The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

As soon as they entered the live broadcast room, they saw Li Haoran walking on the asphalt road with a backpack and a suitcase on his back, reciting his own creations in cadence.

"Seeds explore the world curiously, feel the warmth of water and sunshine, and life begins to move around. When it grows strong, it will transform into a fruit of a harvest person. After washing off the mud, it will set off immediately and shuttle through the country road..."

While walking, Li Haoran chanted his emotions in a full-fledged manner, and his self-indulgent appearance successfully made many audiences laugh.

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"He's a genius from Peking University after all, so he pretends to be so elegant and refined!"

"I haven't seen a patriotic and upright boy for nearly [-] days, but I miss my sister!"

"It's true that CCTV has given Li Haoran such a long vacation, and suddenly he can't be seen on Weibo's hot search list. It's quite uncomfortable!"

"I really regret chasing Li Haoran, doctor, please prescribe some medicine for regret and give me a cup of forgetful water!"

"Why?"

"Because we are destined not to be together!"

"..."

The barrage began to boil, but the program team did a good job of keeping it secret. Several celebrity guests in the first episode of the program did not know that the program would be broadcast live, so Li Haoran did not realize that his picture had been seen by millions of people.

The program group dared to live broadcast without notifying the stars, because the stars would restrain themselves when the camera was shooting, and they were very measured in what should be said and what should not be said. In fact, it was no different from starting a live broadcast.

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Unprepared, Li Haoran finished reciting his impromptu modern poem, and then muttered to the camera: "I said that the program group that cheats people's lives, where is the destination? Where is the mushroom house? Why is it in this wilderness? Put me down?"

The accompanying director: "Hurry up, hurry up, Haoran, don't worry..."

"How long is it? How many meters?"

"500 meters?"

"Are you sure? There is a flat river here, at least a thousand meters away at a glance, where is the destination? Where is the room?"

"It should be right here!" The accompanying director replied weakly.

Li Haoran's face turned dark. After watching so many variety shows, why didn't he know that he was being tricked by the program group, and said speechlessly: "Where is it? If you have something to do, go straight to the point. Don't use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist."

After speaking, he gently threw the half bottle of mineral water bottle in his hand.

As soon as he caught it, the accompanying director said awkwardly: "There are still five kilometers..."

"Nimma, that's so far!!"

"No, you will arrive in Tonglu County in five kilometers, and then you, Haoran, will meet Teacher He and Teacher Huang and go to Heling Village together."

"You let us all walk today!"

"No, Mr. He and the others have arrived now and are eating!"

"Ah, ah, program crew, there's something I've been keeping from you. In fact, I'm Ultraman."

Chapter 69 Why is the chest uneven (15/50 for the first order)

Li Haoran's frantic expression made the fans in the live broadcast room laugh. Seeing the idol being tricked by the program group, it is inexplicably joyful!

"Three seconds of silence for my family, and then I continued to laugh."

"The show crew don't bully our Haoran, okay?"

"Get up wherever you fall, always fall there, I suspect there is a pit there, visually the program crew is a pit!"

"Li Haoran's swearing is all jokes, did you laugh at the sentence that I am Ultraman?"

"..."

Li Haoran didn't know that the fans were overjoyed, they chased the accompanying director and gave him a few slaps, with iron arms around his neck, and directly staged an act of force—itching.

Sparing his nose with a piece of fluffy weed, he threatened loudly: "I want a car, I want a car, when will Wu Gong go in "Four Two Three"?"

The director who accompanied him was a strong man in his thirties, but being surrounded by Li Haoran, he was struggling to even move. His nose looked like an ant had been drilled into it, and he kept begging for mercy, "Haoran, spare me, spare me!" , Ah Choo!"

"Where's the car?"

Li Haoran stopped his itchy hands.

Wanting to cry without tears, he sneezed again, and the accompanying director couldn't laugh or cry: "I'll call a cab, I'll call a cab."

"Hey! That's right!"

The black face changed into a smile in an instant, and Li Haoran lifted up the accompanying director with a bright smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Director, did you know that it was pure hallucination? That was your dream, I am an upright person."

"Ma Mapi!"

The accompanying director almost cursed, rubbed his neck and stared at him resentfully, while the fans burst out laughing, shouting that you are such a straightforward boy, you have blinding 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!

Rubbing his neck, the accompanying director couldn't help but curiously said: "Li Haoran, you have great strength! Seeing how thin you are, I didn't expect such strength!"

"Thin is thin, do you know the tendons?"

After showing off his muscles, Li Haoran said triumphantly, "I'm a master of martial arts! It's just that I don't have a chance to use it!"

How did the director know that Li Haoran was telling the truth, and he complained: "Li Haoran, please be modest and we are still friends!"

