Interrupting Li Haoran's flattery, He Jiong pretended to be displeased and said: "Li Haoran, we are still friends if you don't say this!"
"Hahahaha, Teacher He is a typical representative of reverse growth, getting younger and more handsome, this is not flattery, this is a sincere compliment!"
"Hmm! I like to hear this sentence, you have passed." He Jiong laughed in satisfaction, and then asked: "Hao Ran, why did you come here?"
"Mr. He, the damn program team put me outside the city. I walked for a long time, and finally arrived on a tractor. I was exhausted..."
Li Haoran complained endlessly, showing his ability to speak out. At this moment, he heard someone calling him on the steps.Looking up, 640 found that Chef Huang was calling his name with a large spoon.
Seeing Huang Lei coming out of the restaurant, Li Haoran hurried up to meet him and greeted him politely, "Hello, Teacher Huang!"
Patting Li Haoran's shoulder affectionately, Huang Lei said with a smile: "Hao Ran, you are here, let's go, a big meal I made is just cooked, the three of us will have a tooth sacrifice first."
Li Haoran and He Jiong looked at each other, they both looked like gluttons, Li Haoran turned his head and said eagerly: "Mr. Huang, what kind of feast is it?"
"This restaurant is called Shawan Dapan Chicken. I tasted it and it was not authentic. Where is the Dapan Chicken from that place, so I went to the back kitchen to make an authentic Dapan Chicken." Huang Lei explained quite complacently.
Li Haoran understood in seconds, and flattered him: "Mr. Huang, I'm under a lot of pressure because you are so good!"
"Big fart! My wife forced me to cook, so I can't go out to eat every day."
"Mr. Huang, we are still good friends if you don't spread dog food in front of single dogs."
"Hahahaha, you have seen through my concealment... Huh? Haoran, why did you bring a dog?"
"Mr. Huang, this is what I just..."
After listening to Li Haoran's explanation, the two couldn't help admiring, He Jiong picked up Xiao H from the suitcase, and said dotingly: "Little H, so cute!".
Chapter 76 Yingbao who was molested (22/50 for the first order)
"China's urbanization is developing rapidly. Over the past ten years, the urban population has grown by an average of 2096 million people per year. However, in addition to the growth rate, the city also brings factors such as stress, impetuousness, and anxiety."
"The survey report on the living conditions of working people in 2014 shows that the life they yearn for is to choose to stay away from the hustle and bustle and crowds. They hope that they can breathe natural air and seek to listen to their inner voice..."
All the live broadcast rooms of "Longing for Life" played the exquisite VCR made in advance by the program group. They were shocked by the beautiful scenery of the countryside in the video. The Heling Village under the camera is really beautiful.
After the three of Li Haoran ate the delicious big plate chicken, they were also watching with the mobile phone sponsored by the sponsor.
After watching it, He Jiong burped indecently, and asked earnestly amidst the laughter of the fans: "Are you willing to experience this kind of longing for life?"
"Yes." Huang Lei said without hesitation.
Li Haoran nodded with a smile: "Yes! As long as Teacher Huang dares to go, I am very willing. If there is no Teacher Huang, I don't think I can support myself."
"With me here, Haoran, you won't be hungry!"
Huang Lei smiled triumphantly, and took a toothpick to dig between his teeth happily. He liked Li Haoran's flattery, which fully demonstrated his ability to take responsibility.
He Jiong also hugged Li Haoran's shoulders with a smile, and agreed: "Hahaha, I think so too, as long as Teacher Huang dares to go, I will go, Haoran, we have a good understanding!"
"Yeah!!" Nodding in agreement, Li Haoran said with a smile: "Mr. He, then we will have to rely on Mr. Huang. Then Mr. Huang, you can eat this chicken head! You see How mighty it is with its eyes closed..."
……
"Hahahaha, these two lazy people are like no one else!"
"I wonder if they can survive in the country?"
"It is estimated that the three of them may starve to death〃!"
"..."
The barrage in the three live broadcast rooms was full of excitement, and fans were looking forward to the country life of the big stars. It has been several hours since I first watched it, and the sense of substitution is really super strong!
