The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

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Li Haoran didn't care, he smiled brightly, pointed at himself, and said meanly: "Let's say Li Haoran, if you change the word Li to Liu, can you still watch it?"

"Woooooooo..."

There was another strange cry at the scene.

Everyone knows this stalk. Chen Sichen, who changed his career to the director industry this year, brought out a little fresh meat named Liu Haoran. Because of his very similar tone to Li Haoran, coupled with his good acting skills and online appearance, he received extremely high praise when he debuted. focus on.

Taking advantage of the popularity of big star Li Haoran, Liu Haoran's resources have been frighteningly good in the past few months. He has appeared on top programs such as "Happy Camp", "Everyday Upward", "Star Detective", and his popularity has grown by leaps and bounds, gaining a large number of fans.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast on CCTV knew it too, and started discussing it happily after hearing the words...

"I can't watch it, but I love watching you guys. I beg you to live before I die."

"I really don't like Cao Jin, I think he is too crazy."

"Li Haoran is also crazy, but he is crazy and loving, especially in terms of Chinese etiquette, he has always been the benchmark in the industry."

"The cranes are in the sky, the dragons are in the sky, and there are only so many disciples of Teacher Guo Degang."

"Zhou Xie laughed like a scumbag just now, so funny!"

"Big tie, I'm a scumbag, Tanwan Lanyue, introduce the new version of the boat that I haven't pulled in Sili, it takes three minutes to experience it, Lizao will fuck me, love like a game.".

Chapter 707

The barrage was filled with laughter, and Li Haoran said with a smile on his face: "Just now I ran into Teacher Cao Yunjin backstage. During the chat, he said that his throat was not feeling well, so I gave him a bottle of certain throat medicine."

After finishing speaking, imitating the tone at that time: "Is it delicious? It's delicious! Are you done drinking? Finished drinking! Is it sweet? Sweet! Give me the money!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Such a naive stalk still amused the audience with low requirements. At this moment, their cheeks hurt from laughing, and it can be said that they laughed immediately after sticking to it.

The laughter was very lively, and Li Haoran performed non-stop: "Mr. Cao is very angry: I gave you the money, why should I give you the money? Do you have an invoice? Can you issue that kind of invoice that will not fade for many years?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Hey hey hey..."

As soon as this "[-]" rant came out, Cao Yunjin's handsome face immediately froze, and it was difficult to maintain an awkward yet polite smile.

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry..."

Cao Yunjin sat there taking a deep breath to calm down his anger, his gloomy expression was obvious to all, which made Fatty, who was looking back, uneasy and worried!

The little girl was not afraid of Li Haoran's loss, but she was mainly afraid of Cao Yunjin's loss. She was afraid that this guy would be beaten up by Li Haoran and then he would blackmail Li Haoran. Wouldn't that be a loss?

There is no shortage of such "touching porcelain" people in the entertainment industry. They usually pick first-line big stars to tear up the popularity. It's super disgusting and super uncomfortable.

"Well said, well said!"

"The boss is mighty!!"

Li Mo and Chi Ma, who were crazy about their presence, didn't have this worry. They stood up and clapped and yelled, and stabbed Cao Yunjin, who was depressed beside him, with two more knives.

"Whoa, whoa..."

Amid the mourning and weeping, Cao Yunjin's heart was dripping with blood...

This money is not easy to earn! !

When Cao Yunjin is uncomfortable, the Guosi who oppose him will feel extremely happy.

They were overjoyed at the moment, and the screen burst with the subtitles of 'That's right', 'Well said', and 'Fan Fen Fen'.

Not only that, they turned into tap water one after another in a happy mood, and publicized on the Weibo of all the artists of Deyun Club, attracting more and more viewers to watch CCTV.

Less than [-] minutes after the live broadcast of the show, the number of online viewers of "Tucao Conference" exceeded [-] million.

The fans shouted loudly, while the neutral fans discussed, analyzed and commented on the grievances and grievances in the [Weibo Composition Contest] incident...

"Wow! This, kinda..."

"My God, that's too cruel to say!"

"It's completely a steel wire show, Cao Jin's face turned into that of Bao Zheng, and the darkness is so bright!"

"Because he really couldn't explain why the invoice didn't fade for ten years."

"Why, it's very simple, because the singer Chen Yixun is singing!"

"Why, it's very simple, because the singer Chen Yixun is singing!"

"Pfft! Brother, you are also in the nine-year compulsory education, why are you so handsome?"

"It's too ruthless, hahahaha, invoice stalking, it made Cao Yunjin so uncomfortable!"

"I really need to hire a bodyguard, Haoran is still a child, okay (manually funny)"

"..."

Fans are deeply worried about the safety of their idols, but Li Haoran doesn't feel the slightest sense of crisis. He is possessed by Bruce Lee, afraid of being a bird?

After the applause fell, he patted the table with 'deep empathy' and said, "Cao Yunjin is also very difficult. When he was working hard in Beijing in the early years, he performed a cross talk for two yuan a piece. It's miserable, isn't it?"

The audience was completely indifferent, with words written all over their faces: Poor people must have something to hate, Cao Yunjin almost vomited blood and died!

No response was received, Li Haoran chuckled, and performed to himself: "Do we all listen to the kind of two-dollar store: if you can't sell it for two yuan, you will lose money, if you can't sell it for two yuan, you will be fooled, Cao Yunjin tells you—buy Got it."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Boiling laughter came as promised, and the black-faced Cao Yunjin almost laughed angrily! !

