The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Brother Ruben, come on, smash the screen and jump out of the phone????, I laughed so hard"

"Don't be so unfriendly, Ruben is not acclimatized, and Glass is fighting on the ground."

"Hahaha... It may be that the manufacturer saw that it was an order from CCTV, and was afraid of problems, so he specially improved the product quality 23333"

"Seeing this challenge, when some foreign teasers are scolding "Made in China", please use your own head to experience "Made in China", OK?"

"To tell you the truth, apart from the problem with the food, everything else made in China is very good."

"That is, prisons all over the world use glass made by Huaxia, and no one can escape!"

"Boss of the glass factory: I heard that CCTV is going to broadcast glass, and someone here will take out my family's ancestral glass."

"..."

Laughter erupted all over the country, and the barrage on the live channel was so dense that it was hard to see clearly, which is very rare in orthodox CCTV programs.

The reason for all this is very simple. The super embarrassment of the foreigner Ruben has greatly satisfied the "national superiority" of some Chinese citizens, and made them involuntarily have a sense of pride that "we are strong in China".

Although this kind of pride in watching the excitement is very undesirable and seems uneducated, but in the Chinese nation that has been humiliated for more than two hundred years, this kind of pride is very marketable.

Although this kind of pride in watching the excitement is very undesirable and seems uneducated, but in the Chinese nation that has been humiliated for more than two hundred years, this kind of pride is very marketable.

I don't know if it's Li Haoran's own "poison" attribute, or Ruben's key has reached the point of viewers in China. The ratings of "Guinness China Night" soared at this moment.

In a short period of time, the show reached the No. 2.2 spot in the same period, and the ratings reached an astonishing [-]%. The chief director didn't care.

"Ma De, it seems that off-the-job tricks are the king of ratings!"

The chief director seemed to have seen a new continent and found a new direction in life. He made up his mind to visit the show after the program was recorded, and learn from the master of the Tao, Li Haoran.

Li Haoran said that he didn't take the blame for it. Ruben couldn't break the tempered glass. He repeated the mistakes of his previous life and became a background board made by Huaxia. Is this none of his business?

At this moment, his face was full of 'worries', and he said with regret: "We often talk about a good start, but Ruben's drive is not very good. The first glass has been hit six or seven times. What's wrong?"

Who the hell knows what went wrong?

The bullet screen gave such an answer, and Ruben, who wished to find a crack in the ground, didn't know. He stared at the glass made in Huaxia with his angry red eyes, wishing to smash it into powder.

However, he couldn't break it, and he was so embarrassed when he hit it!

Inexplicably, Ruben suddenly remembered what his elderly mother told him before leaving, telling him to live well.

Ruben knew that his mother was more against Huaxia, and had always voted for politicians who opposed Huaxia. He didn't take it seriously before, but now he regrets not listening to the old man's words and suffering a loss.

Is it good to live well?

Why do you have to join this shit show?

Huaxia people, he doesn't like them anymore!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

All the Chinese people who watched the live broadcast had a stomach ache from laughing, which was immoral at all. The laughing Lu Ben turned into Lu Benwei, and wanted to secretly open and kill these scum.

On Wangfujing Pedestrian Street, only Li Haoran kept holding back his smile, with a 'sorrowful' expression on his face, and explained anxiously: "We did not expect such a 973 incident to happen. In addition to Li Bai, the Guinness World Records certification officer, Lu Ben also personally checked Race glass, how could such a thing happen?"

Li Haoran was full of "incomprehensible" questions, and the barrage of "made in China is awesome", everyone felt unprecedentedly strong national pride, and felt that the great China had revived.

Of course, the happiest ones are the Huaxia Glass Manufacturers, they are going to die of joy right now!

The barrage was buzzing, when Li Haoran exclaimed: "Oh, Ruben is accumulating strength, let's take a look... Wow! He used his head again, and used elbow strikes many times before..."

"Oh! What a pity!"

Regretful expressions filled the screen, and Li Haoran was shocked: "I really didn't expect that the quality of Huaxia's tempered glass is so good, it's too hard!"

