The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Yesterday a certain celebrity cheated, today a certain director passed away again, the day after tomorrow Ah San actually jumped around the border, and the day after tomorrow, the American emperor ran to the South China Sea unwillingly to declare his authority...

Hot news emerged one after another, dazzling people's eyes, even though the incidents caused by Li Haoran were hotly discussed, under the control of caring people, these hot searches were quickly drowned in countless news, and the list was occupied by other content.

People are forgetful, and life has to go on. The famous magician Harry Potter once said: Indulging in illusory dreams and forgetting real life is of no benefit, please remember.

The common people are realistic, and they will never change their lives because of idols. Besides, Li Haoran is safe and sound, and there is no need for them to dwell on the topic of "life is not worth it" every day.

When the news spread on the seventh day [the THAAD system will be deployed eventually], a new round of activities to boycott Hanguo Bangzi started, and the patriotic boys were excited, so there was no need to care about other news.

The Penguin Group breathed a sigh of relief, and began to desperately promote patriotism, turning into a patriotic fighter to criticize Han Guo, with such positive energy that it gave goosebumps.

Li Haoran also heaved a sigh of relief. Now that CCTV lifted the ban on him, he can finally shout on Weibo, expressing that he is a pure patriotic and straightforward boy.

Uncomfortable Li Haoran vented his hatred on Bangzi, edited a paragraph of text eloquently, and after it was sent out, it was widely reposted and made countless people laugh...

[I have an enemy named Xin Dongbin, who is similar to the chairman of Lotte. He also loves to die. He left last year. He was not peaceful when he left. There was a power outage, and I pulled it out to dry for a long time before burning it. It was sizzling, and it was actually a corpse, shouting that it was not dead, and still howling in my mouth. It took a whole day to burn it out.

After the burning, I got into the hearse, and it overturned when I went out. The ashes were scattered all over the ground, and a lot of them were blown away by the wind. Just as I was about to sweep up the rest, a sprinkler came in front of me, and the sprinkler sprinkled water at the same time. "Today Is a Good Day" is still playing...

The family members refrained from crying, and one person even laughed out loud.Later, only one clothes tomb was buried, and the family members danced a curry curry in front of the grave. After they left, a thunder broke the tombstone. 】

Less than a minute after Li Haoran's Weibo was posted, there was a commotion under his Weibo. Fans admired him so much, why is he so bad and so talented?

……

"Good scolding, great scolding, too relieved, hahahaha` 々..."

"It's also nine-year compulsory education, Li Haoran, why are you so handsome?"

"The people of Guigumen understand..."

"Damn it, don't tell me you're cursing, Li Haoran, you can run on the yellow line with ease, you're so handsome, does Yang Mi know?"

"I have to say that Yang Mi is awesome, Li Haoran is still resting, and she has already ran a publicity campaign to canvass for "I Am a Witness"!"

"This is the gap between a genius and an ordinary person. Li Haoran announced the return of the king with a joke, and Yang Mi was running around doing nothing."

"That's right, if you have that skill, it's better to use a beauty trick and let Li Haoran help you come up with an idea, your movie isn't selling like crazy, stupid!"

"..."

"..."

Yang Mi, who was promoting the movie in Chengdu, felt reasonable after reading the comments, but that bastard Li Haoran ignored her again, no matter how gentle she was, it wouldn't help, what should I do?

Yang Mi sincerely felt that Li Haoran was the demon that hit her, and she must have owed this guy a lot of kindness in her previous life, otherwise she would not be able to bully her like this in this life.

When she was cold, this guy showed disdain!

She is no longer cold and gentle, but this guy actually played a small temper, and he didn't even bother her, leaving her with a beauty trick, but she has nowhere to use it, and she is also drunk!

Not to mention the entangled Yang Mi, Li Haoran's voice triggered a chain reaction in the entertainment circle under the publicity of the Penguin Group.

The public opinion was widely applauded, the media commented again and again, and celebrities from all walks of life stood up to express their positions, whether they were willing or not.

First-line stars such as International Zhang, Li Kuango, Wang Baoqiang, Lu Han, San Xiaozhi, etc. expressed on their respective microblogs: They will no longer be invited to participate in any Han Guo celebrations or programs, and will not endorse any Han Guo products. They are full of positive energy.

Zhang Yixing is the only one among the four students who has not left the group. He can only say that he will no longer participate in any activities sponsored by Lotte Group and will not endorse any products of the company.

Chinese stars use "morality" to prove: music can know no borders, movies can know no borders, and stars have nationality!

The collective boycott of Chinese stars can also be said to have a far-reaching impact. After all, in this era of entertainment to death, they are the idols and benchmarks of countless young people.

Their voices have caused heavy losses to all industries that have entered China, such as the tourism industry, the luxury industry, the purchasing agent industry, the mobile phone industry, and the automobile industry.