Breathing out the aggrieved breath in his heart, Xiao Cao suddenly figured it out, and muttered to himself: "Curse it, scold it, the more you scold, the more people will pay attention. There will always be people who are upset with Lao Guo, and they will always burst out." He is a bit dirty.

Cao Yunjin, who had figured it out, shrugged and said that he didn't care, and the super cheeky scene was attacked by Guosi again.

In fact, the Guosi people don't know, Cao Yunjin actually has something to say, knowing that he met the Guosi special, not only Li Haoran, but also the ugly red hair beside him...

From the beginning until now, this bastard named Li Po basically didn't look at him directly, as if he had a sworn hatred with him, his eyes were full of contempt and disdain.

In this situation, Cao Yunjin, who has to bow his head under the eaves, has nothing to do with Li Haoran, but you, Li Po, are you a fart, who the hell are you?

Roaring in his heart, how could Cao Yunjin think that the ordinary people he ignored today would become so popular that he could not catch up with him in the future, so he gave him the word "Zhenxiang".

Cao Yunjin's mental journey is very complicated, while Li Haoran in the center of the stage has been simply continuing his performance, skillfully controlling the heat on the stage.

After confirming that the hot scene is almost over, Li Haoran decided to stop, and said with a smile: "Mr. Cao also doesn't treat himself as an outsider, and when he saw me, he said: Hey! I heard that you, Li Haoran, can write jokes, help me write a cross talk? "

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Cao Yunjin, with a puzzled expression on his face, and said, "I'm also very surprised. I said, Mr. Cao, do you need someone to write your cross talk? The Internet is disconnected at home this year? Have you finished copying all the jokes you bought?"

This complaint was so appropriate that Cao Yunjin couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only keep silent, unable to refute at all.

His comic 3.0 voice does have the habit of borrowing from Internet jokes, which has been criticized by netizens in the past, and it is expected that Li Haoran brought it up today.

"Awesome, awesome!!"

"That's great, awesome!"

"That's right, not only Cao Yunjin, but even the skits from the Spring Festival Gala in recent years are collections of internet jokes!"

"..."

The audience burst out laughing, Li Haoran waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you can't point at me alone, let's invite the first guest to appear on the stage, the leader of our behind-the-scenes editorial team, Li Wei, A superb joker, a weak man from the grasslands of Inner Mongolia."

After speaking, Li Haoran stepped off the podium.

Li Po also got up from the sofa, stepped down the steps, clapped hands with Li Haoran and then stepped onto the podium, pulling his windbreaker habitually, planning to start his speech. .

Chapter 708 The Resentful Fatty

"Snapped!"

Hitting the lower shoulder with Li Hao, Li Haoran walked to the guest seat, high-fived Aunt Xue Wang Ling and Zhang Shaogang one by one with a smile on his face, and finally came to Fatty.

The microphone pinned to the neckline suit has been turned off, and in the boiling scene again, Li Haoran stretched out his hand and said with a smile, not worried about being heard, "Pang Di, how are you talking?"

"Say-drip-very-good-well!"

Rolling over his lovely eyes, Fatty raised his Qianqianyu hand and clapped his hands. With a sweet smile, he replied word by word reluctantly.

To tell the truth, the girl has not come out of the shadow of the 'unicorn arm' so far, her resentment towards Li Haoran is higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea, she really wants to bite him to death.

When recording "Longing for Life", this guy just said "Fat Di", and he defined her from Reba to Fat Girl, causing people all over the country to call her that.

Now I have given her the nickname of Qilin Arms, which sounds funny and shocking, extremely devilish, and depending on the situation, she will often be complained about.

And thinking of the media and fans calling herself the goddess of unicorn arms, the feeling of wanting to cry without tears kept growing in her heart, so strong that it turned into a river of spring water flowing eastward.

"Hey! If I knew this earlier, why did I do it in the first place!"

Fat Di sighed in his heart, regretting that he died of Jiaoman in the car.

I regret that in the afternoon, why did I force this guy to revise the paragraph, and complained about the paragraph in the Asian version of "Time Magazine", which is obviously much more kind than this paragraph, okay?

If given a choice, she would rather choose that part!

The depressed Fat Di didn't know that this was a hurdle she couldn't overcome. Even without Li Haoran, she would have "honored" this nickname at the 2018 Golden Eagle TV Festival.

It's just that back then it was black fans who were full of malicious slander, this time it was Li Haoran who was full of friendly sarcasm, the nature is different, and the essence is also different.

With a slight smile, Li Haoran walked to his sofa and sat down without stopping, heaved a sigh of relief and said, "It seems that the situation is not bad, but I don't know how the ratings are?"

With a deflated mouth and a sweet smile on Fatty's face, a resentful voice squeezed out from between his teeth: "You're so confident and still ask me?"

"Hey hey hey..."

Shrugging, Li Haoran smiled and did not answer.

He wanted to say "Who told you to be my housekeeper", but since there is such a dangerous profession as a linguist in this world, he kept his mouth shut.

"Yoooooo..."

In the middle of the conversation, boos suddenly rang out from the scene.

The boos came so violently that it directly confused Li Hao on the podium, and also made Li Haoran's face change slightly after he had just sat down.