Could it be that the young man is the one who passed on the paw and eat?"

"Oh! Cake seller!!"

……

The wonderful "snack fantasy story" was told for another ten minutes, but Pangdi still didn't show up, and Li Haoran became more and more dispirited as he talked, and ended the story after three minutes regretfully shaking his head.