Time passed, and the perspective switched to the road to Heling Village.
Sitting in the manger behind the tractor that he sat in in the morning, Li Haoran patted Zhao Liying's shoulder, who was disguised as the driver, with a smile. She was so frightened that the popular Huadan tensed up, thinking that she was recognized by Li Haoran.
Fortunately, Li Haoran didn't recognize her. He patted her on the shoulder and stood up straight. Looking at the beautiful scenery of Jiangnan water town, he opened his arms against the warm wind.
Through the rearview mirror, Zhao Liying saw Mr. He Jiong's playful upper body, stood up and put his arms around Li Haoran's waist, and the two staged a classic scene of the rural version of "Titanic" in the manger behind the tractor.
Zhao Liying burst out laughing, and He Jiong's impromptu performance successfully made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh, which killed many fans of the two.
Originally, two big men hugged each other enough to violate harmony, not to mention that He Jiong was more than ten centimeters shorter than Li Haoran, and so thin, standing behind Li Haoran he couldn't see anything, and was completely blocked by Li Haoran.
Li Haoran is [-] meters tall and looks slim and thin, but his dense muscles are not fake. He is the kind of model who looks thin but is actually very predictable.
At first everyone didn't pay attention, but when He Jiong stood with him and was completely blocked by his back, everyone realized how enviable Li Haoran's figure is.
Immediately, a fitness trainer came out from the live broadcast room to popularize the science, confirming with certainty that Li Haoran has a perfect figure, and also said that it was trained in their gym, and the advertisement was very slippery.
Immediately, a fitness trainer came out from the live broadcast room to popularize the science, confirming with certainty that Li Haoran has a perfect figure, and also said that it was trained in their gym, and the advertisement was very slippery.
The audience is not stupid, they are becoming more and more savvy. The fitness trainer's earnest words are ignored by them, and soon his barrage is covered by other barrages.
The audience burst into laughter, and Huang Lei's fat body shook with laughter, and he said loudly: "Mr. He, you are not... In this situation, why don't you recite a poem!"
The smart He Jiong realized that he had made an embarrassment, but there were only three of them on the tractor, so he continued to tease without taking it seriously.
If Mr. He knew that tens of millions of people were watching this scene, how would he feel?
"it is good."
Hearing Huang Lei's suggestion, Li Haoran nodded happily, and read aloud after thinking for a moment: "Wake up in the morning and set in the sunset, drink tea and chat, don't fight day and night, take care of flowers and plants, take it easy, do laundry and hang them in the sun, be at ease, light a fire and make food, be self-sufficient, work in the mountains, Don't rain down the mountain, this is the life I yearn for!"
"Good good!!!"
"Peking University talent is really talented, Li Haoran double-clicked to like 6666 for you!"
Huang Lei and He Jiong applauded, and the barrage was full of praise.
This piece of doggerel is not like doggerel, and modern poetry is not like a passage of modern poetry. Strictly speaking, there is nothing worthy of admiration, but Li Haoran's quick thinking can be seen by being able to compose it in less than five seconds.
Hearing Li Haoran's improvisation clearly in her ears, Zhao Liying's palms were covered with sweat while holding the handle of the tractor, she pursed her lips and muttered: "..."... a bit crooked! "
Although Zhao Liying said lightly, Li Haoran heard what she said. After all, he was standing in a downwind position. Hearing this, he was immediately amused. This driver's sister is quite aloof!
Seeing that the camera kept filming him, Li Haoran rolled his eyes when he remembered that he was almost thrown out by this girl in the morning, and a bad idea came to his mind.
"What do you say?"
As Li Haoran said, he suddenly leaned over, gently pinched the driver's sister Zhao Liying's pink cheeks with both hands, and said with a smirk: "What are you talking about? What do you mean by being a little crooked? Tell me, don't talk about me..."
The rather baby-fat cheeks were pinched by two big hands, and Li Haoran's hot breath was lingering in her ears. Zhao Liying suddenly froze in embarrassment and nervousness, and her thinking stagnated.
The walk-behind tractor was driving all the time, because Zhao Liying lost control of the direction because her mind went blank for a moment, causing the tractor to tilt and hit the concrete pier on the side of the road.