The last three words elongate the sound, inexplicably giving people a sense of joy!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The fans were really amused by Li Haoran's stunned expression and words. After laughing, they clamored for the glass manufacturer to pay Li Haoran's advertising fee. This advertisement is so exciting!

The glass manufacturer would be happy to ask Li Haoran to speak for him, but this guy is a host of CCTV, and he never accepts commercials, and his book is selling like crazy. A copy of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp: Exquisite Ancient City" made hundreds of millions, so he doesn't think much of them at all. .

Chapter 627 Forgive me for laughing unkindly

"Fuck, Lu Benwei, your challenge is simply shocking and soul-stirring!"

"Tempered glass: Reuben, you don't know anything about power, wow ha ha ha..."

"Laughing so hard, it makes me feel embarrassed. The quality of my Datianchao's products is absolutely outstanding!"

"Don't be so complacent, okay, you didn't realize that the entire steel frame design is a buffer structure, the floor is not fixed, and the nuts are crooked!"

"Yes, there is really a difference between three-sided fixing and four-sided fixing. If you think of glass as a piece of paper, and when three sides are fixed, if you poke it with your finger, can you imagine that the lower side will bend? If it is four sides What? I can only say that four-sided fixing will exert the original impact resistance of tempered glass, while three-sided fixing will reduce the original impact resistance of the glass.”

"The garbage upstairs, didn't you say it at the beginning, the Guinness World Records prosecutor has checked it, and he has checked it himself, if you see it, who is to blame?"

"Don't you forget that a master in the Great Heavenly Dynasty smashed 12 tempered glass in a row, and fixed it on all sides?"

"Hey! Why are there always so many people kneeling and licking foreigners! Where's your spine?"

"..."

The red flag soldiers and Yang Chui quarreled on the bullet screen, and the unique national conditions of the Zhongxia nation were vividly displayed at this moment, which was embarrassing.

Ruben's challenges have never stopped. Adhering to his professional ethics, he desperately hit the tempered glass made in Huaxia blessed with the skill of [True, Immovable as a Mountain].

Li Haoran's commentary never stopped. Facing the camera, he asked incredulously, "Zheng Xing, Zheng Xing, can you hear my voice?"

"I can hear you, what's the matter?"

Zheng Xing's crisp voice sounded in the headset, and Li Haoran said curiously: "I want to ask where you bought the glass, it's too hard. 々!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Everyone at the show and in front of the TV was amused by Li Haoran's shocking words. Zheng Min couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and Lu Jian explained: "Haoran, tempered glass is ordinary tempered glass purchased in the market..."

Before Lu Jian could finish his explanation, there was a bang and bang, and the roaring Luben finally smashed the first tempered glass.

Fortunately, Ruben is a professional football player, and he staggered a few steps before maintaining his balance.

The huge body like a bear showed such a flexible side, the awkward Ruben made the white chickens who didn't work their limbs and didn't know their grains feel ashamed.

At this moment, their laughing cheeks hurt and they suddenly realized that it wasn't that Ruben was too incompetent, but that the glass was too hard!

Li Haoran's exclamation also spread throughout the country in an instant, and he said in surprise: "Oh, Maikar... the first glass is finally broken, okay, now start counting the time of 20 seconds."

Li Bai pressed the timer, and Li Haoran explained loudly: "If Ruben does not pass through the second tempered glass within 20 seconds, his challenge will be declared a failure."

Zheng Wei of the general venue nodded upon hearing the words, and continued: "20 seconds, OK, let's hope that Ruben's condition will get better and better, and he will break the Guinness World Record he holds..."

Zheng Wei of the general venue nodded upon hearing the words, and continued: "20 seconds, OK, let's hope that Ruben's condition will get better and better, and he will break the Guinness World Record he holds..."

Surprised, Ruben couldn't hear Li Haoran's voice at all, and couldn't take a break, Mou Zujin continued to hit the damn glass made in China in front of him, hoping it would be broken into slag.

As the world record holder, Ruben has the dignity of "No. [-] in the world". He urgently needs to fight back, catch up from behind, become a blockbuster, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger...

English is broad and profound, and Ruben's mind is definitely not these, but English vocabulary, but that's probably what it means when translated.

So, at this moment, he is not a Popeye, he is a master of idioms!

