"Hehe! The last two sentences are not bad. After my flowers bloom, a hundred flowers will kill them. This should be a poem, right?"
Brother Hu's divine eyes flashed, and he looked at his brother and asked. .
Chapter 557 The Complicated Fatty
"When the autumn comes on September [-]th, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom. The fragrance of the sky spreads through Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor."
Magnetically reciting the classic poems of Huang Chao, the number one villain in the late Tang Dynasty, he looked as if he had never heard of it before. Li Haoran smiled and said, "How is it? Domineering?"
How could the ancient quatrains not be domineering?
The rather bookish Huang Lei and Brother Hu looked at each other, and they really felt that they were useless. Compared with Li Haoran, a young man, they were as old as dogs.
With a wry smile, Brother Hu took the lead in praising: "Hao Ran, you are amazing!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Huang Lei, who had carefully read this masterpiece through the ages, and asked: "Mr. Huang, from your point of view, do you think this poem is qualified to be included in middle school Chinese textbooks?"
"It's definitely enough. I heard that "Nostalgia for the Red Cliff" and "Backed by Cambridge Again" may be included in Chinese textbooks for middle and high schools. This poem must not escape..."
Huang Lei praised Li Haoran without hesitation, but he couldn't help but admire Li Haoran!
The eloquence praised by the ancients is nothing more than that. I didn't expect him to be lucky enough to witness such a peerless talent in this life. I don't know if it is luck or tragedy?
Li Haoran smiled modestly, and said modestly: "It's not that exaggerated, why didn't I receive any notice, doesn't it mean that People's Publishing House doesn't need to ask for my opinion?"
"They should be having a meeting to discuss..."
Huang Lei sighed and shook his head, explaining: "After all, you are just [-] years old, and you have entered two consecutive poems into Chinese textbooks for students all over the country to learn. You must know that there are hundreds of millions of people from generation to generation. You are too monstrous, how can you make an adult feel so embarrassed!"
"Uh!"
Li Haoran was sweating, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Teacher Huang, I am also an adult, okay, I am twenty years old, and I will be twenty-one years old in a few months."
Hearing the sound, Fatty murmured, "That's very young, okay?"
Glancing at the girl, Li Haoran smiled wryly and said, "Even Fatty has such thoughts, it seems that I'm destined to hit the street!"
Fatty didn't understand, and asked confusedly, "Why?"
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran explained: "Actually, I very much agree with what Teacher Guo Degang said: Only dead people can be called masters."
Fat Di's pretty face changed slightly, Huang Lei was puzzled: "Old Guo said such a thing?"
Brother Hu, who was sipping his tea, nodded and said: "Teacher Guo did indeed say that once a person passes away, many shortcomings will be immediately ignored by the world. After all, there is no threat to the living, and it doesn't matter what title you are given. This is the reality of society. , I can only whine and mourn!"
"good."
After Brother Hu finished speaking, Li Haoran continued: "Whether Teacher Guo is a master or not? Different people have different answers to this question. In Gangsi's eyes, he undoubtedly saved the cross talk from fire and water, and led the cross talk to the third time." Prosperity, until the master figure on the international stage."
After Brother Hu finished speaking, Li Haoran continued: "Whether Teacher Guo is a master or not? Different people have different answers to this question. In Gangsi's eyes, he undoubtedly saved the cross talk from fire and water, and led the cross talk to the third time." Prosperity, until the master figure on the international stage."
"His contribution to cross talk is no less than that of his predecessors such as Hou Baolin and Ma Sanli. I am afraid that the title of "master" is not enough to describe his achievements. At least he has to add titles such as cross talk educator and cross talk creator."
A few people agreed and nodded. The current Guo Degang is indeed very powerful. The Deyun Society is making more and more money, and has cultivated disciples such as Yue Yunpeng. His influence in the cross talk world is increasing day by day.
Li Haoran spread his hands and said helplessly: "However, in the eyes of the mainstream cross talk circles, Mr. Guo is still an outlier. Some people are quite critical of his words and deeds, thinking that his works are too vulgar, his character is flawed, etc. Can you tell me something about it? The name of the artist is almost the same, as for the "master", I am afraid it is difficult to get the official title."
