"I get enough sleep in less than four hours, it's nice to be young!"
Dahua didn't know what happened last night, he shook his head and didn't persuade him any more, instead he felt the helplessness and sadness of being in his thirties.
He was only thirty-one years old, and he already felt that his energy was not as good as before. He had to pay for the Internet cafe every night, so he had to sleep well all night, and the little prince of the nightclub was gone forever!
"Oh! I'm getting old before I know it, and I don't even have a girlfriend!"
Hearing Dahua's lament, Fatty smiled while licking his red porch.
The kind girl did not poke a knife in the heart of Dahua, who had an early menopause outbreak, and slowly fanned the fire stove with a fan, blowing heavily, hoping that the fire would be bigger.
The smoke billowed up from the kitchen, choking her to cough again and again, but her heart was sweet, as if she had eaten mouthfuls of honey, as sweet as rain.
In Fatty's view, since meeting Yang Mi and Li Hao, her life has been full of luck!
In just one year, her friendship has grown stronger, her career has flourished, her family is safe, and her love has also reaped a harvest.
In just one year, her friendship has grown stronger, her career has flourished, her family is safe, and her love has also reaped a harvest.
Although Fat Di has been forbidding this love, it is not clear whether she can accept the religious barrier to marry Li Haoran, nor what her family's attitude towards Li Haoran is, but at least she is very happy at this moment!
The happy girl really wanted to hum a song and dance, but she suddenly remembered Li Haoran's 'contemptuous' saying that her feet were smelly last night, and felt ashamed and speechless at the same time.
After waking up in the morning, she smelled the shoes she wore yesterday. They obviously didn't smell bad, and because she had the habit of spraying perfume on her feet, they always smelled good.
"This bastard must have done it on purpose, I don't have smelly feet (bjbf) at all!"
"Okay! There is still a bit of sweaty smell, but it has nothing to do with the smell! If you run forty thousand steps without sweating, the socks in your bathroom will stink to death!"
Coughing and groaning, at this moment, Dilingling's ear-piercing ringing of the phone rang, reaching the eardrums of Fatty and Dahua.
"There are guests!"
Dahua Mingwu remembered that Li Haoran was still sleeping in the living room, so Fatty stood up and ran to the living room, fearing that the ringing would disturb Li Haoran's sleep.
Unfortunately, when she hurried into the living room, she found that Li Haoran had been woken up, squinted her eyes, turned over to pick up the phone on the low coffee table, lay down again, and said in a daze, "Hi , this is the mushroom house."
On the road, in the sponsor's car driving, Liu Yifei rolled his eyes while holding up his phone, and whispered to the camera: "It's obvious that I haven't woken up from this sound, what a headache!"
The live broadcast of Mushroom House started when Fatty was blowing fire, and Liu Yifei's live broadcast also started at this time.
When the fans who watched the live broadcast early in the morning saw the real fairy sister, they were all ecstatic, and then they were quite disappointed.
"Sister Immortal is here, great, my goddess is finally here!"
"Quoting a line from Yue Ru in "Legend of Sword and Fairy": "If I were a man, I would definitely love her!"She is so beautiful that women cannot but be jealous. ""
"I need to boast so much upstairs! I hate that I don't have a pair of eyes, and I can't feel that she is a fairy. If she has to be said to be a fairy, then the pigsty will be considered a heavenly palace!!!"
"At the time of gold powder and fairy sword, I respected Liu Tiantian, but now I am completely tired of aesthetics, and she has gained weight!"
"My God, I've gained a lot of weight. It's courageous to wear skinny jeans with big arms!"
"It's time for Sister Shenxian to lose weight. Is this still her? I strongly recommend you to go to the gym, the flesh on your face is drooping!"
"Why are you so critical of Liu Yifei?"
"If it is an ordinary person, this figure is very good, but she is a female star, and the florets she competes with are thinner and thinner than the other. They are all ribs, and the audience will naturally be picky."
"..."
How did Liu Yifei know that her gradually plump figure was being complained by netizens, pinched his throat, and asked routinely: "Is the spicy carrot, minced meat vermicelli, and steamed cod we want ready?".
Chapter 531 Ice and Snow Clever Fatty
Being woken up after returning to the cage is one of the most unpleasant things in the world. Li Haoran, who was sleeping soundly, has such a temper, how could he be in a good mood, and said depressedly: "It's ready, you all come and eat!"
If He Jiong or Huang Lei said this, even if Dahua and Fatty said this, Liu Yifei would definitely believe it.
Li Haoran's voice is not sincere at all, it's completely sleepy, it's a lie!
And when he thought of the dream he had in the morning, Liu Yifei couldn't help feeling angry, feeling that he must have done something wrong, otherwise how could he meet such a bastard?
To be honest, the arrogant Liu Yifei really wanted to slap Li Haoran domineeringly, just like treating other men, and let him understand the arrogance of the fairy sister.
Growing up so big, she is the only one who looks down on men, why has she ever been looked down upon by men?
But Li Haoran's script is really good. With the fame accumulated by her fairy sister for many years, coupled with Li Haoran's influence that great talents must produce high-quality goods, and a strong alliance, her directorial debut-female work will definitely get off to a good start.
For the dream, I endure! !
Rolling his eyes, Liu Yifei pinched his throat and said, "It's done, what have you done?"
Lying lazily on the carpet, Li Haoran repeated in a half-awake state: "Braised Tang Yan, steamed Liu Yifei, deep-fried An Yixuan, chopped pepper Liu Shishi..."