"Ah...turn around quickly, we're about to hit you!"
Li Haoran yelled to remind, regretting his reckless behavior in his heart, he didn't expect the driver's sister to be so careless, didn't she just pinch your face, and didn't pinch your butt.
"ah!"
Zhao Liying suddenly came back to her senses, screamed, and hurriedly pulled the handbrake, her right foot slammed on the brake, and the tractor stopped when it was five meters away from the concrete pier.
Fortunately, the speed of the tractor is very slow, not much faster than a bicycle. If it is a car, it will be the price of car crash and death.
Of course, it was because of his slowness that Li Haoran dared to tease the driver's sister, but he didn't dare with the car, so he never thought that there would be an accident! .
Chapter 77 Ying Bao Chases and Kills Li Haoran (23/50 for the first order)
"Ouch!"
"what!"
The driving tractor stopped suddenly, and because of the momentum, the three people in the manger all fell forward and fell down. Little H was overturned and buckled in the corner with the dog and the box. The three people and one dog looked miserable. The fans were dumbfounded.
Because Li Haoran was standing, his stomach directly hit the baffle, and then using his stomach as the axis, his feet slightly lifted back with the momentum, his upper body tilted, and his hands fell involuntarily.
Li Haoran, who possessed the strength of Bruce Lee, did not panic. When his stomach hit the front fender of the tractor, he tensed|tightened his abdominal muscles to counteract the huge impact and did not suffer any injuries.
In the process of involuntarily leaning forward, Li Haoran grabbed the shoulder of the driver's younger sister with both hands, but He Jiong behind him couldn't stand still and touched him again.
Now it's all right, the driver's sister didn't grab the shoulder, but her hand pressed on the driver's sister's Princess Taiping, and there was a not so obvious soft feeling.
"The identification is complete, Princess Taiping!!"
Li Haoran felt very clearly that the driver's sister was just like the Zhao Liying he had commented on, she was a typical princess Taiping.
No wonder I don't like him 907!But the touch is still very good drops!It's good to have small ones!
"what-----"
The expected ear-piercing screams came as scheduled, and the driver's sister yelled hysterically, raising her hands halfway, not knowing what to do, and she was completely confused.
The scream was so terrifying that Li Haoran let go of it in fright, and fell back with all his strength, but he didn't know that what he did made He Jiong, who was supporting him and hadn't stabilized his figure, stumbled again.
The unstable He Jiong involuntarily pushed Li Hao and turned his back. Even with Bruce Lee's strength and his feet hanging in the air, Li Haoran was pushed back again, and put his hand on Zhao Liying's Princess Taiping again.
"Ah-ah----"
A second later, the driver's sister screamed again, and nearly [-] million people in the four live broadcast rooms also screamed, and the bullet screen boiled at this moment.
Nima!What did they see, Ying Bao was attacked by Li Haoran, and twice! !
……
"Am I dazzled? Now the right side of my head is full of noodles, and the left side of my head is full of water. When I think about problems, my head is full of paste."
"Li Haoran... creak creak!!!"
"Fuck, where's my sword? I'm going to kill Li Haoran!!"
"My God, I've already taken a screenshot. Fortunately, I couldn't hold back my urine, otherwise I would regret it if I missed such a wonderful shot!"
"To raise funds to beat Li Haoran, who pays?"
"I'll pay you to fuck me, that bastard Li Haoran dares to touch my goddess!"
"..."
Ying Bao's fans were about to go crazy, the entire live broadcast channel could feel the raging flames burning, and the director's staff looked at each other in shock, wondering if they should close the live broadcast room?
After reading the whole story, Ying Bao's fans knew that Li Haoran didn't do it on purpose, but how could they bear this kind of thing? In their hearts, Zhao Liying is sacred and inviolable, but now... now...
Li Haoran didn't know that there were voices killing him on the bullet screen. After attacking Zhao Liying's Princess Taiping again, he quickly stood up with both hands, and staggered back two steps.
Li Haoran didn't know that there were voices killing him on the bullet screen. After attacking Zhao Liying's Princess Taiping again, he quickly stood up with both hands, and staggered back two steps.
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