After speaking and pointing to himself, Li Haoran smiled calmly and said, "Through the testimony of a living master, Mr. Guo (aicc), I actually see it very clearly."
After a pause, Li Haoran said rather despondently: "I believe that my works may be widely praised after my death. Before my death, it is unlikely."
Fat Di felt distressed when he heard it, and gently comforted him: "Hao Ran, don't say that, you have to learn to put yourself in another place, for example, compared to me, you are much more popular, okay?"
Huang Lei also laughed and persuaded: "Hao Ran, don't think the society is so dark! Dongfeng Po" by Jay Chou was included in the high school Chinese textbooks. You are a native of the mainland and the official spokesperson. His poems can be called quatrains through the ages, how could they be suppressed?"
"that is!"
Brother Hu chimed in, jokingly said, "I said Haoran, why are you talented people so hypocritical! Does it mean to make people feel depressed?"
Liu Shishi, who is very ladylike, also spoke at this time: "Li Haoran, I believe you will become a living legend. You are simply too monstrous. I have never seen anyone as monstrous as you!"
After talking with a smile, the beauty of Shishi stared at Li Haoran with a pair of bright and beautiful eyes, her beautiful eyes were looking forward to, and her gaze was flowing, which made people's hearts move.
Rolling his eyes wildly, Li Haoran held his head in his hands and said speechlessly: "Oh my god! I'm just going to be hypocritical for a while, to experience how talented people are, why do you need to point it out!"
Several people chuckled, facing Fatty's angry eyes, Li Haoran said in distress: "My brothers and sisters, you should follow me to 'swear' those big bosses in the Ministry of Education at this time, how can you comfort me? I don't need consolation."
"why?"
"In this way, when my works are published in Chinese textbooks, those who hate me will have no way to say that I have gone through the back door. After all, I did go through the back door, and I am very panicked."
When he said these words, Li Haoran's handsome expression was serious and serious, with an expression that you don't understand my heart and I am so helpless.
A few people and the fans who watched the live broadcast believed that there was a ghost. They were startled for a while, then couldn't help laughing, and the atmosphere returned to harmony.
Pointing at Li Haoran dumbfounded, Huang Lei threw a slipper at him, complaining: "You treacherous little thief, dare we have been tricked by you right now!"
Brother Hu threw a can of rice water, and agreed: "I was sincere when I persuaded him, and now I wonder if you were really depressed when I drank with you that night!"
Fatty was about to stage a "Sassy Girlfriend" plot, but when he heard the word "drinking", his pretty face suddenly became complicated. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he sat down obediently again. .
Chapter 558 Use time to test this love
Fat Di has been criticized for her acting skills since her debut. Like her boss Yang Mi, she is defined as a traffic star with good looks, self-contained traffic, but mediocre acting skills.
Because of his short debut time, Fatty is not as harsh as Yang Mi.
However, it is recognized that Pang Di needs to practice well. Even her die-hard fans don’t think her acting skills are good, and she needs to give time to idols~.
But when facing Li Haoran, Fat Di will have superb acting skills unconsciously. It is natural to cover up his emotions, pretend to be crazy and act stupid - and he is self-taught.
Of course, if you have been in love, you will understand that any woman in this world will have good acting skills when facing the man she likes.
After all, I put my heart and soul into it, and it is a 'sincere work', not as perfunctory as acting.
It's just that there is a price to be paid to maintain this acting skill. When Brother Hu said that he drank all night, the momentary sadness in Fat Di's heart was unbearable.
It's not heart-piercing, nor can it be unforgettable!
There is a sense of loss, like the feeling that the dream that I have been fantasizing has cracked and gradually collapsed! !
"I'm a Uighur, and Haoran is a Han nationality. Is Haoran really willing to give up drinking and pork for the rest of my life?"
Fat Di felt miserable and tangled, wondering if his feeling was correct?
She just asked Li Haoran about this in the last issue, and he drank it after returning home, so does she really have weight in his heart?