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Da da da……

After waiting in place for five minutes, the expected car did not arrive, and there was a roar of tractors on the flat asphalt road, which was particularly ear-splitting.

Li Haoran turned his head to stare at the dirty tractor, saw the fixed camera on it, and the log of the program group, and said speechlessly: "This is my car?"

"Yeah!" The accompanying director nodded frantically, his face full of gloating.

"You... are too picky!"

Complaining and walking to the tractor, Li Haoran walked around the tractor and found that the manger was quite clean, at least not as greasy as the surface.

The tractor driver is a thin girl wearing a straw hat and a mask on her face. Her exposed skin looks dark, just like the healthy complexion of a peasant girl who often does farm work.

Looking at this skinny girl, Li Haoran was stunned. Is it crazy to wear a mask in such a hot day?Is it windproof?Or prevent mosquitoes from getting into the entrance?

Li Haoran was puzzled, and the accompanying director said at this time: "Li Haoran, let's go!"

"it is good."

"it is good."

Li Haoran had no choice but to come to the back of the tractor, holding on to the edge of the manger with both hands, a handsome kite turned over and landed on the tractor, his movements were handsome and unrestrained, and everyone who watched was stunned.

The program team was stunned, the driver's sister turned her head full of curiosity, and the live broadcast room was also sensational at this moment.

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"I'll go, Li Haoran really knows kung fu! I give full marks to this kite turning over!"

"I'm from a martial arts school. I can tell you with certainty that this movement is impossible without decades of hard work. Li Haoran probably practiced martial arts since childhood."

"Er Ditian, are all Peking University students capable of both civil and military skills? Yalishan University!"

"My idol is so talented! What else do you not know?"

"..."

Not only Li Haoran's live broadcast room, but the program guest Zhao Liying's live broadcast room was also a sensation at this moment, and all Ying Bao's fans watched it in awe.

I didn't see the patriotic and upright boy make a fool of himself, but I saw him make a fool of himself!

It turns out that all of this is a routine of the program group, who intentionally put Li Haoran down halfway, and let Zhao Liying, who was pretending to be a tractor driver, pass by a few minutes later, arranging a wonderful encounter......

"Set off……"

After being busy for a while, the tractor was driving on the asphalt road again. A pretty girl from the program group accompanying the director sat opposite Li Haoran, took out a stack of cards and said, "Li Haoran, do you know who the guest of the first episode is?" ?"

"I know, it's Yingbao."

Nodding to confirm, the director of the sister paper shook the card in his hand and said with a smile: "This is a routine questioning session, you must answer truthfully, and you cannot tell lies against your will."

Dazed for a moment, Li Haoran nodded and said: "Kuoyi, I told lies and let me fall into the pit... into the pit of the program group."

"You've fallen in."

Zhao Liying and countless fans said together in their hearts, the barrage was boiling.

The director of the sister paper pretended not to hear, and read the question on the card: "Question: What do you think of Zhao Liying's figure?"

After the sister paper director asked this question, in Zhao Liying's live broadcast room, all the fans saw the idol's eyes narrowed and his ears pricked up.

The fans also pricked up their ears. The first question was enough, and they liked it.

"The face is very pretty, and the figure..."

The person Li Haoran answered suddenly stopped, and asked cautiously: "Uh! Will this episode be broadcast? I don't want to be whipped to 4.3 corpses by Ying Bao's fans!"

Suppressing a smile in his heart, the director said affirmatively: "As long as you strongly request not to broadcast, the editing will not be cut in, this can be guaranteed." Then he said in his heart: "Anyway, it has already been broadcasted!"

Suddenly nodded, unaware that Ying Bao was driving, and millions of fans were watching the live broadcast, Li Haoran replied solemnly: "The face is very beautiful, it's my thing, but the figure is not very good."

Zhao Liying, who was driving, raised her eyebrows angrily. Although she did only have an A hood, she was still very angry when Li Haoran told her that she was not in good shape.

The director's eyes were bright, and he asked: "How is your figure? How would you describe it in one sentence?"

Pretending to think for a while, Li Haoran said word by word: "How can the world be leveled if the Huns are not equal!".

Chapter 70 The Crazy Zhao Liying (16/50 for the first order)

"Hahahaha, Li Haoran, if I couldn't beat you, I would have turned against you long ago."

"I'm laughing so hard, how can the god damn Hun Buping level the world? Li Haoran is so talented. After all, he is a genius at Peking University. The summary of this sentence is simply 6666!"

"Hahahaha, I'm watching two live broadcasts right now, and Ying Bao is about to explode with anger, rolling his eyes, and his cheeks are puffed up."

"Li Haoran is too straight, why are you so straight!"

"The urban routine is deep, and the grandeur returns to the countryside!"