The tide of demonstrations, purchase withdrawals, and abuse swept across China, and the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves like it affected all Han country enterprises. In the next few years, they were miserable and suffered extremely heavy losses.

The first to bear the brunt is the Lotte Group. The head named by Li Haoran just clamored not long ago: "Don't worry, they are very philistine, spineless and bloodless, and they will buy when we lower the price. According to past experience, they will resist for a period of time at most, like There's a gust of wind."

Not one month after saying this, Lotte announced that it would permanently withdraw from the Chinese market. The real estate and stores under its name were acquired by Liqun Cigarettes. It is not yet (well) known when the money will be paid.

The actions of the Huaxia Nation were resounding, which stunned the media and ordinary people of the Han Kingdom who had just been arrogant, and seemed to lose their energy like frost-beating eggplants.

After knowing the whole story, Han people hated Li Haoran even more, wishing to eat his meat raw and chop it into pieces to feed the fish.

After more than a year, in addition to fighting back and boycotting Chinese stars and industries, hundreds of media criticized Li Haoran, smeared and fabricated, and bombarded Li Haoran indiscriminately.

Their results were outstanding, resulting in the unanimous election of Li Haoran - the least welcoming of foreigners in the Republic of Korea.

This result made Li Haoran heaved a sigh of relief, thank God, thank grandma, he finally didn't have to worry about Han people cursing him to death with the most vicious curse.

You must know that no Chinese person with a conscience can bear being called by Han people as their inferior species! .

Chapter 648 Asian Legendary Music Festival

After a funny swearing piece became popular all over the Internet, enthusiastic fans begged the idol to release classics again, scold Han Guo to death, and it is best to scold Samsung and other companies one by one, so that they will die without a place to bury them.

The enthusiasm of the fans was too high, the depressed Li Haoran had no choice but to be overwhelmed with inspiration, and typed out the following lines in one go——

【Heaven above, I am Wang Baoqiang, I am Chen Yufan, and I am Jia Nailang. Here we are brothers of different surnames. From now on, please call us: Heroes of the Green Forest.Under the thick soil, I am Ma Rong, I am Bai Baihe, and I am Li Xiaolu. I would like to become sisters of different surnames here. From now on, please call us: Heroes of Jingguo.Rong Yi cheated, Bao was wronged, Lu cheated, Jia pretended to be fine, a good relationship for a hundred years, we are in the same boat! 】

The ancient idioms such as outstanding literary talent, brilliant talent, knowledge of both Chinese and Western, high talent, well-written, full-bodied, star-studded articles, and shocking words are not enough to describe Li Haoran's joke.

But looking left and right, thinking left and right, Li Haoran felt that he could not be a magic stick, a monster, or be sliced, so he chose to delete this joke that was destined to become a classic chanting with great regret.

In his previous life "Tucao Conference", Li Dan was hailed as a prophet by netizens. He inadvertently predicted many major events in the entertainment industry, which was made a joke.

Li Haoran believes that once he sends out this passage, he will not offend the 610 Office, let alone anyone else. When everything comes to light, he will definitely be taken away by relevant departments for sliced ​​research.

It's enough to be a monstrosity, but to be so monstrous is pure death!

Life is precious, so staying away from the road of death is the best choice, and living a life with peace of mind is the kingly way.

Li Haoran was lying on the sofa while scrolling through Weibo while lamenting hypocritically, chatting with a few girlfriends, spanking, and talking to his younger sister Li Yanran for a while, time passed without knowing it.

After one o'clock in the afternoon, Li Haoran received a call from his immediate boss, Cui Yan.

……

"Hey, Director Cui, why do you always think of me when you have time?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Xiangjiang "Asian Legendary Music Festival" recently sent you an invitation letter, we think it's better for you to go."

In his past and present lives, Li Haoran had never heard of such a ghostly music festival, and asked in confusion, "What Asian Legendary Music Festival, why haven't I heard of it? Is it famous?"

Cui Yan explained: "It's not very famous, this is the first time, but the organizers are Xiangjiang real estate tycoon Li Jiacheng and oil (BCBE) management company, they jointly hold this music festival, the prospect is very good."

Li Haoran was surprised: "That has a lot of background!"

How can there be no background?

Not to mention Li Jiacheng, a legendary businessman in Xiangjiang.Not to mention YouTube, except for the Chinese market, the company dominates the entire world. It is a super Internet company. How could their grand ceremony be poor?

Cui Yan's voice came, and he said with a smile: "There must be a background, otherwise I wouldn't call you."

Holding his clean chin, Li Haoran murmured: "The Asian Legendary Music Festival, it seems that there are mainly Japanese, Korean and Chinese singers. Director Cui, who are the Chinese singers?"