……
"Don't-hit-ah!"
In the yard, Li Haoran "flicked and moved" to avoid the slippers thrown by Huang Lei, and did not see Fatty's fleeting expression for the first time.
When she turned around and glanced at Fatty, she found that there was no abnormality on her face, she was sitting there obediently, giggling with Liu Shishi, watching him make a fool of herself with a smile.
"……call!!"
Heaving a sigh of relief, Li Haoran begged for mercy, "Mr. Huang, please don't beat me up? I was wrong! Really wrong!"
"Wrong fart, you don't mean to admit your mistake!"
Huang Lei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said deliberately: "I found out that this kid is a super big-hearted person. It's okay to be jealous and fat. There is no need for us to comfort him. It is a waste of my feelings."
"Giggle..."
Liu Shishi and Fat Di giggled, Huang Baba was the only one in the mushroom house who could control the monkey grandson, and Huang Baba's slippers even "beat" the director.
Brother Hu threw out a can of rice milk again, and agreed with the other side, and said contemptuously: "That's right, I wasted so many brain cells. We ordinary people don't have so many brain cells to waste."
After confirming 'safety', Li Haoran spread his hands and said depressedly: "Others laugh at me as crazy, and I laugh at others as incomprehensible. Do you really think I am indifferent?"
After a pause, Li Haoran said with the expression of a white-haired girl: "I'm also very distressed, okay? This time I made the wedding dress for nothing, and Taylor didn't say it was cheaper, and I was scolded by her fans. I feel better? "
Tang Bohu still exists in this world, and "Song of Peach Blossom Temple" is still famous through the ages, so Li Haoran's quatrains through the ages did not cause any exclamation.
However, what Li Haoran said made Fatty worry, his eyebrows were frowned, and his pretty face was full of sorrow.
It is impossible for Fatty to act like a stranger because her sweetheart is drinking. Even if she feels lost at this moment, she has no intention of blaming Li Haoran.
Drinking is a daily tradition of the Han people, she has no right to force Li Haoran to change this for her, and she never thought of forcing Li Haoran to change something for her?
In Fatty's view of love, he always believes that lovers should tolerate each other's strengths and weaknesses.She can wait, waiting to see if this love will blossom and bear fruit?
In Fatty's view of love, he always believes that lovers should tolerate each other's strengths and weaknesses.She can wait, waiting to see if this love will blossom and bear fruit?
just now……
Let's repay Yang Mi's kindness to her first, this love must be repaid! !
With a lot of tenderness in his heart, Fat Di said crisply: "Haoran, what about Taylor's interaction through the air? How do you reply to her?"
This question of concern made Li Haoran feel more at ease, he frowned and shook his head: "Forget it, don't interact, lest her fans say I'm just a joke."
Very willful behavior, but also very Li Haoran's behavior!
The fans in the live broadcast room gave their thumbs up, cheering for the idol's free and easy, and the stars of Mushroom House also nodded one after another, and no one objected.
Confirming that this matter is over, Huang Lei clapped his hands and said, "Since that's the case, Brother Hu has eaten too, so let's continue working."
Brother Hu quickly raised his hands and said, "What am I going to do? I can't just stand still, I'm okay with letting me rest..."
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"Here!"
How could Li Haoran let him rest, pointed to the melon seeds piled up in the yard, and said with a smile, "Choose one for frying melon seeds or breaking off corn cobs?"
"Fried melon seeds!"
Glaring at Li Haoran, Brother Hu made a choice without hesitation, and said, "I have fried melon seeds before, and I am a master at this skill. I will fry some original melon seeds for you to try."
"That's settled then."
Huang Lei had no objection, turned his head to look at the two women and said, "The number of people frying melon seeds with four people is a bit too much. Otherwise, Dahua will stay to chop firewood, and Haoran and Pang Di will go to the corn field to break corn."
. . . . . .
Picking honey left a psychological shadow on Pang Di, but breaking corn cobs no longer had such doubts. Huang Lei naturally brought the pair of CPs back together.
Li Haoran couldn't ask for more, immediately nodded and said: "OK."
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