The repeated voice became lower and lower, Li Haoran faintly showed signs of falling asleep, the halazi flowed out and inhaled slowly, the unprecedented cute appearance made Fatty burst into laughter, standing at the door was both funny and heartbroken.
What's funny is this guy's sleeping position and what he said, how can he make guests into dishes?
What hurts my heart is that the good CP didn't get enough sleep because of her. I've never seen him so sluggish!
"What did you say??"
Liu Yifei on the other end of the phone naturally didn't know that Li Haoran was about to fall asleep, she was dumbfounded when she heard the menu, and couldn't believe her ears.
Shocked by Liu Yifei's scream, Li Haoran woke up again, gritted his teeth and said, "Hmm... I said the dishes are all cooked, which one do you want to eat~?"
Liu Yifei was so angry that he rolled his eyes and muttered, "I don't want to eat anything!"
"That's great, you are hungry! I will eat it myself!"
"...!!" Liu Yifei.
After watching this shockingly funny conversation, the fans who watched the live broadcast burst out laughing, and the bullet screens in several live broadcast rooms became boiling, and there was a lot of joy.
……
"Hahahaha... The Great Demon King Li is simply too terrifying. He actually wants to eat the guest, it's too cruel!"
"Li Haoran: Liu Yifei, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person, obediently come to this young master's bowl..."
"People reveal their true nature when they are half asleep and half awake. Li Haoran is so nasty that he actually wants to eat the four beauties Tang Yan, Liu Yifei, Liu Shishi, and An Yixuan."
"So are you surprised? Are you happy? Are you happy?"
"Hahaha... It's been a long time since anyone has blown the cowhide so fresh and refined!"
"Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because Li Haoran pretended to be deep."
"Li Haoran: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you."
"..."
"..."
The fans couldn't stop laughing, and Fatty, who stepped forward, couldn't help but snatched the phone, sat next to Li Haoran and answered, "Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Li Haoran fell asleep just now, the whole person is stupid, When will you arrive?"
It felt like a fairy beeping like a dog. Hearing Fatty's voice finally felt better, and he replied helplessly, "I'll be there in about three hours!"
Tilting his little head, he carefully identified Liu Yifei's voice that he didn't hide, and deleted it from the small circle of fairy sword actresses. Fatty, who is very good at imitation, quickly judged who was coming.
He smiled and said, "Sister Feifei, are you alone? Where's Sister Shishi?"
Hearing the suddenly realized 'Sister Feifei', Liu Yifei realized that she wanted to disguise her voice, but unfortunately it was too late, so she could only forcefully defend herself: "I...I am not Liu Yifei."
"whee……"
Fatty blinked at the camera, and looked at Xiao H's increasingly smooth hair, and said playfully, "I didn't say you are Liu Yifei, Sister Feifei, I said Hu Yifei, Sister Feifei, how dare you admit it blindly!"
Liu Yifei felt that his IQ had been completely defeated, and he didn't know that he had been tricked, so he said depressedly: "You people in Mushroom House are all cunning and cunning!"
"Hee hee...not cunning, not cunning, Sister Feifei, come here, it should be just in time for dinner in three hours."
Fatty smiles sweetly, every frown and smile is sweet and moving, indeed she is more like a fairy sister than the fairy sister who is a circle fatter, a fairy sister from Tianshan.
One white covers all ugliness, one fat ruins everything!
Obviously, in the entire entertainment industry, except for the concubine Jiang Xin, who is plump and graceful, no female star can stand the test of being fat, and the fairy sister Liu Yifei can't hold it either.
Wearing skinny jeans and a casual jacket, she looks like a good-looking goose.
But no matter how good-looking she is, the fairy sister has changed from a swan to a big white goose walking on the ground, and she is no longer a species!
Depressed, Liu Yifei luckily didn't see what netizens said about her, rubbed his stomach and said with a smile: ".‖That's a good relationship, I haven't even eaten a bite of rice yet!"
"Hee hee... Little Chef Huang, understand!"
Smiling confidently, Fatty asked, "By the way, Miss Feifei, are you alone? Miss Shishi isn't by your side?"
Shaking his head, Liu Yifei didn't intend to hide any more, and replied: "I'm alone, we're not together, that's it, I'm dead."
"Yeah, Sister Feifei, I'll see you later (deservedly)."
"Goodbye."
After hanging up the phone, Fat Di, who was sitting cross-legged, turned his head to look at Li Haoran, and found that he was already awake, his deep eyes were staring at Fang Liang in a daze, looking so serious.
"What's on it?"
Curiously following his gaze to Fang Liang, there was nothing there, and just as he was wondering, he heard Li Haoran's burst of laughter when he succeeded in a prank, and immediately knew that he had been tricked.
"Li Haoran, you..."
Fat Di's pretty face changed color, the sassy girlfriend went online, and the slender beauty kicked out in response, vowing to kick Li Haoran, the scoundrel, all over the place.
Li Haoran caught the foot that she didn't want to kick out halfway, which made her unstable and almost fell to the sky.
Fortunately, I have a good reaction to dancing all the year round. When I fell down, I supported the carpet with both hands so as not to lie down, but I was also frightened into a cold sweat, and my heart was pounding. .
Chapter 532 Shi Shi Arrives
If wearing a skirt, Fatty's posture must be extremely indecent. Fortunately, wearing slim-fit sweatpants will not be 'shown', and there is no risk of losing the light.
But even so, Fatty is still ashamed enough!
Facing Li Haoran's deep and energetic eyes, the little girl felt as if she had been seen through by this bastard, and she really wanted to kick this bastard to death.
There's a camera on it now!
How could you embarrass yourself so much!
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