"There are not many singers, and the singers who are eligible to participate in this grand ceremony must meet a hard condition: that is, there must be a song with more than 1.56 million hits on YouTube in the past three years. Congratulations, your "Ordinary Road" has been selected. Half a year of YouTube clicks The volume is [-] million, which is the highest among Chinese singers, and among the Chinese singers, only you and Zhou Helun were selected together, once you participate, the blessing to your identity and status is unparalleled."

Li Haoran was stunned for a while, and finally said in surprise: "What? It's just me and Zhou Helun?"

Li Haoran was stunned for a while, and finally said in surprise: "What? It's just me and Zhou Helun?"

"Yes, just the two of you, none of the songs of other Chinese singers have surpassed [-] million hits on YouTube."

After a pause, Cui Yan continued: "It is said that singers from other countries are at the level of heavenly kings, such as the most beautiful voice actor in Japan, Hua Zexiang, Asian singer Bin Qibu, Uncle Han Guo, Quan Helong's group, and Lin Yun. My son's era of Yujie..."

Li Haoran's heart skipped a beat when he heard the superstars resounding across Asia one after another, and Qi Yi said, "Director Cui, when will the music festival be held?"

"A week from now!"

"Then when do I get up?"

"As you like, they will reimburse you for the expenses, and the notification fee is very expensive, close to the European and American standards, and you will definitely not lose money."

"Whether there is money or not...then I don't have any opinions! I don't know what opinions they have?"

"The requirement of the program group is that when you sing "Ordinary Road", you can interact with audiences all over Asia again and reproduce the magnificent sea of ​​stars. This time, it will be held in a large stadium with [-] people..."

Let's talk, Li Haoran is looking forward to it more and more: "I'm looking forward to it when I think about it, I didn't expect that my status in the music circle is already so high!"

"Well! You are amazing!"

Following Li Haoran's words, Cui Yan gave a rare compliment and poured cold water: "Of course, you are the foil for this grand ceremony, and Zhou Helun is also the foil. The biggest selling point is the Asian singer Bin Qibu. She has been diagnosed as deaf and can't hear anything. No, this concert will be her last concert, a farewell concert."

"What? Bin Qibu is deaf, how do you sing when you are deaf?"

Although the voice was full of disbelief, the most classic concert of Bin Qibu appeared in Li Haoran's mind.

That concert was held by her after she became deaf. She became a god in the first battle, and then quit the music scene. Since then, she has struggled with illness, and her life is legendary and tragic!

At the concert, Bin Qibu wore a simple T-shirt and shorts, and stepped onto the stage with a tear-wiping towel on his shoulders. The simplicity couldn't be simpler.

But her voice, her bow, her tearful eyes, and her emotions have successfully touched the hearts of countless people and earned countless tears from them.

Li Haoran has never liked Japanese people, and he basically doesn't know who the female stars are, but Bin Qibu is the only strange woman he can recognize without wearing clothes!

When I was listening to Bin Qibu's concert, I was unsurprisingly moved by her choking voice. I felt that this Japanese female singer gave him positive energy and healed his soul.

The process perfectly confirms that sentence: the first time you know the song, you don't know what the song means, but after listening to it, you are already the person in the song.

With a lot of thoughts in her heart, Cui Yan's voice came: "Being deaf is not dumb anymore. Although the difficulty of singing has increased exponentially, I think she will overcome it."

With a dumb smile, Li Haoran frowned and said: "It's a bit difficult to grab the limelight in Bin Qibu's hands!".

Chapter 649

It is undoubtedly a very difficult thing for Li Haoran to surpass the Asian singer Bin Qibu in a short period of time. Stealing her limelight in the "Asian Legendary Music Festival" is no less than a fairy tale.

Not to mention that Bin Qibu's powerful singing voice honed for more than [-] years is the best in Asia, but she is completely deaf this year, and her newly released song "myall" has caused a sensation all over Asia. Li Haoran can't hold this bonus point.

Unless he is worse than Bin Qibu and corrects his energy, he can only be reduced to a foil, and there is no discussion at all!

Li Haoran didn't want to pretend to be miserable. It's too low for a time traveler to vomit bitterness to arouse others' sympathy. That's not his style, so he can only think hard to come up with a song comparable to "myall".

As for which song to choose, ~Li Haoran is in distress?

After so many lottery draws, his musical skill is actually only [Sound of Nature], he is invincible in singing ballad songs, and singing rock - it seems stretched.

The reason why "Ordinary Road" became popular in Huaxia and Youtube videos is because the song does not need too high treble, and the second is that the sea of ​​stars composed of tens of thousands of people is too shocking, giving people a strong visual impact. The chorus of thousands of people produced an unparalleled shocking effect, covering up Li Haoran's weak side.