Ruben's dream is beautiful, but as time goes by, his desperate impact on the second tempered glass has no effect. Instead, he continues the story of hitting the first glass and is bounced off again and again.

Shaking his head regretfully, Li Haoran spoke with great strength: "God! The quality of this glass is really good. The [-]-second timer is about to end. Li Bai's certification officer is counting the time. Lu Ben..."

Loudly shouting in English to Ruben, who has obviously watched "Soldiers Assault" and knows the line "don't give up, don't give up", Li Haoran looks at the camera, and the magnetic voice announces the result of the competition.

"Dear audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV, Ms. Li Bai is going to announce something now."

After finishing speaking, he handed the microphone to Sa Ning's girlfriend Li Bai, and Li Haoran asked loudly in English: "Miss Li Bai, how much time does Lu Ben take now?"

Shaking his head regretfully, Li Bai said crisply: "`" Ruben stayed between the two glasses for [-] seconds, our rule is no more than [-] seconds, so his challenge failed! "

There was a sigh at the scene, Li Haoran nodded, walked up to the bear-like Ruben, and interviewed: "Ruben...Although Ruben failed in the challenge, I can feel it. I believe that the scene and in front of the TV The audience can also feel that Ruben is doing his best!"

Raising the microphone, the sincere Li Haoran asked loudly: "Ruben, have you tried your best?"

At this time, Ruben had a thousand words that he didn't know whether to say or not. He tried his best, but he didn't try his best at all. Who knows why the glass made in Huaxia is so hard?

Ghost hit the wall?

Made, I don't believe in ghosts from the East!

Gasping for heat, Ruben, who was so depressed to death, took off the helmet, protective gear, and glasses on his head, and said in embarrassment: "I don't understand, in my (Nuo Li Zhao) country, I, I, I... "

Ruben, I, I, I can’t go on, I feel ashamed no matter how I explain it, and maybe even the country!

It cannot be said that the glass of the motherland is a garbage product!

Is he still the world record holder?

Ruben put his hands on his hips, it was extremely sad, and his honest face had an expression of I want to go home to find my mother, how funny it would be if it was funny.

China is a country of etiquette. At this time, it was a shame to ridicule Ruben for not being a hero, but many viewers who watched the live broadcast still laughed unkindly, and the laughter was rippling.

Li Haoran didn't smile very professionally, and comforted him: "In Ruben's country, he succeeded when he challenged the world record, but he didn't succeed today. I believe there are reasons. The first is the weather, and the other is the reason. Maybe our glass is too good to be made...".

Chapter 628 The Evolution History of the Straight Man of Steel

At [-]:[-] p.m., Ruben, who was ashamed but received a good salary, left "depressed", planning to book a ticket tonight and leave China tonight. He hated this eastern country with too hard glass.

Ruben disappeared into the camera, and the live broadcast of "Guinness China Night" also cut back to the main venue.

Zheng Xing and Lu Jian hurriedly took control of the field, and started the third monster challenge in full swing - a lay disciple from Shaolin Temple challenged a unique world record.

Li Haoran didn't know anything about it, his guest role had already been completed, so he didn't bother to pay attention to this program whose ratings were hard to achieve.

To quote the words of a fairy sword fan - I thought it was the beginning, but I didn't expect it to be the peak-peak!

Li Haoran believes that regardless of his past and present lives, this episode of "Guinness China Night" that Ruben participated in must be the one with the highest ratings, not one of them.

CCTV's style is doomed to make it difficult to produce good entertainment programs. One or two episodes are acceptable, and the holidays are serious. Watching the host chat awkwardly and say something that doesn't make people laugh, no one wants to watch it.

After bidding farewell to his sister-in-law Li Bai who had a red nose from the cold, and explaining the 157 notice fee to the person in charge of the 'collection booth', he bid farewell to the enthusiastic fans. Li Haoran got into the car driven by Hu Wenjun.

"I'm going back to bed. You should rest quickly after recording. Don't stay up late. By the way, remember to ask your mother to heat up the stomach nourishing soup I made for you in advance."

Sending a message to Zheng Min, who was recording the show, that his boyfriend was full of energy, Li Haoran thought about where to go next?